to the her coming e good ‘wï¬t ~rg'8 , but 11086 < uter- hqu ,, did 1 kinds 0‘ ling bard o feel licted ntions ngist, {bland rer yet cause, not do in .Lm'n-zn qnimwd me at. the is Story telling II a u. winter nighls in a commrlable siumg- '3 room of mm of lhe taverns ul Susquv " he Saw Yorl Worm. ; hannu. l'u., says I Many of 1hr yarns npun are wonders.‘ Here is a sample: a Deep Bailout As Zach ('lmmllrr. Turks Hm ; wood-uhnplwr, was nut on our day last full in search 01 game. he 'EWWT 'hg two‘l‘ylrds sining upon 1h:- Iimh of a red polilir lrro. (‘rmu-hinu and ureaâ€"ping ahead. he: lmlvlwhiml a slump. when he saw 1hr nhjecls above him were evidemly 1w" whilo- owls The owls ware flail!- ing savagely for the pnssossinn of I gronmj mouse wh'u-h Hwy had «up , A-I21.‘ln|l‘|| ï¬l‘ld. no smoxmciy WHITE HOUSE. smn Ila- The average congress-u... ..... I. “w" hustlinr around from de artmeut to ‘ “r†f†" L†p \t,lirend-, like, that 3 department is inclined to smoke where , he listeth and knock Hie ashes from ‘ "inltmi‘ l W?†‘L‘ his eigar where he pleases. says the 1h“ m“? piece 0‘ Washington correspondent. of the Square-"‘5 all ,l g Philadelphia Press, The practice isntl “’0‘.‘ “(m-“k†‘t' t for the anteâ€"rooms of enbinet \"‘(’t.l‘_°wr WW9“ ofï¬cers. but President. Roosevelt â€he history 0‘ 1““ thought it should not he, carried into ' ‘ g0 SELLS SMILE! the white house reception room. t he gave orders to Arthur Simmons, “lauly «I ‘Illfll‘l the eolored doorkeeper from North Carolina. to request gentlemen not. to """“"‘ E' smoke. Arthur Simmons had a num. In". her- of strenuous interviews in eurry- ‘ ' In London o "ing out his instructions. Southern tnon t'or one d( and western eongressmen were fre- H r ' (n ‘99 ' . I St \. ‘.l.l quently moved to consign Arthur to ' ) P ,. . . . Alexandra. lh u superheated climate for Ins pains. _ 1 m“ hn . . i S? ' l .‘ 5 Arthur is one of the pillars of thell ': kl ‘ni m“ u . ( ' - ‘ (-hureh in eolored eireles. and he ï¬nal- is N ‘ “ ( H ‘ ‘ - t ‘ [all tastes. lh " .mmnlnmed to heeretnrv (,ortelvou , ' it ' fl 1others flowery. quenny mnvvd In COHhIgII . . . All’Xillluln. (1 climate fur Ins pnms. , m sermons h f (he pillars 01' â€ml chm-oh in rnlored circlvs. and he ï¬nnl- l Muck. ““f‘ "3“ ly complained ln Sm-rery (anlolynu I, all lnslfles.‘ ‘ F that it pained him 10 lwnr gomlvmen iollu‘rs" “rs†using such vinlrnt language. At his “long-“um? ‘ request 1110 “‘10 Smoking Allowed“ m"r“,“s‘,_§ny_s sign has heon named in the rm-optinn ;. H 13 .n .‘d: rnmu. and wlwn gvnllemon come ingmstrllctutnSI ‘ wilh lighlvd cigam â€he ‘s Stud ‘ n snpvrlwale Arthur is. nne o Arlhni~ nu‘rcly l all M whom looks nivnningly Inward tho Sign. L _ ~ \ "Injusly, :Im ’ M I... An Eton-Mona! the Nnrrnlnr.‘ A near relation- m the Mnmflmnson on the m: linonll‘y descended from Sapphirn. wastellingz} p! pvrhvale ur is. nn 1-!) in t-nlm'ed (‘irv nmplninod ln Sm-rv it nulnmlhim lo hrnr gonllvmen l , ‘ [.2 such vinlvnt language. All his Unng-wumed. . ‘ “‘51 â€10 “‘10 Smoking Allnwod“ morons. gays lhe Dotrmt l‘reel’n-ss. It is “a lady nf quality" who gin-s I has been named in the rvooplinn ‘ . . . . ~ - ‘ Instructmns m the art of slmhng, and m. and whvn grnllemvn come in! - lshe is said. m hm‘e n hgst of pupils, to smile like hrr h lighlrd cignm Arthur merely l all M whom (lmire are assured that. e of lhe illnrs 01' ll , _ ‘0: and he that slnuk, and they are clusmï¬ed (n smt ‘ all lnsles. Thus some are digniï¬ed. i larv (anlolvnu , ' ' '1 olhors flowery. others pathetic. mherp ‘ and mum are even hu- ‘ (1 climate mr III: ,.,........ .. ‘m serum-m | ks uivnnlnglv Inward 1hr sign. ‘. _ ' _.,__,_.'_H_#‘ _V ,, ‘ \nmjusly, :md whn B FF ' ï¬lmy can lvurn th‘éurt in three les- 0 ALOrnAr-Pnâ€""l‘o CPlMB' sons. ,. ‘ Aunthar curious profession ls than)! ll absolutely l Etna-“Hons! Cale. Arrordlng up n mun who offers. to so Ilse Snrrnlnr. Win Win Imeondâ€" V . » ‘ new anecdotes of the lung and queen ' from 25 cents w :1! [ram An-nlha. . ;m, n price ranging l lwo dollars. For the nuthenllcity of A near relation m the late Baron . l (hue nm‘cdoles he vouches. and s that he does not. nntflumson on the matm‘nnl side“ m‘nll-y descvnlled from Ananias and l“"“""é‘3' “ dny PM“ offer some new story. mphlrn, wustelling n pnrly of friends \ M W-«n Irage congressman who goes around from depammem m m is inclined to smoke where n and knock Mm ashes from --.â€" ohn I‘ll ('hzmdlvr ‘ had Hun ho hadn vahmme u- worked fuithfutly toi wns \mdly riddlod‘i ï¬l'fls? rr were Inud1 . A I'Hor hluhtron Innke- {mnhers CHI 2 II "III 'I‘ulu-n a 'l'un underhrush. . > In Supply. iiiTu‘HafW of Wu" hullntl. u-reu lnllldug, \ 'Irnfl. \h-l-k â€N IIIqu-u. ..... nr wolf hullrmi; lo-red hulking, irun. “'c-lk Hwy and the uflwr u regis- “HI: juws Iikn- wrnugln hruught flu: Imfl‘alu h» hay m. up fum u! a big â€re and lrrrsm-d him unhkuned’ hard than. lu- lust, had on climb. That was [Iii "My ï¬rst, it, become, a sun, mm. then u hurde-r quarterâ€"inch U all, this paint. my mule [no luvisted it†till if was un , \ thread, like that you see ()nl . l wove it an a haugl ll vol-tun. __ This little piece of cloth-it‘.~: 3 square-"is all I got. It, tho} l ruck m make it. 1 claim it; ‘ clutll (-vur wnven nul, nl' rc lt‘ the history, of the world.†a ' ,_._... ;o SELLS SMILES AND S} s, '“"‘““’ " and M4 h “lnuly «I Quill"! Imndun Enznue In 1 lo 11. Eulerprlam. .y- ‘ ‘ â€"’-"“ rn n lnmdnn nm- ‘(an l) mun {or one dollar. and l I learn to smih rv- . ‘0 \ lnrs one mu ns. Alexandra. 'l‘he. merchun Hm ‘in sernmns hns more 1h: . Islm-k, and â€my are clnss 5. mlu‘rs flowery,< long-winded, m morons. gmys U H is “a lady ‘linstructiohs in Who. is said m Wu“ of whom (I 'umjusty, and H.110); can lmm SONS. 0 Aunther curi a“... Whn (‘ . r‘ “I Hnrew :1 ton n ,. ‘s as big as ymlr head. The pickvr blades wen rocks were crushed 11‘ nd stuck with a staple 'l‘h'is fluff muck I AL. Ke asbestos. into my carding MADE FROM ROCK. d, and ‘he mher v um: jaws like u Hwy hruught 1h ulnn nlu- can buy; a ser- um- dollai‘. and for ï¬ve (101- mm learn to smilt- like Qm-A-n The. merchant who deals :ms hns more than 2,000 in mi Hwy are clussiï¬ed (n suit "“ms some are digniï¬ed. 'fl. lnnln-I Sail." 'l‘h‘ - 'I‘nn "I Ran-It mlll 3' Engage In Navel Enlel'lll‘“"" u ."d Morn-hall‘ ‘- must \‘u-iuml "9 “-35 a “ï¬ll" . m: rs. pathetic. mhera mm- are even hu- )Mroit Free Al'n-ss. quality" who gin-s art of smiling, and :2 a hgst of pupils. e to smile like hm‘ are assured that. smmous.