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georgetown herald 22 main slrmt s- georgetown ontario page a thuksoay march uih 1943 editorial comment mans inbumanity mans inhumanity lo mri make countless thousand mourn u ppvtrvg ai hue today d wrventlia pool wrote it yoert th current handling of narwtg deirt- onhreons in alabama by staw officials it tlaplorbld particularly in yw of vtut 16 von for llta marchesth umple rqust lor kn batic fight of demotecy 1tt vol no on can know how kng i may 1ke for rh broharhood to wrwch w giv lip trvice but seldom our heerit will be- coma reality on this continent great strides have bn made in the pait few yean in live raunriai struggle or aqualrty by americans whole sklni ere derktr thin ours ajtln our mind rtxa ttruggli essumas two forms on bisly loved rtv other much mor difficult and it it the denial o this first banc rights of citijen which ha put sekna in th th world new today the sob sister stuff the rivard escape in the midst of th dodon inquiry has tddad tur pric ing twist to what his already be com on of canadas moit bizarre nawt sioriss whil polio search diligently to carv lur canadas most wanted resident our daily papers hav gcw about glamoriiing htm to the point of nauie h it pictured as alwiys the qntlman myth which interviews with hit wif are hlping to perpetuate hit escap wai in th tradition of po- bin hood a kindly wofd not to b too hard on his guards a phone call to th owner of th comma ndrd car and tip for its ma love utters to th wt ht1l woman who must stay bhtnd urvtil thitr whole nasty businti it ovr and rivard restored to hit rightful placa in tocwty along th way w ietm to b losing tight of the essentieu that thlt man it charged with one of socifrtyt moit hein- judge a mystery man when hattont new judg sprigue lakes his new appointment lelar this month dont ba too shocked if h doe in t look tile his picture in the herald last weak th judg underwent a transforma tion whn a couple of dtprat kara id editors were fated with having a blank wfute space or enlisting th aid of an es- ye unidentified mystery man whose pic- lure had appeared in torn past issue it happervd this way when a picture is to b used in the herald it is photographed on a piece of plastc and whan th nwipp it to b printed th dlasttc reproduction it glued ono a blank space on th page left for thu purpose- thar wat a mixop last wek and in compoalng room thought hare was to be a picture of th judg to right lo si th tight to noy quel op- poiuniiiet in fedoalton inui of public buildings and tranivporietibn in holding publicoffic e things which canqot be dmd any thiien 14 thy ai cunud hen w do rvof liu in a democmcy t all halle taught ut a bitu ujkwi whn h poved that it ii posibu hjui om than tkin colouring at th batji for oppritort cwu th first hurdl it ovrow as suring thai basic rtgntt for all amicn w can gat down to th much mor dfft- cuh question of botlvarhood for on can ugitlat forvr but on cannot alter hu man hearts by law alon earrtart of religion and rtc must b broken carvfully by mn of good wih on both tidat of th piclur man hat baan struggling for two thousand yrs to spread hit sunday ratigion into six othr day h wilt kep struggling and man- while every forward ttap no matr how small- inches him forward to that unvr sal goal ous crimes traffic in narcotics that hit friends hav bn convict ad of a variaty of mafo crims that tlx govanment is ahaky bacaui of a i lag i tons of bnbry on hit bahalf our daily papers are too prone to push ih sob titter angle in many such oitftt tn thair sch few human interest thay objure taliant fadi tim after time and unoonaciouily aroota publk sympathy for paopl who do not diarv it irt tim w ttoppad traating popla tutpedad of mafor crlmaa at torn son ol dobln hood itt hma politicians became mora cartful of thjr atiociations timwe began to honour honasty and clean living w hav tn what gangsterism can do to a country like th urvltad states and w ar lightnad whn wa ta th inroads it it making in canada ifrta ttog idolizing th rivardt and treat lhm th way they rfaserve i news desk extras accoenpany the news story of hit appoint ment th arror was disoovarad at th last minute just aa th mats were ready for processing prior to printing to change th front page tat typ and roll another mat would hav thrown th production schedule haywire so knowing that at yet no on in thit dntfricf knows h new udg w decided to pick a far from our mystery collection apparently w war lucoatsful in choosing tomeon who tookl ilk a judg for no on hat commantad to daht well iry and bring you th real judg spragu whan h arrival in th county meanwhila our apologiai to mr x who ever hai is for standing in for us in an nwgancy harley to h alton weikiy olukvayiomt v dr hauy hauiy mc vox halyoh schizophrenia or plltpr- aonallty this appear to b whit aila rarliament at the moment or at least aput be- havlour it sets an acute at tack at intervals sometimes dally aometimea every other day it la atrapge phenom- anon to