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Amp-2:10., Hood'- ‘mnd pure. wzu‘ds w! appetite. give; mamas the health .‘N‘dJL-D‘ 'HHF a Thrzoat 39d balms if it 45‘” Ma.) ' “-«UNI h’” )wu mu't “N Statesman, non .15 hot (233-, in} (1008].!ng \ '12 Lo the no Me) Is a (net. 1pm: others, PK 'wuma- :‘du inc Jacobs v\' never " huago m "Pariah: on t "on M Tu? mute. "‘9';- to b. 25 rents. “is” A!) Mr» 250, “Nah at on “1"“ 1.1. n why ”Una: It am; u cpme up when lie going to k bener sleep in propose 'to lost lack the sense health.” “By Geo§ge, but you look tough! Maybe ynu’d better call in the doctor, though I don't suppose he could do any good.“ Mr. Bowser ate his dinner, smoked his cigar and sang and Whistled as If the slighxesx noise didn’tego through her head like a bullet. It never oc- curred to him to fan her. wet the band- age or ask if she couldn’t up a cup of tea. It did occur to him,_however, to run over. to the club for a couple of hours, and to say, as he came back and found 1hr patient no bettbr: A healthy. happy person is always ready for his meals. you won’t try to get up, I suppose?" "Not now.“ “Well. you have only yourself to biame. You may learn in time, but I doubt. it. I'd like to find'one woman with about two ounces of horse-sense in her head before I die. but I don't ex- pect to do it. It can't be helped, I'sup- pose. - The' Lord 'made you that )w'ay. and it’s no use to argue.", , "Your dinner is ready." she quietly ftpfled. as he balanced himself an his heels and loked down upon gar with great complacency. ' “Oh! they can't. eh? Mrs. Bowser. look at me! When am I ever ailing? When do you hear me complain? Never! And why is it? Because} madamâ€"because I don‘t 0mm 'my stomach with watermelon, buttermilk, gumdmps‘, custayd pie. sweet vake, gingm‘ ale. and all that. Because I don't go around with my feet sopping wet. Ih-vuuse 1 know enough to come in when it rains. Because I exercise a. little common sense in taking care of myself!“ "One can't help feeling bad ocgasiom my." she replied. as she go't up to wet the bandage around her head. > "It's nothing." she faintly replied. "Oh: it isn't. Nothing for a wife to fiop down and upsgt the vfhole house. ‘I suppose! Well. I’ve been looking for .6u]e sort of a racket, so I’m not sur- prised. Mrs Bowser. it‘ s a 'wonder to me that mm or an) ho'ther woman in this mum is out of her coffin. " "fllts (mly'~â€"on13 a. headache, dear.” “Yes, only a headachu. but what do headaches lead ‘0? If you are not a dead woman before Saturday_nightyou may L-onsider‘yourself lucky. Didn't I warn you not to lit in a draughtâ€"not to wear thin shoesâ€"not to eat too much truck? Little good it do'es to talk to l woman. She'd go her own way if she knew it must end in a broken neck. 11 men were as reckless as your sex the country \vouldgo to ‘he dogs." "Well. I’ve been looking for it every day for n_ your past, and it's here at last! Finally got. yourself flat down, ch 1‘" V ‘ Wnen Mr. Bowsér came homé thanE 0”“..- evening audJound his wife lying : or. (be lounge with a bandage around 3 3'“ head, he was sorry for her, 'of‘ coursewfpst as sorry. 33 the avenge‘ 1“;stde And, like the average bus-I band. he stood and glared 11': her torn momem, and then blurted out: 37 The Bowserls’ Troubles g think 1'“ be better by morning," And I‘m ready for dinner, of course. ..H.