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rteS Ta} 420qu (3. PHILLIPS DAVIdA HOLMES if prepared 1.2“, ‘30 0f the “NUDâ€" i counted Securities Sent by the pc ' . “Y. a]! pub! a sworn stat ‘ Of its con in this newuhzr from nmc 5.. SIB BANK .VINGSâ€" MI 19an 331111 to put Vitten “i maul»; and will {y of the Cashier .‘ Best “Close in” comer in Chicage iWest of river. Contains 5300 square ftin-Seven f blocks from loop-One block from New Post Office. Big Profit in three years. 5 To close an Estate ALLAN D SOUTHWEST CORNER DEARBORN WASHINGTON STREETS, CHICAGO, ILL. OLIVER 8L COMPANY In the hmwm |~ Hw :rmt m-luxm in H)» L'ul.<lI'H:II.-~H \n :I'un'mln. \x'lm'h is \‘i‘HIix- :|.\ ;‘ I:1\1_\ <|uu ‘\ In {In- lu‘nmi (‘51-. It Ilil‘ inn: {Hrs/.11} ”drum-unwrs' bw-mn’u \‘iu'in :I.< ~H‘Ih'nn't- 4:1 \H'ivs of nut ri' um“ \n‘ wrx umnlin: :1 wnH'n‘. « yrmun‘ <HH<HVHHI~LL it- xiwvllnnx 1‘ v mtimnuax‘. 1'z-~'u12:iu!rn;: that "film-1m; [I I: Is l-cun «1;:- «(m1 [hall it mu) lu- wwwwwnl nf'~7;ll'~u~11- stitm‘n: n HHZH'I’\L' Q‘\h‘IHIH In “121's, Stmlhw ‘1’ iI~~ 1n!r:11[..3. lw\\‘~'\~-I'_ in dit-nlt- lhrl iV i~ :wnwr (u H\ Hum winn- Of [hv “vii knnun <lzll'i. snwh :u (,‘;r '4) Ir Ht The Andromcsa Nebula. Om- uf [he Inux: :l\l‘llii.*hillfl In Ibe [H‘fl\t“!‘ h lhu grunt n. H)» L'ul.<lt'!l:|t.-~H \n :I'un'mln. ! In:l~~ ~n:;=~l~ « yrmun‘ <nn<tHliHn~LL in ”mu-Hum 1‘ v mtimnuax‘. n-wmiuhnx that nt' thv 1m; [I It Is "\‘k'll «lg-4.4m! [hall it mu) lu- w):t:1m~r.l ut' ~7;1I'~ um. .‘HYIHJI: it HHH‘W‘L‘ 9‘\H‘IHIII In \l‘til's. Stmlhw ‘1’ iI~~ 1n!ml[..3. lw\\‘~'\~-I'_ in dit-nlt- lhrt it i~ :H‘z‘th‘l‘ (u H\ than win“- 0!‘ [hv “vii knnun \lzll'i. snwh :u (,‘u‘ [)0th mm! Hnl‘tk lhv English :Isrmn- omnr. [mintx nut that it tlw .\|xtll‘l>:nmlfl nebula won- z.~<unn-d to be an alumni universe. Irwin: an Ilinmmvr rampar- nhlu with that of thu- Milky way. its muss wuul'l he- forty million million million tinws the mass of lhv sun. This Is rvL'nrded :Is inrtwllhle and so may be taken us, an additional :tl'uumvnt tn fm‘nr nf thu flaw that thi- m-lxuln is a member or our system»Hanna's Origm of (h. T Rail. Robert l.l\‘m:.:~£ton Stvwni snlled from New York to LlVerlmo! before the advent of the «Worm stennwr. Ill-those days the passage took two months. and Stevens passed many un hour. jack- knlfe ln one hand and a More of wood in the other. broudlng over a problem that had often worrlul himâ€"how to run a railroad without stone strlngers for tracks. He wanted to get an iron rail that would "hold" and would take the place of the thln strlps fastened to the chair of the roadbed. Just beâ€" fore he reached England hi; whittling revealed to him the solution of hls problem, and that Iolutlon took the form of a 'I‘ rail with a broad base that could be appllod direct to a solid wood support. That '1‘ rail ls still in use on all the railways of the world. Woo: of the Prompnr. In the ||I‘mlu«-ti«)u of, u pm) mom is an important ln-rwn “‘hn is m-w-r «mu nud <hnn|al um Im lwurd