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and spice by bill smiley have a good christmas thi oiorobtown wwald y dig a page 18 tuisday dig 24th mi norval don t you dire feel hurt be cause you dldnt bet chrtot mas card from us this year it wain t the xetra tuppence for stamp the only visible sign of the just society it was straight lack of time in dcmbr my wlf w up to her ears in attayi with a prechrlttmai deadline kim wat up to har in praetltwmyouufihtcr will bo consorting so im not dreaming of a whit christmas or a yuu log or wassail or olly guests the only eumfs aound our place this holiday season will be bunch of foreigners my wlfo will bo entertaining a 10th century g rman philns ophcr kerr hcfitl who in dull cr than a dish of mashed peas lor her performer degree in piano and i ve been mowed under the utual assortment of antljiero activities that every day evsry week make me less afraid of going to hell it s right hare on earth like an idiot i offered to lpc my wife s csiays for her after shed written them did you ever try to typo with three fin jjers and someone breathing hotly down your heck thrro was nothing cxy about that breathing she just uantid to make suro i dldn t alter v word a cofcna or a quotation mark in mw deathless jtmiej she thinks she about punctuation than i d hilarlouil and i told hr so about every jo minute id itnarl all ru lit type tin dim think yourself ind lonip ofr and ihc d iiiap how anylmdv who wntch a column can tvp as bully 35 tint li beyond nu and so it went it took it it ist three umci as lonj a it shmild hilt this wai riht in the midst of that annual debacle of pre chrhlma exams an t vi nt tint makei the honest teacher fi cl uko handing in hi rciuution because after marking the kids papers ho knows that he hat faujjit nothing whatever in iho fall term lxcept mavbc some bad grammar aiter this ordeal its pleic ant to look forward to boll dayi time to relax read con template gird up one i loins and say the hell with it ji x the kids who are stupid not hie only thus can one faco the long bitter winter term not this time thar i vai typing wifes estays marking exam papers trying to cheer up kim for hpr flunk in preneh enough one might say on top of the reaul-u- chares oh wol cry the fati that bird lsflll too cocky lets really tock it to him and they did my car for which i pay the bank m0 i month in perpetuity wai the target right in the middle of that cold snap and those blizz ard it began to act like i hamstrung mule it wouldn t go at all except when i duin t need it and when it did it not only limped but couched bid you ever try to t a tow truck at midnight in a blixxard have you gone out three mornlngi in a row afr havmg your baltary charged fully turned on the ky and got a rargh rargh rargh rargh npur rargh rargh cough rargh rar ra 7 three licenced nice in nits and at least ten imatuirs l id me it was the autoiintir thokr the ignition llir points the plujj the tarlnnclor tin altimetei the tachometer iter whatever they mcint as nimh i to me as the p ist perftel suh jumtivd parlntpli means to them i thought longingly of my grandfathar s trsniportation giddap ntll w am t home yet i replaced cverthin thc told me except that rotten little plastic thing you mi apt tlu windows with and it still rims like a horse with the lieivt ith a bund in of ilnhrmliim called lla tliovcn huh gi am dos and lohn ini i ii be the one with the apron on demg the dithea or vacuuming or i might even be ihd one on the but hesdsd for the airport and acapulco with the omt account jow u no re ison to in lncun in the holiday srarsnii is him mtjht put it in one of her sotus htiui will be burnt and well hivi nine jnlly tluti obotit his future is i vial ir which he is now you have a pood on way with all my hart knows mor wh4j a mt any or raspberry peach compote 2 pkgi froin raspbernei thawed 8 peach ha i vol draintrd 3 egg wht 6 tabletpoons