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eft the georgetown herald wednesday september 2fi 101h kaiser taiiks to hell dfho kaiser called blip devil up onthe telephone one dny the girl at centi al lihtened to all they had to say hello i ahe hearduhe kaiser say is old man satan home just tell hiru it is kaiser bill that wants him tmtrhetober the devil said hello to bill and bill said how are you im running a hell here on earth now tell me what to do sates of fall attn georgetown ofltobbtt 8s acton sept streetavtllp fergus 8ejh6b7 aberfoyle- ocfc 2 cooksville oct 8 rockwood oct 84 milton oct 8 0 erin oct 910 burlington thanksgiving day i i l i lit new advertisements the kaiser jtaid ndtt ijsteni and i will ftif to tell i r 1 the way tjiat i arojunning pnet4 moterrlfltjiti my zepps- dropped b6mbs op cities killing both pld and young t jnd thdse theopyelins jidntt get weresken oit and iung i started out or paris with the aid of p ga the belgians darn them stopped us and wonld not let us pass my submarines are devils why you should see them fight they gosneaking through the sea and will sink a ship on sight i was running things to suit me till a year or so ago s then a man called woodrow wil son wrote me id better go slow he says to me dear william we dont want to make you sore so be sure to tell your uboats to sink our boats no more we have told you or the last time bo dear bill its up to you and if you do not stop it youll have to flht us too ididaotlisten hiru and heb coming after me with a million yankee soldiers from their home across the sea now thats why i called you satan for i want advice from you i know that you will tell me just what i ought to do my dear old kaisor william theres not much for me to tell for the tanks will make it hotter than i ever could in hell ive been a mean old devil but not- half as mean as you and the minute that you get hero i will give the job to you ill be ready for your coming and ill keep the fires all bright and ill make your room all ready when the yankees start to fight for the boys in tan will get you i have nothing more to tell hang up the phono atid get your hat and meet ine here in hell house wamtisd to rait in or near georgetown small house and barn with from 2 to 5 acres of land apply at herald office tf house tor axe otiocofge st now at few years ago wll7esodrieajbk atfdhhp hstiframe1louseo light- water v iqse kfrtf raaml cistern food celuroppoelff bjtp- tist parsonage apply mn w mccartney main si- tsvmsitrlctljr cash 3p to- fctbv fly ballsy georgetown oct 2 3 besute youoorft miss it list of prizes cattle icleaa yru bred diuiuam 1 beat cow calved or in calf i f i ob 1 0 i 00 2 beat 3 year old cow 1 00 2 00 1 00 3 est 2 yeax- old belter t 3 b0 a 00 i v j auction sale lof farm slock the undersigned luu iiwii iiialructrd by thomas f baidock to hell by public auciimi in u 41 li im- eaquesing on friday octoiikr ith at i oclock the following hobsbs fair matched kroy y rn g p trey mnre 6 y m cattle rod cow frehh calf ut sul- white cow rcah ciiuat idei hnlktcin cow fresh calf at sidei red row frh calf at aldeihoutcin cow hpringitigt knot ted coyr springing red hrifer springing jersey cow- fresh koon hrier frewli black helfe3rfreht 2 roan licifern full flow of milk i brindle lieifer full flow of milk potted heifer full flow of milk red heifer full flow of milki 10 heifen stock steers land 2 yrs stnep 30 breeding