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“it '/2 FATS ’E. Cashier m. We are experts Durime- Charge mod lie. {ladlcs' and gent's brtiers. draperies. blot be duplicated the LARnEsT and your Mother» When ry begun tn lose the 0E ‘Ult ’23. we ha»:~ methods t are the result of long !y and scwmlfic “per ileaners "(/2 113,1, gnaw/Hugs m I‘m/"av. .4 How '/I. Imppimss and '(‘I'H'z bm‘lz pmmpfâ€" ’5‘! Irish; 5 IHICACO Jmess of vnuth. hope- not gone Cleanmg pressmg wnl! reyuvem the garment If Done By. Us ovatcd hvre this fairtrial" 1cm 3412,: plumbing is :pcnsu» a\ x may think- mdke .«r »<:~ mate and UCII SELL '. DECKER 8.- C0. TheFufl Value .VOur garments fing your Bath Roo- Nah. 19 "a 1914 1'] a1” High-“Mk2“ \ nammg the \ is a favorable wuz‘cd on ’mL 2; real estatc. tars have the Divemy - 8152 ompany Hmhltnd Park 1 xm'c‘amem ‘1‘ the primc \\ z'u‘ogmzed \‘ (11153th may 1 grater at- 61‘ safe-guard I.) hme us ax e an up- NET-(1)0!“ for n C! 11' Now Ho Beheve: We Policeman I. Rea! Mmd Render. .\ certain tru~ Mm”. m (h..- lmlvlt ".411: Mm new .‘11ll.n.ll{:lll bridxu nu! :nuruiug in? (u Uruui‘lyn has :ltutulh ed 111;”. Foul:- lu‘rauu' nr suzwrfllthm umh-r [he Mumuxnu {nun-1 lh-I ed uruuud. Mal. Devin; that none ul I:-::xu~[ex‘< Min-ml HI hm: ul‘ lu-lnmi \vus bun-hrddnl. be MClu-‘l 11'.) [he All-l put K under the CUsblUH of seat. Several d was mkm; Urmrklyu u ' - him )1 Saw, it chum-ed tint the cup hm! been blown from the head ui’ one or the engineers ur the bridge department who was high up in the tmwr at the time. On rmrhiug the tower base he «sailed up the imlivcmuu ut the Brook- i_\'n approach on the telephone, describ- ed the tcamstvr and his wagon and mid how he h.id lost his cup As the lung tile of trurks missed by thewiicemun the latter halted the 11“!“ng driter. saying; "i‘li trouble you to hand over that cup you picked up on the .\i.Iuhuttuu side. It's a black and white check. and you‘ve got it right there under your svuL" Amazed and (rightehed at the copier demand. the driver puiied out his bid deu rind uud tusued it to him. "Here yuu are." he said. "You're a mind reader or mw of them guys what can see around wruem“-,â€"New York Tr.bâ€" ll Lie. A Story of tho Composer and Hi. Doar Fraud. (he Bookbinder. In the rw-ulleclious of Mauseuel n ltnry ls told. says the Hamburger .\'.l~hrivmrn. Illustrating the compos- er's‘pusdonute admiration for beauti- tuI bindingt Nut 21 week paved with out a fin: from him to his houkbinder when he brought a new DOOR or n new edition in be bound In the course of mm: he and his mmbluder hex-awe the best or {fie-“(L4, nnd when Hansen»: ur~ rived the talk was at first of every- thing‘un earth exrept the real object of his visit “Look here!" Mussenet would lay evemunll). givlng the man the volume to be bou ud. "Splendid!" replied the bookbinder.