watohrtt ts unpredlc- table both in how it starts what triggers it and vht enda it there is usually no warning before it strikes it occurs 1 it is going to at the begin- bing of the day juit balottrttr du the c period wken the opposition may aik urnt auesuons at national importatice to tie government it more recently boiled tap out of a declaration by the leader of the opposition that a statement of the minister tl juillcsirm false this la can- idered uiaparllauentary ian- guageaodllr dlaabaltr re fuaed to withdraw- tha word coaler heads prevailed and ev arythlng calmed down beleae the speaker was forced into any stern action then the blher awaottlle aobjiophre- nla appeared the business of the house ol commons tha canada pension tlan was started and progressed aanely apart from one minor blow up and oulckly and efficient ly without any evidence of tha previous 111 feeling and hi will go much so that prib- amy by the end of another day we will see the final pasaaga of the canada pension plan i will not go into detail on this now but 1 will devote one col umn to it alter it has passed id order that uy dlacuaalon of ltwlll-be- completely accural it is now hoped that on day will be devotad to a notion dealing wkh tome itrsprova- meuts and modarnixatlou o the paruamentary procedures three days next wak are ex pected to be taken up by the opting out leclalauon if the achedule la adhered to feba se cond aaaalon of ihla 6ih par liament will and dd wednes day the 17th of march 1063 and the fee aeaalon will atari in the uaual way with a throne apeeoh on that data by the srj governarlanaral tbara of eours will ba no racaaa mere ly thaeloalng of tha eld session one night sod tha new saulon beginning tha neat day after the throne speech de bate which takes 10 days of debate it is akatacted ahat the lodcvm budget will ba intro duced the throne 8sach de bate will allow aba opposition to move one two or three var ious tnundnieitai or subam endment which will really be vote of hoaeoaddenc in the government weekly bible thought h at dew will arise anal a la my father mi will say mrht him ether i have tinned aaelnal i leaweti ww fema itseaat tuka 1818 if your wind la made up chrlrt will coma into your heart he will not turn you ewky spring training by tarry hafruy m s th poll dont have kertua e humour we know of at kaat one offkar who pmm the throry a diatrtrt tsawtpaar ttparitr eoncludtxl hit rasular rhaclt whh th 8iuvlll rpt for nrwi wllh okay bye now au rlvard amilrd th con slabl ffpaatinj of police a wo man driver admit to udiitic prank ery wfiich wuit put fur rowi in their lagalbrowa shr parka bar car 1b a no parking ton and than r moves the windshield wlperi a ftwi rrtriie ill ui the uadieal profeuloa it malt- inf ptthei in tha drvrlop merit of tniartimie pllla u can hardly watt lo aer- the uadltoti ave product pushers fflva uttu tha lratwpnt look awart ba smart ut flatcb- tri scisrtftij wiu wit up buy wluoni instant wlulnm or hay ralhaad ba an esc- bead u klufmana knowl adga capautaa no ca 1 we lmagln th pills will hr bad available to humam in crash proiram at present they are being used on rats only naturally man cannot have rodents being brainier thin hlaaeit the ontario department of highways came throuch with flying colour they cre ated quite problem when thty tackd the highway 401 the llaedonahlcartiar fveway obviously an awkward label destined for abravlalion the announcement wu still freah when molorlfeu were trying to raduee the aaveniy liable title to aomethlnjt reasonable ihe uacwiy wu on nick name w haard the highway two- pla solvel their own prohlrm signs are now being prepared daslgnatlng th route aa the uc rvaaway a new father contributed this in hope that other proud tpopa would find their senti ments in it my dayold son n plenty i scrawny hit mouth wide with scream i 1 or yawny hn ears tveem larger than hes needing his nose ii pug hit chin re i ceding his skin la very very red i he has no hair upon his head and still im proud as proud can be to hear you say he tooka like district at a glance i bravtton reeve cyril clark of chlngutcoui twp and uiyor russel prouie n lltrampton have auegesied an amalgamation of the two com i munitiea would provide thr only sohillon to efficient and economical government bockwood at the re ular council meeunfl last week solicitor it b hungerfonl wai civrn authority to draw up a by law to create the kramosa j recreation centre and hoard of directors under the communi ties centre act acton acton chamber or commercea april meating will he a dinner honouring the towns citlien of the year the nam of th person sel ected for th honour will he- announced before the dinner uilton milton it trying to convert all householders in the habit of putting out their garbage in plastic hags on the first try 75 per cent of the people hid their refute at roadside in neat green plas tic hags oakvnale two develop- era last weak announced their intentlona of constructing sep arate multiple family housing complexes at 5000000 