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A Stu-n Coincident Mistressâ€"Anna. I saw you in the gaf- den last night with a man. Maidâ€"‘-Me, mum! Oh.’ no! You must have mistaken the two scarecrow: for as. - Mistressâ€"â€" Well. I will look more carefully next time, but I certainly nw‘ the Scarecrow: kissing each other. ' Tankâ€"only Iuppence”! shop. “Any copy. sir. ‘The ’01}! City )v’, ‘Maisie m the Com.’ ‘Sing Me to Siecp,’ The Better Land‘-.-allihe latest and best, only tuppence a copy." "No.” snapped the tradesman, "we wantm music here.” But the pirate was un- rufiied, and was not to be denied. ”The)’ re as good as one 'and (our pe..-_ nies." he said as he opened his satchel. “I. tell you," rep|ied the gradesman bitterly. “we want no music here! We’ve more to cry about than sine." “Never mind. sir." said the pink. s'ymâ€" pathetically, pioducing (sheet of [2% certified cheek c per cent of the 3 said check to be Hifihland Parki ante: into comr Of the work abm The succeuful to furnish! bar the contm.’ my and workmansh with 'the 1mm tpccificet'ions an of aid fidenifi. He was a pirate bold- he did not look it, but he was “Sal! you some music, sir?" he said as he mated a tradesmn' a 9:; 1: that so?" Aloud chants of “No" defence. Irom the ladies greeted this question and " CnAnLfis L. FINNEY. the orator ‘went on: “I say that woman, Officer appointed to make said assess- frcls where man thinks." “Is that the ment. reaSon your husb'and ts bald?" inquired Dated Highland Park. Illinois, August one of the few mal'e members of the 28. A D. 1909. ‘ 35-2t audtence. It was lucky for him that he I " got two seconds’ start in the race for the Bid. Wanted for Co-nmtin of Con- "The fading: of women at far deeper and finer than those 01 mam? criedthe lady- orator in afiery lone. “We are told by those who‘ style themselves the stronger sex that we are much inferior. Park. Q C 85.00. A, F. Olander and vi to Harry Olen- der.‘ part lot 10. Highwood. W D 351). ' Eatate of R. H. Morrison. deceased. toEmma M. Morrison. lot7, blk l0. Bord‘dn- Lac Blufll North Chicago Deed’GSO A. E. Wheeler and vi to J. R.'Schre- an. flirt blk 16. Port Clinton, Highland Park, W D $2.500. P.5H. Smyth and vi to R. F. Chapin, lot: as 39 and 40 Highwood. win 96. 0(1). \V. G. Williamson and vi to F. M. Steele. part lot 2. blk 46. Highland Park. W D SI. 00. State Bank 0! Lake Forest to 1.. H -W Speidel, lot 57, Green 83) Add Lake Forest. S W D 3375. W I Ma‘Jlurl- en r‘ H In» Imo‘ A certain colonel W“ W particular of Highland Park,_the ordinance for the regarding his port wine. which he Wald some being on file in. the office .of the" never allow to be decanted under any City Cierk of said City, and having circumstances. One‘ night a new menu 3W to the County Court oi Lake waiter brought to the colonel a’bottle a! :County for an easement of the coat: oi his rare old wine. “Have you shaken aid improvement according to benefits, this?" the oflicer demanded ”59, and“ easement thereof having been sir," was the reply of the Itartled waiter;~ made and returned to said court. the "1 quilc {0780' but 1 can do 5! “0M” final hearing thereon will be had on the“ And he'gave ita Severe shaking, 'while 13th day of September. AID. l_909. or the colonel's face turned purple with as soon thereafter” the business of the inaniculate rage. court will permit. Said assessment. is payable in six (6) installments-with interest at the rate of five (5} per >ce‘ntum per annum, on" all