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college rca i decoe corner of lill axd ifvesrici ctrcct qyivrtfaffoa dahv oru s to 10 c m- and i stdspm bread cakes easts j oonfeorronert fruits canned fish oatmeal oommeol graham and bucfc- wheat flour a c indeed i and yo never wd me f i shetaid tlave leave to cat ac 1 alt of nhicu wa are prepaid to ku at r it acal ring yon propoc to buy t bottom prices for oa8h c uce for my cddia lpr thh choicest gif r ar ibatrnret polurd what will youeira oic attharl she laid in her merry way what rift would yon send tny faithful tlend to mo on my wedding day t cc something to sure and coatly ld otfer yan aiaideu fair that yen ihould coufcai twere a joy to poataaa a treaaura ao rich and rare 0 what can it he dear cousin i and whete is he fortuue praji j tou will have to apeud if you chooae to aid such a gift on my wedding day v the jitt ii already purchased said the bald and unulaihing yonth twaa atranje ldccjfretuat tha maiden fair had never ducovered tie truth in connection wtttt uie bfcery we nara loit opened an oyatei parlor i and will aerre orau ra m iery kyle wa harej also coat uuitly on hand a itock of ottert iabota can and bulfc cheap twiu doom me fo triet and woe my li4xt ia the jiff t proffer if s oyato apjjt roplicd it ahcartyqtt may tnut and believe 8iottstaaticfluia vteiiisf qlifls will vaa tata i my iuyo and prire it and ichat if lncvcr marry she addrd with grtcroac tlitfi tis the better today yua the jpft display than wait until byjadbyc if that ia your wiah dear maiden my sectet yoa taaa ihali tnaw if yoa refuse what 1 happened to a ustee il clark barrister quebec street quelph bkics oeticckbzkrwabuusc mill htmt xrtaa roma oscz jtveet feirirce w eelfstreet rhnietcxtr il 100 i ocemafl 1g qo- torcato- eir pio a co r ce tat fraur cost tss- l lata tea d f r bor a i20k15 1 hare ros uwd t jl frm ir lnua wle sxneta whies mlii boplata dv death to t manhood 21bsm kta ijfanp ao-y- licensed iuctioiier fcr taiotmties of wellinpton tnd haltoa orders left ai the fans piaisjoabe acton or a my rtsjiecoe in eqckirbod will be pramptiy atttiod to terms roasonutfe j tatektsforikvixtroxs espe- jl dn3ousiraalpropcdy secured in can ada the united- scitet and ieurope pa- tent guirtmetel or no charge sead for pintcd instructions acacir in opcxation tvn vezs hekrjgihst s ottara canada ifecccnicrj erinoenng solicitors of pa- tents and dnnglitsfcn t i jeateesox attoker-at- y a lxw solicitor in c ht cere tc osce neit iicr lowailaoea hottl hilton ni4sor4jr b e nicmin the teiveliaees acpeaaiackdehti ns co of barirord caan write ctcrjuilne cetralie in tfce tay of lire nt accident latmuice site lmt sficaritr ttnei6tiflia4 f imple deposit mtje vlfi ibe lamtatan j flovefiinjent or tue icearltj- of caaxdiaa above all other gift you receke sbe leaned her bead an hi thoalder and he guessed wliat ibe blushed to tay that the iav he confessed vaa what inited her best ac bis rift for her weddingday 1 li l lerhowe re paid up cash opttai gross afifeta toul iiibilittes surplus to policy solders jailes haithevs- agent actouont 6co00o 00 jobn fif was leicing the breatfalt k9g774 utile he laid a ril of bills bewde hix jj vr l annte itoni- i69f 33t aed for tmr npw dreos fjlt flboif noimipald 5 1880 whole no 24l federal bamk op canada guelph branch d05tisiok kotel actox robt aictv proprietor the neir hotel is feted up in isciis ftyle with n- fnmi- tore commorciai traveilsrwifl cndgood rttn and conilnoojons sample pvnc spcqf tltlntion paid to the wccls cf tne travtiling pnilic bail supplied wj ie best cf liquors and cigiis socdstibl- iog and attentive hcstirs j vuiakles cahelov main st acton arit for the bell orean j manufactured brilesara w bell icvclielph orders left at hifreaidencf win receive prompt at- tentioa- for particular see d on other aide give h a trial t i chas cameios dm to- t t- r total exchange hotel acrox xvjas- campbell proprietor kr gaiap- t-sfl- late of the eosdn honse near gt r staiiun taies- pleasure in announcing to his maay old friends and patrons tiu he has recently purchased and refifted the royal exchange in ths