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'ln't their anything we could do an 'Dldn't you buy 0. iot ut Prune Beach?" “Yep.” "How deep II it?" "About 150 feet at law Inter, 100 (out at high water." We" 83““ ' minersâ€"Jinan in S “If and. man. isn't he? Mienâ€"Yea. What made you think Oh. You Ranking Door! Attendun (as lady come- around “to eighth "muâ€"Thin aln't no merry- go-rand, lady! Ladyâ€"I Imov: but I can't reman- ber whether I van going in or con- Ing cub-Judge. "Well. there no two powder! left that the doctor gave Tommie for the mention. Let's try motorâ€"hm“ hotter. minorsâ€"«Ho seem. to In to well n!- hfiod with the Job. the would never In misled mu the word ‘pnmol' had been. man and “turbo? lml taken It: flan.” Ho-â€"Ycu; I up”. be I... “m! m.” Sheâ€"Do yo. rule. that Lord Do am. an. Ila Inn”. to than £01 mad, “I" nutty?” ‘1 all lost!” “my." we .II In" n and: appetite m giory. l u: will!" to an t clam for the aim at be!“ ascribed to that III'I (flood: Q! III. M; MI that an rum». Wm» I'm ”Why do you lulu on nibbling Imnnd that book?" sold the who no. ”You know tho dam.” Skaâ€"And I suppose (hut when you uh a bath your mind'- an Inc: Mannâ€"July Stories. Influence 0' Clothes. Newt)“ you ever ohtervo win! I aileron clothes male on 009'- mind? or. when I am In my mun; toga l'linll horse; when l have on my Minus ml! my mind‘s full of bull- Mu; when I got Into my event-x drm my mind uh. I pumly loch! tum" “I’m going to make you I. Imu- “on. I! that bill has been running {or as long as you any It has. give It. a. nest. Let It. sand (or 1 month or two." “Well, what are you going to do with my, "Poor thing! How can you be so cruel an to let It run a long time?" A Suggestion. ‘ The retailer stopped one of his old- est customer. on the street. “I want to speak to you." he began. “Go ahead and see if I care." “You've got to care. 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"Not e: I known on." returned the old man. “This here haln't the pike; lt‘: Mose Whlbley'a lraout stream run dry. I wondered what ya was drlvin' up It tor."-~Harper'u Weekly. Not Roclprocated. “How many children have you?" “Three. Two grown up daughter! and a son in college." “How proud you must be of them.” “I am. but somehow or other I don't seem to be able to act so they can bring themselves to feel proud of mo." "I dunno," said the old man. “Baout the name a: moat folks. I cal’lato." “Do you call‘thia blanket: blank scar on the tics of nature a. road!" roared Bunkenan. To slid to Bunkcnon‘u discount-mo In losing his way, he in now been brought to a stand-ml by the abno- luate lmpaunblmy of the highway, and his teumer. already sorely tried, finally gave way. "What kind of people art you up here In lhll rotten old state?" he crled, addmslng an old countryman who stood done by, Inspecting his Itranded car with curious eyes. A CHEERINO EFFECT- BUR! THING. The Grouch. 0" 1m; Tuck. A In. Ilrd. "The propensity of Private John to work of! n joke own on an dignified a mum“ a. van Richard Coke came very near creating a permanent break in their “nimble relations. 1 may my hon that the Tenn was an Intense Imam. autumn! of n imcibio tournament. 'Wenmoaubukmmyuoryuto a. trick pm m by the mum flu- ‘l‘nulo. I: III «In. About um HE late Senator Coke of Tenn and Prlvnto John Arlen of MI. lluipp! were warm perm I friends and for your: dined at the me table at the old Metropollmn note." said Col. Charles A. Edwards. the noted correspondent, the other day. "He-r you got u nev baby. Hr. magnet." said be. "You bet." respond Fronemck; “the fluent Hula Mb! boy In the worm.” At this moment . anal acquaint- neo at Monet's med at m lite. loam an M- mu. In: this mom m?- M noun-cl to Woman. "fly. (but boy 1- Mn: to have strong and porch. MI was dim the baby. Be has done no!!!" but dim- m: Intuit line. In BABY boy unwed It no rust dance of Thom- Prmel a fur dun no. "Q In I very ream- IM. youngster. Any one who In naming to my to tho mmn doe- no u M. on per“. Manuel bu mind to “nor the man tho dam In all In: to M. has that that boy Isn't the am ruby h the vow”. And W mien good. too. The other afternoon Monet and Mn Mather-lust. ran: Wasatch. vm mung matter on tho Prono- On day the ma Man I. [Mur- M with m on 0! the W mm m w"! “Mn «fly I: In tum in Wan-mo- In tho nummlm. nou- pow“ an N‘- hot and mo non people a] noun on" (film not! It in you ever attoad a Decoration any eoiohntlon and oaa the lo cal politician- riu up on the platiorm and doiivat thotnaolvaa 0! ions and fluid oratory? [Id you an: ootico that may an aliaya Groaned in tho digniaad and aohot Prince Albert can! No matter how but Ila any Iona 1! that: rank! an! think 0! ria- ina to opal union they taro attired ia thi- ambion o! America. «at» mnip, Mm tho local dignitama had Mr any and the chairman man to hirodm tho moat important a! that at). tho "pro-alum. Io mana- troai tho diatrict or one at the United amo- mum, tron you not ID" proud by Ma Mimiabod appur- aaoo? Could you Imagine his auto. about in chin aloona. with "at oa- Nitooad and a Inadlarchiat tiaa about bio noel? No? A thouaaad ti-aa No! You conic not. not they A regular honelt-to-xoodneu-buru- has lake of brlmltone and molten lead II the old lublonod kind of hell that bu done yeoman lervlce in making young negroe- we the error of their Vi." In the past And In- helped might- Ily the limited donation- to Ionign mission. and the colond pastor. hero beg to enter I protest. hula-t. ll abol- “lament. The visitor m conducted Into the It you take the fireworks om or hell according to some or the colored dls. powers of “do goapll" In thl- city. y0u mb them of a great lever and a club over their uncerlaln congregations. ABHlNGTON.