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*s. t MAD RATHER HAVt;A FOOL TO MAKE ME MERRYI[ 'HAN EXPERIENOE TO MAKE ME SAD.-Shakespeare. I sls114év* , bot I. st Ro.i ", BuWr ai Me. ' aWssv bai (raiè b on M4mwae lapte fil.~~ oIs'vamasho effle frasl .i cilic. bautaaab ii noeuinsstei 94 vsitid 'fordevelopm.ns. R. vas Oum"bat pýWccni.dedurna hile dia. mai- heur, s*Mtwo ort direstins. toot annidhvu. billIont et bis pocitet sad oolsi at ibe amnçot f e a coui- suneit for, tWo moutil. Wii.n dncet' beditsen iashai Msaeli Wlbted s ci- aai hi seret ceM r«maIn a secret no louget. mucb pI*va eoanwsd la tiis bouse for the ment eofYoamherP' ba p. qured. "I bellee. ii ill wu vas$M.0" u*hom'W pliait. .'Bo fItvas.Oui ssbill fer ithe year yul vsre sîios3$8pr mentit. W. MJXIX(a " U"itRjIf/fPOU[fi§% G/IIB have bleu lan this lieuse fearteen years or 168 mnoils. At $3 per moutt bat ventd e W ver $M0." -Wel. va have hai thedue, b. avent "Tbarthme point. madsm-.lbat'& tho point 1 vas comme t. We have basa ebetid, robe& ai.windied. laken hi the tirot snd beiti up tor about $M0 la «Ma. Te roi laigong te cosse. Thea invontive'goguîs et mas bas coma te th. e re.agnes the poupInt av- arileso e l ompauls..Rerefttar -v sW baive na<ler or ivo for ths grcraibeicie." laalmn u.an aWa't -tbuS M ';hallte bis oeet sun i faut frms eoeetflia poclataun effair sofmsvint rusambing a bicyci cyelometos'aa returnedlti yulit 4ubis baud. *ler. latin ido the bu«iosao," fi olansd. -Tou havs simplp tV 'drill 4, bolsla the meter anti meew fiisin.aam4 loreaun benotimore*sel- tie&.1W si. et o gs la r$geglA"s, the mat«s'-b"" bo tonest. Itqu «M iwnsF& mmdIf *tu arelé us se nsd tens. et lousadu ef dollars. lit prtallyviii W a profitable inveut- ment." '4 Mm .Boys., loeed t tfhie cAt. ami '<i est vlakeà bti egueand grlnnsd "I vu nov ea a iesandi ii-aIlsid doe am. U tile taiiag aCL - -lvi aave 90 'euf' wrdtsapubat oreava go tebstte -1 siommliti'f UnIe: iii ibat peter If - er , Ivnou"atmms Bevéeat."VIda- f~ ty p ople inaiIatlu hovir w -hW fauloeé teevila S tIaiss.If vm are itrla no seMU&isa&. lais tu=Il ai o uitosfb» and se bacltu e Icene."l' mman g a e v "odol *uertns. Wb"a have a mûl te drive i de't tip te drive h I ii a fui-uAp. The gas adjuster viii hé futdislu about feu -mieptus, anti Ilpouamra trsfd et atg - , blowvu up peueau tale s aît".» IfNe no u vsa, andmi M. bevs.r buned opteai 1boa sd tugai it iho vantai ont o .e't f v-f<oya qmelr te makla fiS attaatoget out-i *id tihéIpacbin.thai maIes the gas. bp"uions.là----i-1"' fa Wblowu ap 'u6ia teu min'te.l'i star anti bave fur hleni hilivaoff ld peurs, mum., but l'O t. so. *apport ort me 014 1 otii d mie'faffermi t." Mis. Bossr qute thie vomn'a tarsand set lber te ber roem. snd a tev minuis Inter lMr. Boweer resp- persi te sIt nd sudb ibis lîauids ami "oodby Io bgilvay relIer>'. The edjauter bas boss adjusieti sud lx vorl- hg te bet tihe boud. We are nov sur. lognt aileg 5 edolsa misute ou tas. Ibo te ct basa svallowiug a dam, log asedi ad oti uicouvulalons?", "Shos prebabiy IrpingIo tedigest rour 1wurs, on *$ring." »Eh? Sb? Wba'a tuai1 Mrs. 11ev- Mr therearale tîmes vlicu you torget vie Id ilesiofethiis farnily. 