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Central Ave. Hntbracitc child, IAKE NESS vi“ in Stone Co. Tile. ORE TER Fuel made thirsty P3 0ft ‘ When : man's in love he‘s army. thinking of his girl; when he’s married he simply can’t drive her out of My mind. Mia Bessie McTammeny and Mr brother Edvard Mc’l‘ammeny, who have “been spending a week at Niagara Fans, returned home Saturday. ‘ g There: 101:0! mph: who woman] ’bealk'nvcd to stick around were it not (or their glue. The convenient thing about burning your moneyis that you ‘don’t have to both: for kindfina wood.‘ y‘ X. Anyway, a man has to forget this “0 vou fl" business when he gets home. It's funnibow blue some women get vh‘n they' re green with envy. - “Honest?" ”Honest! He said he was extremely sorry. thnugb, he added, he didn’t know the man pemomllyzâ€"Lippincon’s Maga- “II that to?" asked thetother matron. ”Did he seem 'sorry when you told him of my second warring”? “Indeed, hedid; 3nd uidso most frankly!” Sorry for Bill I Two matron: of a certain western city whose i'espective matrimonial ventures» did not in the first instance prove alto» gethcr laxisfacmry, met a: a woman' 3 club one day, when the fin: maimn re» “Hattie. I met your” ‘ex,’ dear old Tom. the day before ycmrdgy. We talked much of you." , “We", Boss. we couldn’t see dat den was anything dc matter. but} had! 'em say dz: sh: died 0 shock " - “Died of shock? For heaven‘ 5 sake. man, what could have shocked bet?" “Why, Boss. I speck ’tm o’ 'wum yu‘ wife mnnin’ away wid dc coachman‘.“ --Lippincou' I of?" "Corpse, {lid you say, John? Whose corpse? Has anybody died? ' ’ " 'Deed day has, uh; yo' muddér-in- law has done died. " ' Oh. this is terrible! What did she die “Why. Boss, dat's a myst'ry: ched ’t is. But 1 do heah 'cm say as how some candles upset from man' dc corp“ an' setfire code house." ‘ "Dean know, Boas, 'zac'ly. but ' we son 0’ speck itkketched fire from de house when dc home burned down " ' fire?‘ ' “Oh. tfitt’s awful news! How in the world did the house catch fire 2" "Indeed! And where did he gt! the roast horse flesh?" “Well, you see, Boss. dc old gray male done got routed to death. " ‘ L “You don‘t say so, John! How' did that happen?" - ‘ “Well Does, she war in de barb when dc barn- burned down.” "You don't mean to tell me ‘that my barn has burned down! How did it catch “We"; John." said the plantar during the drive ‘0 hishome. “what' a happened since I’ve been away? ' "J'es’ can't think 0’ nuthin‘. Boss." re,- Dlied the datky. after slowly scratching his head, "“ccpfin'. dat d: dog's M" "Tim‘s not very startling: though I’m sum. of course. But he was jutting quite old. By the way, John, whatdid he die of?" in visiting her brother, Mr. H. K. Syson of Highwood, this week. , A Soulhei'n planter. on hisjremm, from a European trip, was met at the fails-pad statio'n by his old darkv servint. ' ' Mr. Frank May of Bloom sweet. pur- chased one of the Fan Sheridan homes and has moved same to Prairie avenue. Mr. and Mn. W E. Cumm'ngs and family expecttospeud Sandayu “Dm- mond Lake. 1': an idea dz! he done eat too hand: Miss Edith Tutty. who has been visit- ing Mrs. George Conrad 01 (his cify. returned to her home In Chicago Mom day - Mi. Ivy Bra-knell of Highwood gave a beach party Tue-day evening.