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{with R. s a reg- Fl'drwr {r K hu-agn TIHe Trunt Co perma- Zompany Zertlficates 3 Deposits [)prnpotrr, nu. R urhn‘l L emetery Co hneider mmercial Business ble prices. nue 5/. johns Ave. $120,000 Sheridan Rd. sted etrist. cnt ompany eed of ’r‘L a chance '13!‘ T10 cap it KI beaks more important than [he one which caused that nded inquiry are N-ing hunmd now by the secret ser- \ agent's. D. C. PURDYn" SONS will show their 'on an: and lag- l‘gmh the prim cf the Ionic Bud. Highland Park. My, Frill! and Sal-day, Ann! 2‘. 3d and (IL '(lenlllaltng PORCH SHADES rd. Incl. .1 - IIYAIUIOCD 9.74 Automobile Tires, Metals 81: Rubber: A SPECIALTY Drop me a postal card or telephone me and I will call for goods Telephone 410 Gama-1m” Display 60 North First St. Highland Park H. 2! Review 817 I. Minn An Wholesale and Retail Della fl Special High Price for J. Smith PHONE 67 Iron Metal Rags Rubber Bottles N. Paper Magazinés Pay. the High"! Cull Price. MADAIE CARMYN IADAIE PERM 2120 Priil Av. Slonw Sand “NMA TID Good Quality COAL. COKE. WOOD. HAY. STRAW and FEED Red and White Screenings {or renew”: Bombardt Bros. .ime ‘ement ’lasler 230 N. St. John- Avenue He jumped out 0! bed In a shivering "teat And said. -"Well (hut Droun I shall never forget That I shm't go to Heaven I know very well. But It's Mlly too bad To be kicked out of Hell “We dnn‘t admit folk For richm or pelf Hero are sulphur and matches, Make a hell for yourself." Then he kicked Wilhelm out And vanished ln smoke And Just at that moment The Knlser awoke. "0h do let me In. l'm feeling so cold: That I'd be welcome here I've often been told; [.01 me sh In a corner. No matte;- how hot." “No" said the Devil. "Must cm‘minly not." "()h Satan; dear friend." The Kaiser then cried “Excuse me for listening While waiting outside; If you don‘t admit me. Then where can 1 go?" "indeed." said the Devil, “i really ilon’t know." But don't let him In For to me it's quite clear. He's 11 very bad man. And wv don‘t want him here. If once he gets In They'll be um and of quarrels. In fact, I'm afraid He'd corrupt our good morals.” But when he got there He Wfis filled with dismay For. waiting outside He heard Old Nick say To his imps. “Now, look here boys, I give you all Warning I'm expecting the Kaiser Down here in the morning . "Well." said the Kaiser. "Thu'.'s very unclvll: I suppose after that I must 5:) to the devil," So he turned on his heel And off he did go At the top of his speed To the region below. On louving the earth To Heaven he went straight. Arriving up there Gave a knock at the gate; But St. Peter looked out. And in a voice loud and clear. Said “Bygone Kaiser Bill. We don‘t want you here." And in a fine coflln Was “lying in state" With a guard of Belglans Who mourned for his fate He wasn't long dead Tlll lw found to his coat That his soul like his soldiers. Had got badly lost. The Knlaor‘s Drea- There’s a story now culrem. Though strange it may seem. ()f the gn-at Kaiser Bill Being tired of the Allies. He lay down in bed And amongst other thing: He dreamt be In dud. Brick Tile Fire Clll HIGHLAND PARK. ILLINOIS Prompt Dolivory Sewer Pipe C1 nden Roofing â€"5elocted. Below the ofllcinl list of High- land Park en to be culled on the first draft. The exemption bond ll sending on once: today to every mu: on the Maintains the dny and hour :0 appear [or examination. P‘nilure to receive :1: notice does no( excule my man d his failure to nppe' before (hfi board uuiomticul drafts him'ilntn service. The board is in sessiqh in the Miller Block .1 Liberty-HIM and all in um- district will go [hello for examination, which starts noxtzhiondny morning. (mu-14 mm or rim mm Flinng‘Alun l). Sllérxl‘hm. Albert iloom’qlox. Frederick Warren Ingelq. Mnximlllian Larxwil. Inuis P. Shrug, Arthur Truoblood Murphy. Martin Piace‘za. Enrico llutz. {Theodore (‘Mper llusnefi. Rnlwrt Prnnklin .