installments from and after first voucher. All persons desiring may file objection: in said court before said day. and may appearonthe hearing. and make their defence. The Lady Onto!" "The feelings of women we far deeper and finer than those 01 more? eriedthe lady- orator in afiery tone. “We are told by those who style themselves the stronger sex that we are much inferior. Is that so?” Aloud chorus of ”No" me-and-three-halfpencé. ” Master of the house-It mikes me I've seen your face before , Strangerâ€"Yea, you have; I million a cookery book a year ago. "What are you selling now?" again. “Light of my life!" 011:: mur- murgd, resting .her fair head on, his .manly shoulder. ”Lightâ€" "’ ”Mathilda? said her father‘s VOICE from above. “put out the light and get to bed the verdicts. - ' ‘ , $7ou to M it «1' Run ._- ’ " “Hallo!” “Hallo!" "Are you 2769, MW AM Gémrd?" “Ya." “Can you ultme “00 you think they mm 0‘ “13',an the exudes hrthe mum Sake: ”W?" asked the ""dy‘wpoinfed close?” “Pin afraid you've got-'che rector, hopeful that be mad! I l°°d "‘3' wrong number. This a the office of the pression. “Yes, I think so," replied his Blank Gas compgny." “Quite correct! wife; "they were all‘noddi083' , Can you (en me when. the entries to: (he‘ Eclippe Sukn dale?" “What the Doha. . dickens do you ’man by akin: such a The last moment had come. They question? We don'tf" ”We‘ll; you‘ mood by the open door. For weary." m. hunt-to enter 111V!” "me”? ~ Government Gumâ€"Don't 1‘ know. mister? Ain’t 1 'Id myshire oi 'em? But it ain’! the trial}! I mind much. it's the verdicts. - - Spa-t from Exp-rule. Prison Visitorâ€"Ah, my friend. this world 1! full of with. Th Dunn'- Man of Pay-gut Grateful‘ Patient-*Doctor. how' can I ever repay you for your kindhess to inc? E Doctorâ€"Doesn't mattcn old man hm Cheque, money ordpr. or‘ugh! h“! He was. bad}, man and 1,5,; we Loam“ vcruwnuuamw interests of hit employees at heart It was this that mourned him tobuy a,‘ numheroim J ' . “Doitnow.” for. he argued, they will put their hearts into their work and so rise to higher positions. He therefore had the texts hung on the watts of his offices. About a month later a friend asked him how the scheme afiect- ed the staff. “Well, no: inst the way I thought it would.‘ answered the proprie- tor ‘The cashier ran off with two hun-. dred pounds. the head bookkeeper doped with the private secretary, three! clerk asked for an increase of salary. and the office boy started out to become a ‘bookiek ’ ’ . - decendants “ Evidently“ Mrs. McDufi-Jl‘hie mess" that eyseethewwa: mgamsmdedbymém don't beheve it. McDufl~Why not? Mrs. Mentalâ€"Because I neversee any mice ”and when I play the piano. McDutI- Weil that’sno reason for doubting the paper’ I statement. ‘ on pi Mai. Doss-Jana Tommyâ€"Father. do you know what are? FamereCer‘tahuly. Tommy. its people who come after you. By the way, who ts that young man who keeps his nose in the passage? Tatum” WI... l‘e-t’. "a- n‘ 11--.»- alga-3t)..