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4'. '3 ILL 1642. Wanted Herr'gwny 38556;. -- .â€" ’Twe‘s the tint (in: o! the honey» moon. m the heppy ~young couple were spendnic st one or the quietest of amide pieces. end the extent at their bestitude he immanent-elite. Bowman, it, hie duty that, in: ma wish should be his; end. like 5 loysl little Women. shoe-It‘s: bechtn his own coin. so fist their life sped on a menu! u thenmerhlsi msrrius bell. ”John; Iidenfl” Iold the sweet littleiwolneh to her husben'd one day, “do me e fem tonight?” - “With the greatest pieesure. love," wee his in. stunt reply. "Whet is it?” darling," went on his bride, “that you would put *on your red necktie for dinner." , For the first time John Winced, for thst particular necktie, the gift of his mother-indent. we: the one trial of his iiesh. “Winâ€"why. dare-t?” he ‘qu'eried. “0, do, John. dearest?” he queried. "O. do,.John, you to weer it You see. I have just sound out from the menu thst we are to have rsdiehee. tomatoes. strawber- flee end cluret!"â€"-Strny Stories. ' Flowers from British Yukon. The British Yukon, it is said. will "I wish, - mus no possible ei‘ter‘ the light is turned out. .Avoid late and heavy suppers end est s pinin. light mes! oi nourishing food. Never no to bed * hungry. as people ere kept nuke quite ss-niuoh from hunger so they've from A Memory Change. 11de (to wife who is on her way with e wreeth to the tomb 0! her lumenâ€"“What? (hrry‘ this wreath to my mother-in-lsw’s tomb today. on Easter? Are you crazy. She was cremated, so you should carry it on Ash Wednesday." . V â€"â€"-â€"-â€"â€"â€"-â€"._____ V Some Crookednees. . The Husisslppi river is so crooked in pluses, declares Judge Welter Ma- lone, of Memphis. that a stenmer go- ing ‘thu been known to meet itlelt com north, give passing sig- nals and narrowly, escape a eonielon with itself. "m“ ,‘JJ, «mm and Home. “Der is too many of us," sold Uncle Eben, “dnt'll git sleepy durin’ de- bee' kin"ot a sermon. nn' keep both ears wide open whenever anybody begins to talk‘ ’bout u hose«rsce."â€"â€"Wsshiux- 1n Battle In 1909: "won "om 0mm Yukon. The British Yukon, It in llld, will exhibit 200 Variation of flowers It the Alum-Yukon “petition. to be held, «flint 0! Falling Into Waw m .00“ Protection. 0-. or our non golfing Immune. um- a II W than n speck! mm at! n moving otvtho Ink“ and tho lash won nooounry to who u New lune man “he out 0 polletmnlnsnnnoomnnlntho 8:. Lou- Pou-Dispnmh.‘ Ho hot! I plucuthoflvothnnhholowtho torn. nu ma. shack m notched on n Null which some for out our a. um. Thou had been 1 goat. many land-Moo down there. and hythodhlntegrndonottho bnnh'l'ho wont suited the Ihach um um mu vhnho undo tho town and mum» noonhovontnothoretoulhhml- non. Thou vu nothing doing. The old follow in n hull-t um he didn't nplrlt move. no." he Illd, solemnly. Tho an! m vent-tent. “You might an um river some day." In aid. "Wall. 1 tell you w. honey. 1 In"! mar (oil In yet. When I’ve done to!) myouulimomhdudmmo." nvo‘monthl later thy agent made the ton nun. Bo mad the that. but it won't who" It hnd boon. It wu I we or no hook from the blot. “than who nut there wu wait- tn; it the wink. He grabbed the ”out: had no cold: “I thought maybe you wu on the boot and I came am to salt to: you w. " After on awkward pom he odded: "1 guess! who I’ll mu thst policy. I've dam [on in than times. You’d hotter out o policy on the ohmk. too. I'm and of Ilan' It outon the river n' totlo' u up the hill. ” M .‘.____....._ A Ranch oonnté'algého ”rind In elm“... outnumber Poll“. New York the award” drun- her - do: like hem". This exam to re- “ "03:03:; crinllllnalu ““1”” Vin th- old Joke showing tho connec- ontnum r Q p0 cunen tho . ”mo. at tho. m two. . «02:13th the dnruhmal And his -AA‘_A IIVII “ADI HIM INIURI. HER IENII 0F COLOR. Match and 8h. 00“ Im- Athroeeut duhdhmoudtho mu In tho mm at In M Ipoho of tho "to. 0! "but“ KO told of a hue-out, won-armed won- nvholfllnnmwddstrutcu. In. N the attention of mono ad locum-mt. Tumutothodoi- or Iho am: “You' to h Jewel. " “No." he "and. ‘I an a {authorâ€"l at tho hm"-â€"London Tudor. A Nocuury Change. 