tugar btit e i h ls tint i hit but n t lr gi ndu ill hi it in suj ir until moolh md jjos jhci pen- his cut side up m sh ilh w hikitu dish top i mil with i sj wmsf il ot nu i liuuc hikt it 151 dm- i fot i 5 minuter 11 ico rispbnus in slrvnu dish runovc pticiie carcfullj from dish and iloat on r iipberrie1 christmas theme for union mission meeting union presbyterian church wms chrlatnuu mooting was held at the home of mrs lee campbell on wednesday even log doocirtber 4lh with the homo helpers on gacsts mrs claronco andorson presided and mrs hugh leslie gave the dovotlonal with mrs harvey tuckering leading in prayer the roll call was answered with a chrktmm vnrso end a white gift for peel manor mrs ioe campbell cave the hristmxs mchvajio followtd by tlu reports of the various con venus i ho treas urrs report indicated that givinj were up onsldcrahly this year mil i il- islii i if mem bit hlcietoy pie nted mr uslii icam with j lifo mem hcrslup with mrs leslie young reading the adduss mrs it duticiiisoii rcpoited that there need for old flalillih ttt sin i b to he nudt into diaper for tlu seott mi sinn in loronto and several slu els wuv ilonated mm dun tatison cloed the meolmgwith i prayer pocrrt arttr which 1 inch was njod with mn wilfrid ltsln mr art mc kano mi s ih 1 1 dokon and- mis llnvi iuekciiiu a itw the ho tt j di 1 db s dr iper st liaa hieit a pi nt in gtoiitelown ind distrut memoml hospital for ihoul foui wieks ho is to 1m trin ferrul li i i omnia hos pit n i for furt hi r tic itn ent on a slipped disc ind foi i br ice for his h ik wc wlsii him n spcudj neoverj mrs i d melon ilc wifi iu jj a foil win n i married ou husband lint s li uc hut i iocd ou so much it the time tint i didn t notice t best of eoot wishes hwe a wisk fov you good dimi in abundance in this most fustive holiday ijon norval body shop john 5chwingshandl 374 guolph strool 877 3241 to one and all georgetown welder 26 oolph st 877l9st our fro doers jtteimiest cmjistmas wishes to everyone youriong distance movers deboer movers storage 43 gu6lph street georgetown for fro eilimilot call b77410a n from the members of the brampton real estate board ascot real estate limited realtor k r 1rexdals 677 5s0 r j barker realtor 37 quoan si w 212a quick st w brampton 4514320 4596161 best realty insurance limited realtor 310 mjin street milton 8786292 brethour realty services ltd realtor 14c nelurn slroftt west brampton 4s9 2701 p j carney real estate broker ltd realtor 183 guolph st georgetown 877 3924 e l coates fcealyok r- brampton 45 14781 pat drago real estate ltd f realtor til queon st e brampton 4591 5so john fobert realtor tlo qun street i jit brampton ontario h fobert real estate itd realtor 164 gulph street georgetown 8775213 gibson willoughby limited realtor 152 queen street ent brampton 4511980 h a halbert realtor 36 queen st e brampton 4596620 halton peel trust and savings co realtors 22 main street narih brampton 4513341 86 charlei st georaelown8779500 hare real estate limited realtor 134 queen street eait brampton 4512390 james hewson and company realtor r r4 br emptorl 4511294 gordon a hutchison limited realtor 29 queen street eatl brampton 4513520 a e lepage ltd realtor via lakehor road eatl ort credit 3785273 streetsville 826 1865 cheltenham- 8382531 marshner real estate limited realtdr 12 goarfle si n brampton 4512554 and 116 mountainviow rd s georgetown 8775229 4512554 6775872 robert martin realtor 4 trucman street brampton 4514514 e a mitchell c limited realtor 24 quoon street east brampton 4516232 pma realty realtor 333 wilton avenue downsviow ontario 6363827 archie ragan realtor 29 nanwood drive brampton v 4517116 john smith realtor 244b queen street tail brampton 4511874 paul starr co limited realtor 2428 queen strool eait brampton 4511510 wm f 5unnucks realtor 181 gulph street goorgetown 8776691 when buying or selling call a member of the brampton real estate board o