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V Fits. Iguana Ten-{hiy- 3. Doctor. Failed. ONCE A READER : "CHICAGO JOURNAL. ALWAYS A READER My Bad Two to Six ' . Every Dny. A paper Ihnt has the most com- nnn service obtainable from Input- 0! the world. In col- mm us most completely edited. Bounty. music and drama, litera- m and an arc ably commented la financial, commercial ‘1! lira flock reviews are ncknowl to be thoroughly complete .0“ reliable. TH! OLQEOT DAILY "ICPAPIR IN ILLINOIS. m I. YEA S "E MOIE PAPER {Railroad News. QI‘Ilos' Net-vino Cured M IMO“ by Elfinâ€"83.00 I L You By Ian. £1 Ah. one-p run In nanny 0th" “‘ III-h On the wont. Ind norm-wont. v A took ohm-L Colon-to. 71 m, ’0" of Illmlntlonl A bo-uuml Dori a! nu. Prion I coul- In .. flood loco”; Why am a nâ€" .“ II Oohndo non Inna"? We publish A flu too]: About No- “I. flu: Q My cup 0! the tutu. ”II o! Islam-Hon. Fm l 0.1" And 8rd Tucson]: of ouch .0.“ Hon-noctu- oxcuuion- to “My polol. In the well. Inc! the "t n on. [In plu- .2 for ‘- mama... .0. 7. 8, nud 9 on locouut of Live (Rock us’n meeting “auto" 1215. round trip on will be sold at. one rue for h" porno-lu- all It that... 0!- or Iohphono tho I‘IIO. ha'wa noond clue colonlst ex- vl- tho Burlington '0 nd northwest. Jun 5-,“) 51‘ ,lsr. llb Ap'rll 5-19 at. w Douvor, Colorado Springs, MO lnhrmedlnhflmlnu. :P‘Nonl'irWe al- L 31‘" (In hand fabulou- lo. 3. ;.' KLEIN. woman-tn ICC-D... m u! cur aura an mas, mum Ame, pour" 31!” mi nail... Indm make very pm‘mpt deliveries. Olden called for i! deified Telephone No. 231 32 South Main Street ........ 1‘ch Amt. me- new mama»; {roll Doc. 28 Int. Owing to I new M! "an“! 1116 b! the mm” 'm ill-bl. to land Mr. Johnson at nation In- ticket “mad, but left is!“ Moon any...“ m c:- 2w Howard Cooper Johuan, 1 young buyer of Phlhdolphh, has sued the Pmlylmlg Miran! company for 2 Wutch-out for our lord and power alga when he '1er melon! and "latter! plenty." There’s walking up u sure a you "we. â€" Montgomery Evening Times. Ah. the treachery tint lurks In royal shins! Put not your trust In princes. and berm at them whether they be "bred In the purple" under the elleto systems and dynastic forms of the out, or embroiled In mowy mh‘ec by hrumy rustic hands In the cotton fields at the south. Partlcuhrly eon- stdcr them when they come bearing gnu. We must remember (but King Cot- ton I. u nth! 0M monarch with all of the Icklenecs sud humanities: a! runny. It is I predicate for fellcltntlon, or lolllflcttlon. If you will, but then It mustn't turn our heads. We must Itoâ€"t sci unduly Aimed over “can! cmton. "0h. he's I" mix!" on “night won-uh,“ vs: the reply, "an when It come. to trimmln‘ up 'mund a “lo- mph pole he Iln't In It. II All. at an." â€"~Philldelphla Pm" -_.. ........ manor. "b have to be Then. I" “A, no I'll "motto u out: a! nun on the wall Then. Inn The dlviaton superintendent hippo. In that In]. talked in the fireman. "Pu. how‘s the new mun" nu nixed. Win- one of the amnion moi of the and Northern a n' rm“ wu m to work cum" weeds and cleaning up the right 0! "1. Thu new III- worked had, but. of mum. was sub jetted to critical Iltenflon on (be part of the rest of the king. In which Amflan tori-Ingram chm~ In. the undam- 0! their Madman. ll. bellow: um us! In upholding Mala cl nu nun-innu- good vmrk ”mam Ill causes. A anon Nan‘. Pruldcnl um of the 0m! North- “ tell: I My Ill-ulna“ a! (be In] nmu of bl. which that” am? do bl. tough not: all" to ceiling.â€" Then. laughing nyly. m- ulna» lyâ€"uy. minim-young old mu Ibool had- ud sped Molly city In III-l on. a! lion soul-union!“ ur- Then. with both land- In M- pool:- 00. no lwlrlod about In I not! 0! vino-(to and point“ lmlmlly tn I "Gunman." nld be. holdln. up (an anger In I dollchlfully cbldlnx manor. "be-m of Ike mu. I'll have to be you! man." “The roam! man I know" came romping Into the Hen-on purlor the 01th day. his lure u erect Ind even buy“): u II. VI! non um. blu choolu Inhod with health, Ind his manner ovorflowlu with fun and good humor. Dr. Honoon Hold. HI. Youth. “He In the youngest man I know." m- In. Hen-on 0! her Miranda husband. Dr. B. P. Henson, pastor 0! Trauma! temple, um truly be. [I I woudorfnlly youthful man. a they no A churning, uncut-led couple. , ( J.