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the georgetown herald wednesday evening nov 14 1056 page 2 rosedale floral flowers for all occasions wedding work corsages a specialty cut flowers and funeral designs 32 albert st tr 72952 we wire flowers sugar and spice dispensed by hill sm1i ey of tnf uinrton echo sooner or later someone is go infe to realize that we canadians posfcihs the most deadly weapon in tht world our leaden haven t tumbled to it yet but i have and 1 m willing in the face of the threils of war these days to ili ihcm in on it it i a weapon that makes atomic warfare look like stoneage stuff it shatters people physically it wrecks them mentally and morally the only question is have cans da s leaders enough ruthlessness to unleash it on the world if they had it would be only a mattes of time until all wars and threats of wars were nonexistent 1 m referring of course to the flu as i sit here tapping out this message with shaky fingers m nose dripping a steady accompani mint my body alternately wrack eel bj hot flushes and chills i can t hilp thinking it s a shame to lit such j vicious weapon go to waste all our prime minister would behind the news firesl accidents robberies windstorms disasters are constantly in the news behind these headlines are thousands of financially stricken property owners will you be a headline next never can tell better call on us for cpmplete in surance protection now john r barber insurance and travel agency john r barber fraaman karaay mill street trianglo 73521 your furnace or boiler can be cohverted for gas heat legion notes by leslie clark this will be an extiemely sm ill column owint to the space the writer has taken up elsewhere to cover the rtnumbtanee parade and our llinumhrjnci supper both events were er successful with a particular highlight hunt the humorous talk given by arch deacon mitollum it the dinner- seldom have we heard a more gif led humorist ind cert unl everv one who heard him must feel ver grattful for a pleasant evening we would also like to remind ou of our regular monthlv meet ing to be held a week from thurs dav night thursday novemoer 22 we trust that as man members as turned out the supper or parade will see fit to be present and now it is our unpleasant du iv to record two tragic happenings of recent duvs death cairn as it will assuredl come some da to all of us to our first president 1 t col gordon cousins man who lontnbuted sh mueh in a v mid and full life profi ssional soldier civil servant and co of our i ic u regiment h ive mueh to his communitj in s r viee and espicnllv do we think of him in connection of his great inteiisl in veterans affairs he served ai first president ind litu served mother term lie was me f ur trusti s number of the i p p t mimitlu ind one uholiik in ailiw i ii t in ih bulletin in 1 n ni l ii n if ir pi e sent ii nt r in u d iv and hmv tun wh n n finds ih it tht re an m mv nuin tanees but vir few ie fin k it have to do it round up a dozen canadians who are suffering from the flu they could find them at any time of year in any numbers in any town or city put them on a plane and send them on state vis its to moscow washington lon don pokln cairo or any other trou ble spot let them mingle freely at diplomatic cocktail parties ill guarantee that within six months 90 per cent of the people in the world would have the hue war would cease internal lonal strife would end everybody would be too busy with the flu personally id rather be hit by a hydrogen bomb than by the flu with the farmer you can only be blown to bits or shrivelled to cin ders once with the latter you die a thousand deaths a couple of times a year for life a good epidemic of the i lu would ravish the russians the w ly dyscntry elcciimled the diggers at the dardanelles in world war 1 tan t you see those russi in mouj iks reeling irounel with fevers runny noses and hacking coughs trying to eopc with communism wed have them on thier knees before you could saj dnepropi trovsk when you have the flu you re not interested in fighting anybody in the first place you re to weak you cant lick your lips in the second you don t want slaughter you want sympathy you m ly think all this is a bit fanciful but 1 know this week i haven t even had ihc stungth or the inclinition to fight with my wife instead of wilkmg around me my kids just push mi out of thi wnv when i was changing the goldfish 1 was so weak i nearlv went flat on my back when he gave a flip in my hand that t the physical aspect but the physcbo logics i effect is even more shattering you go around in a cloud of utter depression you develop a deep and bitter hatred of everybody your family whose members are quite unconcerned about the fact that you re practic ally dying flv less friends whose idea of sympathy is to tell you about the terrible dose of flu they had last spring doctors who tell yoe the last thing to do is to go to bed for a few days when ifs all you can do to get to bed at nights just think of what would hap en if the russian got hating e ith oth tr like that they re an excitable though melancholy people first thing you know they d be shooting each other off like flies from sheer hatred or dropping dead from de pression beauty of the whole plan is that there is no counter weapon or even a defence for the flu with the same hideous malevolence it seeks our high and low rich and poor no bomb shelter is deep enough to avoid it this little plan for world peace is offered to mr st laurent and the boys for nothing i don t even want a knighthood though its the most sensible and inexpensive pro position they ve ever had all i want is to get rid of my flu with ml i er ii ftp have an old furnace or boiler with some rood years of service left in it we can chnnte it over to use gas with the brnnt nn- vcnion burner dives ou auto matic fai heating with ttiermrv- btat control installation mile pr mptly i et us i t you an estimate no ol lifciuion ill a ho hid nfi i i nlv ifcillv id ins f i wh kn but in in iiticululv hi 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