‘llvi‘nulvy. Edwin Douglu Root, buy P. ‘ ' mmrmnmors mwmpmm ma ' nu m . CA 0N rim nun (Micki Co-pued 5: Exemption Board. uni-Atk- to be Ill. l-‘llnn. Itor C. Cnhn. I in Joseph Guntnfso Emil L l-‘rllsch. ‘ nrl D. Short. R hard [M1 August! A. Robert Fleminga'Andn-w E. Augustin George Guerrl. ‘ in! Brand. land Steers Benson. ran! D. Zimmer. arvey DuBrenIl Rune! Huxley Ivy, n rl Pnplez. hn Camphel Rum] Allen Smith. mam John Willlnmnif Fred Regan. firm-d John Ilium“. Rim” F‘rnm-nh er. Anton Rack. 0 “It- l-‘llnn. Itor C. “‘isiuwfi l'nul McLumdin, Elmer (:ivwr. tar! William Hm-rnhQii. l’uul Nnniin. :Uusllf lN-q-I, . ‘hnol George annr. J lln Milton (‘hnpmal \Viiiwr C. Van Hitler. Jflmi'fi Madison lie-ll. W.linm ()nrnr l-‘raulinl; Jil' \\'riuht.;l}mrge (‘nieb How». illinm F. Murphymhdwnrd L Hutihinpon Dmid Selim-fer, John Quixley BenlwttJEH-rt-H Ernest Fming. trmi (‘i Pasquoul‘ (lim’nnni Swmwelfi Nivln Martin Niui. (I‘m'mmi Strand. ulius Brand. qr! 0. Nufe. AI rt Julius Jr. Hembr . Irwin (‘lnronce Ives. WI lam Orifllth Such. rl William Beierle. : rank Moran. 45h" H. JohnmnpAivin Limpor. wtor Vail. M ‘cnlm D Chenpel! Suite Tun-Iii. :(ichard Lin-hwnlk. l-‘rnnk Herman Chu (lt'lli, Ot-nrm- P. (‘nrlu-l), Emu-rt Vulprnttsm. Mlckrlr John-mi, Hlllwrl Ernl’rled I);l\lo-.~,:Rnlph P‘lnlr) lln-rnnrdl. Elton Plcchl‘lL l-Zm-a Clark, [hoorge (‘4 l‘lmndlér. Hannibal HIrlo' Nm‘lhllgx. Mnrrld Rudolph “mule 3. Wllllnm (.‘llfford Kuhn.» (‘nrl Wm‘ Wnylulll. (‘hurlcs k‘. Strand. Prn-dn-rlc John Nh-lsun. Je-nu Pelvr l’th-r; Arthur J. UnHunL Roberto Plrtl. Harm U Eumuljm Junu-r Mtqor. ()tlu Philhm‘. (h-nrgr Ellncndor! xxx-Huh. 0mm» Maillnfd. Rnhvr! Hnudvfl. (ivorgr Elisha MmulI‘ka. JON ph Frlnk Fm fidunrd hmid (Hutton. l-‘-redL rick I. Gh-sur; Elmer Paul Stelnbonz. Sam Ludlmo. Miner Michael Kellen'Anhur J. Rice. mmn (iamlln Hermon; Howard Edward Hupklfll “'HHAII Rudolph. Hurry N. Swain-ton. Frank L Koch, Hurry W. Inurlu., John Ulnlel Nurse. Arthur Boredom Kvlly. Juhn Next Meek. u! Llhenyvfllo Ll m- ’ «I 1.00 dim he ha been here badly I root. be In.- ulna!) done much in the w” of onuflnUon Among ow man who VIII! the center. - A tin-cu" ol the comma“ o! the Mr. WIINImm the young nun who hu been engaged by (hr committee to talu- ncnve churn ol the Cantor. u I Northwestern [inner-any Inn. He II a Lnlnod not“! worker. ud. If anyone would like 10 play the piano. or .m- my other form of en- terulmnent. cnll Mm luau ll 236. and utter your union. ARMY AVD NAVY (‘DIN'I'IJI Anyone who has n mandolin. uku- lele. ‘IOHD, or any nth” II’IUIN'II ln- strument which he would llhe to [he away. may present It to the Army and Navy Centre The boy: mm mm any auch Instrument. [0 ex- (when! advantage und ll wlll help a areal deal. (‘all up Mrn. Truax at 820. Lend your unlu- ln any way. help to urn- rrfmhmenu. or help In sumo form of enlar‘tflnmem (and Ahnw been sent out In Huh- lnnd Park and um- thousand more will soon Iulluw them I! ynu Mn one u! the» iunis you bind youmlt m noun" In partlculnr. but you on- cournge K 0 government to lend you An attractive snot-(meat 0! Murder! wanna. um In vhlch you em out down your living upenm. Bun- ), myone on so. (he churn in this. Thvre h; to be a wry tmpofluu nwelin‘ of the Women‘s Committee of (he (‘Ouncil of Nauunnl Dchsnpw in lln- Assembly Room 0! the Public luhrnry 6n Thuradn). Au‘unl 9m. .1 10 IS a. 