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June 29, 1928 WILMETTE LlFE .. July 4thl928. A Soliloquy! · The TEN YEAR older: For these, it means a day of noise, more noise and thrills! Possibly a day spent picnicking, putting worms on hooks, tearing the seat outta pants, too much food, tired muscles and a slight touch of indigestion from trying to 'prove that 38 cubic inches of food will fit a 24-inch tummy! The TWENTY YEAR older: The same general idea as the youngster generally is put in play except the "action' ' is a great deal more dignified and is conducted in a sophisticated and hard shirt manner. The HOSTESS: Mr. Atlas was supposed to hold up the world on his shoulders but this is nothing compared to the responsibility a sincere hostess has to contend with! All petty and MAJOk details are hers , including all foodstuffs. camp chairs. table cloths. cutlery. umbrellas. and extra socks and diapers. She has a swell time all right but it COSTS her plenty- in energy. The HOST: Some tote things while the average only ORDERS things toted. If he's been properly home broke. the hostess has a fairly good time but if he's got the idea he's still a colt. she's outta luck! ALL OF US: And WE "among those present" are the ones who really have the fun. No responsibility except the job of working up a yard-wide appetite and looking our prettiest! Yessir! · July 4th is a GREAT DAY!! Just as it was ONE HUNDRED and FIFTY -TWO YEARS AGO! 1776!! Only it was far, far , far f rpm being a picnic in THEM, days! Gene And They ALWAYS Pick the Best ! M.oths seem to have a most irritating method of selecting a place to lay their eggs! You can hang up an OLD suit or dress in the spring with perfect assurance that it will ' never be bothered. but gosh what a mess Mrs. Moth makes of your GOOD clothes. Our .....· . Moth Killer Kills the EGGS. which is the RIGHT way to KEEP your clothes whole. Bath. Caps! The men are wearing 'em this year! Gosh girls, we gotta do SOMETHING! You've swiped our haircuts. pants. collars, neckties, cigarettes. votes and razors and we just GOTT A get back somehow. We sure got a bee-UTE-tiful assortment too- of bath caps. that is. Camera Films So much has been said about the joys of taking pictures that' we haven't a word to say about them except that after you take a picture on them we'll refinish them for you-perfectly. We sell 'em, too . . Dichlorocide recommended by the U. S. govern ment. Moths won't stay where it is . 6sc a pound Good Gosh! Razors ! We have tried evuy possible way to think up a real good. sound . hardboiled REASON WHY vou should buy a new razor but up to yet the best we could dope our was a plan to give you a Gold Plated one ·w ith one blade. with a J sc tube of Shaving Cream. Brick Ice·Cream SOc Per Qucu1: Write your own description of these. Gosh knows there's been enuf of 'em sold to you so why should I waste your time telling you how delicious they are when you already know more about · ~m than I do. Answer THAT! Renneckar' s Phones 28-29 Wil~ette, Renneckar' <;>nly One Store-Central and Wilmette Aves. s lllinoia .. MOTORS SERVICE Incorporqted · EVER.VTHING .fOr.· AUTOMOBILE me A CLEAN CAR Because the body of your car is clean, it does not mean that your car is clean. Our vacuum cleaner used on your car will protect and preserve the upholstering. Bring it in and let us give the interior a complete cleaning. Coupe ................... . ..... $1.50 Sedans ..... ·. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2.00 Limo sines ...................... 2.50 NEVER. CLOSED ' t oyd ho 1ster an c. ; The Largest Motor Repair Shop . ALSO Cars washed and waxed $6.00 to $10.00 . ID Wilmette NEVER . CLOSED MAIN STREET Witmette ,~1 ~hone WilmeuebOOoi 1232--36 Central Ave. WILMETTE . 110 J.C.Slown '