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st andrews united church services held in harrison public school student minister mr douglas brown church service 1100 am sunday school 9 45 am bajginnaffv nursery and infant care during his 11 am service legion notes w las clark wdl we must admit last w just wain t our week o sugar and sp i started thinking about busts while i was watehing brigltt bar dot the little french sexjiot in jj wasnt our week tart f eo night that may iot in a reporting sense at any a tq ay b in our rotary news om ume a j thinking a reporting new uke a 8iil rate first in our rotary news seem uke g wo have steamboat appearing n w jf wat wo have sieanduw 1 minstrel show when he s really resting quietly in the north coun- irfand in ligon notes we have z murphy host to a real bang 10 evening at branch 120 last thursday night stetd of which ms tor a change he served crack ere and cheese instead of the us ual cheese and crackers ah well maybe this week will be a better one like saying yuu a about music while you were wat chlng an orchestra play but it was merely a coincidence v and lust to net lhln perfectly deer i dont meanuts of famous men done in plaster i mean busts on ladies its pretty disturbing to a chap who has leered his way through the burlesque houses of detroits woodward avenue in the heigh day of scurvy miller eaten pean uts in the pit at the casino in tor onto and ducked out for a drink between rounds of pure art at lon dons windmill theatre to real ize that he is blushing slightly at the sight of a young lady who is not only not there in person but has all her clothes on trrl orooitovmhiralo wednesday april page 7 monuments designs submlttad cnttry tottering eonwr poeh and marfcar a good display in stock brampton monument works wm c allan prop 68 queen st west brampton shop phones res gl 10445 gl 1 1618 rp tom nicol phone brampton gl 13962 it it chilling to think that per- the horrifying part of it was haps the young sap ha ban boil at i started thinking about busts d dewn to an old fudge whin you tnmj hat youre supposed to bt number tour of a series tlhat 1 ha i a in a clear cold analytical way as i say i was watching miss bar dot snaking her way through a movie in which 1 amour was trea- ted in the boisterous gallic man ner so startling to us tutoring an gloaxons the meeting thursday evening was a poorly attended one but quite interesting the president harvey garvin was in the chair with secretary day and treasurer thompson ss of the last meeting in march were read and confirmed and minutes of executive meetings wcrt njil also various committee reports were ms and lh- included volell you be f definitely better ment bingo and s p 1 looking than the general though gob collier tave a very wh shorl it was my first view of the young lady i understand she is the second cimen of france at ter general de gaulle certainly her pictures appear in the paper more often than his and i m here to tell you she if definitely better natural gas is clean in your modem gas appliances all the gas is burned to complete combustion natural gas is a pure concentrated fuel it leaves no ash or dirty byproducts to settle on walls and other surfaces published for your information by united suburban gas company limited what can i do for you your bank manager is easy to meet and a good man to talk things over with not just because he knows a lot about banking but because he can be counted on to apply that knowledge and experience to your particular need to him banking is more than dollars and cents more than figures in a ledger to him banking is the opportunity to work with people through bank services to help with 7oiirproblems and plans that is what he has been trained to do that is what he likes to do you find hes a good man to know chairman vjuu excellent report on sports and he mentioned the various tournaments lhal were on tap under general bubiness the reg rets of the members were ex preyed at the serious illness of a charter member mrs t f grieve and hope that she would recover her health soon the visit of the governor gen cral vincent massey was dealt with at some length by the presi dint a were a number of routine business items it was decided to cooperate fu lv with the hospital gala night and arrangement have been made to have the fireworks display on saturday evening may 23 in the nark town council is cooperat n again this car and splitting half the ctet of the fireworks s500 00 the branch treasurer a strucud to order a flag f r the park school im not blaming milt brdot for my lapse she was all she was cracked up to be she wiggled her behind and jiggled her bofront to the best of her ability and she has a lot of ability along these hn hi am know that your supposed to b sitting bolt upright wldeayed and electrified it hurt to know that you are slumped in your mouth pursed heed shaking end tongue almost tut tutting in dis approval it is downright disconcerting to find that you are craving for a smoke in the middle of a big pash scene it is disgusting to have to give in to it and go to the back of thi theatre to light up just when the young temptress on the screen is launching into a discreet striptease and it i dismal to learn that you have nodded off and your wife is digging you in the ribs ust at the point where the cele brated miss b is making a monkey out of the censors no the fault was mine not hers after watching her for a few min utes with some interest i became first embarrassed then mildly dis approving then bored then ust plain sleepy about halfway thru this process i bad sense enough to say to myself boy aither you