~>UZ:H 2E UEH‘HHW m><fi 844C COO‘HOWMK: MM roubles Pence Which I Sick. By I. QUAD 1‘ But 45 hour: later the tables were ) mum! Mr. Bo“ser came scuffing fillong helm “11h his shoulders bumped up and his face the color of flour and ,ix was plum to see that something had 11:.1ppened ““hat's zhe matter?" asked Mrs. Bowscr as soon as be flipped into the hall. Ethele o; succumbed .â€"-Illustrntéd America flow It Wan. Etlxelevid )ou hear of the engagr- ment of Jack and Penelope? Haroldâ€"Dear me! Then Jack has finally succeeded? “Grit?" she'aueried. ; “Yes, grinâ€"sand - pluck ~ Spartan . courage and fortitude. I Let none 0! 1 you know how bad I actually was, but 1 just» shut my teeth and 'determined to live, and here is the nsult of it. 1 Ah! Mrs. Bowser if vou‘ only had a} hundredth part of my courage and will f pOWer you‘d be a far different womnn from what you are nowâ€"4 far difle‘renb woman!" I ".l‘bronbâ€"hump! Mrs. Bowser. for about five hours yesterday I was hover- ing betweenJife and demh. Had it been you. you would have died ten times over. but grit pulled me thyougb!" Mrs. BoWser laid her hand on his forehead anddhe tears came to his eyes with a flood and he broke down and sobbed like a. booby. She sat down and held hiaohali‘ds until he finally fell asleep. and though she might have charged him with doing a score of im- prudent things to bring on his illness she didn‘t mention a single-one. After a couple of 'houn he woke up feeling better. but he wanted tea. toast. jell! and sympathy. and was as petulant as a baby until put to bed. He was a new man. however, when he woke up next morning. ‘and when she asked after his throat She replied: ' “Ah! how I sufferâ€".how I suffer!" he groaned. “You may ‘be a Widow be- fpre the week is out. I hope you will always be kind to our child. I have tried to be agood husband, andâ€"â€" andâ€"" "Just try and go to slecp, Mr. Bow- ser. and I'll wuz‘ram you'll feel bener by night." “How foglish. You‘ve just got a litâ€" 11; inflammation of the ~tonsils and a fever. It's nothing to worry about.“ “I‘ve felt for some days as if a great calamity hungover this household!" he weepingfy “hispered. "Hudu't we halter have two doctors'." “Not just yet, dear. I don't think it's serious." "Mrs. Bowsvr. I believe I‘m already slruck \VHII death!" Everything about the house was or- dered to go on fip-toe and even the cat was put out and the clock stopped. After his throat had been tied up. hi- shoes mken 091' and a quil: thrown over him Mr. Bowsei‘ plaintively inquired: "Don‘t you xhihk you‘d benier send for a doctor?" “Nonsense! You got con last night, and these ate the symptoms. Mendon't die of a sore throat and headache. 1'}! have you feeling better in half an hour." “Iâ€"I hope so. but I dunno. I feel awfully queer. “1 hope not. bu! it‘s best to be on me safe side. You are subject to quinsy, )‘Ou know, and spinal menin- gitis begins that way." “I believe I‘m going to die!" gasped Mr. BOWser. and he grew so weak ‘hnt she had \0 take of! his coat and yen and get him to the lounge. ‘ “Try and eat. I little something and than' lie down. You'd better gargle your throat and then tiexup." ‘ “Do youâ€"you think it‘l ytbingse- rious?" he whispered, as he grew paler yet. She didn't call out that was just as she expected and declare that no hus- band, in the state had sense enough to look after his heahh. She knew that he satin a draught in his shirtâ€"sleeves. but she (I‘dn't even refer to it. On the contrary, she remarked in solicitous ‘ones: “Got a sore throat and I feel fever- ish. Iâ€"I think I am going to be sick!" . Sis‘erâ€"Yes. exactly. A beard-rliser. i Brotherwl think I must buy a razor. F ;' â€".