ewe pkisrson aitd 7 pigs oamvyeaaera dlbtwfrojn- the a jc jrwd hook vfrqulred aalrin mai 41 nn 9 t i bejtroow osured tic inoajf j 00 00 i ob ie- ioo 00- ioo rooobttbbwhi bntario ajgricuitueaf goijejo bredtca lay atraln ox barred plymolitb rocua april hatched cockerele at floo jwi- rfit fc son phone 161 l1wftt i refraasmenta t fall fair esquesing womens instityte will serve tea coffee pie ioe cream hot dogs etc at their booth as the fall fair at georgetown oetl2nil and 8rd patronize them and help supply comforts for the boys at the front st wanted man with family mllla free house jeaumont glenwilliams to work in woollen good waees jos 94tf servamtt7 good general servant apply by letter to box btjixir durham bull red at misea about sept 11 knowing whereabouts klj with d hilts noma si 12 tbayxd from the premlsti ot tha andemlgiled lot 18 loth line esquealng- on sept 8th a oneyearold red steer flndsrjltjpdlt communicate with geo h leslie fllr no 1 cheltenham phone 61 r 33 918tf volvielsaub one heavy set of single braesinoonted harness a pair of buggafri slelghsi two spring wagons for wtiglo horse all in good order one rain cover blanketsand other articles for sale apply to box 159 georgetown 918tf pierage economy furnaces summmr alt ihm ymar round why not maiceroor wfaoia liouae like jtua evea to qbelowxero otfaitawr a urease eoonomr rsraaee utsjp- m i this mat will effect a eon- a4erllosvhsatla ivar twit anl remlreiia ioreamn taklra to ran sy motsh forone room w c tauiony sl ccmgftewi the lungs of yourraage there fa nofloesy- tettt jit like that of fhe pandora bnge before you wr a rogejlwniloat thei pandora method of heat distribtidoin it is the secret of good baking and of every kind of good work a it it the lung system of the wage 1 btstiow earved ot hv o1 beat stear old melf sr t p bs a bestl year old- hettsr- l eiaai ihrewankio best cow calf or in calf va oo u too it oo i vo loo- 2 oi 1 00 iott 1 oi j j t beat a year old cow fat best 2 year old heifer y best 1 year old hslfsr best heifer eolf fat beast steer olfjtaller os -oo- 00 -eo- 1 08 t 00 2 00 1 00 s oo 1 00 1 00 1 00 3 00 standard anthracite scranton coal in all sizes automatically soieonqd loaded vsip tverythingtklh be- salaaac tjf arm 1a eoidand poseasion givpnun v a wltion behrjp cferki c auelanerj smiirigl jdd eanvl tor lri ftdtrcary sveryhiffg p be found in in uttoifoie icoafahiwdqd yar4 rrr vcgmfe sbep pfps the 0ridtwsigneibjreijeiviil irnifwic- to sell by spiibfeauction m m m- 10th llnekuesinn 1 ji mil from guorkj townpn s turspay octobrtt jkt 118 ai 1 brookthefof lowing hoksbsagtlc filly 1 yra brbkeil to hrni gelpurp irulllillg 2 vr driv r- 7 j- r iy ip ing n co anots calves calved jgrimqahow ellelme no animal allsd fci5for relatrauon will bluowed to enter in grades la ease ittpirotejit the owner must tiroducs evidence that the animal 1s wi0 ellalbls or rsatatrauon k iftoo if ooi iao 00 1 oo 00 1 00 00 1 oo 00 1 00 class i liu 1 beat nun ased 2 best shearling ram 2 best ram lamb 2 4 beat ewe 2 beat s iews 2 best -ewe- lamb 2 oloas lfj i tehrppahlre downs tbest ramae4 1 00 ii 00 stbesttiehmtrunsram 2 0 1 oo fibest ram jamb 2 00 l 00 4 besi ewe 2 00 1 00 ai s ews 2 00 1 00 beetewe lambtrr-v- r ttttt t 00 iw- ihcjus lsmtny otker down 1 best rami4tel t 2 00 1 00 2 best shearlliic ram 2 00 1 00 si bast ram jamb 2 00 1 00 4 best ewe 2 00 1 00 t beat shearllnc ews 2 00 1 00 best owe iamb 2 00 