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, : LAKE SHOES NEWS i Um WOmrtt* mn4 N*ik Short Ntwmwmptr" r»USL|SHID IVHY FAIDAY AT WILM1TTC, ILL. Oftkeo, Room 2, trown â- ulldlnf, \ ||li Wilmette Avenue. I Slv|ffl'QF1S IW^Vi «â-  = G. F. Thomson............... .Editor HPT.'OM , ^.SO A YEAR Entered m s«eond-el| II, WW. at the ponton mutter March iTlnoia,"underthese!ofittuvM a. ia?a; tie, Address all Lak* Bhore Maws, communication* to The i, Willi ict tf. Anonymoua eommunioatlona will not be noticed, tte- Jeeted manuscripts will not ba returned All mitt- week'e later fthan Wadneeday noon. m unleea accompanied by postage. All ter for publication In the current a laaue ahould reach. our office not FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 191 fi. tars PRSSK A»R ©W TWft "L.* If the management of the Chicago rated railroads concurs with the suggestion of the commissioner of public health and makes one car on each train a fresh-air car, one good purpose will have been accomplished: there will always be one coaoh whoro- ittandlng room, possibly a seat, may be found. The public would be glad to feel la sufficiently apropos to the sonw what embarrassing situation in our motion picture bualnes* to warrant quoting: "It was apparently something, of * trial to Kitty Kelly, too recording angel of the raotion pictures, to see two Keystone comedlos the other day. «be horoted too twoi* of censorship for allowing such outrages atrocities was too strong a wordâ€"to treapaaa u ift>n heFWeidlirirlllogT- "Hera was a difficult position, llfing a lady, her natural Impulse was; of course, to remain oblivious to the robuatloua anties of Measrs. Arbuckle and Sterling. Being a critic, it waa her duty to enlighten the public con- cerning them. "Varloua crimes are charged against the two gentlemen on ber police blot- ter. They make, it aeemr,-* tremen- dous jokes about infidelity, and they are guilty of such social laches an falling Into rain barrels, throwing pie and paste. . •> "Doubtless it is confession of a de- plorable masculinity, but somehow â€"â€" Wilmette Church** Christian tolanee, First Church of Christ, Scientist, Wiimette. 8unde_x>af\>l, 9:46 a. m Sunda)' !«• Teatl iday neither the recital nor the pictorial representation of these offenses moves us to indignation or alarm. We try to tell ourselves that man Is the that the heat that may be saved by mogt BUgReBtlbIe ot anlnia,g mdprOM mnbig one car without pretensions 110 w|| „ ^ gparl|g fly upwapdi to warmth may be added to the Insuffi- cient supply furnished the rest of the train. To have neither fresh air nor warm air is a bit of a trial even to the hardy. â-  LTP THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. The members of the Illinois Equal Suffrage association in annual sea- ion last week In Peoria proved them- telves to be women 'of foresight, in- it and political understanding, ley have refrained again from fall- ig Into the traps laid for unwary ! nature of suggestions that «y affiliate themselves with any align- lent of party or political forces. They fuse to be classed en masse either ret" or "dry," just-a* they have main- led --Independence of political party IPOs initio past. "justly women have earned ie reputation of being unable or un- rilling to,concentrate their energies td powers to any set cause, the romen in the equal suffrage associa- tions are in a fair way to disprove It. They stand together for votes for Women, mid they will not »»cr»o from tin ir path strulght down tho mtdillo of the political road until they get It Then will be time enough for indi- vidual preferences. In this fight far nuai tutt*..