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tmrskfttmtown hutald wednesday bntf hay mth ims page coming events watch tor the- opening of blue valley ranch limefcouse sunday may 25th at 30 pm 521 qftahy clinic legion auditor ium georgetown first four mon days of every month 1j0 3j0 statutory holidays excepted tf lilac tea and hake sale in stewarttown hall tuesday may 27th sponsored by st johns an glican guild douglas latimer will speak 30 pm admission soc members of the imperial sec tion the meeting has been post poned until sunday may 23th and will be held at the home of char lie day ontario street tflie daughters of st george church are holding a lilac tea on friday may 23rd in the church rooms from 230 500 oclock there will be beautiful dolls clo thes fish pond home baking and afternoplp tea you are cordially invited a public meeting of the geor getown horticultural society will be held in the wrigglesworth school on wednesday may 21st at 8 pm at this meeting two very fine films will be shown and their will be a flower show with two classes one for a cut flower arrangement and the other a house plant come and bring your flow ers and your friends watch for giant bingo and penny sale in the ioof hall on thursday june 5th at 800 pan under the auspices of the past noble grands club of the bebekah lodge all proceeds for the geor getown hospital fund loads of terrific prizes everyone is urg ed to attend for fun and prises and to help build the hospital fund sugar and spice phpiit fcj mix mulct my wife has been picaag on me lately because i read ao many war books she claims that every time she goes into the bathroom theres a new rtdousjooklng bayonet- wielding marine or soldier lunging at her from the cover of a pocket book on the back of the toto vim bean kind of sheepish about it but i do eno a seed war i el ao rva taken to sllpnlns ft under the batmub whan not in better than to see me set front their mother are starhm squeal on me kim cento doi stalra yesterday bearing a n battle book with a particularly grisly cover and with a look wf delighted anticipation succinctly tattled another war hook mom volunteer donors required for june 5th clinic triangle 7261 and 4127 for information awhy in the world my wife wants to know do men find war so fascinating youre always spoiling parties by getting off in corner and talking about the silly war dont you realize ifs been over 12 years and youre no longer dashing young heroes 1 think its ridiculous and so on as you can imagine i have tome pretty tart retorts on the tip of tongue but i wisely refrain from uttering them announce that ave to go down and fix the furnace and in the safety of the cellar give vent to the things im too gentlemanly to say to a lady unless shes go both arms tied behind her such as i like reading about war because its just the opposite of marriage war is made up of long periods of comparative peace interspersed by short spells of vio lent fighting marriage is orrjfld father be addicted to war novels than the slop women read sexy historical novels murder mysteries goony love stories and the nure unadulterated garbage of the movie magazine remem ber rm still down cellar maybe ifs true that men talk too much about the war when learn to drive the safe way at shirlies driving school car equipped with dual controls and fully insured phone brampton ask operator for snelgrove 127 j 2 u girl pipers wanted georgetown girls pipe band has openings for pipers and drummers if interested come to the arena rose room monday night practice 521 they get together but few metvaro able to cook aafce clothes or have hablaa subecta that engro any gaggh n aeudi talking about man i subiejet on which on interminably i thute one reason men back with a certain warped ten derness oh the war and like to talk and read about it is that it was the most peaceful period of their uvea it was a hiatus be tween the misery and turbulence of adolescence and the grim re lentless struggle that constitute jtheir mature years when they are trying to raise a family and make ends meet without going mad mad i tell you mad theres an old and completely nonsensical tradition that whove come back from the wars dont want to talk about when someone asks them what ft like theyre supposed to go all thinlipped and grim and change the subject i remember how dis gusted i was with this business when i came home from overs i someone would ask how was it over there anywayf id settle back prepared to tell him for hours when hed add but i guess you dont want to talk about it leaving me there with my mouth hanging open i was dying to talk about it men have been talking about war ever since og the caveman and his crdrries sat around the fire and discussed with grunts of re lish the late unpleasantness with the tribe across the swamp and women have disapproved since mrs og sat back in the corner of the cave wishing hed stop inviting that riffraff around to drink homebrew and tell lies about what they did in the war men have been writing and read ing about war since they learned to write and read from homer to writers have looked with horror and fascination on the ever intriguing business of he race wading in blood shakespeare accepted war as part of life and if i recall there was a good bit of smiting of htttitm philistines and others in the bible f so if tm to have a book in the bathroom far better it be a tale of blood and nobility of grandeur and courage with a grim faced grenadethrower on the cover than a lurid volume that promises un bridled passion and features on its front a semidraped tamale engaged in pulling a dripping knife out of her grandmother or some body commencing may 24th halton coop supplies will close saturdays at 12 noon opb1 daily including mondays 800 am to 530 pm saturdays 800 am to 1200 halton coop supplies decorating contracting domestic industrial n interior and exterior free estimates point spray rental paul busby 54 norton crescent tr 79330 health is topic for i nstitutcspeak er a summer resident of terra cotta dr i e jaquith was ihr guest speaker at the may meeting of ihe terra cotta wi held last thursday at the home of mr g frazer choosing as his topic health his talk was based on the 7 pillars of health the repeating of the institute ode and the mary stewart collect were followed by the roll call which was responded to with the name of a vegetable and its chief vitamin the motto crumbs of happiness make loaves of con tentment was given by mrs ow ens macdonald during the business portion of the meeting it was decided in ap ply for a short course on cultural activities and future arrangements were made in connection with the district annua to be held at un ion church may 29th this year tena cotta wi is the host club barbara carney favoured the members with a solo and a contest name the flowers was conducted by mrs joe eason mrs clarence anderson offered a vote of thanks to those taking part in the prog ram and a social time was had at the conclusion of the meeting 96th anniversary ho me u n i te d thu r c h sunday may i8h hoo am prof robert dobbie ma bd mti of emmanuel col lege music by home choir and guest soloists 7j3q pm rev george leek ba bd of grand valley j music by norval united choir come amd worsmf with us monday blitz brings swim pool 1000 more the georgetown lions moved almost a thousand dollars closer to clearing up the debt remaining on the community swimming pool on monday when 4bybltxedth town with a ticket selling campaign and soliciting donations the lions called on every house selling chances on an expense paid trip to europe and coupled with the donations raised over 950 on the flight whether or not the debt will be erased by the latest cam paign will not be known until june 14th when sales axe complete the lions however are hoping to etter the more than three thousand dollars needed to pay off the debit so that a wading pool may be financed tor the smaller cml- saturday may 17 is the last day of and this is your last chance to 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