\!oonshine. ”A“ In} invalid. isn't he '1” . “Ah. yes! I bur lint he has worn out Abree wives taking care of him."â€" Cincinuau Enquirer. “That' i xough " said the boarder who I paid in advance. *Puck. - To. True. "We have no sausage or eggs left.‘ aid the pretty wultreu: "nothing but bee! steak. ” Employerâ€"That depends. Miss Take- down. Sometimes I lunch pt 12. some- times at one.â€"Town Topicl. Areal-din. to Flow He Felt. New Typewriterâ€"What time am I to hive my dinner hour? H: told her he could not survive If :he paths they trod mus! He apart: she spurned himâ€"Ind yet he's um alive. And that's aha thin; that break: her hen-L â€"Chlcnzo Dally Newn. “'her: mlr furnaces smoke. (kn y quzte sad 1y pruvoke Our shod (‘hrlstlan spirit. and yon, Though they‘re ((rthly low ('1‘ (he DIR mpm. you know). They won't smoke a cigarette. -L A. W. Bulletin. l'nlm'u Idea 01 It. Iit‘lo I! an; ~7Pnpu. “ha: is {he SUI] smnH \oire? l’apnwh‘s the veins in whirl) your mnthrr makes suggestions to the cook. "('hivngu 1)::in News. St-lred by (he Coolant. She-dew, it is anid.- often flies out of me window. I wonder which win- dow'.’ By having me the unnam- -â€"Town Topics. make both ends meet. in? Tit- Hits. lieâ€"The dining-room wiu‘dow, of callr:e.~l!rooklyn Life. Her teem are rowu of pearlyâ€"they‘re white This maiden so despouc: Her Chreku are red as rous bright. 3c being patriotic. She feels she needs the glare hue. And 1, her lover. smitten. Supply the shadeâ€"she'l mlde me blue He “'nl I Married Mun. Pup’Jrâ€"“hat tin your opinion. pro- lessor, is t\he most difficult. math- ematicl problem". “And where is it to be [or the holi- days Unis year, Miss I.eftomhclf‘3" “Oh. I've decided to go to the Isle of Man "Really! .A can ( to the mountain, eh At LI"! 0. win: can I that summer's flown. Thu round the house the winter: moan Sounds loud and chill; that the! I: blown With ev'ry wintry blut! Here by the blnu I m In xloe, Wupt ln 3 puke of ecu-1y. And know thul in nu cellu- the Patient-Why, doctor )ou once ‘old me never to eat anything before going m bed. Doctor (with dlgnlty)~â€"That. madam. was way back In 1895. Science has made great strides since then -â€"N. Y. Weekly. Lawn mower’n mu m last! â€"N. Y. Truth. Science on thy Run. Doctorâ€"Troubled with insomnia. eh? Eat something before going to bed. I’por I'rolessor (gimlyyâ€"Trying Q0 HE KIND NEEDED. A‘VFIJLLY lAl'CYl HI: Revenge Poor Ill-u. Love'- Tricolor Not So llndt of Mull 9n .m‘et going y Skoper. dea’r 'sfr. «'die. ‘ \'0 Escape. ‘ ‘1 I ‘110\\ (‘id be happen to wary the ’3oung “Mow?" ] ‘she heard be bid money " -{\. Y. jEvening Jaurnal. i Doctorâ€"1‘ In doing my best 1 1 you. ~Boston (,ourier. . There has been more pincer; “In; in the Black Hill: counuy th. year than {or the In“ ten nan com "Hon!- 1 “'11:," , _ "Come, Charm. don. a time of a; 1'” play you (or | new Ink dreu.‘ "Hui, thv'n. my love. It you should «- It?" '1: I _nhou1dfl {on It? Why, yo [might Jnggstt-ll, it “as her (11' lter, Mis-Furtune who called on n32.11101- ton Traveler. "No. dcar Isabel; I know ’0‘ will keep me posted."â€"â€"qhicngo DaflyiBec- 0rd. 5 ‘- ‘ 12 All In une‘ Family. I ' Bansâ€"It is said that Dame F lune knocks once at every man's do little need. o1 Kind-ei " "Clara dear you don't see!!! no- tice “nether 3our hair get: wry or not." ! f urn-n o! matrimony; ’ ~- - Mn \anderbeekâ€"Jhis drcfi.‘ cost me man) sleepless nights. v Mrs. userâ€"How “as that? Mrs. \'.