‘ A large number of young- people were present and a happy evening spent by all. . Miss Jeanne Maris. who has been’lifi- iting retafivesv and friends, in Indiana. retumed home Saturday. Miss Syson of South Bend, Indiana, higbw'ood News ”I don know, Boss. {or pos’tive, but Breaking It Gently “mt they are of the highest quel1ty, moat pleuxng to wr1te upon. and withm reach of everybody. as far as price is concerned. .We want to show you our extenelve line of these Beautiful papers. This was not so tan years ago. but it is today. Cor- rcctncss in writing paper has become as necessary as correctness in dress. The Eaton. Crane 3 Pike writing papers are not only invarialaly c o r r e c t. l wntlng paper. the paper} that every discnmmatxng man ancl woman uees for partlcular correspondence. Don‘t deceive yourself into thinking that y 0 ur friends do not notice and judge you by the character ofthe stationery you use. Eaton} Crane it? Pike Bellaâ€"4 haven’t decided between the merits of a monophne and a biplane wing eflect. ’5 pm‘ Mumd ‘ Knickerâ€"‘Didn‘t your cook like the country? Backerâ€"No she never found om thut a (zombie was a policeman â€"-New York Crow: stepped pp to. him had politely told‘him that if he did not stop the com- motioh which he in: creating that he would be {arcih’y ejected from the place. “Go ahead with your Ihootingâ€"l am used to that game and it don‘t scare me any. " fired back Crowe. who finned after the officer 3nd with the heip of an attendant the policeman was soon placed on the outside of the building and there was no attempt made at shooting. Girls shoutdnt think that because I man can‘ia a satchel he a a trauma man. He may. only be a bank messen- ger. you know. ’ , Golden evid‘enlly 'did not takr very kindly to the suggesticn, [or hit aid that he began to blaster and, reachlng his hand mud his. hip pocket in alleged to have declared he would do a link: shooqng if my mempt were made to put nim out. When thden saw that his hint! about _shooting would not go down. he allowed the matter to go at that; [neoanec'tion with the drink Cm fin- iurium, thej‘e is a moving picture thé'a- m. over which Crave is also manager. On Monday Mg!!!) Frank Golden,’night policemah a! Highwood, is alleged to have entered 11!: place and started to creak- 1 Wm. . Pat Crown, alleged -kidnappcr and bandit. but recently manager of a drink cure sanitarinm at Highwood, hm had many unkind things said about hm. but one thing it sure-he” 13 no coward; He proved this Mainly m a link sci-to which he had on Monday high“)! this week. The Wahkcgan Nefi'give: the follow in; story of Pat (‘rowe: Albert LarSon Stella-480w will you have you; but Its the Best. Sir Because its an ' Pat Crowe Defies Oflicer Tel. 2454 once Phone‘ 77 Prink Phone 1m Oflce noun DENTIST ' ‘ Dchomtrator N. W. University [160339 I. m: to 5p. m. ‘ Emma Pu-k Urchinâ€"Flute. air. will you change - two-shilfing piece ?" Grocer (fond of his little jokerâ€"Cerium» my boy What d'ye want u chimed for? Urchin-â€" 'Cos muwcr think! 51'! I bad an! Alamlcl'xb were made to bmk the silent watch“ of the night. BYRON J STEVENS; Pnor Bites: I: to .3 First. that with moderniuwovomu Opp.;N. W. Depot. Highland Puk. Phone 1041 SEND FOR OUR REPRESENTATIVE FOR DETAILS Dm‘t .get and at that you can'l help; it is more sensible to get mad I: who! you an help. HIGHLAND PARK 8;. John- Ave. ILLINOIS Opp. Dupot 115 Central Avenue Nortbfibcn News-Lat" Phone No. 69' Highland Park. Elm St. a St. John‘s Ave: DR. IAMES WATSON HIGHLAND PARK, ILL. DR. B. A. HAMILTON Highland Park Hotel Electric Light North Shore Electric Co. Whakml-Bh‘. DENTIST , 152, * ~ ARISIAN . Cleaners Under our two years to pay plan Have Your House Wired for sum Bun]: B“: Dyers "" m.A.'r.6A.xi.-mnuiui'iu swam-mammal“ ”MEWIW â€" {arm m * I-OHFAU Nblllub. 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