____‘ Iculptor'u Work levol Praia. Paul W. Bartlett's heroic statue of Jonsph‘Wan-en is Lem: ambu- a one of Mia'- Vice. 1 an: n the pawnbmker'm In bed In I bull room. Sir, I lnclose tho ack9L"â€"Phll|delpbfia Pant. "Honored Sirâ€"l cannot find words mungâ€"l do not know how to convey to yonâ€"l sand speechless, alr. aghast, airâ€"but. In, laul ‘bm!'â€"-but l was anvenâ€"forcedâ€"compelledâ€"agaln to pledge my evening garments a: col- htem «entity for [he Hum of $2. Redeem them and I am a! your perm "Come-thing” Up in Cotton. The hour arrived; also a messenger boy wlth this now: This went on day after day till fln- ally Mr. Lowell hit on the plan of hld‘ ‘lng his business suit while he was out at the room, telling hlm that the charwomm had carried It on by mls- take. and sending him away at the end of the sitting In his evening rig. con- fident that he had no other, and that he would return the next day ready to pose. hock, my evening garments fox; Redeem them, alr, and I am a! 3 service. Here Is the ticket." ' 90m ”odd. . .. Orion lawell; the men-zine illustra- t0r. lined to have a model he valued highly becsun he enuld wear evening clothes “like I gentleman," some- thing which the protesslonal model unnot nlwnys do. The fellow had am mrently seen better days, but the only remaining relic of them was his dress suit and his ability to wear it. ‘ He would usually turn up fifteen mln- ‘ nus before the appointed time for the slttlng, wearing a shabby business suit, and after some moments' rapid talk on my subject which came upoefi most he would any: “Blr. I am very sorry-J regret to sayâ€"4 feel it more than you can pos- siblyâ€"l am overwhelmed with con- tuslonâ€"butâ€"but, slrâ€"â€"but, l was obliged, absolutely obliged, to seques- inteâ€"to hypothecateâ€"lu short. to loop for His Rights. All!» Umomfulln mum to No um amhuwm Mania hlm 001‘ 1“!“ ‘l'l'cifi.’ AI uwAL. ments for $2. I am a! your [ "Because there's nothing In tn. world that can hold a candle to It.” Whereupon the company chased Install from the roomâ€"New York Tunes. During a lull in the cmvef'nntlo: Wllder ventured to Intimate that to, him dynamite seemed the most won. derfnl of all Inventions. ‘ A Wilder wmiclm. u recently happened that Marshall P. Wilder was in the company of n number of men who were discussing the wonders of Invention Ind of dlo covery during the last hundred years 1 "Marie Corelli, the most Christian Indy and the greatest writer the world has even known vith the exception at Shnkespeare. said in one of her novels. the 'Sorrowa of Satan: that sat" never troubled about the cabinet nmy later: as he ran sure of them. . . But It Mute Cor-em had all! that 8. tin never troubled that town council-1‘ on she would have been Just In neat" the mark."â€"London Dam Newt. l An Eloquent Election Address. One of the most eloquent election Ad- dresses ever penned come: from the In- tallect of a municipal candidate at Clifton. whose Mme In most suitably Mr. Brain. This gentleman com- mences thnx: "Why dynamite?" asked one of I?» II VI: who. nummntnlnum. Bore my load of me! and rare; w my m'n. Inn-m my Mum my love! we», bro-n and burn: Rom Ill wayward mops ham «tr-yin. Into any on"... um! "own. 1'.th MY mum lips to nun " ow l 1y the «lava to chat" But I have anon." pitta". mm” r'.°.n"." 'J ".1 "3. "'"i M 0..., seen an on! lrr Avafmen‘n silver In the halr; Time can never dlm In {hydrantâ€"- Such (he Mum-r Painter‘s tut- It was pnimed (here In By Ln: "H: the picture In my heart. â€"(,‘ha flea In Pr: tor. up nrl toll what punnu M mum! like In fallnv when he grow no. The cth unmny m. mu Mn any" In M: mm and utter 3 mm mom-nac- monl (mm Hr. I'nwle ruined. "I'll going In dig riamn."~nonmn Tnvelor. AMI I «am can Mm- "Ie Man A. I look um that canvas, Inrrod ivy llmo‘n talent)". '0'; For that warm Mart In my can": In Inc 10an M Ry IA. In I flood 'rmlm u.- nulrwny (found with "I! dun M'nn. ln_n_pl_cmrv old my! (Add. Hi. Ambition. The "no. John A ll'owie o! Dumbes- tor tau been I wry mtriutic mun thmuuhout bin Moi Whu iiviuu in New Yuri: house "In no. Do unload 0d a b‘ontth at July mtrminmt In a white school on ion inland. Mr. Powln 13th the school with - um cunning 0! ”min. and than pram-Multan Imam inmmntm mm mm udvico to the hon. Mo "toiled the qua-mie- at Lincnia. sketched M- m. briefly. uni arm theta to follow Lincoln in mtrbtinn. bounty and on In qualities that inmiiud. him. "Some of you buy- Ilny m b. . governor or I Murat.