â€"»I had m wait uuti ‘ enry was asleep before 1 could got , ugh his pockvh.â€"Town Topics. ‘ A Mean Trick 3- ‘ Bumnâ€" Smith claims that m :could f haw cut me out and mauled _\o"him~ ' self if he had wanted m. * ' His Wifeâ€"Why didn‘L he, med: 1 Brown-He owqd me a grudge»- ?N Y, Ewning Journal. ‘3 I HI. l (no-I ExerlIo-I. ' Patientâ€"0’1. doctor, if 1 cou‘ only super-lull! 2 Praise. "My final dumplings. the ex<~tnfr (I And she looked so very sweet: “(- was currled away and prulefited‘ "They look Lice enough (0 but!" - Demon Journal. Hofl'muh -~I don't seem able to flake :qnus: 01.11131!)ng late \ ’ - H c an m â€"\\ in arm t x on run lsoda ‘m-nmin '.’ 1119115011” hme unencuu 'm‘ :nuLILg ’n fizzle.â€"~N. Y. Time" fully and thtn exclaimed: “Mr. “#1)- lngron. have you ever had any'tx _t5- sum: as u tight-rope walker?"â€"â€" _ Uh- Engton Star. file-lot 89,0“. 4 “I'm willing to Mind on my me 5." exclaimed Willie Wishlngton. . ‘ Miss Cngeuue looked at him moi}, t~ "His “if-2 the) say. has I min» ‘1 her own:.' “She has two of them, much mot; - like 1h: other. and what bothers )1! ll that he can‘t tell which will be I'VE!” ascendancy at any given time.”-€Chi- cngo I'ont. . , Ablo to Get Along. ~. "There goes 1 {ellow who leu‘u band-toâ€"muuth existence." ' 3 ' "In that so? He looks prosper):- enough." ‘0 v "0h. he's prospercul enough, I: Ir as that's concerned. Ho's \he has“ list in lown.”â€"Chicago Daily Newq ‘ Hotel Proprietorâ€"You must rcmquâ€" bet that hotel-charges are not b: ‘11 on what a guest consumes. ‘1)“- What is provided. The waste of {001‘ 1. hotel! is enormoul. '. Guestvlhen why dou‘ t gou cool; it better?â€"â€"N. Y. Weekly. Dr. ‘ iiéniész:l;nlentl3'. pruenhk! You are not .0 “roux yet In me thinkâ€"N. Y. Truth. lo hen... ° Guefl (angriLHâ€"Your charge pr three da} 0 board in outrageousâ€"l t eg- ular swindle, sir! ., Dr. Healeg‘chu are doing wry wt“: very well Indeed. You may sit up’abr awhile to-day. ‘ Ackers~Thnnk _\ou dovtor; (bu SI good news By the nu) ma; “an1" what )our bill In? Sol Sly-«n. lam-3h 'or That Ac]m".:â€"â€"\\¢H how um J In day. d»- tor? Choose H.’ Y. Herald He pt; 1'. by l coup. â€"â€"Judze. A Dlplo-lt. A darky 1: I ltrnlegim Who far (xvelldhe Hoop: For every Mme he hu l qul A VALI'AHIJS‘. fll'GGESTIUM Not Always Allke. Prof. “I C. “'55:an “an stricken with paralysis of the brain wbiIe play- ing the organ M St. Jacobi's church in Quinc; and died a {cwhounluen The eight}: annual convcmion of tho Illimxis State Rnnkrrs‘ association will be held m Juliet ()Mnm :- ‘25 and )6. Robert Fallon. “be killed Frank Hamilton at Rumum was held in “m ball {or the grand jury. Polive'mnn .hu-l I. Mikkdun com- mitted suzride m Mount Olh‘e cemetery In ('hicagu on the grave of his wifr. The sixtyflfth annitersary 0! (hr or- ganization 0! (ha Christian church mmgregnxion in Springfield “was ob- xerved “ilh appropriau exercises. Theâ€" First Illinois volunteer cavalr‘y. commanded b3 (‘01. Young. was mu.