ueaest and most comfort- able styfe anol is prepared to aceominodate all who may favor frfm in the most cara- fbrtahle manner choice wines lienors cigars and cool summer drinlts always in suk stabtein charge of an attentive hostler the patronage of the prahlic is re spectfully solicited and no eflcrt will b spared tcrgive the very best attention then yon hare really made it fifty i i what a good tulins i thall be able to cave cnouph of it to bay aant maria a rfnl nice new years prewut there are very food cloaks sbegy and wnrni marled dowu to 10 mid 12 at liar- toa briore and i am disressi sunday after sunklnr to see her wslfc a geseeliukisc rcsiscss doxe into church in tlwt old tlnwl i could drifts aid dills of exchange dra o lan c it with my eyes ksgit ud mid hut and i know nothing but k-rvers- ity teeis it fruni breaking awav an hec depositors ursuxrptiouldrs ire allowed interest at uir me ofve well doas yon please only rrake 5 lercent perannaat in he strings- the mst of the money bifty dollars eanfc 0e p rtmerit and six g per eentdoek not giow oa every bush nowadays per annum m1 be aliowjlok deposit an should hardly have fvlt able to keceipts provided the money remtins gi it to yoct only that ilorton has in the fenk not less than air sjrnonihs iookn ntwrneof our steam heat nljls ere or hi store though some panic us wi awa gyjj grket down at hat turd offered hioi oue at a kanager disconut so buy the cloak from win by all means if you get one- canada ijotn btruggled into three laam bahkihc wowpamy yearpld overcoat and hurried away mrreciiblvif i litllff kiy faytnrnedt b xtzec laud over in her hand she had scarcely j heard her husbands list ord is wan ft a tvt it enough tlat he could kftord to give her the money and that it was hers to tush foe sees j i am prepared to pay the highest cash price for dhdaases of lamb and sneep fiidns delircred at my tannery lace tttther cacstsatly on hand jastes itoore puhps pcjeps poitssj w e ftttm manufacturer of superior well and cisteni pumps which w21 be put in on short notice kepatfiug promptly done charges moderate also aavs filed and set givehimacall shopcrtfreder ick street opposite dr lowryj residence we adams rrihe clrsiax plow hade at j crowea iron works guelph is ahead rfsflojmpetitcrs for general trarposes iron beam steel board and shears made of special hard iron cheap 81-teaatt- kew fences stores ifetal letters and casfing of aillcmdf t john crowe teayed or stolen advertisements of j siua nature inserted very eheap inthe aem fxxe pnzss the best local paper of halton co 8 to money matters- with the iutriocies lof business ale h4 nothing to do i should she run to atra junes it once aud talk it lover and bndont how to send 6 keir yoik for sample of goods i the junes were stylish people who posits of it si7cpvirdi7 jfst best security board of directors d b cnrsnout q preildf nt i eras eq of joiia kaaieica ear uufcloa vice pre wont i w kebcear scduimlloa ucgii jtckkat esq llamulon tmutasblacciiaan eselioa cie jcmjriajm barton nosr ooicvxx k4 uamdtoa rkcktiimljt uii oatvfite wx pecc ax it 1 owneiowt hkunxrrtx kd i adreceatlr removed into the neigh borhood baring boogh the large lawn nt small cottage wilh a stable in the hnumrn rear which gave anair of elegsnee to c bksow ej ltanerootto kills j v dauuus the strett of the pretty iew england jfoaey co loan on bu etiau in mmt bottxrtxri and on asy term saromve open ever weefc-aaj- rom s amtofipm d dexteb- hanager aufills7 mm harness j andfarmers alias ahoujd advertise and support the acton fair pszss the bene local paper of halton co rtabdfi bfllhcsdi and csrcman of every dfiacription executed neatly at the acton 7x pess omce the best local paper of halton co j f aweekinyoiirowiitownand tv f no iapital risked- too can give i ll i the bnsinces a trial without ex- pense the best oppoitunity ever offered for thoae willing to work you jhoold try nothing else ittntfl yon see for yourself what yon can do at the business we offer no room to explain here yoa can devote all yourtime or only yoo spare time to the osiqbssand make great pay for every hour that yon