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223 \1 H 8'“ \VEV m. m)‘ ORTH FOR 10¢. nay-19. '»- 'viwciehn ad I pupa, “am! Prleou urrnc . fuel In ubnnd~ 4 “Va \rl.:w "and L: helm. ’om L 1’ re TEL-us. (hm: . Inh- ronr'aiz': and Lb” million A: first “A“ be Jugs; Use it uneo. 1: other the: m [m fr: "crying“. IEI: REV 01'- :d Discourse. Fi» e- DS Ill Finger nl l‘nper :- (I. .lhvrty. as ‘NE 301' M {thm 321 at rm: .:.- nul‘ 2 , «mar, um 1’ an“. Exefclu th If :t 1‘. unma- ln'er! A4eng Azank a??? tent. :13 “’hich sees not what things are or ought to be, So dwaHed our knowledge truth confounds with treason, {And pride won‘t tell us we've not power , [0 59?. Co' Pntmentf '11: a lesson past our learn- “ \ sworn the happiness the gods do send; For ‘gr-ofi worlds and myths we're always yrarning To stoop to beauties near our minds won't hemi 80 life iS but one long and fruitless strain- in: To get beyond what is within our reach: The river flows on without a moment deigning To ixszrn m the wisdom we would teach: And fat» is reachedâ€"{he dark 31.3 seething Life's but To gain ... ... ., u.\.. at: 5uuv. Learning-its iésans when, alas! too late. “'e quarrel with the sunshine while 'fll (here. Pluck not the flowers that blossom All around, Heed not the beauties In this worm so fair. Till Maud! close thick/en, and the vision'l drownedâ€" Drowmd in old age, or In our faulty ren- “Rats!" Sherwood was thunderstrnt‘k and he was aim warm. “All right." he said to himself. "Very weli. you fresh sucker. If that's your kind I‘ll let you alone and give you a little taste of hot work just ’to make you 80 some thinking 0n po- liteness over a line." So he turned in andfairly made his own arm whizz in jerking streaks of lightning at the New Yorker. He put on double speed, and with that hazy, ragged wire to help to make things un- intelligible he considered that he was giving his associate a Very ardent chase to copy him. He knew that the stuff must, be getting into New York in out. landish shape. but he felt outraged and didn‘t care. :0 copy him. He knew that the stuff; No Doubt Aug“; "- must, be getting into New York in out-‘ “Are you quite sure 11the tggs 'ure all la ndlsh shape. but he {91‘ ouu-aged 8116 I new (laid. Betsy?" asked the mlstress of didn‘t care. lthe house. , The new: day the worm turngd zwdl "You have my word for it. mum.‘ theNEW Yorker began to give Shemvmwl l Betsy replied. "Every fine of the dozen 3 correct imitation of just. how eviiiylwas laid bymyown hem"â€"Pick-Me{'p. o for 1‘01“?” made I each to u cod tin with gm the my \L‘ 1 Till all is over and In death we sleep. â€"Chnrlu:te Mansfieid, in Pall Mall Maga- line. Sherwood “as at the Chicago end of a New York wire at the time of the ari- wnture. It was not a good wire even at its best. it had a poor battery and some other ailments which made re- ceiving a woe. Rut first-class operators were expected to do high-grade busi- ness with it.nn(l they usually did if they worked in harmony and did not get into quarrels over the responsibility for the cluttering and mixing: of the faulty cirâ€" cuit. After two or three men had reâ€" signed in disgust and had declared that they would rather wheel gravel to a stone crusher than try to cap} from that line Sherwood has put on at (‘hi- eagn, and some stranger to him was given the \ew York end. TheV seemed to suit each other immensel§~ well and pan Ll away without the least bit of frienon for a week, They were sensible enough to take it easy and neithertried .‘u l‘ll~:'l the other. Smut-times between “Exiles they “Ullltl have n minute or so for t‘fll‘Vé‘I‘SHthlL and these little spells made them feel wen itettler (liSpocetl such to the other. (‘me evenino' Sher~ “00d thuught ltllslflt“$ “mild proceed with grutter satisfaction if he kneu the hair: e of the good fellow over in Xe“ Y ork so in the course of a rest he asked? “What‘s vour name old man? ' Quit-k as n tins“ and to Sherwood’s utter mun/emetit the other operator hurled buck at him the curt monosyl- lahle: 343.240! TIFF!" H telegraphic Dot JJJJJJJJJJ‘JJIJJJJJCJJ T WOULD be interesting to know I just “hat was the begiuuiugofa big quarrel. Almost anyone ~11u recall some large event on which the leaders of the two factions disagreed, but the real thing to be strireti for is the far-away and remote nii’alr “hit-h started these rllL‘IiOl‘s. The seed of the disputationa. The souri-e. the \ery first germ of dis- Cm‘tl. {mm which the present open and ilem l» “a." fare prung. Forgreatquur- 5e from \er} small and appar- ently Er uzrsequential thingsâ€"the slam- ming: o.’ :i iluor. the borroniug of a pen- ki.ife and the fillilli‘e to return it. the breaking: of an appointment. the pinch- ing of a pail-of shoes. Napoleon started out to conquer E‘urope because at just the wrong time a mesquite hit him and irritated him and made him want to get square with somebody: the decay ofthe Roman empire dates from the moment that a mischievous hoy threw a snow- ball in which he had placed a lump of anthracite coal at Julius Ctrsar and hit him on the ear and withdrew his thoughts from plans of peace. difference behveeh .a dozen dots and 21 when a balch is rapidly made. and yet onc poor linle dot nearly killed one man and brought the other. overworked aml m‘envrough’t, into a hospital. grrrrrrrrrrrrrra‘rra‘v Small things indeed are these. but man) a hisforian can tel] 5011 ofq nar- rels “Mob me“ out o? smafler ones. Sherwood. for instance, a telegraph operator. recently told of a feud which came into existence because of the loss of such a small rhing as a telegraphic dot. A good "sender“ can make ten or more (lots in a second, so you can im- agine how infinitely small one ls. Only a trained ear is able to disfinguish the Which covers an and well Its secrets keep: "e float along with weary. onward mo~ float upon Its surface, then are gone. find“ ,, : a troubled river. flowing on the ocean. whose grim name (I “LIFE." That is the true stori' of how a poor little telegraphic doti, scarcely big enough to be seen with? the naked eye, started one of the most: notable bagtles that ever waged betw ei‘n the seabéard and the great lakes. ~Chicago Recorfi. an angered telegraph operatoi, assisted by a bad circuit, can send Mose across the country. The matter came like the clatter of musketry in battle'; like the jungle of tin roofs to'rn up’b) §cy clones; like a nail mill working ovegtime. but with verv scant similarity to actual commercial telegraphy. Just once in a long time a perfect letter? “as dis- tinguishable in the rattle o! the rub« hish of sound, but, Sherwood “as a haughty man and refused to “break" (or interrupt) the sender totask what he “as trying to do He would catch as much as “Heâ€"yâ€"on. -â€"~ca‘-â€"~o." and guessing that to be "Henr' Wilson. Chicago," he would be put to - 9 mental stress of imagining what kind of a tele- gram Henry Wilson ought. to receive that daV'. ‘He made an efiort to guess as neath as sanity would suggest, but “1th such a broad latitude not know- ing who Hear} Wilson was or n ho was his correspondent, or in what line of business either wasâ€"or. irideed, not being able to swear that th message was for a man named Henry\ ilson. and not for a woman named Hetty Thomp- sonâ€"~you will perceive thuthherwood had a severe time of it. But he tried to be satisfied, despite the mental wear and tear. He knew the felldw in New York was in pretty hot water. too. He realized that the Gothnmite has underâ€" going the same mental travail in trying to conjecture up a sequentialfstntement of fact from some such gleamings as "F-rlâ€"n‘e-tt C~m~m~y~r-fâ€"s-de â€" Will-m MADE HIS ARM fW'HIZ. of 111111;; to keep up a ght 11ith_1'0u. Where was it I met 3‘0 .' and how did you come to get a grudge against me? \\ hen did _\ou lino“ me?’ 'I didnt ever know you. ’chillily anâ€" swered the Chicagoan.’ "I tried in a gentiemzwly way to get acquainted with you, but when Iniked your name you got fresh and mid illats.’ 11ml that made me hot. of course? 1 The-re was 21 long paufifi. then“ "Suy, this is too riCh.” the b12155 flashed to him. “This ifs a wood thing. llere 1011'12 been killing me. thinking I had insulted y,ou and I 19 been tr) 1110‘ 10 burn 1ou a1i1e because I thought \1‘1211 I told 10u 1n1 mama fi1e “eeks r0 you recognized it as that of some enemb. I beliued then that 11 hen you heard my name you. being some fellow who had got. sore on 11:28 elsewhere in the country, started in {0 do me." “It‘s Ruth. Unuerstaind? Make that last letter h and not 5. See? Four dots and not. three. One of the dots got lost on this bum. wire, and so you got it an s Ain‘ t that good. " If 5 0113) get somebody in Chicago to kick § 011 Im hire some one in New York to do the spmeto me.