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w Mateo, the nmm‘ mr , has thrown down the 5mm- , to eighty lamvcou and but» H.311," to pick It up, In” VII contaminate-twink?!“ .0 of lama Icrlll stom- . “.3 fix" an u. got Shel-woof. w Mu I‘ll-ell New York Summon mes. m A Mi! 0hr OM 0' WM” Wrought Up Ovu- W W5 8.- flM m”. I). m eta-pica Albhflu 00*“ "lord their only “no“ the on“. m. vim Home do ‘0‘ M 4 to O In I quklly phnd .1 Mb momma contact. an n m in u» "medulla Inquirer. A]. m m: o! u. an oum lull-c Ital. penned in man on. ado-II manner mm: the Yunnan. Hobbit-ruck“ pucherlloAuv We. haw-d lulu“ In the noun. Ila “ hm good and Ms cum bull put miles“. as. control vn wow '“ll. He II Kllhlleh In the mu, ‘ 1- mg Ila only battery nupl'u. “I puns-Ion am we Hugo. . m- hotly two mm “QMiM maul-mmmnomua PM» Al Donne. Our of “COMO. Youuasusns HIT ,A BIG, *émTe Davie Praia. Hear-w. An enflnueiufic baseball in from Chicago provoked an argument with Harry Davie by the statement the: the Giants had a great club end would have won the world‘e defle- hut for Maw. Berry's rem: VII: "Ille- Gn'iemofthemmmd the chute would have mm ted had they any m m to iced the club.” Cut- Ofl Smoking. Vein Greg: has cut down on not- hs for You It might sleet m pinion! oondlflon. Smoking hasn't hurt m, Van can. but he an m m of for to» I! might ontoftbeloteverymnolencm "Big Six" this lesion, to show him up for what he and. Sherwood “an: Hath-mu is one at the grate“ pitchm the game has out no". but can It will give him great delight to try to knock the ball “Wu l the can: kind at picking?“ sud Simona. when he read may: story. "I number the day van. 1 think um Inky manually an. Valance the shoulder. And [thought M'u-rottonnlngtodoto. m. I willed to the plate. um I! up on It and and, ‘Come on. you fol- low dog. nnd get the ball over. no I'll show you something. He put It where I wanted It and I an Into the mterflcld bio-chm for a homo run. The members of my tum vho were there that day will bur me out In that Not the lust pan 0! Dem-ref. ML "ant performance 'u his «mm-out record, thirteen mu fAlIID‘ vlcmn to Ms um Ind an... Darrick "I the only man filo did not win! one or more than. Russell, Merton. luck and “on“ earn 'Iflnd twice. near tho but wltl his but. H. (old hat. in I game In New York Int Io.â€" aon. he (Matty) accident-fly hum Watchmen and It made lace. Io angry that he calls to the but Ill '13 the «that kind of picking. Dun-m II «cl no... “n. m mu In those road- uproot-(0d no bouillon who war. he” m (o In. no In" um}. m tn no not- ud pulling a clan nm. to ML In a. mu. Illa"! mt a match I“ to non-top. In an no one round: It 'n on, two, Ham and out. In the fourth xmunn no an m "to out and and dealing. Mung'rmw. "What mt. the WI It Minot-0M0“? "nonhuman-ammu- a. mnmmm Mub- "I don't know exactly, but I would «randy like to be able to any tho m ecu-m one. ramovea." Their Degree. "How near of kin no tho-e rela- tiva of your wfle'l who are flopping 'lth you?” "Can't help mum; It. The thir- teenth girl I asked to marry me dld "0h. lldon't know. Ever notice what DIM! when n bout cone- in In; in (MI country?” "No; whtt happen?” "Eh. I- promptly docked." m PM. “Are you no superstitious u to bo- mvo that there In bu! luck In thir- teen?" Vnflm Guam “In China a fine is imposed when 1 (min in late. Queer custom, oh?" A mm kahuna. ll- Gmhy (entering a full tram- ar an Jorklm prenm to ricerâ€"0h. doi't get npâ€"don‘t got up! Plea” keep your seat! Jofldns (slightly mudguaâ€"URQ to oblige you. mum, but I get out at thin street. '80 chk fund in that 'hut cof- neral than”, he Ml a who! of mm!" "H. didâ€"but he held . Inflo- mum at what." “Just mill or u. may nan no my “(nor could Mu bought II. for thmbudo. Ithommlldooow. 