‘ and the.) for his customer and friend he Would devise some fresh wonder in the art of binding ‘ 1 0m.- murniug )inssenet nuddeniyi learned that his friend was giving up; busiueau‘ He hurried to his maul “Heavens: is it true you gre leaving? Paris?" be asked. 3 "Why. certainly! l have bought I charming little muntry house near Nnmes." "What: A country house! And In the prm'hn-MT" And he ndded sadly. "Ah. my pour friend, I um partly n: upnnsible for that!" Who Am I? I‘m Imp yvur I did not want to em- barrass my best girl (u make her pro- pum- tu me. so asked lac-r tube my Wife. and am.- said. "I would hither be ex- cused." and I. like an Idlut. excused her. But l 50! Men with the girl‘ I married her mother Then my lather married the girl Now I don't know who I am When I married the girl’l mother me girl became my daughter. uud when my lather married my daughzvr he Li my gun When my father married my daughter sho- mu my mother. If my tumor 13 my son Ind my daughter I: my mother. who In thunder um I? My mother's mother (which is my Wife) uulst be my grandmother. Ind I heinz my rmmdmomer‘u bush-um. I am my own grumlfulher.-Nutiouul Monthly. A Ban-gun. A young anxiety Wuluuu met I count mm! fell In love with him, Her tutbef \\‘:H azvpnscd [u a mulch Dr this klud :n. l dufihrt’d the forelxn nuhlemnn was my :Im-r hii money ~ mm." said the young woman one “-vhttd. “ynu vuu‘t “magma how my 1.”... tor )uu dhtrvsm my parents .\!, rather mid me he would give $10.- -'< if I womd never see ion again," ".m. Ju‘iztg." said the count. "ees K :' .'_.‘:1,:‘r: m hem; urn-93 now, you L'Incuuu [hand-Hm 31:; Don’tGet (bid Feet PUZZLED THE DRIVER. ‘YOUR PLACE IN THE WORLD. A BOY‘S MOMENT OF FAME. One that is strong and durable and will not leak. We have them at reason- able prices ranging from $1 to $2.25. We guarantee all bottles from $1.25 up If vou are MASSENET‘S HCBBY. lelxnx {Inn-1 lh- lnnh IL Devin; that none or [UP and MK hm: or lu-lnmi ln'n m1. m (h..- lmhu of “Mun brida- nu m» mi‘lyn has :ltluuduu- uwnr>upcr~l1u~u u hlic me (ruukmau sleeping out doors there’s nothing more comfortable than a good Iruukmau ("1211\5 (I Hvl m; am! he (nun-d h‘mh'v IYMI'HHL'lIfnro- 'l‘ln- "lumx:"\' mum-142v. ~ than! 11.1 dun n " Lm-‘s ~\\~Hu'!. \‘lHi'v'lAl I‘mll‘s :Illd whims :llmul Ill" lllllt' rnlrvv' \u- :H'v In)“; to pmhllu (hr‘uuuh 1h.- I'Hilitl.‘tKBI’31rt‘2llll "\\!1:\[ M [1m Hn- " \u- :Hk. And of What mo :H‘v \w' “’11”! dIflt-n'lh't' “‘01) .I it [Hilkn- H \\ v gun: uu the Hum? Win: “'0” ‘1 nuthu uur \‘nn‘shlng. nud “hat I: une hr.