‘ mL,. 2, A1,." Being answered in the a rmntive the man pt :Ldisgance cqgjinye :_ “Say. I've just. returned after b_ iug nearly knocked out by brain fevfr on account A man not equipped 33iti1 a rubber urm Iitinnot keep up a speed“ of 45 or 50 “ords a minute and then tttrn in and translate the sputterings (if a crazy leaky. swinging line “hie; is being worked b3 an idiot in New Ydrk 33ithout suffering Ten 1la3s of this kind of “on-3 reduced Sheruood {10m 190 to 138 pOUIlUS, and then his fgieuds took him in charge for he “as vmndering around toun impiocnting hgninst in- solent d011ke3s 1n .\e33 \0rk,a11ddr13el- ing about wayvzch and other combiâ€" nations of letters. T116311 red doctors and kept him in 11 seclude cool place. for three “eeks. 113 13 hich time he was able to more abroad agaih, and in a month he was in condition t6 resume his telegraphic functions. He: went back to his old wire. and. still r11 {flier pale and shaky. started at his (383"; work He sent with deliberation any firmness, however, and was overjoyed to note, when it came his turn to teceiy that the sender was likewise easy a d firm of touch. and there was :s-areel3 11113 trouble from the workingfl of the line. After a time a pause came nd the New Yorker inquired; ,1 “Well " said Sherwoofl over the line, “what is \our doggoned name?" “Are yet; the fellow whokvns working this line five weeks ago?" 1 _ “My face,” said the Seasoned Soubrette ls mv fortune. “You don’t say so ?” retorteci 'the Funny Comedian. “I thou ht .it stood for what you owed.” ,“And w y did you think it stood for what I owed .9” asked the ‘S‘easggled Sogbrett‘q. ‘figgoausef egplainqd oeaso neu counre ue. amuse; explamed the Funny Comedian,“ youl have it chalked up. "â€"Indiannpol JOLurna Piso's Cure cured me of a Throat and Lung trouble of three 5ears’ stan‘ding .â€"~E. Cady, Huntington, Ind., Nov. 12,1894. Upon _the well-being of women, especially of workmg women, the whole welfare of so- ciety rests. ___Â¥.___ At once use St. Jacébs Oil for; sprains. At once it will cure. Athletes know this. The first account stated that the patient (see address below) had been a paralvtic for five years, and there was such a totallack of feeling in his limbs and body that a pin run full len th could not be felt; that he could not wal or help himself at all; for two Keats he was not dressed; furthermore that e was bloated, was for that reason almost unrecognizable and could not et. his clothes on. The paralysis was so comp ate as to affect the face and prevent him from opening his The Monitor, a newspaper published at Mentord, Ont, Canada, first discovered this case two you-saga, and published itntlength. which now seems, owing to the cure of it, to be a miracle. The facts were so remarkable that many people doubted the truth of them. They said; “It is too remarkable; it cannot possibly be true; the paper in mistaken, and the man, although he pay thmk himself cured, will soon rela ae mto his former con- dition,” eta, ptc. _T e accuracy of Its report called in queatlon thq Monitor deter- mined to find out defimtely whether the {tots were aé stated and whether the man could really stay cured. They accordingly kept a close watch on the case for two years titer the first article appeared, and have Just now published another article about it in which the originai_reporta are completely verified, the cum 1: Permanent, and they publish a fat simile o the check given by the Canadian Mutual Life Association for $1,650.00 amountnf total disability claim pay! by: them to Mr. Pgtclg. _ “ When I commenced taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I only weighed L06 pounds, and could not sit up half a day; before, however, I had used a whole bottle, I Was able to be about. I book in all about three bob- tles of the Compound, and am entirely cured; now I weigh 131 pounds and feel like a new woman, stronger and better than ever in my life.” A Total Disabiiiy claim of $1650 Paid to » a Man who was Afterward cured. ‘ Some eopIe read only their church » pers.