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Enter“ a (it Put 0’“, new Pad, Ilb’ut‘: a mad at.” tum : mu Em M :1 HW P83- “P w... BURGMW 36m " mammxc mm‘w There are many lessons to drain from the campaign a say, “Congratulations Commoner Bryan-won have peace with hon We feel like congratulating Mr. Bryan.§He is so good aman. so clean and so honest that we might atmost‘wish he had been elected. but when we think of athe troubles he would have had in satisfyihg hordes of offiec seekers we simply Mr. Taft will not lack congratu‘ lations Everybody loves a victor. The great Republican party will be jubilant. Indeed the Republi- can press is so ecstatic that it calls the election a‘landslide although. Bryan won his own State ‘and Maryland and Missouri are in ”Window-banana!” Maud m cm W «WW wan-autumn ‘ . NO§TH ' 8H0 NE S ~LETTE Submipdon $1.50 aYar 5: ”Copy u this notice 3; listed you an mind to taboos-flu to this mgr. so we are told, is Mr. Debs [and ‘Hisgen whose name on the “5:5; singular by its absence fron't the ‘roll call in hundreds of citic§ and precincts is also dccidedly ex~ ultant over futures. ' If we areto believe the daily; papers everybody is happy. CerQ taiuly Mr. Roosevelt and Citizen Taft are. ~ ? Mr. Bryan too is haDPY. even if disappointed. and Mr. Chafin is delighted and prophetic. So gilf» The ease arises out of the guer illa methods adopted In regulating speed through the village and W1" doubtless cause much conflict @f opinion in Glencoe and cost to the taxpayers. It illustrates th efaét that there is possibility of enforc- ing the law I a" lawless way. ‘ The Bradley cartoon in‘Thursé day’s Chicago Daily News is an excellent hit onvthc present situa- tion. William Taft in front of Editor Bryan’s desk ordering the Commoner far four years while Willam Bryan says ‘Thanlts. I’ll try to make it interesting in): you-” By the way: little lath the new President might call On President Roosevelt with a sj 3 lg: proposal, and' it is [”0535 that the result would be more b Mr. Taft’s taste. ' 1 CONGRATUL‘ATIONS AN D "mg William Taft. Judge. Statesman and Citizen of Ohio is Pre'siden elect of the United States. . The Sabbath Asso‘Ciation meets in a whole days conference in die First Methodist Church. come; éf Wasj'xington and Clark sttceti. Chicago. on Monday Nov. 9t§.' This wiii doubtless be a mob than ordinarily interesting occaa- on. The program will be sup- taincd by able and prominent mén and the tendency 'of the country toward complete annihilation of one christian day of rest wiil r'r ceive sex-ions nttcntion. ~ ;3 Gléncoe is face to face with a new phase of the automobile pro- blem Frank Moor is convictéd on the charge of shooting at M)» Buenna Stribling. SATURDAY, Nov. 7, .908 PRESIDIN; AND EDITOR. WON! No. 9! its Oneof the most amusing duels on record was that ln\ which Bill pow- mau, the famous Australian Methodist wrench”, w‘ns opposed to a deependo tho hadglntermpted a religious meet- ;mg. Bowman had rebuked the roman 1 ln public. andfthe latter therefore sent a challenge. This. or course, Illowed the preecher the cholce ‘ot eve-pone, and the tum: on whlch “Blll” declded to. meet the desperndo made all the mutant- of the town so out to see thetun. Itmamnnedthateach contestant. should have halt a bushel of potatoes, and that he should mud fifteen yank from his antagonist. only} at a thne. -Wlth his flutthm Bow man hlthllantasonlstohtheehest and smashed the potlto. To the a» light of the crowd, the challenger ml.- ed. and on heading down for his next results; ie's‘sons that will serve us for weeks and months to come. Manet: are already planing new campaigns and- anticipating coming victories, We eball have something to say from time to time on questions which we believe are of- vital in- tcrc‘ Why don‘t you supply tooth-pick! um lunch? Ltndlom-I mu; m. m. but! oeome used um um an any '1' nmém an undertone, “Thank you, sir!” wine: the matter- with pd; flock? It's med. Tallowâ€"l uevierwlndltnp. {henna-motto. “wm do you mean?” “No tick hen." on one melon, whilst examining the mechanism or the monster revolv- ing Eismp belonging to a lighthouse, a visitor, wishing to see