work women make u aach as men send for special private terms ssd prticuhus which we mail free j outfit free dont complain of hard times wane yoa have sueo a c address- h- harifiktox portland maine o tuit town where the fays lived between if re jujie and mrs fay the most in timate relations had becaesubliahed they raabislc and forth at all hours a hind oate having been discovered at the foot bf mrs fays tiny flower gar- jden which opened directiy on mis i japes sid lawn- tt a twcq tub bad already advised in a xlosjt regard to the new drezs youll never any person in want of t gtfod sett of tb of lt here v- harness either morton bners dress goods are so single oe docble comnon herywy in town dresses the same like mourners at a itinera reoraaaldis wbj dofc ran down o new york and r creecifs saddlervafsomecliingoiadeiipl you would c3 isaveit inyoiirdrtssmakera bill whtre ther can set better value or laelr i tnn down to new york mrs monertnauanrrlaeela be county i a goon assonracirrop thfjnks akd valises onnandauorwhicnwlu be told cheap for caan kybepairiiig prorabtly attended to boflfcbeecrt vetonpeli8 5000 customers wanted this week t rat cmttit shoe store soot roocasbcrbrrran soots mxd smoes axnoxtbittcbbasoaixs la ac too man to no away from home u tnajceyonrpurcbaaea call at cuains sons fay regarded a visit to that metropolis s the reanlt of a lifetuasrlo be ardent ly desired butrcarcel to be hoped for ax for dressmaker one day wilh each functionary for the purpose of bast- ing or trying on with three prfonr hours mots from susan jones who went outor 75 cents and was thank- j ful to get hut in tliese hard huies wai the limit of her desired well 1st me seej you might send down to any of the retail stores for samples and order from there after ward yon know how they each keep a clerk for nothing in the world but to put up thesamples and mrsfay had gne ndme filled with k btesice to a6 this to erad to new yorry to the envy of her well informed petghbbrs to sppear in a dress unlike auytbing hinplayed in the town 1 she was not ordiunrllr a tain wuman but mrs fays ambition took fitb it uiu spark ot a bbggeiitijn johns couhteiianot aasmuei n dpubtfsil expnissiou when the plan v spread outbeforo him mi i dont know about llrtt he said sltiwly f do us you would lifco to li done by is my motto and how should 1 like to have everybody in town run offldhitrlford or now yolk to buy gtxidii i tiffer for salu 1 patronize home initituliniu annie spend your money j where you make it sad help lo build up your own own i say why the country it going to ruin for llua same reason 1 nothing in america will do for the people unless he maker is shrewd enough fo brand it with a foreign mark we spend all our time and stiingth m gathering dollars to be snt out of tbe country aud what do we nt for them a lot of french fripperies aud manufactured articles which need only to stand side by side with our own town make tusuovlboir inferiority ycf john but thedresa i exports and imports aro matters to be settled li gcr heads or to settle them- selifk buy at morton fc briars they trade with me and i should like to turn cuy money into their hands but their goods are so common sohn and we all dress tlike like mutes at a funeral lke what i johi fay butst into a iiud lituiih you aro a dear little woman annie hut you never origin i ated that remark i dont believe 1 1 like tile style ho sddad aflel- a pause i but do as yon please dear it as to hard to say no to his little wife at least you cun buy the cloak at morton briers and be sure you make the money go as far as you ccn l will joan it shall go or far as new york 1 she replied with a happy laiigli throwing her arms around hit neck and giriiig him an enthusiastic hug she wrote her letter to new- york at mrs jupes dictation and the tarn pha came in due time john turned tfiera oyer onirri aly couldnt yun judge better of the quiity and cdor to see them in a- whole piece ratuer tlian in such a little wrap u thia f 0 what a silly john 1 of course not- wrien 1 can examine them at my lelaurq now andwiiu no saucy clerk ty snatch them out of my