com blnad news echoes fim tha pat of tha herald 1m and 144 10 vi ak aoo a tha north hallon high school district board has en gaged two new teachers lo teach at georgetown mrs s herdle ol norval and mr damon roberts who will eoma frorn lincolnshire england aj georgetown added two police officers lo the new town force yesterday when they hired forrest inch london and clifford found kitchener the man will commence their duties in june r youngsters who want to learn tome baseball knowhow wllj be able logat soma tips from harold cole tha new proprietor of tha golden gate cafe mr cole spent several years in pro ball in tha stares as a toulhpaw pitcher s0yiahs ago tha board and steff of georgetown public school held a dinner and presentation in the oddfellow hall lost thursday evening to honour miss georglna young who is rellringlrorn tha staff alter many years service georgetown is proud to welcome back six more service men froryrbverseai this week in cpl ed francis sgt jim sa rgenl pie george greensward petty officer jim emrherson flsg george walker and sgl bev moody all boyt arrived nime friday and saturday night moat of them were downtown groetlng friends kow to watch for flood threats heads at municipalities ad jacant to floodlands fringing ihe banki of the credit in1 etobicoke rivers have been d- vued on how to witch anil prepare for the threats of flood in an advisory letter the hon john r stmonett mini- iter of the dpt of kreeray ti resources at queens psrfc uiggesu formation of a corpi oaf river watchrrt ha proposes eitablnhmnt of permanent flood committers compoaed of hradt of all civic depirtmentj and welfare agen cies inventory of all equipment such as boats cars tools blan kets ru blkt hoolt landbaji and portable pumps is also reewnm ended he also advocates that a mismber of th flood commit tee be assigned to watch daily weather forecasts and alert proper authoritlei when the threat of flood seams immin ent sugar and spice by 3ill smiky humor isnit funny tor the tst e wcki tve beeji cocisvoaud by an lg- thla word doej hot knataxl aj om of tny xtudeotji told ow soomtiitng a bursa fcve yotj itt the hospital factors rod bsvai ad bpertlo tha sauau ii thi wbst b bsjumewt and the rcauoa u to ctobu btf u that sosm taufuld- d people aakad tue to bs oca el tii judx 1b a totppth mop inwolvloai humor iuslly auguttjsd by fca infutsd d i auw h wmm uhw m tkw uu itxlsw u all ihl dlhuuh rv mw bwuu i wri with rt wmd biataa sprai1 4- savtwvy wlti ny jcltan i i hatm w ajuswf i4e fcj 1va judgad rca a th kun- day school picnic and had tn fork ovr a dime la every run ner bwausaf i wiaoda beat hint if he haddarta tripped ma or shovad w or bt the gun and thared be no trick to judging a beauty ronteit im sure although therea always the dangr of gating a butt in the eye from auwne disgruntled eontaatant or eva frotu towe gruntled one rut judglhg humor is horse of different color theres al ways in fact tha menace of misjudging the dark horse which turns the whole thing into somewhat of a nightmare i the character of humor a pervert and varied in ita quail tlei as the character of women picking the winner in a humor contest la ai tricky as picking a wifr everybody el think i you made a bum choice da yu want mb1 wka kawta yau awae tan lira acafualiv tatuat oe va yau waat cart wha will waae wall awr the yaarst da yau want at hllarl- sus cfwfentn far tn evanlafl ar a ajom chikkla u a wak far twnsrallefut humsut is in the eya trl the kahauar its no us lets get back to the enigma what is humor ask the first perton you meet and hell aay its anything that makes you laugh welt its not necessarily people will howl with laughter from sheer nerves giggl inter minably from drink or titter uncontrollably from a story whoae point they have missed completely people will laufch at practi cally anything only yasterday i was looking out the window a young matron known for her high opinion of barteli winc ed aloeux serene in bar mink igbt la itoat of our blbea tip went her foot bb pises of l mere word cannot dsscrbs the haf gsiow ahs be itemed tba way abs loowosf pa ater tuiatn fur hat over ha boas only a eattbera could ajjttbs tbtf wild aesperats jook th thrsv around to ass if anyoos bad kpottsd tha kptll only the 7 grsai qasrlw chspuai eoukl bave tniltausd tbs irstrtc acrsrswu to bsi feet tha dss berau sffort to itroll stf m though bothing had hpsd du i uvtjhv taiassnt 14 us a wy u 4 wsaml imirt bwt lilts asset sssr ak asf i t i nj uat wr w mies ts sviurw wi s htuftsd ahlh v busls u this casa what is humor ive no ldaa yoi wflif it ii the bitter eva vicious parody of a political earlooa ko othera 14 la ths raalist tha wan who saa ihs without roacoufd guaastc vor some it tt the stuff satrewt- ed on tli walls of a wasbroosa for others it is ths ibsehauu ral canned wit of the profe- ilorul comedian the putt the gag that topical rffnt alt 1 can uy ti nsvsa agsln kven judging a baby contest would be child play to this at least 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