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streets of the city. which hue been all but impass- ible since the eeWer‘ operations. It seems that all the teams in \the éity ire rushed with work, and not one can be procured to do the city hghling. 801M stréets still remain upcleuned. Why would it not be advisable to ' for the municipal work. The lnnrrlege of lien Dell. Brenkwell nnd Ir. Stewart Boherteon 0! Toronto. Cnnndn. will be eolemized this nfternoon by Judge lllhherd of Highlnnd l'nrk. It hell-peel. three o‘clock. After n wedding supper ~nt the home 0! the brlde‘e perenu on Highwood Avenue Ir. end Mrs. Robert-on will lenve on the evening trnin for Button. when the; will unite their home. The bride in well known and vcyy populnr in thin city, and the bent wlehee o! n hoe! 0! friends follow her to her new home. Among the big nttreetlone et the etete Firemen'e Tournnment, August 7th. 0th end 91h et Urbeu will he 3 speelel hub and hub reeebetween the ehnlnplon hook end lnddvroolnpnny end the cheap- lon hone eonpeny. This will nuke e decidedly Ipecllclllf event. Inch teein will Innis every eflort to win. it being n mooted quaint: en to which in superior In speed. J. Mr. A. Van Lot» was taken Thunduy 'o the Augustus: Hoopla! fin Outage, when he will un- dergo 3n opentlon. Mr. and In. Frank Carley hquthe synmhy of their my friend. in the (lath of their six weeks-old h'ihy who died Sunday morning utter ‘ Mr. Msthovn ha retired from the uloon by“. m. Ind bu sold his uloon to Mr. F. QWeinocht 0! Fort. Sherldnn. M r. E. O‘Rourk is taking Mr. Weinbcht‘a plane u plumber at. the Post. Mr. John Goehri-nger has gone to Indhnepoli on bueineu for bevel-:1 weeks. . Quite g lerge number of business men of High- wood went. to Wnukegan Wedneedny to ntteod the Wenkegnn Dey celebretlon. 'They report thet the county heat did itself proud' as usual; Work is progressing rapidly on the new tracks of the Chicago Milwaukee Electric Railroad. the track bednow being in readiness for the steel con- struction. work, which will be begun in a few days. A new station has been built on the east side of the tracks, with in pluti‘bym on the west side extend- ing to the sidewalk on Highwood Avenue. The city is planning to wm-k in conjunction witn the Road in making in attreetive park'of the tract of land bounded by ’Highwood and WeukeganAve- nues. ‘the C. N. W. tracks and Steensohn Bros. store. The land is to be graded down to the level of the sidewalk and walks are to be laid out. Trees, ahrnhbery and flower beds will contribute to the beauty of the spot, and why it should not be as pretty anywhere along the Ndrth Shore thort {linen with whooping conch. Th; tuner-n1 was held Tnudny with interment at lake Fore-t. Thu. Highwood is npidly growing is evidenced by the [net thv there In six new residences now in course of construction in 0010’: new wbdivision, which was laid out. about six months ago. A middle-nged laborer from Luke Forest, name unknown, came down to thiecity the other night and succeeded in imbibing a. considerable qnnntity of the mail that make Highwood famous. As the hour grew late he decided to go mud/fleeing a nogth bound car coming, he ran out on the car tucks in the middle of the block and signalled it. It was too late for the motormen to stop, however; 9nd.the_.§ar Btrnckhimrinxhe side.~ Thurman W13 bruised and shaken. up, but. recovered sufiicien ily to go home. ‘ W/Mt Peep/e. flre Domg K and walks are to be laid out. -y and flower beds will contribute of the spot, and there is no reason not be as pretty 3 park as there is We no for the reelection of fimtorChllom on United Steven eenuor from Illinois. We no for him heoenee we believe them by his long service in the eenete he bee meted e position of influence “at only can be necked by long eervloee. We be- lleve the! Senna:- Cnllom an do more for Illinohr end the nntlon 'ne eenntor from Illinois than my new men, however eble he puny be. Tint. is the reuon why we ere fer the reelection of Senator Cullen: .5 United Stet“ tenuou- from Illinois. During his long service his pen-mm] inwrity he. never been questioned. â€"Freeport Joann). The following true story is related of alumni- nent Chlcago physician: He was called into court one day to testinyand the lawyer took particular pains to emphasize the prominence of the witlness; be brought. out the fact. by asking the following questions: ' Pointed Paragraphs (From The Chicago News) When I. womun marries 3. mn’ a trouble: begin Six feet of eutth or I. blthtnb IIIIkEI all men eqna1._ “It‘é the easiest thing in the world to convince yourself that you are just 3 little better than your neighbor. ' ' It’s all righttodream'ofthe great things you are going to do. but don’t forget to wake up in time to begin work. * It inny be better for a foolish mu toacquire dollars by marrying an_heiress than to rem's‘n with. out. cents all his dlys. ' Feu- 01 being reformed kogps muny d man in the bachelor clue. Sbmetimes it. seem as if the less a'woman’knows about anything the more she likes to talk about it; ' "Now, doctor, are you 'not the physician for the Armour family?“ “Yes, sir.” nurthev reply. “Are you not the physician: for the Pullman AA 7, a: a... Only the man who in blindly in love fails. to see through a 00:6 of complexion mint. Shoplifters should go into s drug store snd take something for whnt’s the matter with them. Some men are kept so busy criticising others that they have no time 'to accomplish anything themselves. - When the average man makes a. mistake he tries to justify himself by referring to his godd inten- tions. ' ‘ family?" "Yea." The in Higbwood Doctor and his distinguished Patients ”Are you not the phyflohn for the Puma: hmIly?” “You numb-r union; you client-(o the Swiu. the new. the Rem". on?” After a than or more alike most pro-loom {name- in Chicago were nomad, be In. quot- tioggd u to Ms knowhdge o! the can in court. When it can to the {In of the opposing hwy. or w crou-oxunino “to doctor. he surprlud "or; one by asking preciuly use same question: that the Int lawyer Ind and: mderhehodm- phuiud the prominence o! the (how. he sudden- I, ma: “By the wey. doctor. photo in now?" “He h deed.” _ “Where i. Pom? Mum”- â€" “He in deed.” "Where is George M. Pullmen?" - “He 1e deed“? “Where in Ur. Field?" “He in deed." , Then the lawyer calmly said: “I believe I heve no more pme‘ doctor."-.-[Exchnnge. Primary Election Aug. 4, Ropubllcan Candldntfi for JOHN HODGE “Y... '9 L SUPT. 0F SBHUULS Borncic mid in the soup, Wood alcohol in villus,T Cntsup dyed n lurid hue By using snilins. The old ground hulls of cooosnuts saved to us on spices; I reckon crisp ond frigid glass Is dished out with the ices ~' The milk-the kind the old cow gives ’Wsy down it Cloversideâ€" It’s one- -l.hird milk and wster, nnd~ And thenâ€"formaldehyde. The syrup s bleached by using tin, candy 3 just gThcosb ’f" '7’“ And what the fancy buns: 18, The goodness gracious-knows; The olive oil’s of? cottonseed,â€" It‘s really s surprise to me That all folks aren't dead! LAK: codln-v. ILL. VOTE FOR wny. doctor. when it P. D. Armour Pure Foods no more pmstiona to “k the â€"-[Exchnnge. V