“ he sud. Selecting a lad of 7 nun. with u in. ton-sting hoe. M uimi him to "and The “hit new In be talked about. "Who struck Billy Function?“ bo- cnme I pmverblll saying. l-‘tunlly tho nary a! the reward ruched the can 0! Mn. Jenny 0. (‘onely of Alhol, N. Y. She came font-rd Ind unsorted um her luau-r. 0mm w. Tlllnmn. struck the blow, but in U) ton-“Md by the renal! that ho am lhv lo". I Ho afterward altered n' publlc r0 word through the newspapers to any one who should name the min. Agnln no one responded. He died and left 81,000 In hln will to Any one who would [urnllh the Information. (A copy of this will In aid to be filed‘ Away in the ordlnnry'n once, Carnel- ville, Franklin county. 0..) “Who struck Billy Patterson?" William Patterson, a Baltimore mor- chlm, so the story goes, was struck a sweeping gesture of depreciation the ofllclal took hls leave. Lombroso was allowed to arrange an lutervlew with- out !urther molestatlon. ,, Incident Show. Russian Government'- Fear of the Rosella. , Tho omens attitude at the Russian l government toward Tolstoi is iilustrat» K ed in the experience of Lombrdso, the . criminologist, while visiting in Mal- I now recently. Lomhroso being desir- . cos of paying his respects to the dis- ; tinguished novelist and reformer. telr . egrnphed from Moscow to Tolstoi. ask~ ing for an appointment. Scarcely, however. had the message been taken from the room in the hotel where he was staying than there came a rap on his door and who should be ushered in but the commissionaire of police! “M. Lombrono, we discover that you have just telegraphed to M. Tolstol.” “I have. What of it?" inquired the pro- fessor. “But M. Tolstoi," said the commissionaire. with thinly veiled sus- picion, “is insane." “0h, lhat's thy trouble," ejaculated the professor. "None the less, M. Commissionaire," he added, quick to seize his opportunâ€" ‘ ity. “i am an authorized physician and - make a study of insane persOns.” “Ah, indeed!" murmured the omcial, apolo- geticaily, “Monsieur makes a study of demented persons. i comprehend. Pro cisely. Monsieur is permitted." With Who How, Loinanoso saw Tou'rm. Two Nauru. the “Mailman-purl n. ,u numb-ran». ly-Marexm 1h. ImmalltllimmM-z‘wy. M men. IflhIIlnql-Olqh. and tufledflcady-tom Wafflm" â€"vasc moans, 1a cx-Kn mv f tapsâ€"a hundred things V â€"v°>~lnl l-uuuu He Will be willing .0 try Renlc‘lbcl’ l he addrgsals a dish of it, with cream, for mg”*“ ‘ ’ "‘" I WWW-menu”. A!- new NORTHERN BATHS every ml. and m a week will have the beginmn ginning of a healthy appemc. mung muchâ€"undacolledionof tondntwillbctheenvy of theboynex't door. MflbeoyJoo whose appetite is missing that there's a present for him in each package of “Vigor" â€"-baseballs, jack-knives. Sweet. crisp flakes of ‘1’)? or” Tell that so vuw ,exnmeuc: Mu Hm. boy I * BUUUH’I, bULD AND EXCHANGED. CULLLCTIUNS . I AND LEGAL BUSINESS TRANSACTED. I ‘llllilllilliffllllfflllli Id QUINCY 91" Entire Building of 8 Floors DEVOTED TO THE PURPOSE The finest valleys in the Northwest. good (or grain. hay. lruits, root crops; lor mined, stock or lairy larmiox; lor irriga- tion or not. in one wishes, are lnnml along the Northern Pacific or its hnnchorconnecting lines. The growing. thriving town: are found there. too. It in a great country. where hunting and fish‘ ing are unsurpassed and where the hotels are first class. (10" on any N. P. R. agent lor rates and detailed information or write to Charles S, Fee, (Ben. Pass. Agt‘. St. Paul, Minn. Send six cents lor "\Vonderland I903." [4 Quincy SL, near cast entrance to new post oflice building unto-one nusm runmsusn THE NEW NORTHERN av Tm; Turkish Baths IDEAL DANCE ORCHESTRA _..V. .w., -.vâ€" uv-uv IUI (or Colonials. Momma-ken and olhcni infflocl [mm Sept. [5 lo Nov. JO, 190). This givrs not only {Minors in good chance lo go home-neck. inn. all" crops are huvmtcd. but all olhcts who Irish to move perm-neatly imollic growing. Im-ming, improving Nonhwcu. or those who wish tho vigil. at .1 Irilling expense, the fine lomist muons of tho Norlhwml. arc allonled an unusual oppotlunity to do so. J. W. MORFORD. CONTRACTOR, CARPENTER AND BUILDER Tern-n 0»:qu Seriember ISIh, Jam:- aryuh and Apl’l «Ix... .. ...... 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