by the nudi- Ollt't“ and yvl [n- ma)" «hunk mun- llllt‘h‘ than xhv prim-Hull urmr. ll ~|~‘ (lu- pruuum-r Ht-n- is 21 dwt'ripliuu of in pmmph-rk Inlmrs. writwn by nm- of (hv gonna: "l. us prmnpu-r. hml Inn-u kvx-t wry [Hwy lln‘mlle-um Ihe Mme In ndtli‘ (ion to ken-pin: the :H [mm nn lhvlr lines lt “as my duly m make all Iln- uutslde nuliw I hml svrmmml ‘llullvf‘ l bud shoutvd 'Klll lximf' l haul dropped plunks In run-r up dvfirivm pistol re- ports I had thumlo-rml. lmllml. ruined. sung like u \wmuu. [Ehll‘t'th llke an arm). um] lumlml liko :In lnfurlnlel! rabble lntlzlrml lv)‘ drlnlk. 'l‘lu- lust straw vumr when thu ln-rn. Nippon-«l (n he [vurx‘uml by lmumk. sldlml [0 the wlnxs and his<mlr "‘l'.:1rk. ynu fuul. hark: \\'h_\' don‘t you lmrk. (mu idiut'.""â€"Clnviulmll Common-lull Tribune. Signing object: LX'mt m-lnxhl in m‘dn. \x'lm'h is 4:: wrius :1 wnH'n‘. NH! II( In“. unwrs THE mcmrm PARK gm HIGHLAND EARK ILLINOIS ”1'1: “('5‘ Animal Curiosity. A r'uw will :uqu‘um-h :n nmv‘nhjefl fnsrhnnn-d. Inn nilh Hummus suspfi- Mun .1111! n lI-uw is nun mum" llmid gazing at n di~l:-nnv In: ;|\\| Hug, rendy tn ’h-v in n nmnwm. 'lln- llllilll\i’\ will snub h :n Q-n-rnlxiu: that is net“ and dullhornn-Iy o-xnmim- il IIH. :findim: ihut Iw mmum out it or [um-k mankind with it. he “HI drop it and lot“! llnss trnm his ~2hullnn‘ nu-mury. 'l‘hQn- Is 1! pmhm In Hu- <h-mh-rnvw 0f funinml "uriwsit‘vv il i~ <I> n':l<il)' Mltisfit-fi. Th0 than 4!”. it' Muuzm it In- IINII‘laX ('Ilds “ilh tln- “N [‘1 Hh n! .sullnisv find the Slniurvwiun ur ~;xh'-I_\ j Th0 Echoes of Eagle's Nest. The mm! \v-m-lerl'ul w-lm fin the knuwn “arm is (hut hmm! from [he I-In ck Hw-l in llw szkz- I'v:inh~’ uf \\hi~}w-- 1min; h-[uneIo-d mi qun-n :nl IANIH linu-x 'I‘lxv I'M-mind is gnln‘und clunz' :mx! (listiIn-t 2.11:! awn-Hrs m rum» {mm thv m: :s. 1'IitT~' :Illtl [waki' whirl: xurrnuud the I‘VIN'HIIIHIH‘V on M] shlos. mum-“inn "I Imu- ||¢'\|'I' "HI .\IIII:I ' II“? I‘llllllI wmu- Ilzlrk. 'IIIII if .~In~'.‘ :I fI'iI-IIII (If YUHI“ <Iw'< :I {I'Iva nr HIIIIP Han .hllh’ 3 \I shvs :III :I\\. ‘IIIII 'Iil‘l' L'II'I Prnty Goon urounal. _ (Hr! L:I‘\\'\'1'r-\IIIIIIL' IIIIIII. Itifitrikes Im- III: II Inu Mrl‘ II- I \ Illllt' II all: ! III-II In \Iiw I'IIIIII\\Q‘H YIIHIIL' .'\IIIIIIIIQI â€"\‘III- ImII< 2:0“ :I' [Q'\ «If I. IIIII III K: 'III‘ifi Old l,1|\\_\l‘l \\II;II II;I~ III:II Id“ In (In \I‘IIII IIII‘ WIN"! You“: AIIHI'IH'N ~ Wig}: ISII'X Not Evon a On. Cantor: Elisa-He sticks like u posinge; smmp but he isn't “arm 11 cent Stella- Then he can't be like a postagg stamp â€".\'ew York Press. : No. He Doesn't Drink 3 “I'm sun- Hm un husband ‘dnesn't drhlk.' .~':_lld thv hl'hh g “That so“: nskvu the old linmr "Yes. but hr has one \vr) pmnlinr habit. [10's terribly fund of Clpves." Breakfast Food Literaturi. Browneâ€"There‘s lots or {god for thought in this magazine: story. Greeneâ€"Full of nwnt, vb? [Ifowueâ€" No. It's a sex-MLâ€"Judge. "I um \‘Mting air! In her rhum "I hau- lieu-r Hh‘ "21‘9"! \III [hut snflivie-m mvnt‘.