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WP", Mr. (or Miss m- Mrs.) Editor. You needn't print that stuff, I'm just refleving my forlings. You shouldn’t have printed such teasrrs: in your old "cal." You asked for help and I've thrown you a straw, but I'm not snrv whether its: the nnn you dutch at or not that breaks tho camel's buck. Yam-s "helpingly.” “L. R. WT] Not print it? L. B. W. if everyone 1 Do you mmpmher way back when Miss Manley lauflwd hor first rval. bonest-to-goodness laugh whon the superior male member of the via.“ danced tlw august Roman Somtor= in sheets? Rrwwmhm- “av hark uhI‘n-r Ni Allrn ueml tn lrll llnmtv Slam" In "thrm up (hr lrvrk \"WlCWs." Thr‘ snrnth aml Piglv’lv (I’lllll'4 aml Ilu‘ high srlmol wz'rrlutl vllmn \lalrs to the (WW of "The FnV lluntmw" or something oqlmlly ~tirring. Tho r-nr- ly binl “lm triml tho drinking {aunt in the morning 20! all that “as varn- ing (a Mm an-l n mun hit morn We had rhrmk‘try rwitntinm in the lawman! laboratory following thr- five minute my and we fitoppfil‘ begging buns from the how aftrr one girl :wallowwl a flock of quinine on her bun. camouflazml an sugar. “'9 had chemistry lab. in tho aftornnrm. 0 Boy! Heavy artillery and poison (In. Romemlrr. 0. follow-sharp ”hook?“ 1’ You Cicero Class of 191! But. anyway. if you wally “an! mm» mm "Way Rark \me" huM )mn bmth. Hwy'rv coming. And “w“ a link further on shout (ht world "mung mm M “mom tlrlnkr"- 410‘" “9 «INF "2201‘ 90 “is!" min and Iro'n- no! «a unnu- ant-r a" If! It” luminous uf puflimr mm! M" rhrwh. I In!!!) Mun mm). or rmnr-‘o I dun] Mm“ who )0" IN hut l hmr‘ u hlmrh \nu‘hwv Min"! 93' \‘inmrv of If!” m l:'- "Mr 1an it? ("way chum that Jul! ‘I'HJ You mdn'l MI!" about lb:- mL amniny. hm whom you Min sprai- lng w whaling them that our nor-NH a micron-up for and [mm 011 It 12:“! and Mr. Army's ham- (7) â€"~ AM backward » m. P. K In it "unis-«Mo- Qn Smut" who ”Yo FARM“ in? . Sun. Inky. you ran Manila Dar ”Way “at Wham" mam: That‘s about all I am mall HIM low. but "HI work my INN! bnln IN om" and talk-l cumin-u an the pin-Mann mucus-arm dun mm: In! "portal that m of our {rhodi- Inv wanton! u (M Having read your «lying try of “"dp. Help,” in the “D. 6. IL", I Immediate” l-y amide all my many msibflifles um! nttompl tn mil «ruin ind-lent» which orruml in my matriculation in the well known halls of learning. I unto-ml)" way luck} when Earl Prim wan the champion} speller of I). 0. AIM when D-n‘ Wu hum \uu I mmlououn fm ‘tho nag" and the may fora-d “\uha" In ll» w. k. 51an (autumn. Do you "mush" when Mary" Hlbbt m and hy lbw (form to “I drug "on for "than up" and! tho look on h" fun when II:- rum had and Mada! lo" I In: 0! dw-_ Wouldn't. it be wonderful if some of: our noble students would get. busy} and hand in something for this said; column. I Joke 2: Lymun Dum. Joke 3: Someone said they com pletcly blufletl Ills: Tron. Ilnd? X. Y. Z. “1492." Mrs. Sanford (to John in the bass section) “Why John. I thougM you sang with the tenors." Don't forget your weekly conh-ihu (ion m the joke box. Last Friday's social hour was a success. Contest» were held and than the students danced. The Juniors are to be congratululé'd u" this social. The first general assembly We have had for some time was held last Fri- day morning. The Rev. J. Alfred Nansen talked on “The Game of Life." A pep session was held and the meeting adjournml. Remit-r when we “mun! In We're mdy out of jobs: so -â€"- Joke 1: Bob Wolf. J. B. “I did but my vuiu- changed.