- nmnm: 90 mun)": In Hm! mood Hf dh'vuurnm-mvnt I: H to be man-unborn! that n-m h uf u-n h-w hid Nave which [:9 uinm- mu m. ’l‘ln-rv are «Mn-rs, In- duultt, uh.» uh do the name kind of “urk. [ml Hm) mnunt (b our Work. History is {UH ur trugmllm due [0 the fullnrw not "mm- of emperor». but ur [mummy mu umrvly u! ('«Hmnundlng gnu-ruin but «If privates In the ranksâ€"um! the mumm- or n grunt cuuse [ms law-n due to Uh' f:n-t that one lnCllllHIIh‘llulN mun In a sum“ “bu-e has thought It made [In difference I! he run away. -â€" I'mlader uh I: Ledger. \\r‘ li "Then he (-nllni all the Hamilton Into the Inner utfice. explntnvd the alt patlon Mth the utmost candnr. nnndud ,(Sut supplies of each Ml] to the eugvr huh and told them to run the streets crying “Horrible Assassinatlnn' until the 'Horrible Asaauslnattous' had sold out Then. after resting up for ten minutes; they were to open a chorus of ‘Stnrtllng Sequel' and proceed to sell out all tbeIr ‘Startltug Sequels.‘ And they dill." They thlly It In In Acute Form In Tom-k. Sibel-u, In “Through Sibvriaâ€"An Empire In the Making.“ by R. L Wright and Bassett Digby. the authors lull us than the city of Tumsk hm: hm; morning dailies, Any important news that comes over the wires during the day in struck «If on hundlrllls. whh'b are sold in the urn-ts us "tvlvgrnlnum" At "I? "In. (I! the Nunerllllu-«e (‘rlglg there mule early one morning the star- tling rmrt tlmt the Russian mlnluter Ht Peklng bud been uqsatslnntwl. "0m- Ol’ the papers nt once rushvd n Imndhill through the press. but below It was I‘htrilmtvd came the omvml dc niuls than) St. l'etenlmrg and l'eking In Inn-film: with the best jounmlhtlc traditions of the accident. the edltur hm! thi- «Ivnlul: prlntcd on :1 second tmndhill. Vory Complimentary. MN “my unwtlug two acquaint alu‘vs un thv [NH'NUI‘I'UIL I didn't kuuw you Were hure. Mrs. Urn-net Awful]: please-‘11 You mun mun.- and “In-mi uu running with u: Mrs inn-1w It's wry kind of you. bu! \uo (unu reulh‘ wit-use us You we wv vv never lm-n Lu the [flare (ML furu Mud w'erv unlv brre fur a few duyn m. U! uuumo. we mun! make mo best use or Inllr rim». . l .umluu l- xprvu I! '1anth you rmm- nut n! that Hem in \S'zdl draw?“ “1 gm sm‘Prnl thnlhnnd danrs‘ wurth- n! n-xx-c-rionvv Kul rhn prim. on u-xTu'h-u-v nu- :n-u- runny on, wlm no r!) Inw- Hm! l mu m of ra-o'mr- int," «Div h max In lb Oman” why: than TH' mWw \L vmh ifunr milw hottnrb la farthvrx NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE. St‘io' h Small. I! thv [HM “with! In . applaud:- Well. For, Though H M37 Hot Water Bottle mum-me- ('mmnwm! II hnml-‘u \rr Ihru‘ IH' Exporionco‘ In Imporum for [hwlr I. or i-xlmrhi [‘l h ‘w \\ u- H] hum: ll in I! nut n! that «Ian When Yaung Wllhr Scan Wu Framed by Hobart Burn: ll 11ml thy) \\.-x~~ h} Lnug‘ Tho-n [Mun turIn-d ginning e}l". and mud. mun Inurm- «If rv-mhngl 3m: tln~.' nd-hn: w M< I‘HE HIGHLAND PARK PRESS. HIGHLAND PARK ILLINOIS Know WHIQ Q0 Do. Sun-akin: a! rare j'FP‘c'lvl‘o' u! mlm! r9 romly rocxll‘u-d In o-xl‘rvnhIo-nl Taft lhe (‘nh- «if n hundmmw younu woman. 