‘â€"â€"(‘hir:l;. A man: best friends are human I:- geru. -Robert Collyer. wrnu- Ilzlr yours <he" shv‘s :III :I _' rzlllt in! I!" IIN I'. my! '. I In HI. In“ I'm-l (l PRICE $20,000 nun Kl” I'M A Nice Girl. mg :Ilnm Inuhlr l1!!! I‘ll [uh Hm! :4”! In {in Wiil :1: ‘\Imrm-_\'~\\'|§}'. isn' urmnuk for ungutmvh .\ lulv-s 1 HI" \‘lH'fH t-lin qnixwm :Y-nl‘ H n-iulns [hi-11 .\lH‘ l""'l|lN“ir‘1‘|‘ll(‘< the ~Iizhuwx a! mi uljn-n :H mm! ix gnlwund .mm;v from 2| 1 I'mm nn (4va- xtulllh A! Hunt Hs {nu-x H)“: I JONES In IQ‘ 1111-: hm “nfi'vrml to him mu :1 slln-r snln-r." but Mr. Slum: lllL'P-l hi~ point. and tln-y drum-l tln- mum-r in szn-uuous fushiun for nu-r m) hnur. "llv \\:1< oxmwlinfly angry." Ilnld Mrt Stuml. “nml raged and hum-d in NW]! at fxuhinn that 1 {Mt nmrv than (”100 it would have gin-n him gm! sutlst‘nctiun to huye dmwn his sword and thrust it throng:h the \‘ltnln of his English \‘lsitur. ‘ ' ‘ It was a try- lng ordeal for me. I was glad to learn nftc-r tlmt [‘90]qu also felt the strain." Mootlm: \l. Ilc- Lint-lew- (“ho had In- trmluwd Hr. Strudmunw mnn after- “zud nt Sim the king fi-frrn-l'tn the lntvrvlv“. :" \‘zt-nd!" hp exalnhnml. "It was torrlh‘v. llmr that man made use swear!"â€"l.undun (‘hrnnh-lv, Tho Capt-in Had to Decide. I-Ithttottt- nu llll‘ L'Y'l'fll litwr~ has its ditflt'ultlvx. tn jut :zq- from the following lQ‘lH-l‘i "'l‘ht- questinnwnr “nu-«10m? mukm u mmmw of the first dinner on board. whun :1 {0w fut-vigil titles imp- pen In let tlu-lr wrnlvuu blood boil over lntu tluI soup; 0n n rel-ml voyage the ouxnumndt-r was told by the ('llll'f stew- ard that turn were two Austrian Indies ul'_ title on lwurd. One was an elderly hnrmwss; the other was higher in rttnk. lutt quitt- young Ruth were (ll‘ll'l'lllillWl to Sir ah” the right of the skipper ln'lvu-n to (impair. hp «aid. 'I will lot llu- ladies Nettle the matter for tln-tnsvlu’s, llllll l \x'un‘t L'n dawn till dintwr i< half owr.‘ “’v had reuchvd [hp rhm-w “hon thn unhappy com? mttmlcr t‘l‘t'Pl wurlly In his 50;”. Both Indies were still shuttling {rigidly be hind his empty ("hatit' lle bud to do something 50 hp gun- thu younger war- riur tltt- sent of ltouur. whllv the van- quished hurt-nos» luvkul chain light- ning at the vuomy."â€"L0udun Opinion. Our Funny Bone. The "funny" bone or “crazy” bone. as it ls commonly called. ls In reality uo bone at all. but a nerve, and la po- cullar name. of («venous orlgln. In I pun on the word "humerus." the cylin- drlcnl bom- “’llh‘h runs from the shoul- der to the MINI“. the ulnar nerve pus- lng around 11. The nerve is here super- ficial and therefore companm-ely un- protected. 30 that It may be cull, compressed. and then a blow upon it causes a strange tlngllng tent-non In the course of its dlstrlbutlon. which h felt as far own: as the little Inc. The humerus has been the occasion Ot humor In others. for lock}: 'flf‘ '" \‘ivu r1‘\\';1:‘ll. \vnuM um I'Y]\;\’«-:\ 1h lr‘xn IH a = and Katy Lcopold. n Shun! muuh-d :xzmmg the «.