‘ Miss B. "Whnn «lid Hu- Mayflnwer Faculty Motto A» “They shall not ll MD AMI!!!) THE HIGH SCHMI. Your: runs-windy. ”Milky" Wuhbum DIS GUST ED gnrson and Crowne Murray to We r0". Troop I of RiVOTLiclO ism”) mombprship cartifiratv‘s to Gilhmt Knmp and John Thomna. The Borwyn Beauty Commissioner has already compkted his pins for This: “’Pt‘k hay not had any honp‘ as a wholo rrszidorod. but {mum R of laCu‘nngv w-gistmovl timn midi. tinvml Scouts. Carnot Hair. (‘harlr-s Ridtlln and Rnht. Hopkins. The troop from Wostnm Spring:-~ added leo. Bergquiut Hnmnr Brood. Waltm Bunny-man, Km'th Knapp. Harry FM- mprson and Grewne Murray to it': roll. Troop I of Rivvrkidv ismml Mr. 83mm fl'u‘n intrmlucml twn Sonata "inn" Slirkm’}; hf Tmnv l; and Ralph King: of Trunp 5, of La (Iranga, who holprvl In mnkv Hm M'vnimr n snort“. More Scouts Coming in Ewry Day .pokr‘ uf 1hr rnmmn‘ :minn'rxnry “1‘1" and outlinml .‘l pintmm fm Um! “rrk Hull 3mm! mn-OI‘H and "(iv-u .q-x rulimx in ‘iil'it arihifii“. \fiI-r this "11' I'r-wiiinni. Mr. l'min mind for l“pi'¢'~-ili“~' frn-w Hi» vnri- nu: nwn in ivgahl [n “11‘ hm! nwthml t-f financing ”or ('muwll in ““32. It Wm "mm! that all Mr towns (r! "(‘flli} and conduct a I‘m-“pair“ in» chrr. Mr. i'ainr, of ”w firm-r, \ll' anh. of Hin-dzlir. Hr. Lin". .1! in 1mm". .“l‘ “.hihw)‘. hf (.nnqrr‘c Park. Major Hakim. of Riverside. Mr. annvms‘y. of Argo. and Mr. Wnath- "wax. the ropresentativm of thin rr<poflivn Inwnr. inform! [hr Pru- iilont that (ho town [ht-v rvmomntod would mmt it: apportionment on (hr Famr basis as last ymr. Tim row“: 0! 1921 uhmmi In in- ' emu all nlnng (ho "M nl‘ mung. ’TM nonp- imm In I" the mum-hrs of Hun 8am! nmm’uflnn man .14. 7'6, this lab-n a: on marine for flu- IMH-w of I!» rowing )ur. hm mo na- 1922 Count" I m: n. JMW {or and m «Mow-maul that it :mr well in pm! of. Thom an M“ 60" Rflifll'rrd 8am; in the Council in «mu-mp Imp. TM high"! int-nun was In} iflm attendance at the mmmrr rump} “which II! 50.8%, "r "w" nuilimfl nfwrr "v- MM mum 0hr mm! «M: In [run and (Mn- ‘l~ found amt-g hmily In “(IMIsh m- Imups "vb. gar in [Mann- firmr. Nina-alum? La Gran". “miflolvl. Kin-“Mm? llrruyn and Am. 3 ”‘1va. Thu- :n'rrazr rm! nor <00"! in Hw‘ 99 ('umwih I-f (hr 4mm rho-ill rulmu In ”II ual'mvml ruum’il :|< Hit “'04 Suhurhzm ('mmri} um SIT. 2' whilr ”lis- rmmril mwrahwl nn :I 4"“! 12" £7.50 ”or Sum! fur llu‘ pzm gum“ \". Hlemrh. Swnll (‘mum‘uinmv‘ quo "f ”w rnmmx :minn'rmry This was Inflow"! by sumo 6mm; Hm an- inhwrsling In those who arr rimhihfli" (0 "If "'0in 0' "w «ark. In rnmparision will) Hu- Smut l‘mmrils of "Ill'lm- ('4... Oak Park. ""7""! anal ('hiruzn "right-z (hr "Q" l‘uunril «mml- SIM prr hoop whilr "'0 "Hr-I" arv a‘rrnuimz YURI- [IN The nut xvi-altar not the luv. h. 1" Nrulnml of flu- Heflmdi-t- Epin- mpal than-h. ‘ho ”who of M~ mun) 'Mperirmn and flu- lhinx» that he nmomhorml nml that M ram-icky“! moat .mponnm in his (mm life and (he lifc- of ”w- M)“. ”H Baum. Elin- Scout Executiw. JP" prenatal I nvicw of I”! Anal 1922 in mum. President Davis intrmlut-Nl Dr. Al- len, of Lafirangc. who spoke of the great uppm'tunities and rI-rtmnsibili‘ ties on the men in Scout work and the bringing of the Scout program to the boy Regionul Scout Emmi-1 tive. W. L. Ripplinger thou outliM!