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i iterate an enjoyable drop la tot coffee recently friend and i re aalamptmi at her nomc by a young and excited female hrrrstfng into lbs room to enquire if wed wen him and did hi hand look any wore titan before no knowing who him waa and never having aaan tier before i waa intrigued to hear thai conversation could be continued coherently with audi little identification but altar she waa hurriedly informed by my friend that he waa not there but that ahould he ante ahe would inform him that vie would be at the doctoriottfcewajtioghirairltal vie left before any opport for introduction whereupon my good friend proceede to relate the following bizarre story it eeemed that neighbor alary and harry were two tender u who had owned a cat which were the truth really told had only been idolized by mary who apparently loved ail feline creatureeand particularly the one felix now felix had in truly mala cai manner bean enamored by another cat of the opposite fat with the natural complice lion arising and he promiea of parenthood bs the offing however during the period of expectancy poor felix had been overtakarj by a moving van and early one morning waa found in a rather defunct condlrion on a nearby highway much lo the obvious grief of the heartbroken bride a friend of mary concerned about her tragic lom delivered to her door wo adorable black kittenl supposedly lo ml the horrible gap of absolute loneune now ii murt be ferrsembered that harry never had been a true lover of any pel of the feline spade and although he had learned to tolerate old pelix he found ii difficult to work up any delight for these two new rollicking creature whose scratching chewing and demolirhlng antic were causing pore havoc all about the honeymoon cottage ii wa during audi a teaaionof animal rolachievouineei hat poor harry mapped and he ultimatum had to be made something muat be done about cat before harry became hairy and little miry murt go eatlea until felix bride had produced for surety even hi kitten offspring would be more eerily handled than the two aad to it we decided mary could wall lift felix would produce and black osba arid b must go the die wa cast i in the dark of thai night harry made a surreptitious rip to a distant field whilst awkwardly adjusting a brown burlap tack which to any onlooker contained aome very overactive potato but sometime during the period of the couple decision to await the arrival of felixs offspring gel rid of the cell arid harry walk in he night with animated potatoes harry had contrived a vidou looking tcratch which according to he local doctor mult have been caused by a rabid animal because what elie would attack a nice young men to vidousry the inexperienced cat murderer rather than admit hi accomplished villainous deed had upon vuring the doctor for repair explained hi wound a a simple cat cratch and had been treated with a mere deih of antlaeptle the next morning however he duutdly event had taken on inordinate repercussions when according to harry bride hit hand we twilling rapidly tod he unravelling related itory we becoming more involved the friendly doctor again contacted by the hyttarical young wife had made verbal consolations by assurance that if rabies were rampant they would not be dingerou for at leait 48 hour but inutetanu thou were adviaable and would be administered later hat evening after hi return front a dinner party al which time it would alto be advisable to exhume he mortal remains of he scratching culprit for anatomical iiupectlon it was into hi earmarking aoap opera tllualion which we had dropped for coffee dwng tmkb time he frantic young bride had burtf into he room after sesichng he neighborhood for friend hutband and wounded tpoute who should be on hand awaiting the return of he celebrating phytlcian the culminated remit of the macabre affair wa hal of a small group of people including one harassed wife one exhilarated physician one hutband with a painfully twollen hand and one sheepish donor of wo little black cat digging unceremoniously in the darkness of nightfall for the corpus delectl under the blaze or a lonely flashlight hu ending the plight of an unidentified cat murderer who fortunately for him recuperated from the affair free from every painful aftereffect but one he i now being haraued by yet another utile black cat whote very itrong resemblance to felix original assures hbn of complete tafely from he murderou fate of his predecessor foster child to benefit the uul prechristmes bazaar meeting of the catholic woman league look place wednesday november 12 when the rockwood and oiulic lather gathered at the rectory for opening exercitet directed by president mr r hallburlon secretary mi r bacon read the minute followed by mr holmane treasurer report various booth convener hen gave report on the bazaar and member were uked to return all draw ticket mr haliburton reviewed he success or he van der kroft auction tale endeavour for which aeveral ladle had catered with food tervlcei at further buiinet it wa decided he december meeting would take place at an invitational chrlkmu event with hutband being invited a guett however intlead of pretentt for worthy spouses envelope addressed to itobel cardbnne he little foater child from techulaun central america adopted tome year ago by he parish cwl would contain the amount previously decided upon for the utual gift giving father f c elliott director for the league wa alto present the actor free press wednesday