- u'X'N-rk'lh'l'h‘ of his life an inn! “111 Km; Leupold .1. .u Hm linw whrn Gordon ‘11' ‘n )x'u-xrnun. Ho- “'01:! to 1.4! Hhhlinml :1 swwiul inn-râ€" \ lht' king in unla'l‘ to pro- lh- slmuhl mme <le behalf I «hum Ihv Sudan us m: 1-1:! HII mhl :Hh SmL-m I slln : “K m! .1 :h-Il he :f it wvre -r szllvt-r." pninl. and \Il‘Plllmllfi wntts 111 "An about 1740-. He runnox (w “ho is "'11 N Provider. Wifeâ€"Can ygn give me I little not. Wu bong. my dear? Bub hadâ€"sofa. 1 love. but I hven‘t gen-clan. r been marine-ah" pus-gar: and n-W mam. nrn’nul \I‘“ and urn-r H [hum-(l -m rm ”11' “my. \n- fur thv mrlri your h:\'1 nu ! “'lwn- ~:~.- -:1' b0 run-'11] :mnl nmkq- :I an! ”2‘5““ \uté' Hm hurl mum“: Hm 13w lu‘wl sh mk hi~ (y “1 Wm] knuwfl nut-h :Hmut maxi mid. “‘ilur Sn 9 is u Inul mlw‘r‘u She's us run” vs :I lmlu' lllah-~~ 1191' nl’I/uur. Hun-miums Ji'w Ink.- shurt/u-m thrnuph mas mom. m d b? yurpriw-l if _\‘Hll «I-e‘ ln-r. 1; night." NPW Ygfk I'm-3's. A Fail Oppodunity. 'Taxm. ln-im: vhl llmt lu- l) 'd a 1-4:: ommrtnuih u! akin: "dun”.mv u! very huh-r n-nomy. u-xv ion! "1 \\ :11 III' to Numb-r hing. hm [In-n: :m- l|!1|'.‘\ whivll I wish In lnku hum lmn 1m! M! hunnr ur IK- Mfr. but his ”.21 i r and m wm." 3 Is the “'Ml sumo-n a nah!» (akin): Hum In Pln'lll). "hisq nmllt-r am! in MM. [low In that day-2' Inre is mp .uruul A very yunn :vullvnmlL :Ifu-r lwnr ing soun- \hzn my language from hiu father. mllud p hi~ grandmother nu the telephone nd \vurm-d her‘ "You better come do n to uur hnus'e und sew about the wu :- ,I'our'wn has been using.”â€"Eu-hn e. Loom? For Trouble. Too Liberal. Customer~Why dm-sn't that splatter. Ills: Brown. dial at your store now‘! Duperâ€"One o ;my clerks lnsulted her. Customerâ€"[lo ? Draperâ€"She over- heard him tel g some one that she in our oldest_ staunchâ€"London m- weapon ”:Hv fit head. â€"Fx(- hung:- Hfdty Fair. “\Yhh'h lx ydhr {nun-he nun-n: mo- plays of Shukvfin-nre, .\lr Hq-mw-‘k‘f " “I‘m- ’l‘amin: nf llu- Slm‘w,’ " V "But do yuu mink mu «mum m pm- mlt yuur m-Nnggal ("Ming In uvv Hm both-r of yuurg judmm-n' In such a matter'râ€"l‘hirsgd liw'I-nl Herald What-Sumo Was. The .\Iv\n-;:n \‘.:x\ ~Hu\\'in',:-h§s newly rn‘nul \u-u Y'mk gun-st Id :1 room. I! “unhln't mun “HR-m Cun hardly 1 uu'\ HH- Smy clerk ? Ural- ; some t“ stomcr .14,» El? hum leu- In aught un: monsh pm my .1 IVIR'YI} tlm‘xuhl :Ha- .I (nun) bum: .‘um Mum" published mix: of fire on [In ~\ to HIV 10]: [NHL Mn. \nu'd l-wnvr '11: on ln-r. zl~ Hm! I mum’s Der ('X‘qu, hymns if i lifd \ s Hm lnurlnn: Kl sh wk IIS lwnd “urn-mes he m my: “By I Susie lmpsv 'I'1\'\'[hr1'5:h Telephone 909 4SSLIhAnJ-nd Heph- Ml LAW 1199-4».â€" ‘ taut-nil? For UPéIO-DATE SHOES S. T. Réblinfl William R“ P500. “1 [Plastering Contractors All kind. of omentgLPhnteuing 440 W. (lewd Ave. W Yul Rebling Rae Jobbing pmmplly attended ti: Fresh Butter and Eu: Gee. [1. Harris Plinth. and Decoruh; me Paper. Etc. J. P.8TEFFEN Office and renidence 341'. Land Am HIGHLAND Mill”.