1kv wyen rame te bW bora w"tb eun uunfortu- nut* disposition 1 csn't eotcei,'e. 1 never malte a morve ln the diretion et acenemy tiat yeu dont 'combalt sud ho- Uttile IL if yen persisi lnu .tr <ourse at il iiertalnly iesd le serloni remultz. Mrp figures are ail rigît. undi as tur that blamati oli i iai"- 1But tleesmt vstoo Uhk e lm anti Sem dovustaîrs, adlh' set own snd mond the tievspupora for a quarter ef en botarwltbout seylug anqibws waird. TIen le recovere ilii god na- tare sud sait: --i viii juest gp dowîî anti la4 sl peep ut tbat adjuster. 'lvi ought boti ta bleus Our stars ibat 1 raumenrs sucb a thng. I1areume the Uns fcompalet vîli senti out mon le boy or eteai tiiem. Tiei profits wiii lie retincet ai leasu liceiras devu cellar ten tua unies, aud vl.en be reiunud lie vue failiy beum' Ing. 'lhinlaworklug away- tle is- "1Weli, i bepe ye n vnt ieisap- plutet," repli lars. Bowser. "DLIsuppoltet? Ilion'cati i ho disap- potmo? 1 par-J3 for a little machine tbtivil Mve uns o t tloussuds la tie ftlure, sud out gaslght yl W aven better thoan betore. You havea stioue .way of expressiug yourseilt." HaIt su bountislMrla. Bowner toet another loek ut tie adjuster, andi ho arne uptairs smiiig more bladfly than butors. -Be vaiketi about, chuc- kltng tle btmuasit. fetw minaies.,sud thon. sometuing lite a doietuu gi-an trou a mielcuit vas hourd dovu cal- ,*%'bt In utercys name le tuot?" alsilais.Bowser. - <Tbi oisWee ansê air n elSI * vasa -t n4 'etd.louga rev &Ia Iis -Bava pqn sgoi a doa cowoi eBart" "Of 050155 Dt." replied M1r. Bownsr. "B'bat weould I be dol ng vti s dos dava -elu&r? is ubte col ir -box Iss4lng wte ifurnuce." 'k*âïs times tiare vers aswhiriand s delgiMse li. s ock tannins dovu anad ai la eru,$auiel te mule "I tola pon nt te tinter vii tst S meter." esnidi las. Beer as the bmae ti tvrd n tsar vludov. "lAi d d't tinter. 1-l"_ "Go !igt dqwn sud see t. If or vofsa-tg* te greAwt6 m*ua auê t 1n teot lb. kit, dia corlscrev ami edi sety wreuch, but it as 9 quartor oet an Ion,' hoora ba reappesami ltu persou. Thou ils ayas ver. bulglog oui andi bis totu cicting togetier. OWaI, lias tbe adjuaer beau atujnmt ai? suet1f,.Bovur ".What vue the nattai?' "lWa are vrectad, no,-miil "Whou 1 adjustedt *iaad$uster mie ottea oý i.itt ul70Câble Moet.i-Je nie U S00,t anttf *Ill labIe 91M 0 msatbisa pé iuàv.g«fte .t f *ot,& . i due e" MOL meT1 lt te ite a poeaion thé MWApprnsch 01 iprins. of scl. ithe day Zhben v - - . hasT lb.blualulrds nia A& = hOe trsou aud ushes ail coma th viithoir -clotites. a"t how eaui 1 o I eaiwbetîmi' ink ri shi* like le write sanie teatnu verse aliittiuiladylai'. AtltoA er i-hyra, au. peete fliSSya -defi yde. with dci O&Y 55 lavelier tItan the MY!su an euh =airan th e irose. vie fut Wbst the une of trylag enMr tek Ire. la short. 