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(Mlu‘ Lu \(‘us “1L!|llllgl .‘5 5. ' .A‘vg-‘éué‘ Ragiaml‘fim "Li A Couple went from Mamiachusutts up into Vernon, VL. last week to he married. State Senator Hitt, an old bachelor, was callvfl in as a justice of tho m-ace. He took a young at tornvy Bacon. along to act. as his “clerk." Squirv Hitt did not know just how to procm‘d. but this is what ho did. Standing hvforo thu anxious couple hp Raid “Mabel. do you swear to take this man for your husband?" She did. Then turning to the young man he said: “ Georgmdo you swear to take Main-i to he your wife Y" George sworn. Then Judge and Hon lT in our imprmsi )n that the- pen ple of Illinois are nut prnutl ()f the fact that its governor has live-n in- (lictml for Inalfr-asancw in other. But then (hivernor Grout of Vermont in out in a two cnlumn card. nonparivl, explaining why he wasted several thousand dollars of tlwstate'smonvy un junkets etc. Strange times these. Tun propose to go tu'the-(‘hicugu council meeting thin “we-k with ropes in their hands to haul out and hang aldermen whovotv tu giva tlw city‘s franchises to, (‘harlr-s T. Yvrkes. That is What is called the “rope ar- gument." i Tum had an mlrthqunko- in Oak land. California. last wr‘ekNVo-dnn‘t PRIM'Q um- here tiH next .jpril. Advertising rules made known on nppllcalbon at this office. Editor’s Resld'ence. - Business and News Office. LEWIS B. Hmmnv. The Highland Park News.t l'ulvhxhrd m H16 mh‘h‘alx I‘Jz‘n. Hwhwmd .nnl lx'm‘mm \ Alh'rnmm x.» lrrm», 51 no mnnlhs, {u «(‘nl~ F RI DA Y I) H TEMJSE R I (S Cd ill l‘uxk. I EVANS 6: FORREST. H‘ TELEPHONES xmt ”Hux- .‘1ANAHER uunlhx th um I Huhlmlni EDITOR. Enrrnn Stearnsuf (hr Wuukugun Sun has fired a pmnle-mus editorial in l’rvsidvnt. Nit-Kinky on his [0“, (MO men standing army. and no“ William must take cart). for hrnthvr Ste-arnu don't fir» blank curtr‘idges nr smal! shut illfét. tn scurethe enemy, Hr- fires to kill ma witnesa tlw slain on the WPSt nidv of North Henessw street A Dzmghtvrnf the'Rn-vdutiun dim! :5 {gmtuxn,:l‘1iai.taglxlif, fig.» who was born in Norwich. \'t.. April 12. 1‘“ '5. Her futho-r unlisted vurly and svrwd lhrnugh thr Rz-thmun. «I!» swim-ml} murriml um! settled in Nuruich and gun. 1hr hnvn a lot for 1 u cenwtrrv. \\h¢~re hia dullt'htvr..\liss L Harrie-b! \u“ Vt‘r “us buried. Such liiilluhtd‘rhdrt-nut wry nuuwmlh! Sum: people are Inwbidly sensi- tivrx almut‘their IIHHH‘H appearing in tho paper. lf every Ullt‘ mm like thmn a mewspnper Would Iw wander- fully entertaining, would it, not. Not a person's nanw nwuiiunwl in any ')f its columns. ()fcuursv their mvn porâ€" 801ml and private ninHurH how- ever much fhn gossips might rnliHh' thvn). nu Hunsihh- wlitur would pubâ€" lish. But Phupll‘ huy tlw muvmwimn they suhsvrilw in a paper and um thorofuru entitlml tn the- m-wa untl the editor in in duty bound to furn» lHll tho newn. That is his lnminess, with wimlum and «lim-rvliun. zinxl if THE HIGHLAND PARK NEWS zitur Hitt amid 501leme are mun and \Vifn," (Vlt‘l'k Baum In kiss [1‘ (‘lvrk 132mm In kiss tln- bride. and lln- )‘mmg grown uhjm'tud. but his huhur tuld Lim that was necvsaur)‘ to make- thv marriugu lvgul. and hr suf {Hr-d it to h» than» "I uwouryuu and urdt‘rvd Rafien Baker. wish My remind the public that, a tun of coal makes a Huimhlé- Christmas prmwnt. “'9. the) undersignvd do hawhy agree to refund the money (m a .Mcont hottltmf (ireene s “arrzmtu -d Syrup of Tar if it fails to cure your cough ur cold We also gunruntm- .1 2n cont hottlo to prove satisfactory 0r mmwy refunded. Full information can be secured by calling on or addressing J; Y. Caiahan, General Agent, Ill Adams Street. Chic 2t) The Nickel l’lutn Road will rec-ll tickets to any paint on tlwir lllH‘ at a fare and u th'ml‘fur the mundtrip, account of Christmas and Ncw Ymtr’s holidays-i, ()II December ‘33. 24, 2‘5. 3.2-0 and 3]. mm, and Jun? nary lst und 2nd. with return limit tn and including January 3. Mil”. Students upon presentation of pmn er credentials‘ can obtain tickvts at the name ratv. guml to return until school conveims. SPEAKING IN ITALICS. It used to he said of Gladstone that he was one of the Englishmen who could talk in italics. The Park has one minim" my ner. and tax pay N? v a. ,_ er w It) is li e (iladritone or he “a; the other (lay when he opened up on our city alilermlm. or a portion of them. He scored them right and left in as vigorous. language as the army was Hilltl to have used in Flanders. The burden of hiq scathing rhetoric was the way the electric mail and the paving of St Johns lllltl been mapagr ed. We harl not s-mppmed he cared a copper about the whole affair. he lHltl never'saul a word orevinced any interest, but like a Hlnmlwring vol cano he hurt-st ft rth, If he is a fair representative of the people today. some local politicians-t need to look carefully after their political fences, for there is mischief brewing and no mistake. Mina McFlarrety don't want her wedding (lescrilmtl. fiht‘ should not gvt married, Why Not Spend Christmas and New Years At Home. Plum. W. Svm‘MArm-Lu ‘INTERPRISE Dam (‘n A CARD.