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Sunday. July 30, 2000 Oakville Beaver Weekend 15 TRAVEL & ENTERTAINMENT Travel w ith Don't miss sum m er hit Much Ado About Nothing, one of William Shakespeare's best loved rom antic com edies, continues in Coronation Park Mondays through Saturdays at 8 p.m. until Aug. 12th. John Jarvis and Gina Wilkinson, who played Berowne and Rosaline s in last year's production of L ove' Labour' s Lost, have returned this year as Benedick and Beatrice. And two Oakville actors, Bran don McGibbon, who played a vari ety o f small roles in Ay You Like It, and ingenue Kim Bubbs also grace the earthen stage by the lake. Tickets are $15 and are available at the Oakville Centre box office at 130 Navy St., 815-2021, weekdays from noon to 5 p.m., and Saturdays from 2 to 5 p.m. fy + f* * I A M A TR A V EL A G EN T! I HAVE ADVANCED DEGREES IN ACCOUNTING, PUBLIC RELA TIONS, MARKETING, BUSINESS BUILDING, CIVIL ENGINEER ING, and SWAHILI. It's no problem for me to give you seven connecting, non-smoking pool side suites with two king size beds and four roliaways in each, and, yes, it is my fault that the hotel does not have a helicopter landing pad. O f course I have the reservation you booked six years ago, even though you don't have the confirmation number, and you think it was made under a last name that begins with an "X". I AM A TRAVEL AGENT - I speak all languages and have visited every desti nation on the planet. It's also obvious to me that when you book your reser vation for Friday, you really mean Sat urday. My company has entrusted me with all financial information and decisions and yet, I can't tell you why your hotel bill for March 1998, had a .25cent phone call charge, because obviously you shouldn't have to pay for your phone calls. YES, I AM LYING when I say there are no seats left at the lowest price. And it's no problem for one to quickly construct several more rooms at the hotel you want, and this time I won't forget the helicopter pad. I AM A TRAVEL AGENT - I am capable of checking rates for three peo ple, taking live reservations, checking my travel information updates, e-mail and voice mail messages, Internet info, and faxes - and answering fifteen phone calls simultaneously. I take responsibility for the airline food, traffic jams, rental car flat tires, weather, hotel location, and the national economy. I always know where to find the best vegetarian, Mongolian barbecue restaurant at a moment's notice. I smile, empathize, console, cajole, upsell, down-sell, cross-sell (and know when to do which) I perform, sing^ dance, stamp brochures, and fix the printer! I AM A TRAVEL AGENT!!! (We are not sure who wrote the origi nal version of this article - but it still fits the role of travel agents each dav, and is dedicated to all in the fine quaP ity, personal service they provide for each of you, their customers!) END orSUM M ER S, S*<I to OF CLASSICS In association with THE OAKVILLE CENTRE FOR IHE PERFORMING ARTS presents M UCH HD? A B O U T N O T H IN G SHAKESPEARE'S romantic comedy directed by M ICHAEL SHAMATA \ '- ~ jr - J ri MONDAY to SATURDAY at 8:00 pm Photo by Peter C. McCusker LL ^ / CO R O N A TIO N PARK Oakville Tickets $15 · General Admission CEUDH AT THE CENTRE: Ellen Irmisch and The Tartan Terrors return to the Oakville Centre for the Per forming Arts this year, along with the talented Sundance Studios' students and the comic gravedigger Barry Croake, to present a show o f comedy, music, dance and swordplay. This year's Ceilidh will feature the Swinish M ultitude as well as a tribute to the 26^men who died in ·Nova Scotia's 1992 Westray mining disaster. The Tartan Terrors et al, will perform at 8 p.m. on Aug. 10th and 11th and at 2 and 8 p.m. on Aug. 12th. Tickets are $24.99 and are available by calling the box office at 815-2021. V I ( 9 0 5 ) 8 1 5 - 2 0 2 1 ROYAL BANK FINANCIAL G RO U P' §§3± V JULY 19th to A U G U S T 12th 2000 D V D s at all local libraries In response to public demand and in light of the growth of DVDs, Oakville Public Library recently intro duced an adult and a children's DVD collection at all its locations. Library users who borrow DVDs must have their own DVD players, since the library does not loan out this equipment. For more information, call Central Library at 815-2042; Glen Abbey at 815-2039; W hite Oaks at 815 2038; or Woodside at 815-2036. - ..AUCE..--- o -- 4--* Q J m m i o "O 2 5 ivw S> 4 BQ --· O u y x I TALI AN · C M B f f / A C K QJ E ° I * * " Now featuring a new summer menu with a unique combination of regional Italian favourites and southern U.S. Crabshack specialties. -- CT 3 > E LO *8*HI New Kids Menu! Wood-Fired Pizzas · Unique Pastas · Alligator · Crawdads · Crab Cakes Jambalaya · U.S. Dry-Aged Steaks · Alaskan King Crab · Fresh Salmon BBQ Ribs · Warm, Convivial Bar · Large Sunny Patio · 13 Draughts On Tap Extensive Wine List With Over 30 Wines Offered By the Glass Reservations Always Welcome. lil_1in J iu3I > c " J _ ls -s 2 / T ra vel Zt -s e n Alice Fazooli's! 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