‘ the man} accomplishmenth «If tlw' 3Nationul Organization in suvh II man- i near that thaw present know that a" Ithru the- lam! similar groups u!( mom now doing as the) wow. “I. L. 1'. Lamb, President in “HR. mm and ”920 and thin year (.‘huirman of thvi Filmore ('ommlttw, thon prowntnlz 0w mpnrt n! that rommittro. All; thon- m‘qunintI-Il with tho “(Wk of the, "MI-iv! "mo-miner that it way during; Mr Lamh'u mlminiutrntivm thlt our: rump wan purchaml uml Ik-w-lopNL: A24 the «Hum-r was Rnwo led in a few 31'. Lamb and Ben Brinclloy. of "ins- Malv; H. ( Linn, Dr, Harvey. R. W if'lusst-u. and C. N. Hodgv, '0{ La (hung; Fl. L. “unite and H. H. Whit- :nvy, 0f Congress Park; I". C. Evk- {mm}, of Riverside; Geo. Weatherwax. [F H Hardin, E 1310019.. (7. C. Adams and F‘. C. Walrus-Ir}, of Ber-i wyn; M. M Hannah?) and D I. 0’1 Sullhan, of Argo. and “r. Holszuh i who um of ('mmness l' urk, is mvwl' of Aurora and will won he of Hinsâ€"i duh! Where he is building a no“! I homo. The first mrvling 0f the 1922 Smut Council of this district wvm~ held at Luflmnms in the lmmanuv-l Episco- pul church. last “May evening. 'l'wvnty-soven members enjoyed the upper served by thp women of the Guild. They were, l'wsi-lcnt Frank N. Davis. H. S. Paine. W. I). Herrick, 'l‘. J. Savage. Geo. 0. l'rickett and Nov. Newlantl, of Downnrs Grove: 0. enjoys that utull’ as well as we did. it'll go great. Come again. we‘d be awfully pleusal to have you, many. BM SCOUT nous srrvocl M r. C. E. Hangs. "5""th Rh'm (Mr. ff DOWNERS GROVE REPORTER. nowuansgmvs, lunggg ”In... ”on... fluvial. Juvmflo idlu» “mum. “Mumml.” sum mm- I-‘rwl, “ibis mtwhinm In awfully hard. (‘un‘t yml :01 u Mnyvhlmn?" "up!!!“ "up and nlrlx Mr. O'Neill has given much 0! Ms Hum 10 the boy»; of this mmmunfly. He has alwayu been a. leader In the “cont ac-tivllies o! the village. and no doubt mm of the "prawn this even- lnx will haw some words In say on this subject. Among tlw weaken; will be C. H. “armm. Smut Executive at the “Q" Suburban district; Frank S. Davis. President 0! [hr diatrlrl; \\'. H. Ray, l‘msldem ol’ the local Council and W. .l. O‘Neill. Scoutmasmr o! the troop. The Ella Mary Tea Room ‘l‘rmm lwu, of [MI village. will hold at banana-t this awning at. the M. E, rlnm‘h. (ho vnlminauon of a contest lmtwmx the Sunnis (m ERR-{envy and Cam-ml l'rugruss In Stunting. Prizes will be distributed to those in the troop who have made records. ”ginning 'l‘mp Thu-e. lbwnem Glove ’l‘rmp rim-o. held its regular meet- ing: Tuesday 'cvening. Some tests m-rn paws-ml and a munheu of gamer; wens played. Mr. Saunders, the secâ€" ond Boy Scout in North America, gaw- a most interesting: talk on the “muting of the early days. the anniversary week and they ml to begin with a rally at the‘Berwyn: M. E. church Wednesday evening: with all the troops and 1 special' speaker. It is hoped to get Rev. New-i land for the occw‘inn. It is also; planned to have an elimination coup| lust of games for emry troop to ell-E [or its champion and to bl' rm hand in ‘hcm him M Vichy-v.1 Physician SE n mauve. (final-{W '5 DW An. rm IQS c. a. 10131;, n. n. 1.". \V. Ruilrmul St. Downers Grow. Ill. Telephone no H. M. Y 0 U N G Quality Poultry Feeds See our Classified Ad for Prices WHIPPING CREAM aha WESTINGHQUfi Phone l59-M-l Ancmion i< curvice what 3": mnkn HERE isn‘t a string tied it) the new Wes! inghousc Ford Specialâ€"it costs exactly 325.00. in ynur car! just