** ights, tlic women ure *lul|il, one-half sue human race deprived »r certain fights which the other half enjoys, and for no good reason Securing those rlj'.lits is ii good, man sized Job. and the liiH'iniiniii;' forces in the mu.icU tlon realize that la< t ilicio i» no room for diversion ..« luteie.i i>> Splitting ilie-ir forces, 'i n«r,\ \<i>>n not -to bribe their way wltt. men who < old the gift which tli«-v tie d« iiitwiJlng i Neither do they wloh i*> threaten .Their ;i!.iftn<<.> i.~ entirely icusonttbic and they ar<- *i»i' In nteerln* tbe Straight cufbe to their goal Nevertheless, something within .us rebels against the elimination by lady censors and lady critics of all the crude gusto of abounding animal na- ture. Are we all to shudder at the name of Rabelais and take- to smell- ing salts? Are we to be n wholly ladylike nation?" A "1015 MODEL" CHURCH. That day has passed when men are willing to suffer martyrdom In the name of the church. Rather more at- tractive Inducement is necessary to bring the outsider within the fold. The varying methods by which churches conduct their work of In- creasing their membership is suffi- cient proof of the passing of the older system of evangelisation. - Today the church that la doing more than merely holding its own is succeeding because of the injection of a new element into its plan of ac- tion. It is not asking service from the community In which it stands; it is offering It. It Is not preaching the teachings of Jesus as much as It is i land avenue, Friday afternoon. Novem- practlclng For I wart an hungered, ber .*> Program In charge of Mrs. and ye ga\„ me meat; I wa» thirsty. Florence Dsviason . „ . , . . Prayer meeting Wednesday evening, and yt gav<, »ne drink; I was a .. *. ... ". ._ * ., ~1 I November Id, at the home of Mr. and stranger, end >e took me In naked, j Mr„ M p Vore 526 R|gntj, 8treet. and .». < iothe.1 me: I waa at. k, and |Subject. "The Vine and the Branches.' ye visited me; 1 w«s in prison and «I°bu la. 1-8. The prayer meetings of 1110 Reodlo y|flh, 9 a. m. to 9 p. m.. ex- cept Wednesday; Wednesday until tr«Trrin- 1168 Wilmette avenue 7 1 ) . . â€"AdV."â€""f*; â€" "â- ' Conirsgatlonal Church. Wilmette- avenue, and Eleventh street. Roy Edwin Bowers, minister, 1924 Eleventh street. Sunday, NOV. 7, lflSL .9:46 a. m.â€"Sunday school. 10 a. m.â€" Men's Bible claas In the auditorium. 11 a. in.â€"Morning service, the Lord's Supper. According to our cus- tom this communion, which Is the nearest to All Saints day, win be a memorial service for the members who have boon called home during the past year. 5 p. m.â€" A Harvest Cantata will be rendered by the quartet, with addl tlonai musical numbers, making a pro- gram of musical Interest. 6:16 p. m.â€"Y. P. 8. C. K. Tuesday, November 9, 10 a. m.â€" Women's Bible class. Wednesday, November 10â€"Midweek meeting. Topic for the evening. "The Personal Response to the World," Miss • Bertha Wbeelock will be in charge of the program. Presbyterian Church. , Ninth streeteand Greenleaf avenue. ciimmmimini! service and reception of members it 11 1. m. The pastor. Dr. Wilson, will speak on "Christ Loved the Church and Gave Himself for It." and at 7:46 on "The Dying Thiefâ€"a Deatbed Repentance."' The Woman's society gives Its an- nual Home Mission praise service Tuesday at 2 p. m. Miss C. M. Smith, a southern mountaineer, will give the address. The society meets at 10 a. m. to sew, with lunch at 12 noon. Wilmette Baptist Church. . Rev. B. Frank Tuber, pastor. Resi- dence, 910 Forest avenue. Sunday services held in the Woman's club building, corner of Greenleaf avenue and Tenth street. 9:46 a. m.â€"Bible school. Classes for all ages. Adult Bible class In charge of the pastor. 11:00 a. m.