01' M:- n-‘qunlnmnvv Sho- Imd mm.- In tln- mhwuy ntnnun tn mow! u man frh‘nd u! the {Mull}; um! whn-n In- de lmrkui from the [ruin the yuunx mun hm nu bud and mmuMn-ly Hun-d her Tm- r‘rl though! II the mm M prudmwe m n-H her "mun-r of Klu- A! (Mr. ulmn WIN-'1) [hr Intlo-r wnn Ilium} lmrrmvd. flx [Nu-t5 pr Iiu- n {HI'K‘IHO‘II VAIwI li-mu-rl Hum: : “Him”! :1 g‘nx lnun‘ hm! \HH 11:51 Ni‘ [Hutu “Yuu dun'l IIH'HH haul Iln- Hm-mh-nn .- rriml "And In um the utntiun? \Vhy_ you (10 In nuvh nu : Hun?" those xwple the Impmxlnu (Inc! V were relutivn"â€"New \‘ork Tribune "Why, umlln-r. | Jun! khan-d hIm Inn-k. uf vuuhv." («bully repl‘ed (be yum”: wnumn "I “nun-d (0 (he I” Ho Kncw How Ho Got It. "’I‘hn! Inrxv lump running It nm the bark or your lwud." nnld [he [Inrrnul 031st, "turnn- (but you nre lucllnrd lo be «In-Imus, run: In (In- pulnl «If ml lmllnn' "I know II." Mid the min who w” cmnu'unx him "I gut 11ml bump by ML Ling my ln-m! Into (In- dumb wulter nhuf! m m.â€" I! [luv “rum an gala] up, um! H “M nvIuInu noun" Quito Naturul. "Judm-.' Inld (hv lurrnnnmn 0! the jury u! Iudw-n, "he want [u “WI to you about that "mu-d \enlht we jun! Wilden-d " ‘ "\VeIL. 0nd]o~"" “t‘un \u‘ unwm II and mid I p01! n'rlm Wmmngluu Herald ,u-nmh bud) “nun um l~ In 1111'! Hm In Hvr '90.”. Th...» dvdn'l .wulinw (Don .M .. ‘- !:\,;~ dun 'I‘Hludn “Ila; Aux to n-wuzlrmg go-‘ul friend! Ibo hm! a ' 1|;i~.' on (d Hut of good books. Rm" k: IV\\ LHl \\|I )\\ "huh Somofl‘wa on N10 Anctcnu. [Irv ud the l why Rind Aloud? h-w murmhl ru-greu Um! no umlnw mudv‘ III-Ind that the main rvgrvl“ hr In. k 91' llâ€"u-ln-n- mm h mun ('lmv (an! I‘ ,an. [under ‘lrl w! A‘ .3 l; Store v mmh- a n..-;\I Tho-f dvdu't awn d [he Ind fol! In [In- warmth l IIH'HH [u h-II uw [Inn Dr I-mh-nlv lo Ll“ You?" uhr I 10 think ur (hr rrowd ll \Vhy_ nu (h-nr. what did uvh nu c-mlmrrusulng nilun ‘I “hm-11 um! .- Iud rm Ill-w am n- warmth n! Hn- yr.” n1 I'm-n huw Hunk-1.4 mm) a h-w d:|}- Inn-r I~~q~<l [mm In HH' \trn-l v N‘UH'! muIm-nl o! ~tn~<1.â€".\r):uhw (when [In '|( n no 10m lhnl h I“ (numb! < fr‘II-lnh “Im- him 1r [wriod .r lwrn'. “.1! “H! In “my frinu .Hr 11.”!!ch ‘ ‘4'“: h. and l-ilh n M I“: Waukrgan [Hmmx hm L S (.411 Rummy Adjudication Nod“ Publu‘ nuuu- u hrrcby [men that (he Subuntxx Adnnmnlumr u! the list“: 0! Ida M Mach-1c. dn‘rased, wxll “lend the (mm!) L'uur! 0! Lake Luunt)‘. M I term (hen-o! m be hnlden at the Court Home m Wnukegln‘ In aid County. on the hrs! Mnndny of February next. 1914, when and where allpersom hum; clum- zgamsl and Estate are notified Ind re- quested to present lhr same to upd Court [at Idpudu 3mm \x‘w-Izhr! Izvxuhu «r! (Kr Ins-l “m um Irma" (-11! .v! k harltw l Izhrhauu luraM-d “1H amend U.