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Mr. Whistler: counsel bet! up one or the pictures. ‘Here, centemen,‘ said he, ‘ie'o'ne of the works. which have been mellzned.’ interposed Mr. Ruekin'e lawyer, ’yon have that picture upside down.’ ‘No ‘ such thing: ‘Oh. but it ie_so.' con- ‘i have seen and heard much ‘Perdon me.’ 31d. Den'l Huh. he on this W I- m the belt on earth-â€" Be one than ain‘t one up IN MI in. not oneâ€"hut it! worth. He not there eh' no other an“ m. mod n onrn, nor neer, And euth- roun- thotl mod «out ‘1. ”also right round here. 9.. l _"D':|or over travel Dear“; ”You bet 1 hein't." use he: ' Hell you whet. the iii-001'" M II good enough for me.” ' He not the other 9611)"! 100" ‘ 'Ceuoothey don‘t vote his wayâ€"4 .He m the looblelâ€"amlndeci oohooll ‘ in where they ought to stir. it he won law their mouths he'd shut VOr Blow ’em ali'to smash. .He so: their platform's nothin but; A’ great big mess of truh. . 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