how many see- onde wonld elapse before it completed a revolution, took a half-crown from his Tpocket, and’ placed it on the re tolving. framework. Watch in hand, he patiently-waited toi- the coin to come round again to where he was standing, but .no half-crown smeared. The sec~ ands lengthened into minutes, still no halfimw‘n. “Strange,” he exclaimed. “What can be the reason or it?" In order to ascertain. he walked round to the iother side of the imp. and in do- In; :no encountered one of the light- houie men, who touched his but, and â€"¢Dyught. rm mm?" “You.” aux-Vera! you!!! in W; “be W his ankle An opemir orator mice received chl- poser. “I tell you, gentlemen," be ex- clalfiled. “and the experience of a, life- um confirm my sumâ€"that 1r Amapflhdrorajobfiithtunem- ployed (flatten comm It Glasgow Mmukedotwhatowdon be um“, “um I tell you that?" he nerv- outy mun-«L “Certainly.” mummc oméiaL. “Well,” .uld he.‘ “I was I bearded lady In a show.” dheflm tome- we’re mm In. Dinah." “It 115, Make. Shun. the way “My you want a thing mildew you mm do It mane!!!” “How IbOIlt getting The chm and Just named rectum. “TM Chum of the Light Brigade.” “Nay.” said the teacher. as.» anyone mt tell me“ the manning of those worth. ‘fhlfl league?" Up shot the hand of Thoma. Jones. footballr’cap- mug aged eleven; “d indomitable'tulb bade. .“Pieue. air, It mean: they coulfin’t nit enough clubs to male up the full league.” Someone had blun- 1; a mum Iflsh' town :1» new ant. were holding a coronation. when they were mm to r'emuk: “Oi hear the'y do be leadin' W now 'ld- ls goin’we we'll be able to thravel widout laviu' home wan av thxm day-I.” aw... y‘our husband 1m mm mt }st to $1ch and citizens gen- in. .Tonkias' Idea of Luck. Economy I'll v. and go couldn’t attend.” Someone HM Bloated. TR Nexi lave-“on. Kn Amusing Duel. "mun: van, Sir." 0-: of Work. Talia-'3 Faith. It’s 'won- “It wouldn’t" do you a bit at good. W,lorto’oplalnhow I ditched ’m’! am an “You couldn't do It If. yet tried forty times, and mm [etlhldefunotbucklhotdemm “But I cannqt mprohend. MINE how It w” MIC for you,to lull, those chicken: when they were malt- hg fight under the owner‘s «W. um]the“:wereuwovkrlem(lot!ll!the Uncle m was before the Court @ the same old charge. After the evi- dence the judge with a perplexed look. mymnnndoutoftheirnefimw on their heath. and add than to their stock; You wiii tyne with me that nothing could be worse for the rim generation in'the intent: of huma- ity.â€"-Anima.is‘ Friend. they are so. Thus; when the man; lawn comep, the children in same neighborhood; take all the young birth house. “and at night. when all was still. I drew the; over the home. and in the morning removed home and cm- tents to the heart-qt pond. and All In that home perished miserably 2" An- ,other wants the agricultural down- Jnent to grant permision for mm to sell poisons for spun-owe. A mid given the children in his village new I penny for every mmw'e nelt coir. taming-four em which they bring in. But the genemL inmenh'in which Mr. (inward, the Times. and the new Vet. min Society all join. in that the very demoralizing and hateful sperm“ clubs are not mmdenuy encouraged nndnanmofMisashedfor.hooi~ mine such clubs and give slimmer prizes. The demoralizing duct of these ciuhé on children is corrobontol in a private letter received by the fluâ€" manitarian [agile from a clergmui and an exmboolmaster. ‘who writer. “Spar-rim cluba. no culled. give reward; in money to children in'the country. Slime: and elsewimre, for so may heads of sparrows; but the heads pm- duced are by no mania exclusively those of that pal-timing:- bird: nor, in- deedhitpoadbletomiemreuut birds. One writer tells mama: with pride. that “day 51 day" be In! tempted the sparrow: In his neighbor- hood into a comfortable sort of marrow potato wunmck mil. Bowman re- peated those uctladl'lq my“: not ednltheilnd‘outotillmuvlfl a splendid throyv which landed on the rlhs and bowléfl the man on! Dueling died at In lint out o! the country after tilts exhibition. It which the spectators could bonnet: and! themselves for unsungâ€"Daylight. 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