hands or to talk me into what i dont want at all a long hoar waa spent in this in spection do do you think it had better be mired goods or plain p john was goodnatured he laid dawn bis newspaper to raise the bits of cloth in his great hands do yon cill that mixed singling out a piece of all knobs aud lone loose hairs and vieing with josephs coat in colors the latest fashion of woven ugliless yes to be sure well then irry dear i should say let us have it plain so she chose a toft warm lusket cloth in dull maroon six yards 18 but it was double width ard these uew cooda were expensive the prices ran as high as 5 yard 3 was woderatiou and here would be enongh for a long sacqne and then last mod eration of a pnident mind it wuld make over admirably 1 then the silk for tins waa to be a handsome suit mr jupe had said that silkswere to be got at almost any price now and not to be meau or bilf a poor quality mrs fay had fixed her price at 150 per yard 1 but a scrap at 82 just matched her cloth and as moat othe samples tanged at- pricea even higher with an inipetuonsitv which cliaracterized the iiovementa of the saiall woman who mildly ruled the fay family she decid- imupan this seven ycda no eight 4 it was well to have a piece left and liere should be a bonnet to match eiglit ft must be she serit her order in baste and then waited the result in excitement which held fu it more and more of repentence as the day went by early in fha afternoon of the third an expiess wagon a man and anenor- mpaa book appeared at the door she wnlo open it sne took the precious iptrcel which bore her name and dajed it carefully witliin the eanctitiet of the parlor while the manwas fumbling for the liill thirty four dollars maam she had the exact amount within her reachfir the last twa days write your name there and mrs fy wrote her name where tbe purple finger pointed grimyjin char acter a good deal like the tremblingj ones with wjiich she had writted yea dear john two jjars before in reply to a certain letter wliicb nfd not bel mentioned here and 1 for tho erpensea i i thoapht it was 60 ceuta- both ways maam you know i pd7 no rho did not inow not nl the moment certainly but she slipped a so cent piece slyly back into hei pocket and paid him the dollar he de tuanded she did not opecthe parcel at once 8 he bat down to a sum in mental tilth metic thirty five dollars jfroni 5 left 815and there were- 1 iriings an trimmings the drensmsker ind 88a jones to be provided for and aun manatscjork thefe km do imnati ice in the firgerslthat untied he rings an she prepared to inspect the sw dress she had lost her enthutiusni ojver it already lforrr of horrors 1 could that be her ikl as a broad ray olsunliglitalritck ukiou it it was by no means of the same sleds of he dreas ould the dhalera have made a mistake i but no re com tared a scrap of the samples o had ctoeen with a bit of which ale had withheld i- wuh the same waa it possible that it could upjiear so dlf- different when seen in the piece but theie was no help for it now td with that iedccliou ihe last ray of ensure in her new purchase raniabed oui heruiinj not even johns cjm- iiujiitiou coull ealilan her the movement had net mrs but why youre as pretty as a picture sliid ire the same night when she had twisted the noft woolen stuff about her fjguic and slo id wailing uvder the gas light for his inspection the silk she hud imdeutly andthauktuliy hniuiietl rom sight the dull maroon hue had ijiujhleued to a rich crimson under the aaslight i i did ha monev hold out f yco i i the reply came faintly and mrs jiik running in the next niorning found her poring overthe supplement to a fashion paper her smooth forehead arawn into two dreadful wrinkles yhile sue stodied with utipaitmg cy4- his sheet of linea and angles bjcicles and insane parullelogrami hoieiessly oufesaed and iuertricably entangled tuey are patterns said mia fty s though she would have added v could you believei it i i thought lerhitps cjuldcnt fny dress myself ciouduess child did you ever it ucha thing t no but people do they donit begin with a hndscme uit however do you