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BIRTHS DEATHS HAUK, Horst Werner At the age of 68 years and after an enduring and lengthy battle with cancer, he passed away peacefully at home (Limehouse, Ontario) in the arms of his loving and dedicated wife Patti on February 7th, 2012. Survived by his wife of 45 years, Patricia (Wagstaff), son Richard and daughter Ingrid (Jeff) Pels, grandchildren Haley, Gabriel, Austin, Michael and Ethan and loving companions Missy (2012) and Maggie. Also survived by his siblings Brita (Earl) Pranger, Lilly (Bob) Turple, Ruth (Bob) Bewick and Pam (Wilf) Salter and many nieces and nephews. Predeceased by his parents Werner and Ilse Hauk, brother Norbert and sister Elke. Visitation was held at Denning Bros Funeral Home, Strathroy (519-245-1023) on Saturday, February 11th, 2012 from 11:00 am till 1:00 pm when a funeral service was held with Pastor Roger Gast officiating. Interment followed in Strathroy Cemetery. In lieu of flowers donations to your charity of choice would be appreciated. A special thank you to Dr. Louis Kristal, Dr. Paul Salciccioli and their exceptional office staff for many years of quality care. A tree will be planted as a living memorial to Horst. DEATHS FISHBURN, Mona Florilla (nee Harvey) 1917 - 2012 Formerly of Norval Peacefully at Blackadar Continuing Care Centre, Dundas, on February 12th, 2012. Beloved wife of the late Stanley Charles Fishburn. Lovi n g m o t h e r o f N a n c y M e a d ow s ( A r t h u r ) , Douglas (Irene), Donna Whittaker (Fred). Mona will be missed by her loving 12 grandchildren and 9 great-grandchildren, many nieces, nephews and extended family. Predeceased by her daughter Sharon Atkinson, son-in-law Paul Atkinson, sons Ronald and David. Also predeceased by her sister Mabel Weames, sister-in-law Rita Proctor, brother Charles Harvey. Special thanks for the kind and compassionate care shown to Mom during the past five years by all the staff at Blackadar Continuing Care C e n t r e a n d D r. S a n d ra K a n e - C o r r i ve a u . Friends are invited to Dodsworth and Brown Funeral Home, Robinson Chapel, 905-5222496 on Thursday February 16th, 2012 from 1 2 pm with service in the Chapel at 2:00 pm. If desired, expressions of sympathy may be made to the Heart and Stroke Foundation, the Salvation Army, or charity of your choice. 11 ·The IFP· Halton Hills, Tuesday, February 14, 2012 TOPPING Robert and Diana Topping are the proud parents of Robert William Topping born at 5:02 am on January 14th 2012, weighing 8lbs., 10oz. Happy Valentines Day Mommy! DEATHS MacDONALD, John Suddenly, at his home in Ballinafad on Thursday February 9th, 2012 at the age of 54. Beloved husband of Sue for the past 33 years. Much loved father of Shannon Kazarian (Chris), Brittany and J.J. Proud "Granda" of Ciara and Ava. Survived by his mother Janetta and brother Kenneth. Predeceased by his father John. John will be sadly missed by Sue's parents John and Hazel Kerins, his sister-in-law Colleen and also by his best friend Paul (Brenda). Friends were received at the J.S. Jones & Son Funeral Home, 11582 Trafalgar Road, north of Maple Avenue, Georgetown 905-877-3631 on Sunday February 12th from 2-4 pm. Funeral Service was held in the chapel on Monday February 13th, 2012 at 11:00 am. Interment Greenwood Cemetery. In memory, contributions to the Upper Credit Humane Society would be appreciated. To send expressions of sympathy visit www.jsjonesandsonfuneralhome.com OSTRANDER, William Howard "Bill" Peacefully on Saturday February 11th, 2012 at the Georgetown Hospital. Bill, in his 84th year, loved husband of the late Bernice (nee Watts). Loving father of Margaret Ostrander-Fleet (John), Carolyn Roche (the late Frank) and Shirley McCallum (Paul). Proud grandfather of April, Mairead, Charlene, Billie-Jo, Bill and Christopher and great-grandfather of Amber, Vanessa and Alexandra. Dear brother of Isabel Campbell of Elmira, Donna Rice of Terra Cotta and the late Victor Ostrander. Friends will be received at the J.S. Jones & Son Funeral Home, 11582 Trafalgar Road, north of Maple Avenue, Georgetown, 905-877-3631 on Friday from 2-4 and 7-9 pm. Funeral service will be held in the chapel on Saturday February 18th, 2012 at 2:00 pm. Interment Greenwood Cemetery, Georgetown. In memory contributions to Union Presbyterian Church or the Georgetown Hospital would be appreciated. To send expressions of sympathy visit www.jsjonesandsonfuneralhome.com CARD OF THANKS Thank You! I just want to say a sincere `Thank You' to the honest person who found and turned in my Gold Wedding Band to Food Basics. You made my day! Gord In back, Dan Olien, J.Van Olst, Steve Rossiter and in front, Linda Smith and Pamela Niesiobedzki star in the farce, Can Lightning Strike Twice? Photo by Marilyn Edridge CARRIERS NEEDED GEORGETOWN River Drive Guelph Street Queen Street Elizabeth Street Ewing Street King Street McNabb Street John Street Lynden Circle George Street Local playwright's play to premiere in Caledon By MARILYN EDRIDGE Caledon Townhall Players The Caledon Townhall Players are delighted to present the world premiere of Can Lightning Strike Twice?. This lively farce by Roxanne Thornton of Georgetown, is set in a run-down studio apartment in a large, Victorian house in Acton. The hapless hero, Howard Ducksworthy, is a struggling, middle-aged writer and fall guy, played with quiet intensity by Steve Rossiter of Erin. His peaceful solitude is shattered one evening during a lightning storm with the arrival of his best friend Don Defleur and the irate ladies who are pursuing him. Don, played by J. Van Olst of Georgetown, is an oldfashioned heel who uses his charm and sex appeal to lure the ladies, whom he callously uses and discards. Don dives for cover when the gun-wielding Molly arrives threatening to change him from a rooster to a hen. Molly, played with gusto by Pamela Niesiobedzki of Erin, is a woman wronged and she is out for his blood. Hotly in pursuit of her is Charlene, Don's sexy, young mistress and the cause of Molly's anger. She arrives full of fight to protect her `Donsy Wonsy' from Molly's rage. Linda Smith of Acton plays the somewhat ditsy Charlene with an airy charm. The ensuing mayhem brings an officious cop to the scene followed by Howards's emotionally overwrought and feeble-minded landlady, both played with great whimsy by Daniel Olien of Caledon. This play has it all...action, mystery, sex, robbery and finally, retribution. It is a wild ride with many twists and turns in the plot. Can lightning strike twice? It certainly can if, like Don Defleur, you refuse to reform your lying cheating ways. Directed by Ian O'Brien of Georgetown, this captivating play opens on February 16th and runs consecutive weekends until March 3rd. Show times are 8:15 p.m. evenings with a gala matinee on Feb. 25th at 2:15p.m. Tickets are $15 and $12 respectively. Dinner theatre on Feb. 25 at Knox United Church, at 6:30 p.m. is $28. Please call the Box Office for reservations: 519-927-5460. For information visit www. caledontownhallplayers.com. IN MEMORIAM CARTWRIGHT, Bruce Left us on February 15th, 1997 Time may erase many things, But this it will never, The memory of those happy days, When we were all together. We miss you, Family and friends DELIA August 7th, 1976 - February 14th, 2004 Our hearts still ache with sadness, Our silent tears still flow, For what it meant to lose you, Delia, No one will ever know. Deeply missed, never forgotten. Your loving family, Mom, Dad, Kevin, Jacob, Sandi, Simon, Ayden and Alyssa RUSSELL, James "Jim" Passed away peacefully at Georgetown Hospital on Thursday, February 9th, 2012 at the age of 82. Born in Kirkaldy, Scotland, Jim came to Canada as a toddler. Loving and devoted husband of Shirley (predeceased 2007) and dear father of Leslie Ann (LaFontaine) and her husband Brian who he treated like his own son. He will be missed by his cousins and friends. Jim was a member of the Georgetown Seniors Centre and played cribbage there each week. Jim loved his horseracing and playing poker with his pals each month. A special thank you to every person who cared for, helped and treated Jim at the Georgetown Hospital. Everyone there is very caring and devoted to their job. Thank you as well to Dr. Craig Carson who was a great help while Jim was in hospital. Friends were received at the J.S. Jones & Son Funeral Home, 11582 Trafalgar Road, north of Maple Avenue, Georgetown, 905-877-3631 on Sunday from 2-4 and 7-9 pm. Funeral service was held at St. George's Anglican Church, 60 Guelph Street, Georgetown on Monday February 13th, 2012 at 11:00 am. Cremation had taken place. In memory, contributions to St. George's Anglican Church would be appreciated. To send expressions of sympathy visit www.jsjonesandsonfuneralhome.com Myrel Ellison August 28th, 1929 to February 12th, 2007 It has been five years since God saw you were tired and whispered `Come Home with Me.' Memories and treasures no one can steal, And gone are the days we used to share. Your smiles, hugs and words of wisdom, But in our hearts you are always there. Until we meet again. Love, Pat, Tara, Rob, Mackenzie and Logan In loving memory of GLEN WILLIAMS Tweedle Street Mountain Street If interested, please call CIRCULATION 905-873-0301 Maria Vieira July 17th, 1930 - February 13th, 2002 If tears could be a stairway, And memories a lane, I'd walk right up to Heaven, And bring you home again. Love your husband, Frank and family Last chance for Sports Museum nominees The Halton Hills Sports Museum is looking for athletes, teams or builders worthy of being inductees into the annual Halton Hills Sports Museum Hall of Fame. Deadline for nominations have been extended to February 28, 2012. Info: Museum's website, www.hhsm.ca PLACE YOUR CLASSIFIED AD! CALL KRISTIE AT 905-873-0301