1 00 mare owe grade llolstein cow calf at side grade holsteln cow calfat sidet grade durham cow calf at side grade durham cow due time of soict grade durham cow fresht grade durham cow due jetsey cowi due in necembrrt solstein cow due january 7 holstcin cow ote january 9t jersey cow due march 17 -volstein- cow due april 27 jersey cow doe march 1 1 2 grade durham cowa due feb 27 grade durham row milking well grade durham cow due march 25 grade durham cow due march 27 ayrshire cow tfiiavaprll 4 black cow due april 2 grade jtycijiw duajprll 1 grade durham cowr mfllflngwell grade- nurhnmcow milking well ttolstoin heifer due marrti 31 holstein heifer due april o iiolstein cow milking well black cow due apr 28 blstenvow milking well grade nuilluiii ittowmllking well herford cow due mar j ayishjlrb cow due feb 27 holstein cow duem arch 6 durlium hull 3 yru youno cattle 4 grade uurlmm heif ers 2 yrs 2 holstein heifern 2 th 12 earllng heifers6 grade nurham steers flaas 14v- 47otawoll 1 best nun 2 best sheorllns ram jt best ram lamb 2001 j 00 4 best ewe ftibest shearlljiv ews best ewe lamb 7 best fnt wether any bread 2 00 2 00 2 00 2 00 il 00 r i south down best rim 2 00 best ewe 2 00 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 t 00 t 00 00 11 00 1 00 hogs ilttiam lesvhoslure boor ft 50 ir 10 best boar lvll 2 10 j 50 best sow 2 50 v- 60 best sow 11 2 60 1 10 clans ltmb4tfctro best boon ml 50 bsstboor if ii best sow best sow 1u ouaa lartaniwortha f 50 a so 60 1 best boar 2 best boar iflt abest sow best sow 1911 poultry ft 60 fl 60 i 2 60 1 60 3 60 i 60 2 60 i9 rbeat white oeplngton 3est- whlteorplnfton to junk and metal deftjer ebt price paid for all kinds of junk i took 2 beet- whlteorplnston ben t best white osplniton dookfrel 4 besiijauuteuqtplnfton pujlst 6 bestgujf ojfajngton cock 0 best burt orplnston hen 7 best buff ornlnfton cookerel bejrjs pullet t best brahma dock 10 best brahma hen 11 best brahma cookerel 12 best brahma pullet 12 best ilhode island red cock 14 best rhode island red hen 161 beat rhode island red cockerel ii tthjiai islandred pullet 17 best brown leghorn cook 15 best brown laghom hen if beef brownljleghorn cookerel to beef brownrxeghorn pullet 21 bast butt tieghorn cock 22 best buff tleghoro hen 2 best buff ifcghorn cookerel 24 best buff leghorn pullet awgiwasftpm eock 28 bmrwhttexainonl hen 27 best white leghorn oookerelr 21 best white leghorn pullet best white wyatfootte cock ao best white wyandotte hen ti best whlte wyandotte cookerel at best white wyandotte pullet aa best golden wyandotte cock s4r best golden wyandotte hen 6l bast tolden wyandotts oookerol 0 60 10 16 b 2 peiteldlrijbandotte pullet 37- bestsilvsrwymtidoite soak 85 best silver wyandottf hen 3f best silver wyandott cockerel p 40 best silver wyandotte pullet 41 best minorca cock 42 best minorca hen 41 best minorca cockerel 44 best minorca pullet 46 1best barred rook cook 43 best barred rook hen 47 best barred rook oookersl 4i best birred rook pullst 4 beet buft book cook 50 best buff book hen 1 best buff rook cockerel 6i best buff bosk pullet 61 best white- rook oook 34 boetlwhite rook hen bmt wnlto rook iookerel 6 beet white rook xpirt 17- best any other fowmoeok f f bt other any fowmhep ft beet any other towufyobksre i 31 beet goose ft beat aiander ft 8et tufker n 1 4 best 6bblt if best rowan drake tfbfsri rowan 4uok jj ftiojeet pwn dras i fittest pokln duck v