1mw tan 1Ite -la hi warth Sregurding anythîn? W» ibs larynx frozea stiff the sarly -alacanet miag. à i'apeet la excumabie. ami everylodi Ut liosimptu give up tryltir abea bis t -e -' Qi.probable. Meame-Iv ly do Yen go about viii Mfr. Doolttle an much. Gunlie? Onsst-i-er-bave le beip lim ont, yen tnov. If h vaen't for me-evw-, h.'d he ii.bggei fuel la the tevu. Afmeé' a yeur abroat Gventolil Van Eggaautihm ba retureti te ber hiome, ln odei te puoperlp celebrate the home coolig->W parents gave a musi- cale, te vbilà tIteptviiet i l lie town. Ilt-vastea b. the.eavant ot the peur, sud GvoDn *40 a t sng Afior dth e t nuanhber, wliici theiifaf r sOngstbama bad rendueti viii spirit sud corrétoo, arit ei frfeud ofththaomlly touatn 18.,W4gmntihom beuenhtee iu embolotipuise lu tha crner ofthme dWilg 'ras. vssptng btte.'ly. "Wbp, lBenr," exclalutod the *id freuit "vint lasthe.'cause et yonr smd- netsa?Bas &Dy oue aidmute elbug"- 1 No, n," repliati Mr. EUsnauim "but te tuainkit I h1ava spent ail my moeapon Gwecidein'a lusical educu. tien, enly te h avef i-nmeut teatue sud 1 do." mwplaM1r. E.gm1niinue, " but tint la e mely perfnnctory-. Evsly 0" luowis be wW neyer bW n pon t ist. Yeun"eau bour t verp wo shaluis visathmimnger Anti th i. tfiandnoddIng uppr ecla. tlvely. leeibian vit bis gre.-Ciacla asti Ttines-Star. Ai this peint n maviti a hnrsh. raupingq vies mase up la theb bcIpart *'Wii ryen sow ns te Iterrupt pou fer a moment?" W utati. "Oatsiay," aicdtii. candidat, vie van prementina bils dais Inin a e- qucut speach. "Dhi't Yen sa' te ithe iclegflon tht cullon ou ua fawweeualssa tint pou vonldt ttumpour biad over fas ary sie inluhie cuutry r M- did,-ir."-- "WI Pou explain vint pou muant viien you Mid tint?" "Tam. mai. i viii mata ut se plain tint. any fte& eaundersiant Il. I ad 1 wenItiun't turtv my baud over for an.p odice. 1 memt h. air," snid fhaorator la a volesetf tuntier. *How cau a eau tomu bia band i err viuout siew- Ina tha carde W bouds? Nov. wlli yen qntatlygo asomeviere aud metryour- But due friands et the cuadidat@ Ébouâderedths ma out vidh.u. mýoro e.i n isesd confusion. -Cheaga Tribune. atsmD"art. Stmt*r-What titi yeutn 1of ml Impersouation oet Bainlet? FPoyer-As gsnuino s place oet leas ,us ever 1 Mv. Strutr-You flaitai-me; peu auray eanot bW lu nast? VoPyss-Nxr more seapentulamad uw. lits. Tii. tact tuai yen vais t-pana te1 Me mione terfb lu peur evaiy word au4 svery mvteb-otaTranslt. -tes, my eo." "NoewlW tiie rgiti zoua bouuded?" "«Bp thetour -"W-ti. eet urdont. mp osn2-yenters tatesaan. Jer iéJioFoistoffice Fsp I'ss6la s aImater, Tals Aboui T w as qe d 'ay ten yoai ago tint s oUtger eanme ualog the IVive laie »oad yla a in u&awagon sand stoppcdet tUnclo Jerry Wite'a ltstîit.The bog vas tn a cae, ami lse louled tle veiiiabout 200 peuilài., untît' Jerry van curions te knav vii? the luriter as heng toteit arwuad t.,-culîltîy. sud tbe stranger, teck Ili u4dlti" îdwhsp.ied-. -Vl &ngt i) lu Jericlie te maka a: pot ef * dwoéy.. Thimi» wbst you cili a guesliiW gbo-.Alil thos. who puy a quarter com bave a gues. et bis weiglit, sud tii. p. îvi'î lbis ihSets $10. l'il get ait1Seo 4m0guemmes in Joniche, sud no oc tient iili coma vima n io paodeudot the truc vweight, oy Mach woulti peu suy Ibat iusg wéWgiedr?" qon 1='15 poundm," replilet Un- rie Jarry afir a long swuiit "1Aad y»O are calretiy gond JutigeT' 'Partyfo., «Weil. Jet me tell Yod ibat yen are Wae . 