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Real Utopia at Capital’s Front Door ‘ Well. in my to get there. Just get on a Common lino car marked “District line." and ask the conductor to lot you on at Sixtyâ€"nut street. manhunt. Then follow your an“. ac- oordln. to the directions. The am thing you know you are right In the heart. of Utopia. town hall mm m mm m ... Hg l‘ the "Manor Ilm‘ at Radio Highland. realm In new and and- la mun" Ila-fie Highlands wlil cone to ml to Washington wt“ Vanities mod 3. Chi! ten to Putts um mace there. and am: the mat novel and trim“! no fat was that at “tel a. an! alt-ch. of on Well my“ thvntm (A31 '32 but: no «in night. The «tenan- III! In a diner «Inca to “out 300 the nod archive drcla o! (if i NEILMDB a! rapidly nylodlu ”mm mm- and a» sudden lawman- of I ulnhtm um. loll at run platoon: o! null!- col- dlonluo‘uloldolm." with. M17 «up... con- of Red (‘rou “no. mail" to do ame- anon It. W In a. crow-lac [cum I. a um. o! and“. which I“. the “9.000 m Ir. and In. 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Who would believe that ii: I locality not fer removed from Washington. and peopled by Washingtonian. the to Illnilc eiraw flde still exists. and the historic town hall is the center 0! eo- elel ecflvliy? And that the quiiiing bee in It"! an accepted method or peeing the long winter evenings? Where is the Uloolg where umy pulls and lemon: ponie- are still an accept. ed lien: or emmlnnenl. le nked. Mn. Edward 11 McLean’s 350,000 Feb ASHINGTON.â€"it has been claimed that one can and about. anything desired In Washington, from armadil- loc to mien. but what mident of this in]: city ever suspected that there is. limos! in Its very mid-t, a peace- iui farming community, the residents 0! which have perfectly fresh eggs for bmkiut cwrxday in the week with lover a care whether the market price in 50 cent: 3 dozen or non at .m m.“ I. mt“ 'N. I“ Mmutumu the magmatic-amn- mu (or :- an: can! for homo M to the In. 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Ild ban" meta. It I: u shine to think that the m xrmm Hula Iowa will be baton loo. «allowed up by tho Inn-din; do. The first thing you know you I!" fish! In the heart. of Utopia. town hall and all. It In Capitol Heights. lid. By all rights It should he 3 part of the District. for It In populated by Wash. Ingmnianl. and Its citizen- for the most part have their bullneu In Illa cl”. They have real chicken In CI!!- Ito] Heights. hens that lay eggs. and rooster- that crow like all get out It daybreak every morning. The social life of the community center: about an town hall. when dancel. plays and “In m frequently given. The town boul- I IAdlel’ Inl- pmvemcnt We. whose duty It is to see (but the light: are "shied ev- ery night so that their husband-‘0:- Ilnd the way home. and a cmun' u- mlnuoI-whlch accomplishes Wu- nlve legislation. 0:: moonlight mm: the bullet Improvenunt auoclauon rullm t bl; lulu In coal all. be: «me hubby and- his way to MI m doorstep In the lulu or the noon. to lot you on at Sixtyâ€"tint street nouns-st. Then follow your nose. ao- oordln‘ to the directions. @SSSHIP dingy nthlhepflm.flhlflcaminthemawm-mnv eflofl wired to lake an nape h to leisurely lunar. The men an engaged I: hum; mic. 0mm me! m m clams land. Face-PRESIDENT or BIG snow] '11. only honor Inch!“ 5- the am- m "I'm! I. um um- In true!“ ho- Mn by Imtvmly. «mm and “imam. Rum |o :- convict no outlay. cmMm ml mm m M- ”um-“Mulnmmdm non honor 0n. the avenue perm whomâ€"hetmihehnlndm- mmtkdh-dmy'nmdn plump", am. Our-M West 0! Ore- m rmtly throw open the barred door! of the 0mm state penflenttery end turned more. than 200 001nm: Out Into the Inviting forests sad news to serve the remainder of tin-Ir term: without guards. urtpep. them or etockades. With one nee! the dungeon. the Cari cell. the ”rived units. the h" and chain and the (anon 'ero wiped am an mmnury "pens ot the trust!- tutton and In their atom! was estab- lished a unique end rerotuttonery. Ito-or mm. Slnce the first whotenh liter-the aim have been sued to the "at as they have prove- engine until the total member today In atom 500. Horror In the may guard over fifteen cam culv- which ere ulntalned permanently In various part: of the this, in some use: .any mile: [run the inunflan." 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