- tend uut a! For! Sheridan. John Hoselton shot himself while sitting in a Iwing at his farm neu- Springfield. There had been dingy-ee- menu in his family. Ind he is said (0 have made (brzau to kill his minin- law and himself. WhHe shooting at a target in Green- vme with a small rifle August Beckcrt accidentally shot ht: daughter. (ho wound causing her death. John Sauter, ‘he wellâ€"known Mas- comuh capitalist. died at (he lg: of 62 fats. The deceuud accumulated I fortune in the milling business. John Lee, of Harristown. who sened a fine in the caliboose at Springfield for drunkenness. Was found dead in the cell from heart disease. I The fihy-uinth aimun! session of tho Grand Lndge of Masons of [Iliqoil WII held in Chicago. ‘ ('hrI-Il-I Endeavorcfii“ like I About .500 delegau‘s werei ’35: , 4A- ‘ nnoe at me annualfifietmg in Peor‘ cub? Pu" Cmflgfinn Endeavor con~ Inmion. The omens elected are: President. A. E. Turner, of Lincolnzwlcc j president. Judge W. s. Dewey, at Cairo: general ucreury. Frank H‘ Littleneld. o! t - earn. nut-“cu secretary. Emeline W:- xermnn, or Sycnmore; tnuurer. Iona l Rlnewoh. or Moum Pun-n Policeman Bern-rd Kuebler was shot and kilkd In Chicago by one of (“:0 suspected burglars. Prof. Chi-1" S. Earle superintend- ent of t ‘Ié'city schools of Tuscoln. died In“- a briefillness. ' T. M. James, deputy county clrrk of Fayette county, died at Vandaliu, aged 55 years. Told In I Few Ll-el. Evdudge Sidney Smith. on oid-Zime member of Hxv Cook coumy'bnr. and prominent on tho bench and in politics. died suddenly in Chicago. uged 69 years. ‘ Condition 0! “at. Ila-In. The audilor': statement of the con- di'inn of 139' state bank: in Illinois on Sepiember 21. as compared with the “filaments of HO bankskon June 27, shows a nu increase in the totaL rc- murces and liabilities of $2.587.929.. President, Mn. L. 8. Round: of CthI- to: vice president, Mn. Int-y Mun-r, 0t Honne; correspond"); ucremry, mu Helen Walker. of Barry; recording Deere (Ir-y. Mrs. acute Hilton. of Ev-nnon: trusurer, Mn Amelia Sanford. 0! Bloom- lnnon. , . ue Cele H- Elect o-eu-I. At the nnnunl trad-mg in Elgin of the W. ('. T. l‘. the election of state of. floors for the ensuing yelr resulted al follows: The (kid body 0! n soldier wu found In a field on ‘he farm 0! Solo. Sitver at Vile Ridge. Bl. :hroat who cut and a bloody razor was lying by‘ bk side. In his pockeh were found hi1 furlough papers. showing him m be W G. Sutltr. I privue of company C. Second .‘xliuiuippl volunteers. find (but he Lnd permiuion to go to Chicago. He “a: buried with | flag over hie gra To. I’IM Elven-u. Contrary to previous reports. the recrlptu from all sources for the stat. (Air in Springfield this year were 8.”),- 000. which was very good, considering that it ruined the two III! day: of thl fair. The total expenlcl “ere $50,000, 50 that the state bond of agricultun comes out urn). TM gale "cl-1pc. were 874 000. spun-t 844.00 lust par. LII! )ur' u receipts wcre 060,000 and expense: 856,.000 glam-lo Report .. Alton ‘ Gllubur; Aurora Bent-Vine Bloominnon . Cllro .. , . Chum lign Dun! k . Eu! 81 Louis. Poul OIQe lineup“. A report by lhe auditor {or the post office dqmrtment thaw: the following incnase in ncripts of the principal pom oflives in Minois during ‘he hut rim-n1 year as owr Xhone 011897: 'rr-udr'd- - Cancun. Joseph Cox-cornn and Min Lela S'mde. butli weaknown young p'ooplc' of Carlyle. in company with sever-n!" young friends. took an nfternoonwulk out to lhe cemetery. While thereyouug Curcorun mu. playfully handling u revolu-r, when l! was accidentally discharged. the ball striking Mll- Shade. (‘orcoram who supposed ho had killed her, placed the revolver to his head and shot hlmulf. dying in- Itnnlly. Miss Shade received only . flesh Wound and will recover. IDLINOIS STATE NEWS. 'IIOOIIOIO booth. 3503.664'Decnlur 850 Elxln 1.483 Evnnnon 2.579 Jacksonville 8.283 JOHN ......... 1.206 flollne ...... 2.7M‘Monmouth .. 811 Fee“. 1-?“90'997 ‘. m fibcu'ora 2.”! Sprmzfleld . rwfii