â€" jSf-ashing’con Democrat. P. Nervous exhaustion invites disease. This statement is the positive truth. When everything becomesa burden and you cannot walk a few blocks without excessive fatigue, and you break out into perspirations easily, and your face flushes, and you grow excited and shaky at the least provoca- tion, and you cannot bear to be crossed in anything, you are in dan- ger; your nerves have given out; you need building up at once ‘ T-g build up woman s nervous system and re- store woman‘ 5 health we know of no better or more inspiring medicine than Lydia E Pinkham 5 Vegetable Compound. Your ailment “taken in time can be thrown 01?, if neglected it w ill run on into great sufl’ering and pain. Here is an illustration. Mus. LUCYGoonwrx Holly W. Va. savs: “I 'sufl’ered “ith nervous prostration laintness. all- -gone feeling and palpi- tation of the heart. I could not stand but a few moments at a time Without having that terrible bearing-down sensation. So it tmnspireé that gecnuse of the virtues of Mré. Pinkham'a wonderful Compound, even a, very sick woman can be cured and live to a green old age. A good way to et along with some peo- ple is to have not ling to do with them.â€" Washington Democrat. Are you bruised? Use St. Jacobs Oil and You Won’t be Long. Shortest way. The Mean Thin}. Women Who Know the Laws of Nature and Obey Them May Live to Green Old Age. 1L??? Mrs. Pinkhun sly- When We Viohto Nutm’s law- Our Pnnhhmeut h Pun-«If We Cough“. to Neglect the Waning We D10; Providence has allotted us each at. least seventy ‘ years in which to fulfill our mission in " \ life, and it is generally our own fault if I we die prematurely. c IDEAL GRAN DMOTHERS. His ’Weaknessr-Sheâ€"“He doea not seem to be a brilliant conversationalist.” Heâ€" “No; unfortunate}? he can’t talk on any §u})je% airless he nows something about It, ’~â€" uc . i of: railway system running between Clfi- ca 0, Milwaukee, St. Paul, anea lgs, As land and Duluth, known as the Is- 90mm Central Lines. Before making I )ourney to any of these northwestern points. mqujre relative to the Fast and Elegangly Eqmglped Trains which leave Chicago daxly vie t e WIsconsin Central. Your nearest ticket ent can give you complete informw gjgn. 3833. C. Pond, G. P. A., Milwaukee, The ideal comedydrama of American home life, "Shore Acres,” with James A. Heme, as Nathaniel Berry, be ‘ns 3 short engagement, Monday evening, aquary 24. On being again questioned, Mr. Fetch said: “You see those handhthe skin is new natural and elastic. Once they were hard and without sensation. You could pierce them with 8 pin and I would not feel it, and what is true of m hands is true of the rest» of m body. Per aps you have observed that have now even ceased to use a cane, and can get about in business erfectly well. You may say t are is abso utely no doubt as to my cure beinz nermanent. In- “It must be hard to lose one’ a mind,” said the thoughtful boarder, “It 0113 ht to be easy, if your head IS cracked” 8said the cheerful idiot. ~â€"-Indianapolis Journal. The above is the substance of the first artlcle published by the Monitor. Now {01- low some clippin , taken from the some paper two years a terward, and there is not the slightest shadow of a. doubt, m View of this testimony, that Mr. Petch’s cure is per- manent. Here follows the accougtj W'is The HBEiéFa 'émé'd ifiéVdi'ieziiewépiâ€"RKI‘QEBZ sis)? and all said he could not live. Ill uuu “H “I“ “C CUM“ “UL IIVU. F or three years he lingered in this condi- txon. Then b ' some friend he was advised to take Dr. illlams' Pink Pills for Pale owle. He took mom and there was a : ight change. The first thing noted Wu} a tendency ‘9 sweat‘freely. This showed th e was some life left In his be] lean body. Ne t came a little feeling in is limbs. Th extended followed by rickllng sensa~ tie 8, until at last the blood can tocouue fr 1y, na'tull‘ally I‘m}! vxgorously through his ' 7 V',’ {:13 Effie Belfilguagéa‘a. igKGeVWJythE: tut in strength, the abxhty to walk .reâ€" yurpe. , and he was restored to his old tune gouty quffici'en‘gly. y‘ide‘po take polifi (cod. Igeed, I amip egen better heal?!) than when hBa'de.’ MeVlcker’l Theater, .Chlcq'o. 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