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he heats got the boss and the heats on the staff y this crazy days sale is just our mad general managers cup of tea if hed stay around and work like the rest of us instead of taking off for the beach he wouldnt have suffered that sunstroke however we should care at the deals hes offering we should clear the lot by saturday and then we can take it easy tool that reward sounds crazy but its true theres absolutely no strings or gim micks so our inside advice is to rush down and save like crazy the staff stonehouseales will pay you 25 in cash if we fail to make you the best new car deal mum available our newcar manager shown above learning to count just in case he has to pay you that 35 00 reward offer good unte 6 pm saturday july 18 domestic cars only no bid refused on any used car our usedcar manager now heres a real company man his eyes went that way looking for custom ers just make us an offer crazy silly absurd nonsensical ir rational ludicrous preposterous anomalous or just plain stupid just so long as our featherbrained boss says its within reason in his shape how would he know well ok the deal no money downits your credit that counts free prizes barbecues lawn chairs radios free gas and many pthers beat the alarm clock set up beside the nuke when it rings the last buyer gets one of thee valuable prizes if anything could be crazier you tell us but come on out and win anyway open evenings til 10 pjw sales ltd ford monarch edsel brampton milton georgetown