â€"Public worship. Ser- mon by the pastor. Subject: "The Curse of Maroi." The Lord's Supper will follow. 6:16 p, m.â€"B. Y. P. U. meeting. Leader, Miss Minnie Mae Schmidt. All young people invited. 7:30 p. m.-â€"Evening worship. Sub- ject, of the sermon: "They All Do It." The meeting of the Woman's Home and Foreign Mission society will be held with Mrs. H. L. Beach. 1227 Ash- After one of the most successful years, the Glen flew dub Saturday closed Its season with the annual meet Ing and electron of officers for the on- suing year. In the afternoon a class handicap event was arranged as a post- season contest. Harrison B. Riley was elected presl- cotton to the NaUotUf OSOgTfphlC 10 dent to succeed Louis A. Ferguson, while Fred W. Upham is the newly elected vice-president, succeeding R. T. Lamont. Geora^rf. H*m&b€enrm»- ceeda himself as secretary, while Oliver T. Wilson holds the office as treasurer, succeeding W. 11. Hill. The directors for three years are O. H. 8. Lee. K. C. Carter, and I* A- Ferguson. P. B. Boss was elected as director for one year. In the golf tournament ('. A. Cook was the winner, taking the honors In class "A" With a card Of 89â€"12â€"77. In class "B," J. P. Balmer, with 91â€" 14â€"77, took first place, and EL C. Car* ter, who had 100â€"24â€"76, won In class EVAN8TON. Finals in the different classes were decided at the Evanston Golf club on Saturday. In class A, W. u. Hess took first honors for the season by beating George Packard, I and. 1. •Class B laurels want to G. M. Weeks, who tri •as LONDON, first among too war capitals, and foremost among the battle theatora on English groundâ€"by reason of its having become the storm center for operations of the mighty Zeppelins.â€"It sketched with all the Intimate d«tal)a of long friendship by Florence Craig Albrecht In a communl ciety. Sneaking of the many sided- nets, ths great size and the ancient dignity of toftdoa, Mrs. AlbroCht says; Many Londons in One. "There are so many Londons in ope London, where begin with them? The London of Roman and Saxon, of Nor- man and Plantagenet; the London of Chaucer and Shakespeare, of Lamb and Dickens and Thackeray; the Lon- don of clubs and hotels; the London of factories and sweatshops; the Lon- don that administers the affairs or em- pire, and the London that dances and plays cricket. There Is the summer London of the tourist; there Is social London revelling in May; there is the November London of smoke and fog* busy and Inhospitable; there Is today a darkened London, somewhat appre- hensive, but grimly determined, a London different from any we have known. "Putting aside all unproven tradi- tions, Its history begins with the com umphed over John Orchard, 1 up. J. I Ing of the Roman legions. Rome, I- KITTY KELLY AND THE «_Um»<.» I A preat mon> |>eo,>le object ll»»..i OUghl) to coined) of inr »lt»i atlcl, lutli cttttpllu tlie Iteystouv ,.i . there thin ,'lcu ..... or i.i.t.. • l| 1 etc La -Variety They ut,n.., and detest the <ouii. : brand. To about »m kind of Dim >4 ,. )<./ jftthe brignt «t»ot 11 « fiMrama, tr&B. J> .. ^•iiure which dell. .1 i .i L^nan 10 hu liu,.,.,. i'llle In inovicU,.J K Our own n.ovlii, 'has had in a tti. ill SOlknVR the .on I. â- B dem^raiuins a , struct I vr> of hu<- 1 ic-a.l .naturally lock horm, specfahle, iniclieoti. people wlio^hin^k thr I Friday's Chicago Tri.mn,- v. the editorial mat with Kin K. uy who also earns her dai... i>ro..d ..n.l gutter by serving the *y. <â- > N- '»« IHaUfie, forsooth, she obj* .