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10 DEATH DEATH CONSTABLE: Ralph Bruce The family of Ralph Constable sadly announces his passing at his home in Acton on Thursday January 3, 2013, in this 65th year. Ralph Bruce Constable, loving husband of Donna Martin for 43 years. Dear father of Donna-Lee and Robert Palmer of Charleston, South Carolina, Jamie Constable of Campbellville, and Donald and Julianne Constable of Acton. A wonderful Grandfather to Krystal, Cody, Reilly, Ethan, Bria and great grandchildren, Katrina and Alisha. Brother of Wayne Constable and Linda Kelly. As were Ralph's wishes, he has been cremated. His family will celebrate his life privately. CLASSIFIEDS THE NEW TANNER THURSDAY, JANUARY 03, 2013 The New Tanner Classifieds are $8 (plus HST) for 15 words (or less) and 30 cents (plus HST) for each additional word. Prepayment is required. Classified deadline is Monday at 5 p.m. Call 519-853-0051 for details or email thenewtanner@on.aibn.com HOLMES: Brian Clifford In loving memory of a wonderful partner in life, Brian Clifford Holmes, the one I lived with, laughed with and truly loved, passed away on Tuesday, December 25, 2012 at the Belleville General Hospital in his 50th year. Brian was born on February 9, 1963 to Lloyd and Irma Holmes of Belleville. He was the loving wife of Gail Maracle and treasured father of Douglas Maracle and Laura Coe of Deseronto, Jessica Thomson and Bill Lawrence of Deseronto and Jakob Gudgeon-Holmes of Barrie, Ontario. Dear brother of Robert Holmes of Bloomfield, Ontario and Sandra & Calvin Conley of Stirling, Ontario. Brian will be sadly missed by his niece and nephews and all his grandchildren. A special thank you to all of Brian's Auntie's & Uncle's and especially his parents Lloyd and Irma for all their love and support at this time. Also thank you for the continuing love and support from my family, Scott , Nita and Wendy Maracle. A memorial service will be held in the spring. For further information on the memorial please contact Gail Maracle. IN THE CARE OF MCGLADE FUNERAL HOME 78 CENTRE STREET DESERONTO, ONTARIO 613-396-2310 HEALTH NEW CPAP MASKS : at Young's Pharmacy. The NEW WISP nasal mask is a great Christmas gift that comes in a one size fits most package. The WISP is less obtrusive around the eyes and nothing touches your forehead. Please stop in and try one at 47 Main Street South, Downtown Georgetown. 905877-2711 - Ext 2 FOR SALE REFRIDGERATOR: White fridge, excellent condition. $80 519-853-4457(2) HELP WANTED Class A Mechanic Required HELP WANTED & LICENCED SCHOOL BUS FOR RENT ROOMS AVAILABLE: At Mill Street Crossing, Acton. Weekly/ Monthly. 905-462-3032.(tfn) ROCKWOOD: 3 bedroom. New ceramic & laminate flooring. New paint. $995 + some utilities and appliances. No Dogs. Porch and back yard. 519-362-0688 (05) ROCKWOOD: Seniors only. 1 or 2 bedroom unit available Feb. 1. Utilities included. 519-856-4190(TFN) ACTON: 2 bedroom upstairs aptartment for rent. Utilities extra. Call 519-853-0113(TFN) Blue Springs, The Acton Funeral Home 519-853-2399 12 Church Street East, Acton 379 Queen St. E. Acton 519-853-1550 FLYER DELIVERY: Person required for in town. Monthly. Suitable for ages 12 and up. 416-543-1779(2) To start immediately Tyler Transport DRIVERS REQUIRED IN MEMORIAM SERVICES POST HOLE: Augering gravel driveways, tree planting, Timberrock Services. Marcel 519-856-4766, www.timberrockservices.com (tfn) ACRI: Rosanna In loving memory of a dear wife and Mother, Rosanna M. Acri who passed away January 13, 2012. When evening shades are falling, And we sit in quiet alone, To our hearts come a longing. If she only could come home. Friends may think we have forgotten, When at times they see us smile, But they little know the heartaches, Our smiles hide all the while. Sadly missed by her loving husband Patrick, daughter Andrea and son WIlliam D I S P O S A L C O N TA I N E R SERVICE: Ideal for renovations, shingles, house, garage & yard cleanup, dirt, concrete, asphalt, gravel. Delivery. Driveway friendly. Rolloff truck goes where larger trucks shouldn't. W E S T E RV E L D CONTRACTING LTD . 