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July ·23, 1926 · · · · I · · · ? · urnace · Got a Fire tn Your F - A · · · ·· · · · · · · · · · · · · · · FIRE in the furnace in the dog davs is no more inconsistent than a furnace without coa.l when sudden chilly weather comes . Coal pnces are at a low level now! Remember the story of the man who couldn't fix his leaky roof when it was raining- and wouldn't fix it when it was fair because it didn't leak then. And ord~r your coal at hot weather prices -right now! · · · · · · · · · · · · · · Talta o~ Hollmann .: · · · · · · I !)·Cat Show" Nets Over Ten D'ollars for T1'ibune Fund Can't Make a Fish Out of Mike Mis, ch HOFFMANN · · · · B R 0 S. 1208 Central Ave· · · Wil. 131 · · · Outselling Every Burner · Thruout the United States If ·anyone heard the yowls of imprisoned cats and the cries of. children Mike Misch is as good-hearted a trying to ~eep then1 in boxes .in the . chap as you would find in many a Yicinity of 1045 Forest avenue , recent- weary mile, and you may lay to that, IY. he would not haYe been so much hut he does get peevish when somedisturhed if he had known tl1e canse of one . \Haps a ·.beer . bottle around ~1i s . . crantal extrenuty. Even then he's \\' tilthe excttement. The cansc was 111 ~ I ing to forgive and forget, under cerdeed a ' worthy one, for by means ot tain circumstances, but when the I this "Cat Show" PhYllis Carleton and aggressor in such a case has ·Mike Agnes ] ones h~rted ~a cycle' of money . arrested after~:ards }1c ~rosses said making- enteq)rizcs which netted thetil . ag.gressor ?ff hts callmg ltst, and then mon: than $10:· for the Chicago Tribune th1ngs begm to happen . Ice fund. · All this preamble will serve to exThe children collected fifteen cats plain why Mr. and Mrs. Matt Barnick from ·their neighbors, and piled fifteen of Sager street were fined by Police boxes, each covered ,.,·ith chicken wire Magistrate D. M. Mickey on a charge in the· Jones' yard . . They put the of selling liquor last Tuesday. cats, not without difficultv. in the It seems that Mike Misch lives in cages ;-..'1d had a cat sho~: for which a shed at the rear of the Barnick's they charged ten cents admission. happy home. Believing in the ChamPrizes were awarded to the cats who bcr of Commerce slogan "Patronize we·re judged to be the finest. and the Local Merchants" he has made it a ribbon . winners received a can of sal- point to get his liquor supply from the mon for .first prize. one-half pound of Barnicks, genial souls, who conduct a liver, second prize. and one-half flouri shing bu :-; incs s in various and · pound of salmon. third prize. sundry forbidden spi rits of great poThe money recei,·ed from this tency . unique venture was . im·es ted in a lem Ho·wever, Mrs. Barnick felt that onade stand. and the proceed s gained even as a good customer as Mike had by selling the drink "·ent toward pro- exceeded his privileges when she vi ding a candy stand. A total of caught him sucking wine from a barrel '$10.50 ·was earned in this waY. The in the Barnick basement last Mondav other girls ·w ho helped to get the so she wrapped the aforementioned money were Helen Jone s. ~[ar.r Lauer, beer bottle around Mike's head. :M ike Ruth Solomon. Jane Solomon. Lucia took it as a hint that he had commitHollister, Janet Yost, and Lois Fosse. ted a social blunder and left to consult Those, and th·e re a~e manv of them. a book of etiquette-and, incidentalh· .. ~ a doctor. w h o do not a dmire cats mav feel more Returning in the evening \\'ith the kindly toward the animals· when they realize that the charms of these fif- last word in social usage and twent\·teen . \Vilmet~e pussies were the nuc - thre e still:hcs in his head he prepared leus for a sum of money donated to to le.t bygones be bygones, but the the ice fund. I Barntck:~ rudely ca11cd a cop and 1[ ike wa:-; hauled to the dungeon keep. So next morning ~{ike signed a con~plait:t cha rgin~ the Barnicks \\'ith I scll111g ltquor and tn the raid that foi l lo\\'l.'d the police got a wholr car load ~~f liqu or .. sti ll ~ and other apparatus. I 1 he Barn1ck . '"ere fined and put un (ll'r a .~ 1,000 honrl. not to se ll or give 1 a\\'ay liquor on th ctr premises and no\\· ~f ike is sad because he had lo st hi s he~t bootlegger. Still, he says, he ha :; pro\'ed that they can't make a fi~h out of l1im . :These Hot Days Over 300 oi the finest hon1es on the North Shore are now oilotnatically heated-sotne for as long- as four winters. Will YOU let Oil-0- Matic take full char!!e of YOUR heating plant next fall? T~e ideal tit?~ . to change over is right now. Avot~ the posstbtltty of delay and disappointn1ent later 111 the year. Only a sn1all paytnent 110\Y. Balance in one year, if you \vis h. call for cooling foods. You wili find a wide assortment on our menu. an appetizing CLUB BREAKFAST 7 A. ~1. to 11 A. 1L PLATE LUNCHEONS at noontinH!, · in clud e soup, meat, ' potatoes, vegetables and coffee 4Sc and SOc TABLE d'HOTE Dii\NE.RS 7Sc \'\ 'ith -choiCl' of dainty dishes. ot~erwise neat appearing man Haven't you often mticed an w1th traces of dandruff on his coat? Doesn't that unsightly dandruff detract from his appear· ance? . 5 P. M:,. to 8:30 P. M. For n meal that satisfies. or our specials. Try one · NYAL HIKSUtONE applied regularly aids in the re· ~oval of dandruff and in prevent· mg the hair from falling out. ~~ makes the hair lie evenly. but 1s non-~reasy . In &ttles at Fifty Cent& and One ' Have us inspect your heating plant toclav and submit our p~oposal for your consideration. · SIDLEY HOME UTILITIES 517 Dempster ~·treet University 9335 The Wilmette Cafe Meals that satisfy Dollar Ridge Ave. Pharmacy C. C. Renneckat Oppoaite St. Joaeph' 1 Church Phone Wit. 316