1m think tut I'd ho worth ml”â€" “Cerfâ€"Humor. Wofily. ”I don't know." did the genial phl- looopher, "but If they no whom molt monk con-In '01:: then must be 1 terrible men of rubber 1n the hon- The VIM On “I [nor that 1» Dutch [Ind-col Iuvo Jun Ml!“ Mun-tun Inland for twenty-[our dolhn." Pauly Specululvo. “1 line alt-n boon lnumtod." all little Blnkl. “In the uullwlon of van. Now when do you Inp- pou Ill than bur-ted um to m In tho and?" ”Oh. I don’t want to lose her,” cune the cheerful retort, "but then no “men when I'd like very much to mn- hy her (or a law houn."â€"Hnrpor‘l "Timothy. you'd i-ogret those words It you should suddenly lose your wife.” Would He Mvenlle‘l Hr. Meeting In: hnbitually all thnt the first syllable of his name miaht mm. but a day came when the worm turned at last. and spoke his mind freely to that other member of the do- me-uc firm who had assumed lender- Ihip. Mrs. M. stood aghast and then remarked ominously: Thenrtyroflnmhllm 'I'o nbeourcflrltu that Mvotunk. Aa-mnnmhm. WHY JACK FAILIO. Hard to link. It “ranger. "But. my dear sir, your play doe: not even touch the chords of humanâ€" In!” remarked . theatrical teases, referring to a comedy that he an defined to scan. "What? No human touch? Grant Scot!” “chimed mo drmutht. “And the m h dim mummmm- 8o. fog from tot-nun: It: youthful enmity (or the an. the colt bu grown up hula; everything bovine. The firmer bu had to erect a high fenco dividing the posture. nod to keep cow- and horses “pound. The colt other- wise (ammo in every way. loos wild with ru‘o at sight of n cow. ma attack. her with hoof: And tooth. For this reason It I: Imponlblo to drive him In the country. and his ovner lo oven obliged to stable him In 1 bond- hg remote from night and land of the cow-rd. m the colt wan licking no In hula at tho other and of tho pan-um. and would hurry to the good-natured more. who seemed to dmbp 1 ml demon for her footer bnby Ind was “"8 willing to mother It. To this. however. her own cumin: “tenuous- ly objected. So noon n: It observed the cult enjoying the nourishment which It eon-Mend m on excluflvo right. the colt would chm-[e on the In- tofloper Ind. nothing It llmly by the back a! the neck. would yank it may from the natural (aunt and «be m Inflated on bola; Md by the more. Rani-fly mry .oflfln‘ the ml! mid watch It. chance for bruit-m 0- u stock fll'ID our Syracuse. N. Y.. 1 ed! and con were Dom on the find”. Bomultvuold enough to run about the cal! rookie- ?! repudiated m Janey lather and our. Mum to c." Om Until to “~on Ivory m of an Davina. 0mm Jon. I: mfecuy hwy-p in how. hot: to clmln'elt the once NEVER FMBOT ITS Ell!" h m. (ah-net" o! m mum; ‘mu if be «your: con. out have "I but Mn to death." muted um tho I". and eff-.- of moody "IN no». mo mourn o! It» Ilium, but «on one of IN- Inoc- Ifl “out no men of m; "as. "All an that on too! amnl." Io hum 'l'hoy but tho melt no mum“! lunarâ€"flu 10M". [or "link. and Juan 1 Carbon and Putin] Icht- Iud and Cut 11mm Joanne. m In- ror o! the mulch. "a charm that (I. mall New York boy is not well Ir. Joan protons. What he vul- to I“ Smith about In muhlu that I» do.