-ti* to the ICeystone comedy among tlu pictures â- rhlch she must view to criticise. It ye came unto uia" are now more, the exi>ected attitude of the church man of th« individual to nis tellow-man. 1,on Angelen h»s a new ulue-atoo . i.urch plant >vlth t-rovision fur relle luun hi.! social gatherings, luure than Hire- hundred hotel rooms for oieto. ' cafet. i-l«i burl>c>r sl,.»|i. naotloh pic- I tureh. rcf garden. t«nuiktng ...on,. uur»e. j hospital, ai.a bowling «lle> I The i>aj.or of the new Trinity .hlnk» i thttt he h'-.tiht n i.liuri.. which Uleeta I the . ci|..litliic.l.. of a 1915 i tudei ' it i.ul leligloua ,.!*.» - lilch wlU l<«. j a.. Iui..,euee lun.ien. L tiff. r ait eveii Ua> ('In ionium, with the I' prettelit liule " tffvei'} ..hUi. 1 1.1... mn tin*; >uut,g >eoi ahlj) I <i<- Sun. i>v s li.^llstl "fepu^i " fji thr i-ltunh, bit c»n.i body kix.we |.,)W Ul|tt- t« ^>0|)., ,Ion ot the Siin.ln.v .k1io.,1 ein\.H.iienl (dlla by the «n.if-lil's t.ofoiv- rtfTlltiitliiK tlth .ht- lllU.ch l>l'«>l».l Sll.,«IHv BltlUi I Att.Illl ;iih'i- In lltteiy t.. end at .he exu t point wlu-t.- ,ifir<-ntcil ailth.rU/ Id sliiitteued l|. the minor affairs of lh* child a lite AtiK^lcn aliio.inJ cliux.ii I.Ho . (»I1M It,. M.lliOv lhui.1, ill November In charge of Group A. Thursday. November 11. the annual Harvest Home dinner served by the Woman'a society in the Woman's clnb building cjood progran. Wiimette IMleeU.i ... *\ .. .t Kallruad avcn«i« lik iday night services in , .. -v. HVed R. Beunett. aupermtehde ,i Rev. Mr Pressel will preach on Sun i,.y evening A (ottage |iiu)v, ...vou..» * «n 1.. 11 .\i.>i.Juy eve.jlna, hi the hoi..e oi Mr [iriil Mr.- MacfX.na.J 1111 Run ood u«e..u- ueieafter lhe«« intutliiSB will be tiild ./'I'Kiy in â-  next one beln^ at W. Barnbart earned a 3 to 2 decision over W. R. Roberts for/first prize in class C. In the eighteen hole medal play han- dicap for two men teams, no team to comprise two players of the same class, Walter Pattersqn and O. L. Barrltt had low net with 187. R. H. Alshton. paired with II. K. Bryan, and W. J. Phalen, with C. B. Munson as his part- ner, tied for Bccond with 147. B. L. Walcott and W. D. Hess were next In order with 150. Low gross went to T. N. Johnson and S. a. Strickland, with 77. ' ____ WESTMORELAND. Aided by an allowance of ir>. n. C Hardenbrook won the ball' sweep- stakes event on Saturday. HO bad a gross of 01, which, minus his handi- cap, gave him a net of 76. C. D. King finished second with 92â€"14â€"78-. 8KOKIE. The lights were lowered Saturday at the Skokie country club when the members competed in the Anal event of the year, which was an eighteen hole handicap event, for a prize do- nated by Walter A. Fovargue, the club professional." W. A. Levering won the event with a card of 86â€"18â€"67. The class A choice score for the season was won by F. K. Compton, who had) 57. In class B, I. McCurriy, with 59, was the winner, while C. H. Meyer and I. J. Sliuart tied in class C with 65. Railroad Losses Um ft. lUi.it; .ileO<-> its ,1 ll. i...»t v III. III. hoi; (i of I'ui u a\ fti.uc \ old In I iM. mid Mis (Vum ;1 4 An estimate that the railroads are underpaid to the extent of $11,900,000 for carrying the United States mail was contained In it report made public by the special committee of the New York Merchants' Association, whi'-h conducted an investigation of U...I subject. The committee figured that the railroads should receive In addi- tion to payments no* made $4,000,000 a yMtr for tho i..te of their compart- ment ion ll cars. $2,20i>,Ooo a year for side aervitd, which consists of trans- furring mail to other railroads and betweeu certftlt, stations and post offices a»d about $5,700,00o a ye«r on weight allowance» because A *«e par- cel post system put into effecl since the last official esta of weight* car- ried by .lie rail. >ads. Ti.e investls*' tors r,..rtA<w<><i «>«/ ...ent i tt weigh, wi.a provlslc. for uinuu. instead •>! quadiennlal weigh- ing au.i iiaynie. t i.»r compurtmont car npa.;e u..on the ti^sle now In effect for full p.mtal car* ;>ri(i that railroads be pain for tnelr . aiister service or re llevt.i •>( the i ...liivmct tu give bide m<tvIo., seven centuries old, was In her pagan prime, but Paris, then Lutetia, was an Island hamlet In the Seine; Vienna was a small Roman, camp; Berlin did, not come Into existence for many a century thereafter; Madrid first ap- peared 1,000 years later; Brussels wss founded In the 8th century, Amsterdam about the 18th of our era. These count pot at all in London's age. Few Sleep There. ' "The city of London, the commercial heart or the metropolis on the Bide of the British hamlet and Roman town, measures about a mile square. In the daytime Its Inhabitants number more than. 800.000; at night not a twelfth that number sleep thereâ€"land Is too valuable for residence. During one day a million and a half of people pass through its gates. Beyond it and screes the river spreads another Lon- don, of 5,000,000 people, over 130, square miles, and beyond that 'greater London,' the district covered by the Metropolitan and city police, with 700 square miles and more than 7,000,000 inhabitants. "Her streets, straightened and laid end to end, would reach from New York to San Francisco. Of her 680,000 buildings, 500 are hotels and inns. One hundred thousand Americans pass through them in peaceful summers and 15,000 resided there before the war. The east end, beyond the 'city' and the tower, is a manufacturing district, tenanted largely by Jewish tailors. There are other industries, but the race predominates. The west end is the home of fashion and of power. Be- tween these ends lies real London. with all its wealth of long and tre- mendous history, of literary and legal repute, of commercial prestige, of ar- chitectural fame. No Beginning or Enu. the distri<4 across tho watt, con v«rns tiic American visitor only in a few definite interests; all of London for him lies in n mile-wide hand along the Thames, from the tower to West- minster; but so rich is it that when he would summarize his impressions, he finds neither beginning nor end. "The whole of Christian history •i>euks io one lu the hum of the mon- ster ctty, the writer says, and In its thousands of possessions hallowed by memories From the tower, in turn palace. priaOn, arsenal, to the world fuiuoua Abbey, made sacred to civil! zation by the illustrious dead gathered within it* walls. Mrs. Albrecht finds the ecnoea of tht past nowhere more rici. or !;-. re impressive than in the Imp rial city of earth's greatest em- pire Ot thL â- â- < no from the past, to • be i...Aru In LdndvU. Mrs Albrecht * i; ui II u Hi Ma I i Strtf «. i 1.' c.'iiimunloti) I, iJ ii m - Evei.6 (in.- ot the ore All aie nm fe heat dm.. J \ elewille i ...III,, i am.l i â-  un . . 1 a a >i uii|>i lie I ,* «|,a, a nl.lll I .!.!!<!. i. »l.i.lc-<. »< i vU:i . in.- lluu I l..ill I. ..re . ♦ «, ai>, cibll.v ,nb. lu J f»r wui u .11 IblC . JC-M Ut r.l lu».l..ri. lav, tl el, 1.1. 1. nelr t tl. .e I- lute ei ill not „.-l, eld \i.„elc- ll ,fi..rd I unit; â- lit to ..l.ic 111 I ... C\ < I lll,(*lll t I )»«-, ll 111 llllUU 1.8 . b« Mi. J I. . . leator un all .,«« things pr,,vt- that .he nal soul .an ic tt<.:coi.i|'lt»i\ed tl.i.n ftli Mrvl.'e I., the Intellectual as w. 11 th f it ii ,jiat Ci.u ... • d W.lniMiL- u\ jm. iil.iU-r 1024 I i*Ke av... . |,ho,, b ii.it *.Mi i n. ..n., ....... . ^ i \i lloibe ii nit,,! (la aea ft), all 10 4T. i. in aen.ioil auk |e£ ii.wt.ii1 ci \'i .or> " .iJusk^ h, ICdltl. ( /!..