4re yon a Mau Who eau keep a secret?" "De ffl vaut t a mue $2 as easy as roliug oÉf. log -r *1"dIlIfs'ebonest. 1t voultin't vànt "leour Oetieui'(,e tîedu't trouble yot: a tii. slgiteet." entinueti tbe stran- ger. *'ui loId yoit arc, a hardworkIug, gond beated tiandtîFm villlug te do yen a faàvor. i Il nyen îthexiac-t weigit et tfe bec. apitiyeneuput ln a gueeu sud sgati le $io"', "'But 1 wIouint vaut te roi) yeu of "Neýar ïiud about tuat. t know a gond lat veu Iinoot otue. ant Ilif1 vaut t4e lp yt>u eut a uitileihats My Owa cOCOM iont say a word te uny on.ý aimaibut enite up te .leicbo and Put laupeur guemm. The velgîlue ofthie bot ln publie viil emre off lu ibree tiean 'Piai bog viii welgh exactly 152 'But W muEngt go more iban ibai." Prolleuod Ulcie Jerry as be teck an- otter isolat. "*NOt a» - Ounce. Tou sée, lies betn taught te .swéil bliseit ouitte l bitger ant.-eai'ler Ilian ho l. lie do"s li bY sUCUPaitla vauti. Be's an ft et wlud aOV thut lie epuiti almeut eull svaY. Te. just mule yenr gnonsa 1= pouuds, -ad If ycu vont te makte a tev bell th ie cutaide Ih vou'i kesp yenu oui of 4<1eewbeu yendia." The atm, Mr dreve lie .lJertcbo sui1 .Put uP et, îW tavera, antietcerf tbera va» 40aiderbls curiosity aou ma xovIJNTà, b'«, A» uCa LiA PU- bis. engedt. ag. iii. luio vstîe Oirsi man.taîta tub couldence, asudbi vas iedy anaqlp te enter lameottie scitma. -Thea etUmavue Descon »msuer. Thae n himbeen askilg a hoat) ofquestjOa von thoe trunger viabed, bim ato.& corner'aud begmu: 1"Descou, if yen tounu.tin o ilar hill la tdu o ndmi ud .use h teabuy OnaOus ecbool boots, voulda't yenr' "iI-ailier ibaleks," vas the reply. l'Wall,.lIma gong te loi pou fiat aa tte dollar blA gse priaps more, anti I kaov yen vIiilaytae moeay oui foi 1boo oftie tile br ebildren vie are tgwvng up tu oui- mit." 'Piheu ho vsen uanti toli thedesoon Ils samo e tory la bati giron Uncle $etry aud àa4ïW-k biain o ml.àa m.a aide bain ggIa conte. The des- tou ddtaitalc falt at lrat, but vlan be came te 5$#M tuatit w as aIl la tIatarei o lAe- Joricli Sondny saisoes andt tat Awov about the-sama thig'S.a cliartai e ha vered anti déclitdte taia a milu.' Fer' twc vige- dapm due minu vti *Ia ice vasntebibsmen loto bis con- flme, aud ghthde prler 'swap. sant vieu te Ird day dwevu etit pisganti fIquaitors came ila us tantt»a ttiey effll W coutet. As fat au conld be leMInai every mou lu tewn put up bis. mOefr a guesa. audth te tai-mers caulà fer-ve umiles arennt Bari-n ltthiealng a secoetrson- g ararivet. .Ha cieaimet le vantait taexuillit a patent ebura. lui tbo ebura vas onet brengit ut. and le sqeamatigrentip