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Pacific coast sta tes-XVas hin gton, Oregon, California, Nevada, Idaho,. December 18 to 20. Ask about our sped Yeek-End Brick. , 1: Approximate closiing .4ates for first DecemberiS 5:to 17. Western: states - M1vontana, , Wy- class mail to foreign ,counitries,.are as follows: oming, Utah, December 16 to 19. South ;'Western ,states Arizona, Austria, De c. 14" Belgium, Dec. 14; New Mexico, Oklahonma. Texas, e Berm uda,- Dec. 20, Canal Zone, Dec. cember 16 to 19. 16; Cuba, Dec. 191; Denimark, Dec. Near Western state.s-\7o.rth Da- 14-, England, .'Dec. 14; France, Dec. kota, South Dakota, Nebraskà, Kan-j 14.: Geitmany, Dec.. 14; Ireland, Dec. sas. Colorado..l)ecember 17 to 20. ý 14:'Italy.,Dec. 14; LithuanaDc14 - w I EXCEL ICE CREAM CO. 1611-13. SIMPSON STi. ENVIABLE RECORD IS SMASHED Legïon's Reputation forRciueI Lost aHeinous Hoax Výictimizes Own Members NoI 46 American Legion, heretofore bearing a top) reputation for rectitude anrd squtare deat1ng, to perpétrate the miost umvarranted, uncalled for and atrocious hoax ever imposed upon this or any other Amnerican Communlity. To add to the hleinousn1.ess of the offens;e, meml)bers of the post itself were the irate victiînis of what cannot b>ut be called à conspiracy. Perhaps guilt do0es flot fiec upoil the souls of the entirc' post, but certanI t o OIL BU RýNE R HEATINGi SERVICE SERVICEI Co* DAY AND 'NIGHTý Teleiboue Win.tko Y. Servie Ail1 Maiers .ILtlas remaineil for Wîlmettée:Post isn' a rank: imposter," thought 3900 reotré ImaCiaa. As the alleged address of Pài'kes" prdceedeil, suspicion béca stronger. His English accent was soff just a trifle. His mustache. and izoatee did not appear to be t.her real thing. Hie had, withal, a "mnadeup appearanice." ~hP2Uiv et li'y Çnt ý ýlca % u n u"vliý, Plunging into a disconnected and rather ra'mbling discourse, he seen ýmed to forget A about. African big ga xlane stories,' and indulged in insulting( diatribes against evervthing Ameni can, itflhm.niri F.crt ,no 1 crui ýisii ". a, snarp ýongue our Iwlin took place at the regular meeting of the post mi Mondas' niglit. For- in at the kill to. daim the credit." tunatelv iioNlý a scant hialf dozen Touching uipon the war ýdebts, he guests wcre present. painted Uncle Sam as Shyvlock, deFor this meeting the entertain- nanding bis last pound of flesh, and ment commiiittee, so it annouinced, seeking to collect monev ta which he had secured one "Dr. Thorndvke iis not entitled. Parkes, noted English world traveler 1And sa *he rambiled on, many of and African big game hunitter," as bhis hearers, esýecialIy among the speaker. Adopting the ballyhoo and ladies, becoming madder and madder advertisitiz tactics of the circus, they as each insuit to America and things touted hini as "curator for the Lon- typically Amienican fell from his lips. don museuni of Natural Historv,"ý Timing bis close to perfection, iust, 576 Lincoln Ave. Winnetka, ill. JWinnefka 3030Adea 749 ESt. NaO, onnonnum