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Hubbyâ€"«Inn you caught death 6 cold. eh? mayâ€"No: but I m «ml-g my new pink callo- uncut ‘th do you me"; by In this do pence denouncing the mm on w.- lay influenced. newspaper regularly? -â€"You say Pussy 1: very Slickâ€"Well, no. You see me of need In her surroundings? our neighbon are shun on vacations -Ol|, my, yes. Why. when most all summer, and we don't find It in arm around her she" In- necessary to nblcflbe. you «9.1“: last the Senator in. um um nowm anon mom (emfâ€"Satire. "You. And he In doing so nicely Ho ‘0 perfectly at home In Algebra.” "Well, I hope If: n good non! "Not to the hunter with real nor!- lng blood In him; he dam"! me whether he gen anything or not.“ "But I’ll hunting for work.” tm'. omen". ‘lt’n discouraging to go hunting an! that day um not get anything." Nu "or ”now. P. nation-4W9“ Ana pom (hunch col‘exo you m‘l m" ho! much «Mum It will one Co met the root? Anhioâ€"Pam. If I km the mo! letter! I rock! have named um: acne luau-d at cm- minim..- "AM ll «to department km bony?" "Bay! 1 am” 3” so. Why, we have four "man a you!" “No.” mulled Ban-lot Sorghum: ”It I. bot-0min: calm" to be mum with mum-lax W10 mu. thatch» your mm may be. "any are naming matured to than 0! the other to!» "New Anemia. “When you are running (or In 0! m." all "an “MP!“ In palm“. "you In mono.“ to “lump that you I" under Io mph. an you not." In, Hum "You Inc I m» department In your villm. l "vapour ulna RN dam" to “whine. “Oh, you.“ :1le no [mind an! Quickâ€"Don't you subscribe for a Sheâ€"l wonder that thou II about tho who" that tutu one so unu- mental? litâ€"Tho bathing slrlt. I sue-n. f “Yea. I think That'l My Umbrella: Thank You Ever so Much. Mrs. Chun- i tor. for Returning It." "Don't let that bother you. Maybe the cat will eat the parrot." “Tum-e you go. Can't we start for a couple or days in the country with- out you worrying?" ‘But we have come on and left the cat and the parrot with nothing to eat." "w: Your Ago. My son. I Realized the Importance of an Education Much More Than You Do.” 9 He Dldn't Like Elthor. “John. we must go back home In- stantly.” " ”WM... 'Aad-oyo-hmmohnioofln "Your Sermon Wu Perfectly Lovely, Dr. Baxter, but I Thought It Was a Little Too Short.” "Ye‘a, John aid 1 Hub Got to Go and Dress lor Mn. Leder- Party, and It's Awfuuy Th‘GBOIIIO." ”I Wanted to Give that Head Walter a. Generous Tlp, but He hooked no Swell I Didn’t Dare Otter It." paring for a Trip to Europotff “How I Do Hate the Bother 0! Pa.- DOORSTEP IUBOCRIIERS. Union w. Clfl'ltd. ”Tick, tick." my. the clock. But but or slow. Am“ the block 1: can nut to. III" the III. Arum "an and 091mm! FAVORITE mono". Undulnblu. MUST BE. led. According to Mr. Whitehead, an aim aclocl. I: going to cousin the Maury or ’ public mflce corporation! thu will mks local but!“ “BM”. Tholddny.whenyonmmuvo going to pay you without any fans. All you do In to walk up to the claim agent‘a once. tell him your trunblea. point out that the conductor nova bow It happened and you get a check. Yea, air Jnat like that. Well. at lean one of the street rail- way companies of Wiahlngton saya that is what they are going to do. and that one is the Washington Rnllwu and Electric company. according to F. I. Whitehead. ita claim department II his inane. the husband In: and to "growl" and me the but Migmmmigahmnnlyn his way down town. The Intru- of the Initial! has kept . straight face and said nothing. BI! stolen ouch, like murder, will on and thousand: of format "growl- en" will know what has become of m "lobbing bone" which II times pa have vanished iron their wardrobe- br arming ables. Salmon” in the hosiery depart- TREET red“, companies ere go- In; to put into elect e policy of not fighting calms they believe to be just. If they hurt you or tear your clothes or anal your bet they are on man the husband. of Wu.- I-gtan have wondered why the "ml boxes" which “on their elmâ€" !onlen have shun been empty. Winn when mentioned have ro- am“: “You socks are a" dirty. dour. Why don't you mm to put thanlntho'ulndtmyouleed M crawl about than cnry an or The chance of ulna; I mm» on n Huey print I. um lo In vary to no“. In tho Int plan. the nut. on I pot-od- lawn or Mad never clung. during Illa. And In no. new“ plan. than I. only on clue- I- on- ty-lwo Minoan, u m bun minted. when no pot-on would «who an an: In." Mun. “new“ the The In" print Wm bu proved not only popular with the one." of llroollyn out-u Inultnllonn. but lino m proud :- “mun. mgm 0! M lull-lung the “on“: o! the um» c. I. not“. cubic: of the Union autu- but. said In hollowed the nu- "! prim ”Man of nunuum wu antitank. but In did no! .00! I! n was mod“ In WMMQI‘M. but: luv'o “on!“ the system at an." win! signature. {or um: um- mu mtouon In muse-lad to lo- efl but". that "no plan might be hulk!