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In a friendly way, exv plained to them nut Mouton wank! make ltnmr lofty-minim end. one or them mod want they had 'done It “tor tun." “So you‘d“: place a stone on track?" said the malls- Ml "amusing. united, “You're wrong! The othor's a blue’nn!" w: to have sf Joke :t the Var mas o: an old worthy 0116”th be: use mums: that he could and in- other we: may the name as n: m on. The bot m accepted and the trawler stemmed, “Well, you have A um. no spunâ€"1t wash the warm} room Conversation turn- ed hound into who had on the prom- cumin-duets. Outmvolérwho Ann M Loamâ€"A mm retain- or was shoving m mm!» fun-V fly Wt- ' In tho baronul bun. ”11m once: in tho W" he and. “In. tho mWsmdhthor a! the preheat Mot of the property. no wuubmuuafion, numerals moot union-mute of We never fought in a bath in which he did not Muamorohxcamn away.” Then he addéd proudly: “He took part In twenty-tour memento." hum: “Jim! Jim! Hurry out Into the m Your children am; my aim. dren no thrusting our children!" and: “not. each having children, nun-lid“ gnd children gate shine- qnentlybornlothem. Card” I ndxhbor. loin: int their ghee. heard a commotion within. an: of which we the voice at a» writ. screaming to her cm Wileâ€"At a «:2qu match between two‘ bed toms onto! the players mm; mm tooth brain. while plum name : (at minder. The same two new. not min. and the unfortunate batman m awn (Magma-mm“ Mon! eon- nondnxtoplayheshonudacmtho wicketi “I_ say. unto, I hope you ain’t titer my tooth; this thus?” "Nb. chummy.” wu thoymy. reply, “It’s your Itumpl I an after now!" . GLEANINGSâ€"YIIIE Amp OTHERWISE. Ah Awkward Mlxturo.â€"*A mdower "Win," an. an query. mu- ‘ mun] pane, “don’t 7.! think Wig? overdo!“ this ”0318' MW ;. . ‘ Marty. a he looked up at the city penance, “what doe. them latter: 'WCVII’ mun?""1'hey mean ging hundred and ninety-Iowa” dear!“ exclaimed. flu mum. ' “Wu be much hurt? "I m M I no bun mt now," on“ the [notion Mrs. Smith “Fun tum Quay did III to give him a ”4:.me Wed 1! the old man un't’tmod out I 1118- v 1 _Hnr‘t-bruklng Dimvory. â€" “And how are you today. In. Smith?" uk- ed the district donor. The portly Mn. Smith uppned her taro: to her eyes. “Why, what ha ha pelted?" asked the sympathetic Vinita! prompt- gd possibly by I desire to, up, but more by In over-Weaning « mostly. "It's th‘o no husband, Wm!” mobbed the woman. “Martha him of: months time, and thought I \ :- doln' nasal! a Mt 0’ mod. 8m; . that'l‘ what he m and n-bottnrlearud, more 'ard-vorkjn’lollow you mm and. And yesterday ’o.¢ou,m our“ u’ took oil! to major-gum!” flung; An fluency-Minded Ohm Pltyer.â€", Two then-pinata were having a semen in we when one 'of them. euddenly starting up from hie seat in t melon. exclaimed: “You hue taken one of my plum!” A glance 1: the been; and mensho‘ed thet the pawn wan really Inkling. ,but the other pbyer etoutly denied hem taken- it. A Hannah-element; at the end of which the playet’who had Ibet the pewntoohldpuuecupof coflee. There. he round his mining pawnrhe hachut Into the cup Instead of a piece of sugar. ' ‘ A am loan-4‘10”." said sentimental Napkins. "have you ever hid your fade-I. hopes ruthlessly W to pieced. your mum vision- turned to blacked Instant-ea, your grandam castle: of air remomloula leveled to the ground: an (alt the “on!” of 8 MW now! within mu'n “Wen," ohm Jones. "I did once take my mimic watch me play cricket and got clan bowled for a 'duck!” . main 1am" "Hr mm. you’re out a! order.” remarked his neighbor 'I am thu." m the reply: “it I was in Iowa at s’ I could due I: In a stgn- nin‘ jump!” on u emu-9m a months or the T0!- Councll at a town I; he non) 94' W 3 member moved that bum-howl be erected over a man which gondtthrm the 01mm. 8pm“ ashlarâ€"“Donn." sud In. 'A Wide-Avian IQ" ' muttonâ€"3 "Com now. with. at Mt. the mm win an graciously; 'm; you,” am the poor volition. 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