want to spoil t to ruin the whole dress besides vastmg the material and money yon lave kpent or tr1 j the last wwinrgnment and mnt iy laid by her sheet of heiroglyphica rith a sigh and prepared td listen to eason as mrs j tips allied it by rrangins to take thelatlers dress- naker for oue day which mrs jupe esircd to spend out of town perhapa he woitlttruike up for this expense by mtting of three off susan jonea days the day and dressmaker came itsa good beavyjpiece of ilk sail he latter lealin it betwuen thumb ind forefinger ii it was- it weighed like lead upon sirs fays mnd j thi dretimtker aid it ag tinst the woolen go lis opened ler lips and cioasj them again prudent but mrs fay saw so it did not match jupe already remarvcdjit i lot the maroon toincd to purple by the proximity of lie silk as anyone oud vetyessily 6ef i i should haye thought you would have bought american silk they uiually offer it at morton 5 brieis to make up wilh these heavy goodi it iwcars bo you know by a gbod dcai being so much wider too it cuts to better ad vantage i i it atine- from jnew york skid poor creatfallen mi-s- fay but there was no pride in her voice miss mudgo waa measuring it off from her nose tothe edge ofherfingers eight yards that will ncverxia not if you kike off three quarters for a bonnet and face for a skirt it will not trim i iuindsanielyi i theut it a large pattern fait ered mrs fay well yes o araerictn silk b lit a couple of yards more will do a6d you had better kind for it at once pevbaps you had batter say three while yba ire about it a scrap over ia never out of place j this is a very pretty bisket 61 nth she went on dip iomatically for mrsj fijs face revealed her chagrin i ar the same at mortons fj50 was it hot i two dollars add a half it was three and it cannot jbe ihe same i sent to new york for this mrs fay conld have criid lor vexation you 4nt tolnewyorkt the dressmakers sharpeyeh meastired mrs fay and the plainly fujuished bedroom where tho cutting was going on with one quick glance ahe aaid noth ing more and mra fay sent to new yirk for three- additional yards of silk her heart sank as the broke her last ten dollar biltd pjiy for this and the necessary lioinva and facinga button and-eord- without wliiohno feminine garment caoj be brought into existence and aunt marias cloak shrank tnore in its prpiriions until it entirely passed out of sight i sbrtil jdo tbe rest myself she said to susan jodes las the latter laid by her wbrtit the end of tbe third day fan think yon can 1 there was disappointment jin susans faded eyes tbttt blinid stitch is bard to do nicely if onejs nbt ujed to it j poor 8tbanl jeyin one more day would be somethingj it would earn the price of a sew york dinner work was idt oisilv found in these dayraiid she had dbpended upon at least i week here l and i know it isnt irswerein fptworp ouv with she gasped i have it already i but susan 1 a ust do it so susan folded the waist neatly and laidit wiiha lingering hand beside the okirt on mis fays own bed then donned herold worn clokand went away i when the dress vuil lastinisbrd ind put ari for johns inspection lie night bfore new year not evm the warm bright hue could bring a trace of color to the pale worn fasei of its wearer but john did not no tic a yea he saiu absently- it is very pretty dr and im giad if yoi enjoy it hut it has cost uie more i ban 1 could well affird a shiver ran all the way dowp mrs fays spine she could nof ask what he meaut was it susan jonesil was c suppose you oki somebody you got it iu newyjfk at ant rate morton k brier heard hat niy wife had been buying a 50 dress in new- york and morton said two could plav at that game so he went down to hartford and bought tho steam heater he had been lookiug it for the ilore aud brier oidered another for bin house it was thrt dreatmakerl must have old it i always thought the looked like a spiteful thing and i didtft aik her to our table- mrs fay growing whiter still very likely only i know lost their trade which ia igood dfal in these times but dont lei it dii tiess you dear hewas frightened at the expression