- noo. mp0“ to con“. to any small boy In a. worldâ€"cuddly to usual] Dayan-ad Inasmuch: mum! porilou-ly approaching Into. Bo nm In: had. ll. dlnctn tho null boy I. A low", my to “I. III lane and be quick thou! It. And never mad Ibo cud. "Jun uy Jerry Jolson b hem." ho an to the null boy. The until boy pub but the hunk of m and In. down on M- mm lmlo bench and Indicato- vma an .9? o! hamy that than will b. lotus; dolux until In «to tho can! he and for no "no full history of Ir. Joua' mom out. If Mr. Jon- m. h to In P. le 8mm: It In only by u coming to the torn- nude by tho nun boy. Thu-flan. Mr. Join In in n fro-h m of am Mum! lot me upon the one. ban of Mn Manda. wt to I null boy. Gerald Jones came here from Chl- mo. Consequently there are a num- ber of things about New York which he compares with the same things in Chicagoâ€"much to the disadvantage of New York. One that chiefly irri- tates him is the oillce boy habit here. the Cincinnati 'i‘imeeStar's New York correspondent writes. Gerald Jones enters the oflee of a friend of his. A small. cynical boy meets him at the wagon, rail. Ilr. Jones declares that he wishes to see his old college pal, P. Nona! Smith. The small boy demands a card. and hands him a blank form. ‘Write hm what you Chicagoan EMhuai-nic Ovor Bah-mo Which Ho Claim: In Great Ouc- cm in New York. u. u-c uuuuuu u; ur pl mm. It ou so desire fled. Don/net's Grove, Illinoiu April 25th A. D 1912 HFVRY H. WOELPERSHEIM. E'xeoulul of the estate or Mathias Mev. (lemmas-d. Hl‘NGE. HARBOUR am! CHADWICK. PLEASE TAKE NOTICE._ That. on the third day 0! June. A. D. 1912. at the hour or ten o'clock a. m. or as soon thereafter as the matter an he heard. the undersigned will present to said court mt the Probate Court Room at thumn. llllnols, In suld county. h»: final account as executor of said estate. and ask that the same may In approved. that Hula estate be declared settled and that the undersl'ned be discharged from his duties or and mice. at which time and gun are notified to be present. State of Illinois, County at mm. In. IN THE PROBATE COURT OF DUPAGE COUNTY. To the June term (whereof. In the matter of the final settlement or the estate of Mathias Mey. deceased. "IPthxflalen. Mey. Downer'n Grove. no ‘ To Franklin.Me . Vandnlm. Illlnola. To Jacob Me]. Jule. Illlnnlu. To Henry Mey, Llsle, llllnols. . T10 David Hey. slmmbum. l'ennsyl- van n. Heirs at law of Mathias May. deceased. WPFESSES THE OFFICE BOY lEBAl KNEE. Arltlrn'mV-Vyx the Have we my right to uh fl"! ta mp Into the ham work of m- um: no training? God mac Mud! u we" as lav-am, and they (on m be m; mo. um will better work together. The winter and musician could give II nothing If - their had! were not trained. Tuning will mic the work easier. The old method at working cm. a burden: the people lather new novmtfleholdorlowlomm‘ Wn‘flmornot,no “All the girl's "mining limit he to- ward the home and home mixing. at that In th mow! sacred vines in the world. No taming an be better 31v- en which she um and more occlsIon to apply. ly MRO. NIL“! KID!!! JON“. The. girl who can 1. the one who when advantages 0! hot man!” and helps make thin world that to want. but upon M rest- the rum- mmy of pmmng these opportunist. Originally n In! pinned in aim. the boys, but tn the mlect of the (Mn. who 11919? were given I clue: am" they had asked to be let In M pmwd their real worm. My Idea of menu | young music I- as follow: rm: have In. In