(<â-  .nil .;li.,ru» i:I.J|l ."i.i>* ,/ i.i yi-r..»on subject, iuMai.1 i.i F'l.ifllty " .vlusli: by Killth t..tt,(. and i I..,, ua clu.lr. *> 1 i> in k'om.g people's nit: lie Mali J du.lda tedder All ; |>eoi»le welt-oni.- 8eat> fr»-i- t...... ....i,, i„ a, m»od oi..»s ttirangtei . wel. Jnu | TlMfc"C0PY | i i.i, iy years ugo we used to work a i.a^er wl ; ro the editor kept a spindia on wh.cli he used to hang thlnKt i" be us<-d as/fillers. This was culled time copy, /much of this time copy was. devoted' to articles abusing the TuYIck. anTi ^rartlculaiiy their sul- tan It was-fiopular stuff, and never got me editor in trouble. Gradually, hovvevei It has undermined the sultan's popuL i-ity, and the man who waa on<•.;â- > the hero of many a tale of the Arabian ni«hts Is now fairly well disc-edited In the civilized world. in the newspaper offices now, good ml., hi-, fllliim the same useful'tend ntstlii^nlabed place which once was the sultan's ..mi!-Emporia Gazette. ««r\y|08T Important of the w*r* 1YI along which Invasion la now being pushed is tmtt followed by the Orients! rtlhrfij^ connecting Bad. grade with Constantinople, the famous Balkan route which tho central powers are endeavoring to seise and maintain." begin*) a. primer on war geography issued today by the Na- tional Geographic society. "This way foUows tho Morava -valley to Nlsh where It branches through an irregu- lar lowland through the hills to Sofia, the Bulgarian capital, and thence takes Its course along the valley ot the Marltia, through central Bulgaria, to Mustafa Pass, and Adrianople, whence, running south and east, it crosses the Maritka and follows a well-protected course through the cen- ter Of European Turkey to Constanti- nople. ,;'-; .rfg â- 'â-  "This only link in this famous over- land 'route of Europe's to the Orient which Is not under tho control of the Allies of the central powers is that within Servia. This link represents a stretch of about 175 miles, being about 125 miles from Belgrade to Nlsh and about forty miles from Nlsh to the Bulgarian frontier. Nearly the whole course of the Bub garia-Conetantlnopla rout* Is BRS alleled by chains of hills and moun- tains, capable of moat stubborn de- fense, and for tho most part the ex- posed Hinterland to the west and soUth forms a' rugged difficult region of complex mountain pattern. "The way of this route of so great present Importance in the war is dif- ficult of attack from its entrance into Bulgaria until at that part of its course where it crosses the Maritxa. The Rhodope mountains which forth the Bulgarian boundary toward Greece, above Salonkl, are outposts between fifty to seventy-five miles to the south of the way through Maritsa. These mountains; also, but little back from the Bulgarian JBgean seacoats, guard this part of the exposed fron- tier. From Enos, where the Allies have a military base to the Orient line at Demotikl Turkey In Europe, is about fifty miles. The land In be- tween, however, Is marshy with nothing of the dignity of a road, cuts the little Turkish port from the In- terior. Nevertheless, this forms prob- ably the most vulnerable section of the way. Elsewhere, IP Servia, in Bulgaria, and throughout Its lower course In Turkey, the Important path- way of the Orient railroad is shel- tered by formidable natural defenses. |speakin€ukaiady| lias it. HI. i, .mat lv. v .1 i <-<1 I ( it jo i of tl i. [allh tried muat ilnan A Itnaui, ..llclldoJ official i......i ..lei.htf ol .lie \Vlln..tte Mt,nod.it .hui.h nan i<-l<i on Monday night at (he paisonhie Mr Geo I_ Errich I wa* «-lected nee .»U»r> and Mi Fred • crlch A. Trey, treasurer fur the com i 'is y«»r The year closed with a!! ein.