of his wifevface it is too lite lo mend it let us think of something else and lie drew hirdown upon his kneel what hire rou got for aunt mana i have got her i have made mrs fay began hysterically oh john i have got her a jjingel jar a ginger jar no wbhde john faysifcwi dont laugh and mrs fay pro ceeded to further astonish her husband by berating into tears it is decorated you know and and looks almost like kioto mra j upe says i cant tell yon john hut eyeitlhing costs so much and he silk was too narrow and had to get more and there wasnt any mote left for the cloak j i bee how it is aaid kinojjohn who know more than site dreamed he gathered her up in his arms and essayed to soothe the frightful sobs wa have learned a good lesson though a hard one havent we little woman i we will patronize home in stitutionsat least until we can draw our tnconio from abroad the next day john ff t0 his old overcoat to the tailor and had it re bound cpuuterpiicdipg his order for a and was new one and aunt maria had her new cloak after all and happening to tueet morton on the street who ave him the cold shoulder he stopped him and tnd told him the whole transaction since it was too late crrbenefii himself by the story the result taf was thtt it wis not tbpate if i top mi ppr a breexe or two has been blowint in v that direction during uie financial troubles but an opposing irene de lays the fatal order fur if i stop my paper i 1 i stop the welcome visits- of an old friend upwards of five yeia hejint given me a weekly call shall 1 owke the lust vwit etk and than another and so on and i see that face notnore1 j j 2 i stop the current of valuable ii- atruction if i give- hat order my- pftmtisa small panorama of the world nothing interesting tu human affairs eacaps that one caterer for hit palrcns i bo elitor on one page be spreads bis net over this coutinen and on the next over the other and the isles afar off are not beyond ibis reach his nimble fingerspick uj facts and items from the whole field of earthly vision he condenses them gives the proper heading etc affording me a bjrds eye view of a gocd part of creation a while squadron of carrii r pigeons could not do lue such a service and am i to shut the door in he face of such a visitor and shall 1 atop such f-a- enrrent of- such insprrjng and sanctify- ing influences by giving that fatal onler stop my paper i 3 why i shooldl rcjb my bred household children in particular by such an order parents read and do riot the larger jitile pnes 1 does not my paper give a joviug glance at the young 1 do j not ofjeu ee the spark ling eye and heir tho rapid animated apieal to parental wisdom as some htriking fact or sentiment- impels a qnestion lo the elders for more light 1 do 4t fiftytwo auih visits to my house 5n s year make ome suggestions about its being wise or olhei wuje to deprive my loved one of what the would lose vy the words to stop my papel t i stop the baker stop tbe butchery sooner i f you get such an order frorrt- me and lam worth aking for inquire for me among the luuatica cuiiyrega- itialut rhich hi muei beiwejnd ooiulaiaal thn trinh mnj jaanjnjj half told the hartford order had been jfcreatened nt parried out and jlieswim heateci were boaghtjof john fay himself r t susan jons was surprised by an in vitation n dinner on jnew years day of course she came and she contrived to take a fow needful stitches llpon the new dress tbat mitd slitjch had indeed been very irving to the unskilt- ed fingers andthe dinner wasa happy uffair john even proposed toust at its conclusion j oar neighbors let us do anlo othrs as we would that olhiis should do untoue ur dear blundering john but susan jnesand anntiarialtbokitjto them selves and thought it extremely appro priate and drank it in cold water with tears of gratitude in their weak eyes but john fay and his wife smiled the table to another meauiag acroes each other conunarums r what jrowa bigger tho moreyoacootraet t a debt what ia majesty itripped of her iixtcruals a jest if jetty why is edacatiodlike atailort edcadie it forms our habits j wliy i a bunlble bee like a lottery 