your hum loou; Illa: mam work around Mm. mun; your M o. M. noelâ€"- nnor alto-pt to touch MI 8.4 or no“ at am; untch lad rub MI: I. much 0 you cu. II a ("I on." you will he ublo to no use to N. w. Put a good .1001 balm on Ila. ll. Mu fun when In on m 0!de 0: males. When you hllch hlu m. I mod broke born or main. Mm than. tying the young on. In the old 0‘0. Work Mn flow”. but"). null load. and min. up In Mm anon '- ll- Mn no... It It thou" In rum Um Mum lmpr m: a harm- or an; (In young on. an (M nut-Mo no! a. on mun In the mm». Ila man not to work them loo lard II first. A mul- Innwa man than tom. men who won Mn, "0 VIII 8“ sullen I“ I. laxtnrt from n wiper mud balore tin Corn Growm' And Btm-kmeh'l convem 1 linn ll l'nivenlly of lliinoil. The mule In a very much abused and maligned animal, in iact. more so than any other. all cnuud often from the ill-II inndiing. Moat people when they commence on I mule. (fab him by the our and try to roll it to the him '01.. cigar. More than likoly they have I club or plu-h'orl to beat him with. “tally, titer tying him with n big draw halter which will make MI hold wra they will bitch I mi! of them to I wagon or Ilod and than three or tour his “flows will not in and run than: a mile or two. prowl, cutting them with I whip every lump they mun. When-run down they drive them to town A low nil“ throat: tho mud. making their shoul- den burnt And raw. mouthn Ion, Ind inw- thinned {mm the hi3 hilar- Nut morning "my will be (than to the Mid Ind upset-d to do in much work I: a uuonod hone. in it n wonder "at I mule Ilii lick with that kind 0! (mi? I. By CHARLES c. JUDY, Tannin. Munch. TRAINING aims FOR THE HOME UFE A Tum of Good F-rm M0000. A commutation Loam The total Attendance In It. cnlturll short courlqnt (I. u.. ‘ ' . 0! "Much m an. M m d- ' ' foreign country was ‘ " From “mu-emu“ ,.. H the! on uhohulfl’. no " ' nerel o! Ind roan-dull I! Itundue'o (m m '- Thu. let us sin to the on “I ~ homo. "Ming MIC, Ind till II w: have the hon.- vo ant; mi. MuthMd'm'o um Old mammal-u whom “4 Therein mama-mu. forge! Mrmmmmnm loan. which in to keep m “ and “g. nuhmuthcm- tbe Ont attention. l to wane extent. By snow but. they will burn something 0! "I“ um how um wan to m. noedc. Ind halal” the mm. '0 - wavy expect It to some no u no- pectnmm o‘! theJleuenly Mar. The ham: um be mad. noel it. Iva-mm! I! all the children n. on“ ”The" I. In much h but!” “A” ulnbmdluhouu. "mutt mu mule you nuataothnodnlfi“ 4 , mmdmmwummm ,: orvleo um. "mum-CM 3y mule do not Inc I LON-pound Ill. V“ Mamwlmm.ubm f ofthohwuotutnntldlltolofl (us he. ' Dina-u: um]. no In. VIII-0 Mm how to Intel: In!” for IIF bombutulmuroodu-ou’“ When 3 bunch o! .9110: nul- mfi , Mfumnmhulhnfi“ ‘3‘. In the but“. Inducti- huomr ' plant: 0! no... to: but mum ~35! h-vy adding, and II m ‘ Jonah-c- web It clovot In. { hm.“ con shallot out. and co.- m at mtdm-Ioaoullulud mwr.mhqu-hm 3! vafiufiu-ufllfl 5 1'; In: IIIOOII ~- num ou booth“ by Ionic- In chma-numm.~db mutant-l “an: m; law. In (In lull-Ik- urn-mm“ W ‘ hunt and Inn WNIKM ‘ ucnuomumnnu- rm oouo. A“ non nil- V hook. lum- Olty. I-“ M vii». Aunt. an In, other I‘ an: cm” In lb. but m no arc-tut Int-bot a! but Ila! [o to hawk-uh. u to" I. H pun", or m wbm than no ’ ml III.” In our new d .0- 5‘ mum . "I!“ II... m 8‘. Th- Inna «mu III. "I. pine wond- Iorn “4m. hfi' cpom for work It Mun too in! an the slut. l hue “on nuk- M m gunned um ny and no"! [at m Ame-shun! M m