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tht moftmtowm hmuld wednesday bret an 1mb 1h8 tales miiusmd by students or georgetown hwh schooi ode to gnn oiewer j kmmi scmt have you asked yourself why you were given 400 lines for chewing a small wad of gum not worth 4e7 the reason is quite simple you have likely used the phrase some one always spoils it for the rest no matter what you are referring to well the same can be applied here wben some one throws a- double nubble in the fountain just because hes too lazy to walk to a garbage can which is really silly if you think about it that lust csjisejtnore work the caretaker who in turn is paid for his services the mon ey comes from your parents in the form of taxes another thing about chewing gum is when some wiseguy sticks it under the desk and then some one else comes along and gets his clothes all gooey that is a dirty trick because clothing can be ruined when gum is stuck to it today in the hall 1 saw some young laddie doing his dut for the cause b scraping a thick hard hunk of gum off the floor in front of the office it was tram ped in so hard that a chisel could hard get it free another exam pte of why gum is banned if a person knew how to chew gum it would also help some girjs chew gum as if their life depend ed on it teeth about 3 inches ap art on ever chaw and to top it 6hs rtdmn take both acton games georgetown ugh school has both a junior and senior team this year and as many saw they both proved their worth when the juniors beat acton juniors 4 to 2 in a solid forty five minute battle and the seniors cleaned acton seniors 5 to 1 after a full sixty minute game our senior team is backed up pretty well this year with six pf the town s jr c team and many of the placers of ux midget and other minor leagues on february the lflt- and 22nd the sr team has an invitation to the annual tournament tot teams from ajll over ontario and it can be said that ill the boys except two are looking forward to it for both of these boys got into a predi cament the question of the dew swea ter has also come up but i have been told not to mention it tilt after all the others have been sold the next hockc game will be the week of february 2nd russian hit parade 1 rock around the kremlin 2 salt mine in the sky 3 sulins on the corner 4 sec jou later investigator 5 40 cups of vodka 6 beat me tender be cruel 8 wake up little stalin 9 the language of work all off thej have about 6 pieces 10 remember our ours to work on the proper way to 1 in the middle of a coal mine chew and this takes in practicallj 12 wake the town and kill the everything is with jour mouth people shut and i don i mean shut with 13 jp zsp your dead just two inches of the mouth cav 14 around the russian world ity visible i mean shut with lips 15 picasc dont blame me 11b mpoftt sharin harloy as he nrst indian said as he walked down the street howl as the second indian said aabe walk ed down the street howl aa the third indian said as ha walk ed down the street howl as the fourth indian said as he stood on the corner how what 1 was once described as having a terri ble sense of humour i now be lieve them one of my fellow classmates was very sad over the absence of an other one of my classmates for a few days 60 terry were very glad to see you back apparently none the worse for your cold hey fred yjbat were you doing friday that black jeye sure is a humdinger during the course of the school year we quite often welcome stu dents into our midst but ery rarely do we have the privilege of admitting a teacher this week though i have the honour of in troducing our new form teacher mr calbeck sir we bid thee welcome i also have two corrections to make from my last column you spell audreys last name pe-re- go o d instead of the way i spell instal jas mccaig credit lodge head janes mocu 37 maple ave w wu insulted ai worshipful muter ot credit lodge f 6 am no 210 when member met for their lodge meeting on january 8 mr mccaig aueeeeda thomai niv- en 2 john street east other lodge officers installed to serve this year are james linton fl lyons court senior warden gra ham famell 10 albert street junior warden rev g lockha royal norval chaplain evehtt cole 44 charles st treasurer stan wright 31 edith st seen tary george slvih r r 3 assist ant secretary james f evans 2 guelph st director of ceremon ies jack addy glen williams se nior deacon charles renwlck 18 victoria cresc junior deacon irwin noble 118 guelph st in ner guard edwin wilson yhey view rd tyler bob uwson stew arttown senior steward r bert fiddler 84 guelph st junior steward alf goodwin 25 albert st pianist sam mackenzie 50 slain st s and john d kelly 11 albert st auditors v wpr bro jack lucas was assisted by other past masters of the lodge in conducting the instal lation 10c report june mcgown a new teacher mr calbeck rzerz i we to be a torontoman but instead j form i to go to weston and be a wesi u uf fl tomte 1 hope ou will acctpt im fcw s rrsi gamc t0 apologies audrey bcuccn tcn and eleven nothing much has happened in our class only a few tests have bom jiven one being literature 111 leave ou now with a few platter chatter gmny and gail hi there kats here goes with another session of platter chatter jokes today column is going to have question where do volkswa a little different twist to it we gens go when they get old i k- n are going to give you a glimpse answer to the old volks together and just the jaw msde ups of vodkakatchmeard of n n hi dieuo home- knock ourblockoff apecool crazy there 11 never be a day the apple a square 17 moving tfit end off please chew and dispense with our gum properl and take small quanti ies of it at pickets a time nothing is worse in m 8 another miracle of hate mind than seeing gum misused blalhmir aleaminojt ps would the chapp who 19 tummy v recently lifted the handle of the 1 20 sort fat krushchef o fountain down by the office please 21 bulgamn s boogie kremlin jtl- helping someone in trouble is one of the finest things we human beings can do recently a young norval district resident was doubly bereaved in an accident her husband and young son were killed she and their daughter are still hospitalized with injuries she is one of canada s newer residents