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ll can donkeys; and whils he didn't profs. to have II otithl es: to: un- ric, and was not asnsitintonsns. bewaa o! thsopiaion that no dog that not livedâ€"nor any hundred of themâ€"could got together such sn unearthly combination oi discordant and terrifying noises, and so nssrly scans people to dsnth as those don. would layout poison for a was ”tubular hiaowII level lus lound itth even to refer to web s m. He was glld tolls Ibloto stats that under a rscsnt dscision hsndsd down by tho Suprsms Court of Illinois the statute in regard to poisoning stock was held to apply to dog: as well sa to horssa. cattle and Hi0 own platform was free speech. and no annulus. Thin was their last opportunity this summer for I free expresion, for in a few day: the ty- rant man would muulo “remind be hoped all would spook out now while they could. ' keys. Dictatory McLeish said it was well known to educated dogs that their race was less liable to rabies in sum- mer than any other season and that the malady was superiuduced by ill treatment, hunger. restraint or Jack of water. A dog; quite as much as anybody else. wanted liberty to have his mouth open. He perspired through his tongue and salivary glands: and ithis mouth was, kept closed he not only suflerod but was liable to serious illness. This had, he said, long been understood in scientific canine circles, and be was amazed people claiming so much superiority were ignorant of . it. The practice, of muzzliug dogs in summer was a relict of ignorance and super» stitiou worthy the middle ages. Mr. Grey H. Schroeder follow: d. He was not in very good voice and suffered from stage fright. He went- ed, he said, to protest against the practice so many people had of kick~ ing a dog because he was ugly. He realized that [or his part he did not possess the personal pulchritude of some who had preceded him; but that was in part because he had been built that way and in part from a chronic vacancy in his stomach, a sort of “loug~felt want,” as it were. Because of these misfortunes ( no fault of his ) he was treated with contumely. The life of an ugly dog he found, was not a happy one. In- deed Oppression and abuse appea god to be the badge of all his tribe. he had to wear a muzzle through the dogdays he hoped somebody would poison him,‘provided the dose Was put in a good big chunk of meat. This remark about poison brought several toaddress the chifi‘ all at once, in indignant denunciation of the poison fiend who was repoer to have started on hisannual summer crusade. I Gypsey Tipton'interjected the re- mark that she-was sure the poison balm); beep bought at their store. Blackie Fannifig expreeeed him- self etmngly. He quid a person who THE SHERIDAN ROAD NEWSâ€"LETTER. an. that undo: I recent decision handed down by the Sansone Good of' Illinois the statute in regard to poisoning stock wee held in apply to dogee'enellu tokens-meme and swine. This would aloud e little protection to those of their fellow: who were obliged to ' up a living where they could I ' ‘ Sport flurdow remarked that he didn't have to “pick up" his living. He lived at homu. But 0 produces- sor of his, who was something of 3 Rover. made the mistake 0! taking supper one night away from home, and “lie npver smiled again.” This circumntnnoé had taught him to be careful. not to lunch 0!! his own premises. Here little Prince Ratzenkutzer- Hankey, piped in with the remark that Sport Murdow’s speech was very well as a theory, but at his place they never ateaway from home, yet two of his predecessorsâ€"~“Tam” and “Clock"â€"~both illustrious and popu lur members or the colohy, had died from poison. If he knew who the poisoner was he would like to sharpen his teeth‘ on the lellow’s bones. He thought a person who would poison a dog on his own ground was not too good to be in the penitentiary. [Hear-2 Hear 1] Bimarck ‘Holste just wanted to say,ae the result of wide observation, that dogs, with all their faults, com- pare favorably with many of their human oompeeis in the matter of personal oflensiveness‘. "For one thing, they did not guzzle beer; for another, they'did not smoke stinking cigarettes or nicotine-saturated old pipes; nor did they spit all round on steps and pavements where well- bred dogs had to walk; and as to manners, both in public and private, the comparison was altogether in fa- vor of the dogs. Carter Harrison Lamw got up, he said, not to add to the list of wrongs suffered. The things that had been said were, unhappily , true. find a great deal might be added. But the mportant thing was to find out what they could do about it. He had lived both North' and South and had studied this problem profoundly. and he had come to the conclusion that individual ownership was re- ‘* eponsible for 3 great deal of the trou- ,‘I ,' . some owners were cruel, others ’ careless, some impmvident, some too . ble. Eur to provide lord mh defendants. believed the ereign remedy would be found in municipal owner- ' gimme ‘ Pubic Pa Tele hone. Y and Bellvery Sender; Tolcrbmc up 3. Ola-mo ‘Chicago Phone M 8965. FARR BROS. a: BEGGS} FLUID!!! » CniCAoo. J. "A“ . Prop. GLENCOE HOTEL, ‘Pnrk' Ave” Unc- lunch Waco; the Depot. #(BLENCOE A R. '1. “ATM“. Oils, Gasoline. LampBurnp-s- LL _“4 nil-I;- Prompt Messenger would be found in munivlpa I owns;- ship. The village should acquire an the within “a limitl. and see that 1 won properly unaltered. fed and card {or in sickness and halth.‘ Hon Toots Orde 'intonupkod to lay that be one: enjoyed to: n than time the paternal an o! the amnio- ipnlity. He wnn put in n cold. (limp place cplled the “lock-up." when there was no provision nude (or the comfort- Ol' even neoe-nrien ol lite; and for his part, he didn’t want any non of it. This inwrmpfion somewhat dia- ooncerted Cutter Harrison Luv. Ihd he did not resumqhig gpoqch. At this point line Hmdntory Xc~ Lei-h said it. was about time to to:- mull“ wnclnaions. She moved it be declared the sense of. this meet- mg: lat. That. this villuggo ordinance requiring dogs to wear [nozzles in a relic of u-«barharous and supersti- tious age and ought to be repmrled forthwith. - w 2nd. That Dr. Flandem’ butroa might to he oorralled in the State of Chihuahua} Mexico, in an enclosure with a tenet: fifty feet high built with hollow walla deafened with mineral w'ool. 3rd. That theGlencoe boys ought to be muzzled between and alter school hours. . 4th. That the dog poisoners, when detected, be chewed into small fragments and the remains used to fertilize the Skbkie. When President Jerry put this quadrangular motion it was adopted by an unanimous chorus of barks! followed by three bowls and a tiger. [At this moment an up stairs win- (low in the postoifice building was raised and the barn-10f a shotgun protruded in the direction of the meeting. which without waiting for a motion adjourned sine die A In. A. a. TIH’ON. A Registered Pharmacist. "" Pm Chemicals, Patents. Coniectiou Clint and School Suppflu. t)! GLENGOE .DRUG STORE. ‘ .uiWk'lio. P. O. R): M'Glencue.