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Wednesday, July 4 Registration days: St. Andrew's United Church is holding its annual Vacation Bible School August 13-17 9 a.m. to noon for children ages 4-10. Five half days of fun with crafts, stories, music, games. Registration is free, but donations appreciated. Register on July 4 and July 5 at the church office at 905-877-4482 or standrewsoffice@cogeco.ca Bruce Trail Morning Hike: Level 1, 5-6 km loop hike on local trails. Depart at 9:30 a.m. from the Georgetown Market Place parking lot between Zellers and the grey medical building. Bring water and snacks. Lunch at a local eatery after the hike. Leader: Maureen, 905-873-9757 mosmith@cogeco.ca Family Storytime: free 30-minute programs include stories, music and lots of fun. Georgetown library: Wednesdays, July 4-August 22 at 9:45 a.m and on Saturdays, July 7-August 25 (library closed August 4) at 11 a.m. Sleepytime Stories: Children are invited to wear their pajamas and bring their stuffies! In the Georgetown library: Wednesdays July 4-August 22 at 7 p.m. And in the Acton library: Thursdays, July 5-August 23 at 7 p.m. Crafternoons: Kids who like doing crafts can drop in anytime between 2-4 p.m. to either library branch July 4-Aug. 22. Kids under 6 should be accompanied by a grownup. Garden Eucharist: All are welcome, 7:30-8 p.m., during the summer months in the St. Alban's Garden Chapel, 537 Main St.; weather permitting until Sept. 26. Glen Seniors Drop-in Group is open to all seniors, 12-3 p.m. at St. Alban's Parish Hall, 537 Main St., Glen Williams. Fellowship and games. Cost is $1/week. Bring a bagged lunch; tea, coffee and cookies provided. Info: Angie, 905-877-6678. GLT Improv Club: runs Wednesdays all summer at 7:30 p.m. at the GLT Studio, 33 Stew- arttown Rd. New youth (15 years and up) and adult members welcome. For information please leave a message at the studio-905-877-3422. No experience necessary. Nordic Pole Walking: Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m. outside Gellert Centre; bring toonie for the Heart and Stroke Foundation. Leader: Ginger Quinn, 905-691-9122. Thursday, July 5 Youth Drop-in Basketball: will be held at Christ the King Secondary School, for ages 13 to 17, 1- 2:30 p.m., July 5-Aug. 16. All skill levels welcome. Admission $3. Zumba with Elizabeth Bell: 6:30-7:30 p.m. at The Old Armoury, 1A Park Avenue, Georgetown Fairgrounds. You move at your own pace and every step is the right step. Suitable for all levels of fitness. Summer dates: July 5, 12, 19, 26, Aug 2 and 9. Cost: $10 drop-in rate. Proceeds to the Old Armoury restoration. Info: www.globeproductions.ca Summer Rocks drop-in: Georgetown Alliance Church (290 Main St,, S. Georgetown) is putting on a three-week event for kids in Grades 6-8. This is a drop-in program that will run from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. every week day from July 3-21. Kids can come to hang out with their friends and have fun in a safe environment. There will be plenty of activities running like video games, board games, basketball, ball hockey and dodgeball. Info: Braden, slessor_b@hotmail. com or 905-703-8763. Maple Avenue Baptist Church SU Sports basketball and ball hockey camp for people ages 9-13. July 9-13. Register online www.scriptureunion.ca/mapleavenue or at the church, 177 Maple Ave., Georgetown. Info: church, 905-873-9211or email Mike mracinsky@mabc.ca. Book Parties: for kids, age 6 and up. Includes games and crafts with a fun book theme! Please pre-register. In the Georgetown Branch: Thursdays, 2 p.m. and United Church, 486 Guelph St. 11 Email summer@norvalunited.ca to register or call 905-877-6122. Info: www.norvalunited.ca Class Acts for Backpacks: a talent show featuring local per7 p.m. until August 23. Info: 905formers of all ages at the George873-2681 ext. 2520, 519-853-0301 town Christian Reformed Church, or www.hhpl.on.ca. 11611 Trafalgar Rd., Georgetown. Imagination Stations at the Doors will open at 6:30 p.m. and Acton Library, 2 p.m. until August the show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets: 23, just for kids, ages 8-13; fun $10, at the Links2Care offices at Friday, July 6 activities with some intriguing 36a Armstrong Avenue, GeorgeFantastic Fun Friday: Fridays themes. Please preregister. Info: town and 47 Mill Street East, Ac905-873-2681 ext. 2520, 519-853- in July, 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Norval ton, or at the door. 0301 or www.hhpl.on.ca. Tai Chi in the park: in the Old Seed House Garden in Dominion Gardens Park (near Maple Ave. entrance) every Thursday at 7:15 p.m. weather permitting, until Ph.D. Community Calendar August 30. Georgetown Classic Car Cruise Night: 5-9 p.m. at Nashville North parking lot in Norval. Draws with proceeds to Georgetown Hospital. Limehouse Memorial Hall Board euchre: 7:30 p.m. at the hall. All welcome. 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