11de (to wife who I: on her way with o wreath to the tomb of her amnionâ€"“What? Garry this math to my mother-in-lnw’ I tomb today. on Enter? Are you crazy. She was cremated, to you should carry it on ton 8t". IIIM No Vnmu. In! "tourism Ill! but on (In NH. tor contort. and It in on: aid MtIMMpI-ophctwm'un nut-run. How no? God conund- od the crown to food the old fellow, ad we have n In I. Kings, mt. .â€" “tho rum brought him by“ Ind lull in the morning and bro“ Ind Mhlheevulnt: £361!on the brook."â€"Now Yon Pm V 80m. Crookodmu. . The Ill-slump! river is so crooked in pm, declares Judge Walter Ma- lone. of Memphis. that a. steamer go- ing ‘mthwu been known to meet Itself com north, givo passing ug- nul and narrowly, escape u common with 1mm “W ,‘.‘|' 4 ‘ London'- 'ooiry. _ maul-Mlotm.tunof plenum. full 0! rat. I! mph will only believe it. The In. plum and poets so. none 0! tho lulu all drow- booh which complaint to and. by the prosaic, nor do“ the may buy worker, the emu-loot. but the noise which drives the Idiot “my tron townâ€"Lady's APl'ctonl. The Jar of Machinery. Though nanny plane to lessen the”: of mnehinery hue been tried. annoy- nnoe from mm human. etc., con- tinues; A m bench remedy In to pm. under the machine n two-inch eluuc plate. confining of two Iheets or steel wlth an intervening layer of coach Ipflnu surrounded by felt. Unpleasant. It it in from worry, try to think a little as possible after the light 1. turned out. Avoid into and bony lumen gnd eht a. phin, light ml of nourishing food. Never to to bed Chance fathom Joke. RAVINIA PARK BENNETT GRIFFIN, Mama Now i. the Time to smash. for the News-Le;- Concern. gvery them at 3 p. m. L Even evening at 8.3) Specnlly arranged pmcram (or Sunday afternoon and ' aching mom .. Changed program for each performance , .Fw next wocroogc'nl nab vii u“ ”and.” Ch ”Hie “In“ menu only mm 0‘ die ”and Mun-u. ' Adm256¢m RauvdSuun-INWEAJVM TELEPHONE HIGHLAND PARK 64 eveningâ€"of eviry city in the week on applicaâ€"fi'avtuflcIe-t office,t e book stores or the oiflce the News-Letter. The Sulnwnv Piano is mod n all the Concern The people of this immedinto vicinity will be interested in the nnnounoonwnt tint following the Dnmrooch nongo- ment. tho Thoma Orohutn 'with Frederick Stock on Diroom has been enmed again for a. notion of concerts nnd the moon will be cloned by Fron- oesco Femilo had his bond of 50 muni- cinnn. ' The III] token the 1 desire of e ropmontn Unions. C Itions devo pose oi! ox: orgnn In 1 Mr. Dunn phony Ore min In LSEIOE CREME] Yes, Sir, That’s it Exactly; me E. CENTRAL Av“ An Americaw Shoe§| Printed Theodore Thomas Orchestra actually eparkle when compared with other footwear equally priced. Every feature exhibits the maker's determination to excel. The snap- pieet styles. the most durable ma- teriale. the most skillful work- manship and unusual care in finish.allcombineto em- , phaeize “the superiority of All America Shoes. Once you get a paireon your feet the shoe quee- "-~ is settled forever- ‘ Rtvinin park Thain: Winning Monday. September 2. 1907 DONALD ROBERTSON’S (DMPANY 0F pLAYERS ». Lot u: settle “for ySITTI-IIS WEEK. Sunday, Aug. 4, 1907 JOHN P. KLINE THE MODERN SHOE STORE a repertoire of hid: clm Jam. fqr cachA Concert.â€" The mnegemem of hm Pun tekee the opportunity to announce its deaire o! confering with mega-e end representatives of mime Choral Unions. Clubs. Societiee end Anode- tione devoted to einflgf. {or the pur- pose of extending en n mm to these omniutlone to flag in concern with Mr. Dem-rel: and; ti: 1“;ka Sym- hony Ore can, or a: ir engen- gaent et RAVINIA. - HIGHLAND PARK, KLL.