Interestedti Ilumhog. Bis estitatutaet velgît vue 110 panade, antib -evas vIllig te bei on tt, and Au the Internas of mue Suudcy seeSl about a buntireti differetut men éevei-ed hie vasera.Tliey feli eerry tor i- un vîlstbq' bot. but Ifaa n couidn' u ied tha eaglit uta hcg vttiin tociy peniblu - ho teservedti t 2-e bis meney. u lt vas attiom before the beog vasnciivan te fis publice cales te be .eMbeand ~bnauilon eesadp hl@ on mode Èva, uïs.I feib a *,..,1that ~inn ad tAlon "Maris. wiy dent pou ia etiat baby mtp ciytg? wJi, hi' dou't yen mule thouos stocka pou bougit stop deprerlating ta value?"-San Ffaneieee Exumaluor. Wus ynu ev«r iel a uitle- test eanouch le care- yuur Ma, Lest. perhlps.YeU iight Set altUr. Just enoug t teMule ver Pis Coeehome carly n lthe vtnltl. Brlantîlagun" fer you oe au- âptles aui' lananus. maybe. or mosi anylilaz lItassweel? 1 hava. Ose' Wban 1 been kulai Ail day lon4 an' catchu s eoid An' nom. bome. ,ni nglil -couthAul. Tien ttîey aIu tergat tu acotti. Orsdadutaeshoruas .fter luai, If @iWs quctsr's siter Neli. Au' tuai' ny: "eb, déar! Now Bobys GoIWt thva ianoiher apel!' Dvai ilbave a apsil? t'. jallyl Juas tit ilE ille smrnanerSed To ~ du &bout kbin"I su' ltts, Or. IFmye40 tri" ÇW le.r â usd everecats. If lhe couid ace ail tihe fluday sebeels provided witb Il- brari«e and ail the orphan asylume equippati witb elertric belle liewouild lie willilng te waar old elothes and lire un cold potatoestbe rost of lis deys. A ereat dsai of bard eider hcd been drunk during the forenoon. andthde crowd ciieerod andi'toit entbugasatle. 'Tbey eheereti for the muon anti tbeY cbeered for the bog, andtihlon eiîcb mati' heerad fer bîmaecf. Encb man bati handed ian a guosa of 152 ponutis. aud oach vas sure of that toi dollar bil. iltusa a moment of intense ex-' citement wben the,'porker ai last atocti upon the scalos.\nd It vus afterward sai t t t .o2 nSpooner uwaleoweti most of bis tougue ani that squire Hopewell dldn't brenthe for two mlin- utes and a hait. Thon the nîcunce- iment vas madie thet the bog weigbeq exactly 190 pound&s Ail èrowde<i for- vardIn t sec. but there wus 4o mistake.ý The patent cburu man bcd nmade the hog mani stakeliolier lu Pcclianti cvý ery bot, andthîe lutter lied ail the guossiug money lu bl% pocket. There was notbing te do but locd np the liug aud drive off witli about $25_ý0 cf eri- cbo money. and thie twe partner-A werc a mle uwc'y before uny oee lid droju- ped, te tbeir game. Tbon lt wurnet(o lise te pursue. Tbe people began lu cherge est-b ollier -witlî frHaucd ccasery and iltbstanding in' iVtli the iîog men, andi a dexen ligits re- sulitid. Tliere wente bave fxéen two dloyen except for thie premenee of mind ef IDeacon lpocuer. lie mnnteti a dry gondis box and caileti a publie meeting. sud ae bis' tel o ctizena >rallaed around i bOnwiib* black eyes aud bloody noffl ha matie s speech anti tollowed at up viti e- "Wberees, Recent events bave de- velopedth ie iudispbtsble fpei ibat tbe constitutaoncfuet