>tl.,iial nn.l spiritual ..ualiues • ^HU pain «nd all a,<" expecting th«- In n.an At lft„St. ii *»lll probably .n ioy the «»dvantage «i un abundnnr. of aouls upon Which to experiment, and aome measure of enthusiasm in It* congregation. com tin; ye*r to be ihe nest in Its his tory. The .N..v. iiit.-t inn, lieoi. wilt i,.- given on Thursday. Nov. ll. by ihe Methodist Aid society VlcnBC note change of date. 'It i.. ii,< . >„,), .,( tWaiu.i leglouB i..iun.iu„ a . iualld fititlsh ha..ilet; it is th«i batil«>«ry of Laxan and of Dane; it is the shout of the Norman con- qi.t>ror, tine echoes of the raallete of his builders; it Is the gay songs of the courtietfl riding to thla or that palace on the Thames; it is the chant of many psalms, the nob of martyrs; 1t le the thud of oars In muffled rowlocks, as a barge slips down the river from the judgment hall of Westminster to the Traitor's Gate -it the tower. It is the laughter of masques and revels in inns of court halls and gardens; It is the moan when a king dies by White- hall; it is the frenzy born of plague and fire; it is the babble and yells of roisterers, the drone of nuns; tt is the acclaim of a new prince and a new crown It Is all these and moreâ€"it is the throbbing of a city's neart; It is the voice of many peoples through two thousand years." Kast St. Louis clothing merchants »ie at.louely considering the inaug unuioii of a Jieas-up" campaign, a I upular inovi. ..cnt in numerous east orn citUa ana with very marked sue cess The ain. of the campaign ts to intetcat Kast t.i Louis men in wear- ing good cloti.ea and generally 4pruc Ing up for a crtuin week. "DresaUp^Weck I Chicken a Haiard I â-  __J Seei.ig the Pacific. .......a of Balboa bears a pecutw <«. ...tlon to Panama. He ua« not the dis- coverer oi the country nor Its first settler, nor was he the organizer or ad- ministrator of the government In this part of Spanish territory, bot he was the first white man to behold that broad sweep of ocean which we now call the Pacific, and he saw it from I'anama territory. A cook in the employ of a bridge \ -.-uipany operating in Iowa dislocated his leg wbile attempting to catch a chicken he intended preparing for the dinner ,.f the workmen. The Question to be determined by the industrial commission of the state Is whether the man sustained his injuries "in line of duty," as provided in the compensa- tion act. # A philanthropic New York woman was entertaining, in the spacious grounds of her suburban residence, a large number of Bast Side children. On her rounds ot hospitality she was impressed with one strikingly beauti- ful little girl. She could not have been more than nine years old, but her coal- black eyes flashed'with Intelligence. The hostess Introduced herself and be- gan a conversation. "Does what -y°u »ee here today please you?" she asked. The child eyed her Mat to alienee. "Talk away," said the lady. "Don't be afraid " "Tell me," then said the child "how many children have you got?" Astonished at the question, the lady hesitated for a moment, and then en- tered into the fun of the situation. "Ten," ghe replied. "Dear me," answered the child, "that is a very large family. I hope you are careful and look after them. Do you keep them all clean?" "Well, I do my beat." "And Is your husband at wo*k?" "My husband does not do any kind ,,l work He never, has." That t. very dreadful,*' replied the little girl earnestly, "but I hope you keep out of debt" The game had gone too far for Lady Bountiful's enjoyment of it. "You are a very rude and imperti- nent child," she burst out, "to speak like that, and to me." The child became apologetic. "I'm sure I didn't mean to be, ma'am," she explained. 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