-“ The Amm’fli‘abd Saloon“ ANWCW U Add ' for Dav-2W c , {9’2" Much Too Rudy no! meet Highland ' Ic. All bid: must be accompanied by a ei’al. undivided K of 15 acre: adjoining certified check or cash' In the sum oi ten North Chicago. W D 81 00. percent of the total amount of the bid, Q G Huge and at to C. L Ne.’ son. said check to be forfeited to the City .uf log 2‘ Ruini. “'oodg, Highland Park. 3ii'Iigthiand Park in the event of failure to Q c 31m. enter into eomrau Tor the construction a D. Begum nod wt to Eva Carque- ’oi the work above stated. ‘ ville. in: I. bik 62, Highiand Park. W The successful bidder 1*"! be required D “.160- . to (with a bond equal to the face of _ . the contract. guaranteeing the materials . Sad WW and workmanship to be in- accordance W Meziamrâ€"Ym are foul! with the iment oi the mdinance and guilty «Ming down the plain!!! and specifications goveming me emimuciion robbing him oi everything except a gold Bide Wanted for! Contraction of Con- crete Sidewalk Sealed bids! will be received by the Foreman of Street ‘Work of the City of Highland Park, until-7:30 P. M., Sep tember 7, 1909, for the construction Of a concrete cement sidewalk on the caught side of St. johns Avenue (formerly known 31 Railway Avenue) from the southerly line of Roger Williams Avenue southerly total distance of eleven hundred (“00) feet, said walk to be built in accotdance kith the ordinance therefor now on file in the office of the City Clerk of said City. ' - â€"-â€"â€"." ,. ... V. v.v- .._â€"....‘ cased, to Edith McGregor Adamx. lots 7. 8, 9 and [0, UR 69 Highland Park. Deed 326.000 , 'Jennie Gasttield and hue to Luella Salvudt, ent 45 it lots. blk 12, High- land Peri. W D 314]). 'Ged- S. Jackson to ,Mary Aldis, part N 1,1, lot 3. Thompson! Add, Lake For- eet: Q C 31.00. H. 1’. Price and w! to Frank May. lot 4. Price'l Sub, Highwod. W D 81.09. F. L.‘Cheney to Jessie H. Boyer. lot 8, blk 4. Port Clinton, nigbland Park. W D 31.00. J. S. Jennings and wt to Walter Bigger [aerate aid Seeoud Street and Green 'Bay Road. alonguid West Park Avenue. to :he went corporate limits of aid City of Highland Park, the ordinance for the nine beingon file in the oflice of the City Clerk of said City, and having appiied to the County Court of Lake Notice I: hereby given to all peuons interested that the City Council of the City 0‘ Highland Perk County of Lake Ind State of Illinois, having ordered that a cast iron lateral main water supply wipe, togethermith fire hydrants. shut of! valves and tpecial caning: be constructed 1 and laid along and under Second Street, ‘ Green Bay Road and Went Park Avenue in said City at Highhnd Park, connecting with the menu main ' now hid in said Second Street. and thinning thence um: §he had been an inmate of the iork- house for yean, yet she had never been bend to crumble, and when the visitor letood' In front of her and inquired after her health and welfare she kept her good. record. “Thank you. air." she replied “I'm quite veil, Yes. indeed. I've a great deal to be_ thankful far. I've two teeth left and they’re opposite each other. Tommyâ€"Fother. do you know who: decendanu Ire? Fatherâ€"Cefiainly. Tommy. in people whooome after you. By the way, who in am young man who keeps his nose in the pamc? Tommy -â€"Why, that’o on: of Muy‘i deccbdann come to take her for a walk. d’yé ’ivant It changed: for? Urchihâ€" ’Coa mnvvc'r think: it's I had an! ' WWI-mu- Cln Cbutnb Urdufiâ€"aPlem, sir. will you change I twwhflflne piece?" Grocer (fond of his ““19 J°k¢)â€"Certainlv. my boy Wm Henrietta Cmumnn' In “”8th Jon Burnt. ~Had he agold Jmch? 'Mng'iurmâ€" of Street_ Work City. of Certainly. Prisonerâ€"{HIM "I put in a .t Notice No. 159. plea of insanity. watch. “hat have you to say? Prisoner CG Km and vi to C L. Neflon. M3. Ruinia Woods. Highland Park. Q C 31;“ G D: Balaton and vi to Eva Carque- ville. lot-,1 Hi 62, Highland Park. W l. S. Jennings and wt to Walter Biggar 1.