519-853-3332, 905-705-2339, toll free 1-877-633-6529 www.westerveldcontracting.ca Speel check, white out and humour A long ago careless typo ­ Fairy Lake was referred to as Dairy Lake on the front page of The New Tanner ­ sent then editor, Harley Coles ­ who was married to a former proofreader ­ into a fit of pique, and then a fit of laughter. He then wrote that every newspaper is plagued with "typos" at some time in its history, and while some mistakes, while lamentable, can also be actionable. He recounted one small daily newspaper in the U.S. that was plagued with a string of errors which started with the following classified. FOR SALE ­ R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 958 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. The next day the following appeared in the classified columns. NOTICE: We regret having erred in R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 958 and ask for Mrs. Kelly, she lives with him and 7 p.m. On Wednesday, the newspaper came out with a bold face notice in the classified columns. It said: R.D. Jones has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad stands corrected as follows: FOR SALE ­ R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 958 after 7 p.m., and ask for Mrs. Kelly who loves with him. The final smashing sequence came out in the newspaper the very next day. It read: NOTICE ­ "I R.D. Jones has no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 958 as the telephone has been taken out. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Kelly. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit. From the Swampscott (Massachusetts) Reporter: Two glitches were made in the Old Style Corn Chowder recipe submitted by Joe Green of the Sail Loft for the Wooden Spoon column. Fist, add one big onion, not one bag of onions. Second..... From the San Angelo (Texas) Standard: CORRECTION: First place winner of the St. Valentines Day Massacre Chili Cook-off last weekend at Circle Bar Truck Corral near Ozona was the Orehouse Chili team of San Antonio rather than the Whorehouse Chili team as was inadvertently announced in the Sunday and Monday editions of the Standard Times. The S-T regrets the error and any embarrassment it may have caused members of the chili team. HELP WANTED Personal Support Worker Eden House Care Facility requires a P.S.W. for a permanent night shift position. Also a casual part time P.S.W. postion available. Eden House is a licenced accredited long term care home and invites you to join our dedicated Health Care Team. If interested please e-mail or fax resume to: Eden House Care Facility R.R. #2, 5016 Wellington Road 29, Guelph, ON N1H 6H8 Fax: 519-856-1274 or Email: admin@edenhousecarehome.ca www.edenhousecarehome.ca(2) FIREWOOD SEASON HARDWOODS: 12" or 16". Prompt delivery. Year round availability Len's Firewood 519843-1528 (tfn) ALL PRICES REDUCED FROM LAST YEAR: To p quality seasoned hardwood in 12" or 16" lengths. Ask about our truck load special. 519-7632223 or toll free 1-888-856-8696 www.northernhardwood.ca (tfn) ITEMS WANTED $$$ CASH $$$: For trucks, Autos, Machinery. Running or NOT. WE PAY YOU. $200 & up to $5,000. Fast free pick up. Flatbed carrier. We also take old tires. We sell new & used parts. Custon exhaust shop. (new cats $240 installed) 519-833-1150. C:647-403-1020. 22 years in service (TFN) MacKinnon 55 Mill Street East Acton Ontario L7J 1H4 Family Funeral Home, Inc. Shoemaker Chapel CLASSIFIEDS WORK Contact Marie 519-853-0051 WANTED: Experience kitchen help. Apply with resume Wednesday thru Sunday to Heaven on 7, Rockwood. 519-856-2693(3) (519)853-0350 www.mackinnonfamilyfuneralhome.com Acton Family Owned by Margaret and Bob MacKinnon