re ready to be put out to pas ture or you need a dam g spring tonic rt was about this point rudely awakened and rather crabby that i started thinking about busts don t ask me why what s with this bust craze anyway mam malians of mammoth proportions create headlines every time they take a deep breath high school kids practically break their backs trying to stick their chest out an extra inch as she had attended bingo as us ual on wednesday night we un derstand mrs grieve has been probably the branch s most mdef at i table worker over the lhirl ears she has been a member a matter of fact since it- incep tion we can think of no one who would lo ihe job as conscien tiously as she has and indeed in the many facets of legion w ork she haa aluavs been ready and illin to serve ma jou recover soon and we kn w l express the wishes of all those whom u have helped over the vears in vour duties as sick nvener indeed of all the branch n that v u ibjj speedilv be back h mt and restored to health this coul 1 be readily calle 1 the tale of the raisin of the stand aid or s mc such mini and we art quite aware that we shouldn t tell it on the bjs hut it s do t tod t let piss s mie lime afo after a mimhci f c implainls about the disiipu t ble shaji the bnnch flag had made in llu weather the insti ueltfl the caretaker to anj om so who s impressed other gitis maybe not men men have been marrying women for thousands of years and busts have nothing to do with it in fact l back in the twenties when i was ab a kid busts were frowned on and still they mart ted them maveal motor sales id tenderness humour and vmpathy show in our face let 0 dness and pitv and love shin m our eves and voull get your man faster han if jou had the bluest bust this side of bali busts cause wothing but troub le i remember a girl i knew in college her name was betsy she i had a vast bosom i always called her busty to myself one night i was dancing with her we vfere talking and i inadvertently called her busty instead of betsy know what happened you got it mac she busted me right on the nose and irnjbe that s whv ivc been i little ps etiological about busts ever since notice to creditors main st tr 73611 your international flfl truck dealer travel notes llu i i n- ii lit whit in 1 mi nuirv n t bi iih nuht be- walker frmer irmv i i ilhd in thi air f rcc i in marchment f r top uvil confer nci us to h iw ou put it up and whuh end was which so to speak so ifter some cr harrowing mom mnts up she wint to flult r eal lantu in the bree7i in distress the mil result h irr hale driv nu to t i work about 7 i m ver ml phoned the writer to ask if we wire aware there was some me in distress down at the leg i n fortunately we contacted i the gentlemen responsible right away and thev promised to fix it rumour has it they finally located one of our local scout troop who xplainrd to them how you tell right side up and up she went right side up ii a m roll around and along strolls the steward and enquires w ho s dead as he sees the flag fluttering right side up but at half mast w e had an excellent district meeting in branfibrd last sunday with some five members attending fcpm town tne zonc was wel r tn the estate of egbert charles reed deceased ml poisons hiving claims aq i mist the hstati of 1 btrt charles reel late of the vi1ulc of norval in the count of ha ton who died on or about the 23rd da of dec imber 1957 ire required lo file their claims with the undersigned before the 10th dav of april 1959 i afler which date the estate will be distributed dated at toronto this 9th dav of march 1959 i lang michener cranston 50 king st west toronto ontario solicitors for the administrator so lienors i or me jiuuimavuiui notice to creditors r barber lowest trans atlantic fares to england and scotland pay later plan available for all flights i the estate of earl brant swackhamer gentleman de ceased all persons having claims ag ainst the estate of earl brant swackhamer late of the town of i georgetown gentleman who died on or about the 13th day of march 1959 are herebj notified to send particulars of same to the under signed on or before the 23rd day of may a tv iflffl after which under the heading of deathless prose sunday at brantford district meeting during lunch discussion was taking place m front of quite an attractive recruit ing poster of three befgian models and three canadian soldiers at the belgian i- air we heard some of the boys discussing the various me lnts of the various female nat it of the female population of each t the european countries they had visited llarrj howard when i ked his opinion replied i don t lnw anvthing about it 1 was too jouna then to go out with girls the big rifle shoot is this n lay night in the armoury with he lome scots shooting against branch teams there will be in all some six teams competing and there will be shooting for all who wish to attend it starts about 73tj and we hope bhat a lot of the mem bers will turn out for this event 2iere s fun tor all and refresh errts willbe served so be there travel advisor john r barber agency insurance travel tr 7 2214 mill strt date the estate will be distributed with regard only fco the claims of which the undersigned shall then have notice and the undersigned will not be liable to any person of whose claim he shall not then have noucc datkd at georgetown this 22nd day of april a d 1959 armand brant swackhamer administrator of the estate with the will annexed of earl brant swackhamer by his solicitors dale bennett and latimer georgetown ont 56 concrete travel building sand road gravel fill and top soil stone work tom haines len williams tr 7330j