( tlvuuh (out! :1 Lakr Loan”). .1! .1 (run [hut-u! In be .‘mer‘ Hu‘ \ Uni! Huusr m “mu-ruin. Waukcâ€"gan, Dn' 15. 19” E 5 (i311. Attorney Angus! Hath-1r North Shore View. in Emula- Pu" PHI.“ Hon 0 Y“: Ago I! the Evanston editor who :- running annex o! pnclurn under the ml: 0! "Our Gallery of (hr Nunh Shore" br- llne: he hu some-Hung nru Ir are sorry to dmlluuon hm but the Iml u that picture: hive Ilrfad) appeared It! thu paper. They wort ongmallv mud: for "The Bout oi the .‘N'mlh Shutc' and THE Pllhs I‘ll Allowed lhe uu ul lhrm by Mr Whnr. (he pubhnhcr. over I vex I' The ml" annual mminl o! the atmkholden of the Hughland Park Sale; Bank of Highland Park. “1.. wt“ be held: onSalurda). January m. 19H. [run-en m the hour: 0! 4% p In 4nd 6 p m. tot the drawn at dire-dun \T’af [Jule funny-unfit! .\ln!-¢- ntng duxrnm' ho dmg hrr( ly, Run-nod. "\Vlml i- this “my Inn! on Nu. gulnifhh I lumgh! {rum yuu'” "Hr h.” 39mph urn-<1 n n-‘n‘r" '011 l lhnqu-l «mum Ho- pinnnz fin; \\--.HI' ..' r-fY I‘vH-hulgh l'uv 3"” u H "()h " ‘x’nuw hm“: Urdu H ur 1m vnlr IH' cream (:1 F H URI-LEN Whnhrr ll Nth“ nlalr. Maplr Vanilla.Marshmrlluu. I'm. Nut ur luthrulh hellcum.‘ pundxn and Kr: in ordr! To! 53 00 in F B (.rren'l lur purr It: cream Trlephnne 5'4 "r nnrvfn! MOVIES Ali "OLD STUFF None. of Anund MI. mr I“ In; AdJudunlnon Nohrc n1 bpe‘ ml luv >unda IIN «1 NH utrn and uhrvr all my ‘ hum: Aflmhst and mum and H‘t;ur.\hd m mrv-m Hm- i L nun Tm ,d min .anun pu lute-s Bonn Chance ,\I ,g [u r‘mi n 1: Lu. u-u'nr’H} I nun I. Irwin! NIP-9L hwding mum to (up-«HF HY! LMA~ F (inn taunt-x I9 1-! n-vrhlw‘ h "mm Adnnnutnlnr «3d KIM-c! V“ "1‘ Am: hrr dml u‘np Hi [my marl hrr ml my 1 h-ifldmflt lhghlzmd l‘alk tor [he rnsum‘ HHrr Yt‘fl.‘ ml; I who! l I xgaw‘.’ m ‘ In) 001’. In) you" 4h pd N 45 Hm m Now is the Time to use our cream for chapped hands and face. Not sticky or greasy Dale Sweetland’ a Pharmacy mDmcStmontheComa It us good cnough fur the l’rvsident of the U. ‘5. He has them on his auln. It is gun-d enough for the N. Y. fire dept. All the trucks are equip rd. and they are orden'ng more Get that mnngulshcr tonsay tomorrow may be to law Got 1! now Rag, um on SPECIAL c617»: SHORT Monet. cm. @320 "AND REPAIRED. TEL. N. c. 413 A maul": WORK GUARANTEED. Telephone 390 Tm Lalo For"! "1 and I). Room 7 Bench Block Tel. 1020 PncfimlGaangheMachheWorks North Chicago, lllinuis One block north 0! C. N. W. Depot. near EJ. Eviaduct Wishing you all a ill’s 5 and 10 Cent Store See J. E. Conrad for Antique 1914 LICENSE Vincent Quarta . C. Purdy Sans 1.. lVIIlil h u nyunhn Happy N ew Yea r FURNITURE STORE Furniture Rm'l‘ed And Ref-tidied right in your home For-Ody THE BEGIN: OVEIHAULED AND REPAIRED DOUGH: AND SOLD. GEARS , h’H-nx urhd Mnr null. LAKE FOREST. ILLINOIS 33 50.. John. Ave. YOU Neglect YOUR Home? You Need FIR Elli:-