- tor umm common: hm. mam PRINTS u a moon- of Iden- tifying depoouon who moot write that: ulna my ho adopted by Wuh- lnclou nun. Among tho patron: o! u. hooks. cop-cull! of thou which do a avian bull-cu. the proportion 0! "Hunt“ lo con-Month. II no all by blnlm (ho other do); and tho he: that son. of tho Brooklyn According to evidence. Milo Throcl- mot-ton. accompanied by Mia Annie hurts Tully, who live- with her. will ed (mm the an of her promise. Into Bunny's may jun u Welll opened the cute 0! the Hmklol' um! and ”and out with tho bulldog. Mia: Throclmorton, who lives at 121 0 street. southeast. was In court as a witness in the me against Miss Lillie Hinkle or 119 C street. wutbeul. charged with permitting her bulldox to run at large without a muzzle, and In another case again-t Edward Wells. Mlu Hlnkle's brother-Imlnw. also liv- Ing at 119 C street. northwest. (or cruelty to minds. In that be per- mitted the .dog to kill the “then. ASHINGTON.â€"-A twining narra- tive of [10' Miss JOIODhine Throckmorton. author. mint and lover of “our dumb friends." braved n an. age bulldog In a vain endeavor to save a kitten'a life was ditch-ed the other day by police court records. MAM “a; ' ‘ Street Car Company Promises Millennium Glories of Ian's Hose Temp: Their Wives Woman Fights Bulldog to Save Kitten’s Life Banks flay Adopt the Finger Print System “We do not have time for these old-fashioned llghtl.” Mr. Whitehead said, discussing the subject. "my ‘are out of date. The light. are ex- pensive for the railway company, and the Washington nanny uni Electric company, for one, intends in tho fu- ture to ply such claim win they no sing“ and Jun without the formality and cm of ion] Min and defense. "Thu modern policy it to hop GI toma- of u public mie- m tion In shod I‘mâ€"u m m- I mum. and not lumin- ”I, fashion, an Mr. Whitehead. ”Every day re se" the women do» ens of para of half hone. Most of them say. 'I want something unable (or my husband: but that In all a Mal, you know." to which they had access! were in" and lame. Mdly they reached out and began wearing men's half hone it til their gaudy c030”. "If the Incl had only been can": to wear plain hosiery all would Dave been well. They cit-med for min: and figure. however. The man. the rainbow. the peacock were robbed for (clot schemes for masculine hose. Tho women became envious. The modes "0! course women are wearing men‘- socls.” «M a sales-om" In a Penn. wlnnla "rune demrtmem «are the other day. “Society women are retro In. melt husbnnds' lock: them In dun nnd new»; lhem up with men- lmlhnnds‘ garters u we". menu the other day upward any the mystery Amwflakd and not "Illfly" I. the word Ink-2: is the he! to (he siluauon In short. Washington :omn have hm Ind no no: war- ilg "Ion hnhnndl' sorts. AMI on. of man's lat claims to nnppflomy has been um Mun him without an knowledge. ‘ Thc'! I; It! prhld 0! that am "if” Mum on Ibo mm Mud. umlulu the thumb. Thou pum- an- m-«Ir uuh In- drllblo Int m a C4?“ cum-h ln "M "A: alum: mm the afnumnur': mm lml gn'dlurm. Who" M mum" hlu lmnl: boon to draw out an nwoum M h quoulml u m M- unlisted. should rm monum- 3mm machine tor! for h then min! In mqu n dw 3mm. nun mu Ior «be worm-e cl IOIII‘IHBOD. This In dour hy llmplr wraith; but): pom!" on Ilw nom- um In" In "up nnnnn on a but curd. Whoa Ibo powdot In Mn" 0! Ibo pm“ mm- 3nd tho mmmmol ran mm to male. ”mm min! method tun bun unod aimed oxelnrzwly by mu police. A. I um at (u.- lkmlllun nyupm, II has bun used lo lrnr': rv‘lmlnaiu The no- lka are «cu-tom"! 1.) taking (mum “on: or Ibo thumb. nn-l 1hr nnuen of both hand». but lho urlnxv bank- do an: 1'» ma' tar. Judge Pugh. whc tried the cue. fined Wells :20 for cruelty to animals. nud fined 3H3; Illnkle 85 for allowing the do; to be at largo unmuuled and without a led-h. Then Miss Throckmorton swore mo warrant against Wells and Miss Hin- kle. She mud she did not think that persons ought to be allowed lo per- mlt such dangerous anlnxala u the bulldog to be a large without Lelng mun-led. TEL-E Finally the bulldog got away lrom Mlsa Tlxrockmonon. and with one crunch of hls powerful jaws. and one shake of his masslve head. ended all and every. singly. separately and in» dlvldually. nine llve: of the kitten. All” Throckmorton's strensth was not an equal match for me dog. and Wells. It was said. dld not help her. but only cried out warnlngly that the dog would hurt her. There was 1 email-kitten In the no ley, and Mlu Throckmorton and the bulldog saw the kitten at about the name tlme. It ll Jilted. Mles Thmck- mortou called to Well: to hold hack the dos. and ran toward the helpless little kitten. But Wells. It is said. did not hold the dog. so Mlse Thmckmor ton. who levee but does not fear beasts. she stated. selzed the bulldog by the neck.