and was left without funds with bills to pay and no relatives to h out good neighbours immediately started a campaign of aid which has beeti formally incorporated in the jensen assistance fund donations are still pouring in and mrs jensen is going to have a ray of sunshine in hjer time of sorrow it is actions like this which makes one realize that this old world isn t such a bad one after all and the milk of human kindness still exists in most peoples hearts labatts h space contributed in the service of the community brewery limited by joh ibn umted v ballet dancer return il people at that end of the hall are crjing for water and are drying up to a fruode the bazaar virginia walkor as you are well aware t now the school bazaar was a tremendous success and the funds will certain- fyhelp make our formal a headlin er on behalf of the student council i would like to praise and thank you all for jour help spe cial mention goes not only to those who planned it or set it up or to those who thought of the interest ing displays or to the teaching staff who provided the staff room for supplies or those who served m the tearnroom or behind txhin trrs but to all of ou hfel lowstudents and parents for the who s sall now goods assiance and time m donated thank ou one and all and le s all hope for more succ s ai 1958 writers 22 i m just born to be in slavery 23 just between you me and the kremlin the cordettes 24 red sails on the suez 25 hungary stomp worried r russians 26 black jacks 21 i ve been working on the trans siberian railroad 28 oh let me go let me go 29 catch a falling sputmck perry cosmo 30 how much is the doggy in the sputmck 31 mug shots photographs cadettes 32 when the penguins come back next weeks column from siberia 33 heav chains and oregon roots jqsephy benoattavich 34 blood drops dances on their or your toes blasting real cool crazy ter rific bug driver of a car can hot rod chic a gal that s cool and hip container a car dap real cool crazy terrific dishy real smooth lyeballing looking around t lunkle cvcd one s fool i- riendly fish nice kats and kittens that are hip grab bag a blind date hit the lick go to the movies ivy covered a kat with ivy league apparel meat wagon ambulance paper caper an exam why is it that a curtain class is so quiet during certain history classes for the answer read question what did the rug person who ay to the floor 36 tttm to overthrow yn 37 thai old red magic 38 ii ujs raliation i kniu j9 i il i haw it in ml nuht 40 1 if i j i i a bowl of iallrml like chinese food if so here is good news now the georgetown cafe serves all those tempting tantalizing and delicious chinese dishes yie w ii be happ to serve ou cur cafe or prepare the food for you to ta out wrve n your own home georgetown cafe 28 main street north phono tr 7 9007 answer 1 c got ou covered question what did one wall i say to the other answer 1 11 meet you at the corner saturday excursions toronto every saturday to and w4cl march 29 good going and returning unit sat urday only excursion fares from i 4 60 brampton s elora 1m inoarsoll 3k j40 forput j40 gotnfjftown 1j0 samia 690 j5 guolph j05 wryomln 450 corresponding faros from intormodiar points 108 report martha muldr hello we arc back ajain with some more news from 10b in cast ou wire wondering what had hem ailing us this last wtk i will tell ou we wen til hurt ir much by the little line in the paptr about us last uk who ttuld think that 1011 i o all the classes could be that r hid we art joing to tr harder this i rin th pap r aeroplanes uill lw an inch thick r on the ll r uk hilk mirks tin times r lie r on iho will wi wrc ill t amalfl that anont could think v fi i twit i i in tlil sthol tuuld ik tliuujjil of so lowlv i will 1 1 tit tn on i litth su nt tititht r th hdi s nun is up t his ars in lo with a cut liltl jirl in ii n t nforlunatilj dr hint it his nol be n a stent sum h krtd hi r with a h switly i ti tin stairs one morn i nil it nitii i i think there is another romance budding in lull that stt ins to be iiniiotmd 10a report crolyn taylor rhs has lunr il ann r hit ms imki tiai d ni il ytstirdt afti i mion hilh j nit r in i s mur hmki tt ii- nalm i 111 sw i i mm 1 nf snt ciss till m unit in m n in ri hirlu jiwd jiit twin it is w n lln plaer- from hia aik qiin t m tin h hih front one mon a dw irnuiks fi nn iin t loving in ffi nsivi pi op 1 1 and a numl r of inn tahli rhan have wurktit wonikrs it spms as lhiugh 10a has aettlid down to a long winter s hap cadet column tom barfoor f illouini the christmas holi davs then was a considerable drop in atundanc lessons in drill rifle and br n run were continued bj the instructors rifle shooting resumed after the hohdas with the first car cadets shooting after school on tuesdays and second ear cadets shooting on thurs days my sister a public school km dtrgartin assistant came home one afti moon and told us of a funnj incident in her class 1ach di there is time allotted for the children to tell of arr happenings at home or around the world that the had heard one da a smill tirl kt up and statid that slit was in in with her aunt for i few das wh asked th t ichi r ull h sail dadth told ith t h it m iinnn had itchd i he j i fl ti an 1 i mnhl h t tl t if 1 st id at h im garnet building products ltd readymix concrete large stock of plywood masonry cement lime plaster insulation rock lathe nails sewer pipe sheathing papers and insul board open monday tuesday wednesday thursday and friday 800 am to 5 00 pjt saturday 8 00 am to 1200 pm tr 72519 tr 72861 armstrong ave delrex industrial area does your present heating system need replacing r iti fjuaivotaatkm rom amis grade un report jim fell i while vou arc reading this arti cle upper school will be in the mid ddlc of writing exams dive us all the support yuja can one of the male students has dis located his shoulder again and thus cannot write the cxni 90 will have to sink or swim in the finals a new date has been selected for the formal dance which is now to be held march 7th the where abouts of the dance is n6t as yet certain convert now to clean dependable economical modern gas heat a unitedjs consult your heating contractor or united suburban gas company limited r r 7 mains georgetown tr 7-3921-