mtsvtft ttri pld i youof inotimi afematos vpievonwtiij1thooii wtry oojiiily iwe tf- ft- 60 16 60 36 50 15 60 ft 60 16 60 15 60 tf 50 ts 60 16 50 it 60 36 50 ft so 16 50 ft 60 15 50 if 60 16 50 tf so ib 60 tb 60 sb 60 if 60 16 50 if so tf 60 if 60 if 60 it 50 16 60 ib 60 if 60 if 60 if 60 it 50 it 60 if 60 ib to if so it 60 if 60 tf 50 tf 60 if 60 tf 60 if 60 ib 60 if 60 tf 60 if to if 60 if 60 16 b0 itt so ii so ib so it to tf to tf to as to tt b0 at to it to if i 10 it to ft to if to if 00 66 a good what 0 a thproufth yraiijinjj at the ihph bnsiiiisg f ni ircc this i one year of your time at present worth about 800 cash investment about 160 for tuition and fees next year income of 500 to 700 100 on investment with con tinual increase and unlimited op portunities for advancement act bouck mactpal yearling 1 2 yrt 5 a yrs 3 arade durham nttrn 1 year a fj4 vealal sheep 15 breeding ewei 16 m oxford ewe lambsi oxford ram 2 yrs pios yorkshire sow due october j 2 yorkshire now due ocioder 21 everytbingr will be oldwitliout reserve as the propritor huu duspoiiedl of one of hi farms rtxbaucb all sums of 10 and uudor cftshi over that amount 1 1 manths credit on approved joint notes per annum offiforcash w aowllson benj petch clerk auctioneer ip tou want the best quality fbbfl and cured at the lowest pomiible price try cuff0rdl1nham butcher onr new cash and carry system makes our meats cheaper to you canada ood board licem no 9 1j1 jxi cliffordlinham phone 196 main street insurance and feed wt have just received a large shipment of monarch hog feed and sampson feed these are two good feeds and give good results order a cwt today a quantity ot choice timo thy seecl we carry a full lino ot poultry supplies grit oyster shell charcoal poultry regulator lice kil ler disinfectant phone 10s for puicee georgetown reqalrvd and t5r v t itv fi i- f 1 accident mrs roe ontario w kennedy hardware paint stoves tinware liecielilires sewer pipe se cement tintnnithinii pli4xnbing hot air eating hot water heating electric wiring j w kennedy phone sb georgetown ont m in sb0e repairing why not try onr export work and prove its superiority wwhafirad fhome 141 oeorobtowm xourkbed pko visions sjta baluntine georgetown phone 80 hsudniadavboot viry j boney l a moophoisorj ahoe ithat boat fit 000 otliov sjiops t n turn itu the beat sorantoio coal in all- sizes portland emenl eief arthur bcabtell t m r oollesjatelcnslo london bnarland obolrmoster pxesorterlon oboroh oee teaoher of pltutov or- kan oomet violin ad biafxinfl tuition pee in tiny branch 6 per term of 20 lessons at my rcsi- dence main st aeorifotowii oral pupils home tumed twine wire fenointj bifjbrtjies wagons plouerhs flenry sliantz wilkinson poiiin walking and riding ploughs car of plyrnoth binder twine will be sold very reasonable for oashr phone 101 i- 88 thos e hcwson norval ont jembuck btjtohiee always keeps a oholee stjok or the best jtroonrable in rreih and salt ltstswuh ha sells at tks towisf t ailwc prices caiiuda ioou hoard license n- 308 r wwwym fw- v 0 otllov shop cnlloou board uin lgphbv i2slri35ltfslffl lattassassassassassassassassassassassaswsaswsaswsaslsassamsasmsamsawsasws rgetown highschool j prepared to do faculty- entrance and honor matriculation work the staff fo the ensuing year will bo llio followlnif baitfb aowxtapsiedrsjieer teltta oimsios rriswlpso m badib ba teeeher of aefcer of mnfppf itpeeiedtst itf lvisi