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It Dick’s father he John's eon, what relation“ 1- men: n: Jahn3â€"Grandson. What In thatâ€"which no one wishes to have am no: one Milton ‘0 lose! --A ma hand. Why in a phihnthmpist like an old hornetâ€"damage he always stop: at the sound of woe. ‘ ~When WM is um which is above all hm imperfections, Ind-yet shelters and protects the weakest and wicked- at. us well as the wisest and best M misfit-4A m. WALK-fl; .,, Mgfir tanner. Why 1; infill!“ a poteio?â€"â€"It shoots {mm-tho dye; When is a mum not a bonnet?~â€" When it becom‘u‘ a woman. ~ What ("none wants what every- one given, what everyone asks and win: very few take?â€"-â€"Advice. ten by Harry and Jéasie Armstrong. .m B. Fowler in The Wom- an'l NM Dally. ,MTINENT QUESTIONS . WSWERED. l Whit: it that .which 111mm, the more ”watch-om mâ€"A hole. WW u the dflterencmbetween a cat and a ”hemâ€"The one has its chm it the and of m pun 1nd the oihcrhuihpameeaxthoend'of m chm-a. ' uwo'wmm was mcknamed“‘max- “8 in. Mm through hf! 'mlschlev- when the long-éeparated ones were 5mm together. * * Kn. W Ind family were made the Mpg/ants of many tokens ot met ,and esteem from the nnm_ pane of Mrs. Gregory, and, rest assured. they were never forgot- Whut in p‘mbnbly more' Annoying “Immacrthantohun; It" In his eyofâ€"To have a fitter In his study. WM ill seem like u dam Inkâ€"Mon he was on his banks and bm- \ ‘ . , none were more cordially welcomed by her at all times or nhamd her generous hospmflues' then the reunit- ed brother end enter. ' When I- a man not a mamâ€"When he's t mm , ‘ Hrs.‘ Oratory wok brother find all» tar to her home in her mind. nun WGIWthu‘ vanu,-v.. all”? when I have when for m and mt? L 7 my «run: sister!” on "an; am!- as he ensued (a; hat. The" gay-at: amid, um um (your hull mt, l knew-Ibo and do no harm. , ammo-s her." with. blrW’womw held the nobblnl girl: in harmonica)! am “Can you remember an young lady“. name. my good wow?" “it. ed furry Wrong. his two and voice heaving great excitement, “To be we 1 . can, sir. I; 1: Arm-trons. fir; __ng mother's‘ name we; Hrs. Richard Armstrong, sir." mum cum W!“ i W in workman». M. mam.” W 31w, turning to Ian. Growl. ”but the in no child or mine. Her hith- er went out. was dayâ€"{he little NY. jaw-140’s magnum with horn-an they was ”+573? hm’é'i'fh,“ an mo au' my ole; man took this are usuo In It' hm!“ her up as our own. We his poor lulu. m‘um. huc we nlvir benudxad the little we‘ Md her. The? gist“: chm, than mun in butter like Irish children? it is made into, little Pam exclaimed the‘ pad the tour A“: One of the mhborhood loafers at 'I'he' Felt mmunity which he. estabulhed a odest footing in 8‘!- ham, tad when comprehensive gospel ranges from the creation or man to the "glory and labors of the gods and goddesses o! the Etherian heaven,” is the hteet addition to the long “9th Londen’a religious sects, which are now ”Hinge! as many as the days ‘01 the year. In London the Chtnnman burns his incense stick in more than one, lose-house in the east end. the Ma- hometnn has his mosque. the Malayan hie temple, nee'r St. George's Itreet east: “the Par-sees worship the sun in Bloomsbury. the Mormons have a mia~ lien in Ienngton, and in may parts .0! the metropolis the Buddhists and Ancestor Worshipers perform their . ‘fln Go‘nluo of Love. Durable love la n sublime drama played by two actors mun) in ule'ntu, h drum. where the sentzmenu are 'ottut‘rophes. where denim are events and when the lightest thought m a chum of ueene. But how will you find In the flock of biped. which in midsummamnulnwm pone-ting in the am. «cm the zenlua qt love. when talented people Ire sirendy no are u ethn- salmon? «Honon do Baku. ‘ Little Isabel had been'so unfortu- new A: to have lived mat of her six you:- in hoax-ding houses. Now the boarding house chicken. as every one knows who hu had any experience with that curious fowl. teem Inge- ly «imposed of. Vlngl apt! legs. It generally fell to label’- lot to drew a leg. Consequently it In with great surprise tint on her first visit to the ggqgtgy lhe mntemplemqr a ran; lug m .un kahuna beamrâ€"weâ€"Ffl‘ been told that ,it wu '3 chicken, but me. htd’her doubts until reassured by her mother. , Ewen then the was not quite satisfied. Myngmed. as though mppflnx with tome problem beyond her power to _reason out, she ex- claimed: “But, see. mums, It only strange rites. 