1 be cause it is a humbug i i i what it tbe soidiera definition of a kissl a report at healqurterj what it that hich jrou caqnot same without breaking i silence why should b come before ct because we must b bctore we can tee why it wit like a chinese la lyi foou bacaate brorityt the loot nf it what it that which we shonlc often re- turn yet never borrow j thanks j what ia that which makes iverythlng visible but it itsfelf unseed t lis 1 why are teeth like verba bi ama they are regular irregular anil defeetive why it life the champion rdnaudrom because everybody hat to give it up what color it the field of erau when covered with mow i invisible green 1 am eoerrisnil 1 known imui g perform yanj oilit easjto dorthe tarrwerein ill s your sorrow to your ehambet andteek cbn- i i m ijh j valises that look alike bow di move that itus wasst bibs if the luanafactnrera do no4 quit making so many thousands of vaiises exactly aliko somebody is going to get into some awful trouble alout it some time and tone trunk maker will be sued for damages enough to build a court house j i the other day am omnibus fnll of jmssengers droveupi town from the union di pot side oy side aat a com mercial traveller named william macaby and mrs wjnnie c duuible- ton the eminent lady temperance lecturer when thei omnibus reached the barret honse i tbe commercial mhrsfonary seixed bis valises aad started out tbe lady made a grab after him and he halted i beg your pardon she said but you have my valise you are certainly mistaken madam the traveller said courteously but firmly r is mine no sir the- fady replied it is mine 1 would know it amongst a thousand you must not take it but the taveller persisted and the lady insisted and they came very near quarreling presently one of the passengers pointed to a twin valise in the omnibus and aaked whose is that v i it isnt mine said thettaveller t it is just like it hint thul is mae and it isnt mine stid the lady he hasmine and tu have it or ill have the law on him its a pity a lady caht travel alono injtbis country without being robbed of lier property inbroad daylight j 1 iihally tub tra eller etfid be would ipen the valise to prove his propertyj the lady objected a c first saying she did not want her valise opened in tlis presence of strangers bu as there was no other means of jsettling tbe dispute she at length coosented the traveller 6prung ihe lock opened jths valise and he curious i crowd hent forward to see j on the very top bf everything lay big flat flask half full of whisker a deck of cards and one or two other things that nobody knows the name of the traveller was the first to recover his self posse8sotjand speech madam heeaidlyon areright the valise is your jl oweyou a thonl sand apblo but the lady had traveller relocked his quiet smile early m thu afternoon sign painterdown tovn receised a note in a feminine hand asking him to come to the barret house to maik a jed leather alien in black letters a foot and a half long b ah ingt on hatdeyii tbdouthi fays fltsjyw fainted and th valtsa with f m one of the greatest mysteries is a hole in tiie heel of a atocating how it got there no one knew the oeedof it no one sees the philosophy of it uo one can explain the logic is darn it a milwaukee girt suffering from lockjaw wre left alone with a tnouae by the shrewd physician andshe contrived to open her mouth enough to give a yell that made the crockery in the china timet rattle twenty four yonn ladies in aki o haveagreed to wt tr calico to churcl in order to show that tbeydo not feel above the poor who c in wear no better this is the proper ep rit and if carried out will be the mean i of making jnany men happy and oomfi rtable who other- vise cannot make both ends meet i tbe hungry dream of teatta the tbir sty of water the dioptical of drowning the siok of health toeujjyhfaltbfce ware ot every ailment and if tuffering from diseases oftbe kidoejrt eto oati victoria bncha and ova ural ittaaeq in time tbit great mealiejee will prevent bright disease or the kidpef a diabetes etcc audit a positive p eases of the orinarjr by all dealers im