Utanitedi States eau- net protect us frein loui. lgutillny and bolti taüed roblier>', nov. tbere- fore. *iltelved. Thut frùm snd atter tîls date nny man enierlng the towu limite etf Jorlebe "itl a guesslug hog abîtîl b. cousidelad an luvader ami. an en- enuy sud b. treatoti te a painful detii ou the spot." The pretgml. aud resolution voe adepit wfthtb uree boots anti a yell. aud the meeting broke up. lot the fiueucial puuic that set lIliaht evemiag~ aud lasted iliree mentlis put the tevn book ton yesrsamin causi liait adoen business failures. .QA. Ne, the Ulevmto, Ddl.t paî. tu.cousciously the manager of a large' skyscraper iudulged la a rare bit ot humor lu iryang te explaintheii.r«oson for lbe fulof u levator ia Wb"cbsev- eral persans ver. hurt the ether day. --Yen saý-s."altitho. "tus elefter didn't realiy fait iIt couidnt ful, fer the eomorgoncy bresonare 11usd te work sud «chete bodemct iustautlY wbfg thi e edjeacesa arate gpister tasa tint for wblch t ls desligned. Thers- foie, Ir tnust b. apparent thet the aie- vater car twac net MarIinÉfluster than uafaly. T»aeondnceints smpI--I4 ct stop at; tbarse al." "But vinb onhuthue pemrsa. ha vas asked. .'Wby, don't you weo? The. codactor couldWt top at. sud It b.d te stop ut the. botteni because li couldat go auy that burt ail tinse pamengiers. But the. eleiator didn't fait beesuse Atleouldn't." -New York Press.. A umeaticeous. 'l'il admit tbst theistatunta tragedi. as va bave Just mentioed ila xoeed- lngir Irascible sud omueimes ladWreiet in bis manifestations," "1l4 ith Pl"y- goar; "but ho la a flu a ctot." ."les." ahs.wered Mfr. 8tormlngtou Bernes; "b. kuws boy te set, but, b d0osu; n'tkaw 1mw tobebsve."-Waab. !,My dear,." Mid Arqlupp. "I have madie a littie proparation for yourrtea, ture-bad mu if4 lnsured for $5.00 "Oboy tbeughttl ot yen, JoiinI" axcialmsd Mla. A, **Amti en Ig«i th money rîgiti svay'-Clevelaud Pll Deal1er. Ji9op aur. The Bld-i - beisa tei mmssaabenp but when du ýtioub strlob me t dis la ee oapsi Ttf uhileres me l- Nev Tort Bveniug J»âflaL. - pnwut cm l lnsiisisl n alll Pot- mrir ndthé -pulpltt5 rottas-tib- qPent7 Tla-- hsaty Sb7, ct11. gsa bs diwsorue- vl A a vme valbat ntie bil& t, Bsbquw' sa - Jaci imao: "Coestasr, smifrisais, d"i vralent. Ita lui whieci i no-vramova. te Sott. Uehut, nupreitabwIs. t le *0 oui batrig ettb. - permueshe No* 1cM» eo*0*ell. Ttlsbird andt@bue n.dMult té cnet, bof fils. lanetntfeor asuluulelutlaiTt.Ttile vuluelsosTt if mel .oui riands.,thé, - . Nov, viln, nv *rs ri ot tua shah,vare orne te uthe eae. Pila.. Mr frientislitaoui eva ebwrcilta"- Ma iroks d.theaellandt oot ouft nest .Osi us Whist. Sanator =olg la a goo$ whist playe. Not-long &go ag Meut vi oenautafog enîl xtéofflp revlutiousip vii a't.rnaste le gaul a ýbcur aiubsdiplnas viewu thora- en, aemoet vi"ai vanho. orwuu'dsi Ite e mtr. Th i aotIWonva ulttis ttken* back we. shortly afttarard. meeting ),4r. Le.Whoaske th ue seni- stor vbst ho tduugit et ic'worl,tnti the ainlesmesa repliai: ",Baait. have rosidiitheoi caretally. Tt sean uleW * r-ot-geisaina, but net no gond s euée s vblet."