0! Christian sects in London there are at least 300, includ- In; the Cokelera, the disable: of Wil- Hun Sirmod the Walworth shoo- miter: the Pocumn- People, who pre- 9" payer to physicians; the Sande- manmns, the followers of Joanna Sguthoott, the prophetic serving amid; the Shunt-s and the Seventh Dix. Banal“. Why Chicken Seamed Peculiar to 8m." City om. mm to his daily custom. In the pro mammotqdmm. He was “We!” aloud to the omit. Home is a ample at his lound. eon- tontod philosophy: “1'11 tell, you whet! A mnjeynkhty mlserahle it he ain't to! nothm' to do. when he ain't work. 18' at nomethlh'.’ I know Mâ€"e-l‘ve tried both my- en’ 1 and that there un't nothln’ that make: a mun more miser- nhle than doin' nothln'. But. you know. there’s two kind: of work: one of them 1: where e teller we: to work It It: in the mornin' en' works with his hands till 31: at night. The other invhere a. teller at: around un' thinks I ain't never happy union I’m work- !n‘, but I don't believe in that first kind of Work. I believe in thinkln' all day long. an’ that‘s harder 'thun the other kind. I can tell youâ€"you Just 1: Hum mum-nu. thin he “3': mini" I Pam-nil: Community Latest Addition » to 1b Queer Scots. 11“. Man Work»! Hm In His Own Partlculu Way. NOT LIKE ANY SHE HAD-SEEN. ALL néumous m Lennon; t'wo THI LOAD OF TH! LAZY. legs. ! g" 22 W. Cantu] Ave. Sham-W Up to date Meat Market 8: Grocery Company. COR. PARK AVE. VERNON ' PHONE 9---32 ‘ GLENCOE ILL. ‘ “ .A Pmdox in Ago. //* At on ontortomment provided the Wonnn’l phllhormonl'c Joclety ,the most widely advertised ottr‘ocflon was t dunner, who, I0 It was whispered, “Ind become too old to tench In the public schools and had taken to danc- “It for 3 living.” Tint ‘remukablo announcement draw I crowd of cur!- onl‘ porm‘ who wgre ‘anidom to see what u womon looked like who was too old. to m but young enough to practice the tmlohorenn m In pub- lic. Lino. everybody wonted to know who: the mummy we might be, but a “no. no one found'om. . ' boiler Ron’s and Gill-ads Shoo: 106E Central Avenue t Highland Park, Illinois Dependable Groceries Ecqgomicefimeri'ced; "”"‘m m m m. , 1 CLEMENS ~ DOPFER Contractor for House and Sign Painting . and Paper Hanging My Wall Paper Patterns are all in and will please the most fastidious eye. - Don’t forget my 'motto: “First first served.’ ,, My workmen are all competent and re- liable and‘wor-k will be done promptly and satisfactorily. . My stock is all new and ‘you can have the benefit of that. ' . Whaf are you going to do to your home this spring? ‘ o II A I‘. " .Ir 1w- m 0.9 ~ 0 an... mwv Ill, ‘1 Paint it? I can do it for you. lfapcr it? My line of 'Wdll Paper is com- THE MODERN SHOE STORE John P. Kline H;?Hé5élé 124 E. Centraf Avenue Telephone 245 ,' A. C‘ GIPP. .- .. r.v.~, nuv-uu "null, “UUECI'VW. he approached a group of small hon. who were comfortably clad in locket Ind trousers only. One tackled two little fellow stepped to. the edge 0! the bulk. tur‘nod llls buck to MI m pullom and um: “Sly, one at m teller: push me lo. will ”1"?” W for?” his chum: demon!“ in chm “Aw, no mndder made me prom-ell wouldn't go in nwlmmln'; In (In In' ml l” the oonlclcntlou math to- p m. . ' Ono-Wu Round 1:. A mlnmei- says that one Saturday In m strolling along the shaded bnnk rt 3 pretty stream when.>unobserved. Phone 172