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Page IS Saturday September IMS op Lifestyle Golf game is textbook putting logic and As such I when I confess the wretched truth this summer niter 10 years of virtuous abstinence Hook again My golf game has always been a model of textbook dulling a duller someone who clings to the absurd belief thai his game will oar eagles just as soon as he eliminates few minor faults thai cause him to hook slice shank top or miss the ball completely napped quite suddenly on the ninth Hung his gull bag clubs into pond and oil iht red hi lo fun mil his id the the fcllou reap waded into Ih g Then he is into the left again cast or foot goll Intil this hisptr in Gum play a round of Just one Then jns it up start with the side ii thai phase two of mi golfing quilt so is some very pleasant people on the My personal favorite is the Eternal Optimist He the fellow who joins you on the first tee and dedicates his of you up When you slice your ball into the he says Well but II sure sounded good When you hook your next shot Into a sand trap he exclaims Well but at least jou know where it is when you send a hall dribbling IS ftcioffthetee he chirps Yes but it light mitlcd him in water hazard Doing u be illegal but jur golfers would convict you Mo m theory is that the lo is much prim 1 1 My is nlf rs I logic to toothed thought words the duffci preaches a golf course the same approached Utile Big Horn And ilh remarkably similar results had abandoned my own duffing quite suddenly one sunny day afternoon had quadruple bo the first two holes and my drive off number three was nestling gently against an bounds marker feel from the tec when the truth dawned I hated golf So I picked up my bag advised my companion thai he was welcome to con himself and served notice that I would be for the future in Ihc bar retirements from golf go of course this was hardly a dramatic one A friend once told me of a Pel I on who illy approves my so so that shes to take up me her el I And as goller knows great to play with the love your life This adds spice and variety to the round you weary of swearing at your equip ment Still the question remains why on earth does anyone play golf In the first place can t be for the exercise much less the enjoyment as or other has observed golf is an ideal lay to ruin a perfectly nice walk It can t be or the companionship ihcr although It true that you meet loothed tiger out it is No is shown inslruminls torture without entertaining brief fond hope Maybe these guys are just fool And here in our own era no duffer approaches Ihe golf brimming over with the belief this is the day on which he eliminate those few minor faults lhal cause hooking shanking slicing lop ping muffing foozling hacking slash Oh yes is grand DRGOTT Finding caloric values of food By Peter Gait DEAR DR How the caloric values determined for foods DEAR READER The caloric val for foods were obtained In a lab oratory by measuring the heat given off when the foods were burned A the unit commonly used in the study of metabolism Is the amount of heat required to raise the temperature of one kilogram of water one degree centigrade from 14 de crees Celsius to degrees Celsius Meticulous studies have shown that one gram of protein yields four kilo- calories one gram of carbohydrate yields four kilocalories one gram of alcohol seven kilocalories and one gram of fat nine This Is why dietary fat is so fattening gram for gram It produces more than twice the calories of protein and carbohy drates DEAR DR Is there any cure for footdrop DEAR READER Footdrop Is the inability to flex the foot backward It is usually caused by damage lo the pe roneal nerve the nerve In toe leg that controls foot flexion This can be due Therefore the cure depends on the to nerve injury poor circulation cause For instance after an injury nerve disorders or compression by a due to crushing surgeons can some- disc In the spine causing operate lo reestablish nerve pressure on the upper nerve fiber rf that Join to form the peroneal nerve ASK KATHY How do I begin an exercise pro gram thai will work for me 1 ve started exercising the past and seems like always quit before I receive any real benefit from what I m doing Exercise plays a vital role in per weight loss but many peo ple have difficulty staying motivated Two causes of waning interest arc boredom and pain If you begin a regimen that too difficult you may experience muscle soreness and other stress related injury This makes it almost impossible m stay motivated Another problem is doing something you don really like if you don like logging don t decide to begin a jogging program just because that s what everyone else in your neighborhood is doing At Diet Center we recognize as an important part of a com weight loss program and as an excellent way to keep lost weight from returning We teach you how exercise can be integrated with a nutritionally sound diet to achieve safe permanent weight loss STEREO SYSTEMS ACCESSORIES HOME AUTOMOTIVE RECORDS APES 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treated with not much courtesy to say the least Afler oil years of waiting for this development and a sign on the properly with a phone number for information I can I imagine how this screwup happened What I do know however Is that It sure puts a nasty flavor on a much needed new development In town upgrading he Image of our real estate agents and then we get this story on the front page of salesman fouling up and my heart sinks I think you should know that this was not a local agent and hopefully from here on there be any more problems However that does not help the poor couple that I get what they had dreamed of Hopefully there has been some compensation and special priorities given to them for I would hate to think that I have been writing In vain all this tune We do live In a very special town with very special peo ple and agents A story like that one can do a lot of damage to our age and it t have at all for one am going to do my best to help my own clients to look out for possible problems by check out details for them If they don I know bow to do it for themselves and many won know Is a service I d like to think thai all our agents will do for their clients Just to make sure they don t run Into similar Dont hesitate to ask for help it your money that Is on the trained lohelpyou Many happy thoughts go with you this week If you are looking at new homes its a wonderful feeling to know that a new home Is Just around the comer Canadas Finest Income Tax Course Learning tax now could offer you moneymaking opportunities and save you money on your return at tax Urn Morning Evening Slarl in Georgetown Sept 1980 HaR BLOCK- For More Information CALL NOW