-BteetlprA gi.. WhebeWovusa mMIii boy the bta Mir Boni-y Ieppeal- Ils 'blitla admirai- et- ti. Br t est &0.aasl a-lrOtbse- Tomsu va atd 1>7 flasTldies' vint preoton on ul MW elet and bol SrtIe HeerPo aieAnbis meumili."vs abeoidhava sapret. protceleus. As va - titiagrosi I1ibi tTom lu théi. sa wVilciho, baiba zer, itturnai viii toiut. WWen le ind bad enougi. Teltier dacidoti vo siould boh e n. aît- or@."ý-Bnffglo Commercial. ,m'at Weuu.. Sympathisai- - îRjaciti you viti neor, tidthsi? Toid youen so ou't menu yen if yen vers tha lent ma on Foi-loi-n Teu-No. 1 ceuli' bu"s borne ibai. Wbat sie did say vas tbat If I vers lb. tant man on easiti s niglit pesaibly marry me. but sIe eult Imagine no ercrousideration tint voutiti ntince ber le do At.-Cbicago Tribune. Noi aW Alleuli. "Yen mlt ilesin te love pour taliow, meu," snid tiemorallat, "I have ne deuil," stlaslm Cap- aune, "liai t v oultishows a.dis- position, but I cau't iolp l'2.".4t smine canes if veulti ha very=Mh(Uste." - uashigton ta Us By thesPOe*U n- " 374 -s.- sAid a,x .m*iâ h - i ob a - I ti idem. Tihe 014 G.ntl.ma.nu Inuaio b la D T EE nid gentleman had the boy, h ou tht carpet" sud vus te iD ia na fcw înpelatabie initIe.e "Ton bave ne ambition," lie satd. ".Yen are content te do notblng. Wtîen 1 won yen? uago i wanted te be seme- body-Ji' vanted te excel. t env vbet c5bers ver, doiug. anti i triedt te bot tbcm.", "Tbate wbat 1 vaut te do, tatiior,!. ploadedth teboy. **Olh.yoe?'o! relerle th ie old gentle- man ocorafully. *'Well, yen bave a. queer,*ay et sbewing It. Ybu sbeulti pick eut,,some mati wbo la or bas been a star la. iali ne anti try tae mulute hlm.*" "'rhat's Just wliutl'in dollug." muid tire lioy. The eld gentleman looke t it hm lu sstoutsiiuieut. "Hare 1 really >udged yen uujustly?" ho esked. "Indeoti yen bave," aseeîdthe boy. --le It possible thit your mind te filieti wltli great uboughts? Bave yen reully an nami ln life? Do yen vili ta l"at. te exeel or ut leaet le equai the. trIumphs '*'Tlit's It cxactiy," a.sortod lihe boy. "Tien I bavi: dore ron an Injustice,- suld the nid gcnulerncn. 'If yen realiy have'nu aït ,itii. you ncy cunut on thhe-ip ef yeur, nid fatber. Wbat i l'Weil. 1 kas readutîg ahIlie age et a yeung tellow vue set out te apenti au aineniente ot $75000) cash' lu two yeare," explaluedtheb boy. -The papes mnade quit. a tuas aboutI, sud i. e e taluiy titi veil sud deeered ail tia at- tention bho got. But, tler. 1 believe i eau bout hlm. If you'ii gi-e me thle chance. 1 tbiuk1I oculti mslç ithl hu ilie a plugged nickel ltilat lhue. I*r sure 1 c<ld resci ithe plunacle ef suc. casa aud maie more tai*"-- *['il bot goît eeuI&. thundoredthtei oit gentlemau. "but yeu're pot goiug te bave 1thae âe"-Broeklyn ugle. fi s aset. I My, c.aý for my huti" " ýNe. 1IvOsMi ns. a s. tint ut> ai pynm vamce.-NXe Witey-Hev do Geerge, dear? * ubby-Oh. i sum fi or eIse boty yo.i e ,et 1