}: SIT, undivided X of 15 acres adjoining Noah Chicago. W D 31.00. Estate of J. McGregor Adams. de- Céased, to Edith McGregor Adams. loin 7. 8, 9 and 10, b‘k 69. Highhnd Park. Deed 35.000 Lewis Dreher to A. M. Winhoeft, 2 urea. in mug: of Deerfield. W D w. J. _McWade m c. :1. Joy. M9. blk 3. Port Clinton. Highland Park. W‘ D S2,(X)O. \V. G. \Villiamson and who F. M. Suck. pan lot 2. bit 46. Highland Park. W D 31.00. Slate Bankol Lake Forest to L. H W. Speidel, lot 57, Green BI)’ Add Lake Forest. S W D $375. A, F. Clander and wt to Harry Olm- der.‘ pan lg! 10. Highwood. W D .500. ' Estate of R. H. Morrison. decanted. mEmma M. Martino. lo! 7, btk IO. Bord‘dn-Lac Blufll, North Chicago. 1m 1. 6;... , say. Chas. Phillip. and VI to W. G. Wil- liamson, N pan lot 2 bit 46. Highlanfl Park Q C :35. 00. Lake County Tide and Trust Comp-m Atom 0! TM: Tint GM anon: W 3mm. Wan-em.- III-.A-' The company which has been support- ing Min Crocman during triumph-l engagement in the M it will accompany her to Chicago The m- ment infunhree week. including Sunday evenings. and matinee. on Wednesday and swanky. _ "born to the purple," but having sn _inoomeoi onlympermonthto usin- tnin her eulted socisl position. A desire ' {or luxuries is imhred with her. and to 'possess snd enjoy the things she cannot sflord she practises s system of petty grafting. The meatless of this course is cansiden'bly ameliorated by her gener- osity and it is not until her sfl'eetions ,sre engsgcd by s wholesome. broad shoal- dered mining engineer‘lrom the West ths’t she realizes the islsity and smsllness of her ways of life. Threatened with legs] prosecution by a host of creditors. her only salvation seems to be in s Inst- risge with a rich man whom she does not love. The girl's resourcefulness snd circumstances combine. however. to show her another Ivsy out of her diilicul- tiessndthefinsl curtain drops uponss 1.11““in s climsx ss snv annedy could ve present. In people are memben 0! Minimum: most exclusive social net. The chief dunner ill yoimg womm ‘gagement at Wallach’: thenn. New York. where her performance of the principal role. and the play. were hailed nth: two gram: mcceuel on Brand- way. “Sham" is by far “be“ thing this premier comdiennc has done since ”Minx-en Nell," and unless nil signs fail her mecca in thinner comedy will Be as great It the triumph ocored by her in that classic (“lay of the days of Charles the'Secood. ”Sham" has in new” kid in New York, The time of in action is the ~A! Pom The!" Ola“. A theatrical even: 6! sulfide»! impor- tance to attract every pk) goat in Chicago and vicinity is the appeannce at Poven’ Theatre ior three week. muting Sunday evening. August 29, 01 ‘ Henrietta Crooman in “Sham." Mia Cmnun’ has just concluded I [our months' en- Viola}: Real Estate transfers I Cross Creek chigb Hntbracitc to L. H. lay Add. c :1“. [Genera] Office: 126 E Central Ave‘. Gsell J. J. Faker. Mgr" phone 335 Highland Park. Prbmpt team deliveries of Buck. Lune Port Cement: Crushed Stone. Saul. Tile. Wu" pleater and Lumber. g The Highland Park Fuel â€" C ompany . Coal, (Good, Kindling, Lumber and ~ Building Material Agents for the Racine Stain: Co. Sokmuwourl’ohufor GROW HOW TO MAKE ANY BUSINESS NORTH - SHORE NEWS LETTER filfifi’fififfifi RCIGCIC prim CAN HELP you I K”? Cool made thirsty (or their Anyvug m bd‘ ' ‘andla at fun 1 “ll N “W h . of my .- "Ind“ hakly!‘ ‘ Hon. lurked : “We“ II! In” my. dnt d I 'wh" vo' wife! -â€"Uppim d?" In! In: bum in I'm?” ”0h; yawn hcdie P. In mu' h It!“ Mr. 1 and h-