think of that remark- ably iow price‘and rcmrmbcr that this battery is or Westinghouse qualityâ€"especiaiiy de- signed to give the may: satisfactory and eco- nomicrl service i-i Furd cars. Westinghouse Attention i: wrvice f. r your baN-xy. no matter Electrician DOWNERS GROVE GARAGE SOLD AT 5?; ”va mFMRSWQWTiiAfisE? Scribe Laurange. lll. 25th Year I'A'I‘I-IRSON III VSI N PISS INSTITUTE Take that business course January 1. You can work your way thru and have all your college and living expenses covered with up to $10 a month for extras. Write now! Night school Mondays and Thursdays. Day sessions 8:30 to 2:00. the best year of your life Attemlancv at the last meeting was better than before. It seems that more interest 13 being taken In the YOU CAN MAKE I922 Mrs. Ramsay will talk nxuln on “Stalc- Government. and the Legal Slams o! Worm-n in lllinnls."- This is a subject whlch (mum: be. covered In one evening and this is the aura talk in the Series. Mrs. W. W. Ramsey, or Chicago, will again be the speaker at the next meal- lng of the local branch. League 0! Womoul’oters. next Tuesday evening. January 24 a! Library Hall. The meat- mg will be callod M 7:30. Attendance a! Meeting: of haul Branch. League of Women Voters, Growing. 21 8. Forest Ave. Phone 105w Primaries â€"-â€" April 192?. bun-te- fnriuhed .- nov or old Wort F. W. KETTENRING Contractor Builder TALKS 0N GOVERN. MENT JANUARY 24“! Candidate for Sherilf “a u Return-re - “one 283 N. Fem! A". and Fun“- 3!. OFHCF. ’KWJRS DI-9u.- lepâ€"_10«Op-. Hub; bum Gordon M. Leonard 51!. W. W. comm DuPage County Republican Ticket i INTELLIGENT HOT AIR HEATING m alumna-mamas. I mun-um 5 Sheetmetal An effort is to be made to min hold the meetings In the afternoon so than more women can attend. enun- of the women to really find out about their part in the government of the stale. you - Be ii for that new home-- or 5 reâ€"anangancnt of your prescnl abode. _ “”32: make the family circle a cheerful one withâ€"- ('nld weather is surv tn (‘nnu'-“‘0 have had a little tum-h 0f it already. When it «luvs come-â€" the wisp man will have proparml fur it by having his winter supply in tlw hasomvnt. aml nut in the mal yard. Genll'meOIdllcnPlni NOSE III-)TI‘I'IR IN ILLINOIS No. I! for ITnderIeeds No. l far ('ookstovcs Electric fixtures should be selected with utmost care. And their man ment and heigh ght of hanging are alsg‘ingpgrtaqt â€"â€" \g’ee feel well qualified to serve LIGHT! Two' of the most important features to be con- sidered about that new home areâ€"the windows and the LIGHTING system. 10:. so. mm 31'. Rl-Ifl)l.\'l'2«1'hnl you «ill keep your mu! Mn M!- ed wifll Lord Lumber Company coal! Where can be found more cheer than in a well lighted home? Christmas Is Gone and the New Year In lieu What Have YOU Done About your Coal LOI“ (1 Lu: mbe r Company Ellis-km in Workmansllip Phone Day 20 Residont Member of DIENER BROTHERS PHONE 199-8 NUT netal J\0§ ”IT Eh mm GLOOM ansms Pittston Hard Coal ALSO NUT COKE 0 R D E R .V 0 W 3 mmmmmmm EGG and MINE RUN Pocmontas the Lumborman‘s Puhlicity Bm'rau RANGE Phone after 6 P. M. 142 J says Undo Eben. “A mam mum-Nun»: makes M: be“ mumfln' aim-uh.“ will I‘m'le Eben. “when It» nln't sun‘ at what In“ tnlklu' ul-mn hm-unsu lu- fwln do no- ressily at mein' all m- mnnuuu poo- xlhle." Friday, hang 20E 1922 Good Faith in “0111in DOWNEIS GROVE. ILL EGG Electrical mums: