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•T he IFP• H alton H ills, Thursday, M ay 30, 2013 15 Mark your Calendar June 14-16 SHOW HIM YOU LOVE HIM BigDADDYFestival.ca ATTENTION GEORGETOWN AND AREA RESIDENTS This is a public service announcement to warn you that Madison now has her driver's license. She is a lovely girl, very bright, gets terrifi c grades in school - but dumb as a stick when it comes to directions. If you encounter a tall, blond, very polite but somewhat bewildered looking girl - that means she is probably lost. Approach with caution and do not use words such as "north", "south", "east" and "west" when giving her directions. Madison does not know what these words mean - she thinks they are lyrics in a new Justin Bieber song. Use words such as "turn left at the big tree" or "go straight until you see a blue house" - these are the types of directions she understands. Note to Madison: If you are ever again driving from Georgetown to Oakville and you see a sign for Niagara Falls, PLEASE TURN AROUND, INDEED YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY! Yes Madison, embarrassing my children really is quite a lot of fun and should keep me entertained until you have children of your own. Your Mother GEORGETOWN GARDEN CENTRE 140 GUELPH ST. 905-877-8882 (The former Georgetown Fruit Market building) OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK! HANGING BASKETS 10" & 12" Baskets Huge Selection of Huge selection of Hangers, Annuals, Perennials, Vegetable and Herb Plants & Finished Accent Planters FOR THE GARDEN $1.99 25 L bagTOPSOIL$5.99 2 cu ftMULCH Large bag! Red/Cedar/Canada Red/Black $1.29 4 Pk. Flowering & Vegetable Plants FLOWERS & PLANTS Full vibrant flowers from cuttings, not seeds! or $2.49 each Geraniums 10 $22FOR LAWN & GARDEN SUPPLIES 1399 Rose Bushes Close to Home. Far from Ordinary. 310 Guelph St., Georgetown 905-873-4405 Father's Day Sunday June 16th Give Dad The Gift Of Time Citizen $275.00 Citizen Golf $325.00 Bering $225.00 ESQ $495.00 Bering $235.00 Puma $215.00 Canada Day in the Glen organizers are seeking vendors-- preferably of handcrafted items-- at the annual July 1 event. Booth cost: $50. Non-profi t and charitable organizations no charge. Contact Jacqui Vaccaro, 905-873-7443, vaccaro@cogeco.ca Vendors wanted for Canada Day celebration