november 19 1969 eaj the rockwood centennial school soccer team had a rather deck tchedule last week out of three game only one wa played and that against eranwea the boy team ued 22 and the- girl won 21 next week we are to play brisbane school during the week we took hafremu 000000 coawmual schooi advantage of the mow on friday afternoon we made anow sculpture tuch e snoopy a camel apollo 12 etc la all mare were about la there ha beea grade aeven and eight sadie hawkins dance planned thi ha not been cleared through the office aladnkjhtingau flanked bv rev oon sinclair el rockwood presbyterian church and rev peter tucker of the united church with st john church warden george ingle in front the new anglican rector ken cenfcvefl found rockwood people very hospitable at a reception in hi honor friday- photo by lorraine churchill a uent messenger it come to loundlaat that none can hear it come when timet are cold and barred wl th tecret fear and enpuah thl messenger come on great wing of gold shining bt heir tpleaoour brilliant and fascinating it make tweet smile to form upon tome faot wrinkled from tad timet and the knowledge that batter time are not ahead a face rrjoistened by a thousand tear of failure and bitter sorrow thl newformed smile it but g second long but the silent mnaenatr b stow content knowing he hu fulfilled hi rightful duty he make hi exit at swiftly and silently at hit entrance axttng on to make torn other heavy heart lighter arid gayer than before thl tiknt nsetsenhr hat no name but in the toultoranughtened people lie it and alwayt trull be knows at happlnat daw hamilton presentation auction parade in district news by mrs fred macarthur mr and mrs cheiter allan had a very successful auction ssle last saturday the greenock womens institute booth was very well patronised mrs 1 h wardlaw of malton nt sunday with her daughter spei mrs rs w 1 mcdonald david and lullsnn turner went to toronto tut weekend to see the santa claus parade they and their parents mr and mr norman turner were guests over friday night of mr and mrs george g julian whole home is just a few blocks from the parade route mrs enid mountjoy and daughter diane and margo of oshawa spent last tuesday at the home of mr and mr bob ken and baby jeffery a very pleasant evening wa spent when friend and neighbor gathered last friday evening in ballinafad community hall to honor a recent bride and groom mr aad mr ed hillier nee brenda spear after program of local talent mixed orchestra played for dancing the happy couple were presented with a cookie jar containing a bond and cash with all good wishes ed and brenda flunked everyone for their gift and the lovely evening alter dancing the ladies served a lovely lunch mr and mrs walter brown velda and marion of rivarflald quebec and mr and mr gordon lindsay matte tod glynn of oraflgevibe were guests of mr and mr wlibert brown and feasuy last sunday al their regular meeting last week acton council dealt with various item of business tome of them on recorrsrnendation from no i or no 2 committee the town agreed to accept the cost of engineering for the revised plant for the industrial park which will include allowance foe proposed railway tiding the consulting engineer b hyde will be in town nov 19 to discus the new concept with the development commission during hi term ef office a acton appointee to the credit valley conservation authority r r parker became the provincial appointee so acton it entitled to another leprtwnlslhe arid dr oaket suggested councillor ahould be consider big rtamei two town employees doug garrett tnd l denny were authorised to attend a basic sewage work operator course for four days n december thi court it the first of a atria of three leading to a certificate of qualification representative were sought to attend a central ontario regional development commission all day workshop on regional government saturday nov 23 at richmond hill paul nielsen 1 hoping to attend from acton with mayor duby and councillor coat indicated ha will alto try to attend all councillor but one indicated hey could attend use flail urban board meeting dinner on friday nov 21 and the one who cant go councillor greer aesured the others he has nothing against the board but hell be taking stock that day existing lighting at the mill st north ciosswslk will be increased by the installation of a mercury vapour unit the desk will advise the chamber of commerce rev and mrs ken cardwell were rjuetts of honor at an evening at the home of mr and mrs john clark friday evening mr cardwell la the new rector of st johns parish rockwood and the anglican parish in erin photo by lorraine at the meeting and he congratulated the ladies for their efficiency in lining the regular litt of church members responsible for lending their services for cleaning in place of regular janitorial services he mentioned he had lived in large cities where such organization had never been established mrs walker of orton won the draw prize presented during the enjoyable repast convened by mrs m giinilan theres no lion lous got mwr ih ustd cars rockwood lows used outs eotmaw a rockwood swevgading was be bald on friday night nov 28th asdpjh in the rockwood centennial school from s to 9as pja enjoy crafts chinese painting displays sewing folk singing spinning wheels etc at9ispttt stage show psusuring local and area talents of dancers actors humorists musicians etc all combinino to make a do your own thing night a 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