â€"â€"-'l'he colored broil» ran and sister. in the District of Columbia and the city of Washington are stirred up to a boiling' point over the question 0! hell. _ The pastors of the varioul and sundry colored churches held a meeting the other day and in solemn conclave decided that there must be something “dldding” immediately to onset the eflect oi’ the recent action of the international Bl- hle Students' association in going on record as believing there wu no burn- in; hell. Dunn may alum tho old time hon’ Colored Brethren Stirred Up Over Question of Hell Proved That His Baby Was Finest in the Wdrld. Practical Joke Causes Break Between Senators Parspiring Statesman labor At the Capitol. by a aâ€"â€" sum: minted an I; tempered Tom, and...” . to meet you, aerator. Senator Go]. of lunch-ens. I believe? 7 "‘No, sir; not m lunch-I“ "'Vory glad. Mr. Beams-I, to meat you: said Senator Coho. rising find “- tendlng his hand with great antic. Shaking the proffered hand. the 1.- poster crawled out: 'Very glad all» "The only other person to whom the Joeoee legislator disclosed himself was Senator Berry 6! Arkansas. and the letter, at Allen's requeet. took Mm h!- to the presence of Coke and Intro- duced the humor-let as Mr Beemen, e newly elected member from um slppl. the notion of John Allen In mom MI heard to grow out during a na- tion of cangreu. Throughout the no 31011 he had go‘ne clennahnved, no that on his mp rnnce the following winter with a full heard not even tho negro bellboyu at his hotel lmev him. and he had to {Introduce himself on the proprietor. "Well. I said what I said." Mortal the visitor, “and I ain't taking It Incl. That baby of our: has got your baby skinned toâ€"" Bang! Also Mug. MI, and Inn! Prom-ck vuled Into the stranger. The police am. finally. They loch! Pronesack and Wound: up at the po- lice station. The flfltot went to on hospital. He was unable to give MI name and addres- more. He m1 able to talk. MN m w my race that (MI I! M m ordlnm um. I can lick the at. who my: mat)“ "Winn that.“ demanded hot. Inch, "you come hlto my home and "He's a nice enough baby,” Ink! tho vimor. "hut he‘s Just like :11 “an." home and the hangout baby an proudly unlined. Ha on not no. Impressed. August. The "on Imam loop. In many but": A luv “u um I“, print number Interview um. none other gum )u-l u womlmut II. uyn that "W?! «m be no adjourn- mom mull lbw mlddlo o! Mullah". no II no". Munich". II I. and I. an lacuna - qumnm o! m. (mum In Ira-nun banana. The oflm My Mum no Important MI! I'll up Man he noun (hm um um nous. womb." mm»! and the urgent ll mm- In layman"! In an out and up to" any uwmhorn am In could III and lulu; "mm In They won mnulod up tmm nun our-o all from "u- tan: moi mum. I“ flank-mom: of (MI npflol vim "my to" banking III “a hm from 0mm:- from or In "to tom.“ 01 "Mr "Mn-n when It" had Cb "Mod OM" mm and were onion!- ofllm In luv cool. The pastors held their meeting, how- ever. and decided to put a crimp in all this wild joy. 0n the following Sunday, therefore. it the sundry churches all over the city. the colored brother who has been congmtulntiux himself that he eould. when he got ready. lay demeaning hands upon my unprotected ehit-ken moat without tear of having at some vague time in tho future to wrap his nyutom around I iew gallon of molten lava while splashing around in a late of burning brim-tone. um a rude In that up.“ NI calculn'louu. Some of the younger members of the various congregations were in- clined to harkeu unto the superior judgment 0! the Bible Studente' agno- ciutlon. and were a little inclined to turn a willing ear to the coollng news. So gratifying was the intelligence to them that they were getting roll cheerful, and there was some talk of holding 11 regular Jollincation over the event. in which everybody would be in« vited to ‘cut loose and have a good time" and when doubtless many ve- spectablo persons would have got all “in up" in honor of the occasion. it. They reafllrm their undivided bo- iiei' in the hell or the lathe”; the same old he" that they have taught their flecks of, and that is so hot. that it a colored brother gets in ten thousand miies of it he will smell like a wet dog on a hot stove. oped hell, but as for the flomfld pal- tora they propose to hold right on to