'm. Mn. Dicky. the baud n-uulrnr; ln cunnnx out from town for this “10011113, II which plum fur ‘tlu- {urrml re‘Iutrnuon of Highland gl'nrk wopsn I‘ll] be made. Then- come! In circular from the ‘Hlntr Council of lk'h-nu- (Depart- nu-nl of Women and Children In In- (luxury) min; fur advfice regurdlnl lhc- use 0! children in farming. Fumv on. hurynu been nhio m use child- rvn (Nita-mthe nun of H and 21) In any day on your fnrmg, Do you think that you mum be able- to do w? All fluormmlon an thin Iubhfl‘ should b6 mm lo Ill-n Mars-rent Brown. 2‘5 Hun! Avenue. F‘nur hundred food udmlnlnnuon cud- plidgel o! co+vpornllon with the government In cmnrvulon o! (M‘IGI.l NI"! NM“ 0'1 a] “'If “'0'. Coundl of National Defense WOMAN’S COMMITTEE Established 1899 - FRANK J. BAKER. Pm. J. I. AWE. Vice Pm. C. F. GRANT, Cu“ Highland Park State Bank Have you ever thought of YOU BANK as a service station? It: is service station indeed, A SERVICE STATxiofM Where your various needs in the banking line are taken care of promptly and courteously and where honest and expert advice is rendered to customers cheerfully and without charge. Where safety deposit boxes and vault room are furnished at small cost in a fire and burglar proof vault. W here thrift is encouraged by the opening of accounts with small sums and interest is paid on the same. ‘ Where moneys can be exchanged into denominations'to meet the needs of the business man. Where sound securities yielding attractive rates can be purchased. Where a well organized accounting department assists in the keeping of your books and accounts. Where deserving customers may borrow 0n good security, Where funds may be deposited safely and conveniently. You will tind here such a Service Station. do“ with to hue I numb" cl Ill- otlltoned. unaurprlned French cth- ha and wounded ”Idler! on your who“ plan turn In your Il- ium: (my me M n meno- by 9km of colored crotonnu no he nude Into Connor! Bus: and CM“!- lnu mrprlu- hm for French child- ren um wounded French Ioldhn. This week I! Idaho: to roped thlt lntlmuion nnd Add Lhu the finished bun nut lone Hlxhlmd Purl by the In! 0! September. 80 I! you 14...: week the mmmltlw u! the American Fund for Mnch Wounded Influx-lad Il- readlnm lo weep! The R w! (‘rnmt xhog via?!” to Mr nounco Hut 636 new-d ctrmcnla md no.1 knmm nrmcnu have dread! Wu turm-d In Many more than that number of lumuvd garment- h. . lurll 'vnm‘ (rum wml Junta“!!! A! ”.9 shop. u 1hr ltd!" not Infre- 'ravnllp prrlrr to [in the verb 0! (hm! hand: dlrumly to Ronni-men 0' their par-mun! acquumnnoe tn the Ilm-m Tm- cuflnm. while quite plou- Anl. Ind commendable. 0! course. Md In hoopla; with the spirit of the “mu. "unruly Mum the num- bot ol tho knitted garments that come hurt finished. Into the thou Huuu (‘nmmltloc Mrs. liurrldxe Butler. Chumnn Sands) Mmtc Committee. Viv-m (urn In yuur knmod nr van." [0 Mn Rad (‘nm Shop. The lullmnng m-wâ€" officers hue Iu-rn nppulnu-d [0 Un- Army and \my ('l-nlor (‘ummHtM- Min,- Amy Rotlmchlld, Sou-dun. Mn Jam N‘ Hnlhrook. Chairman I’uhlk‘fl) (Ulan'GE Mn A A. Putnam. Chumu Huuu (‘nmmltloc 1'h(‘(' «am-red to pay lhr run on I fur- ;nnw'd huuw for «Ix month: and Mn. hut-or! 0n uur) folImu-d h) mntlnc a dnnannn for tho purchuc 0! bed- dlnfl ll 1! hoped ‘h.! the T. W. C. A will van in lnluâ€" nw-r [hl' mull mumxenwnl n! the noun-w. - (n he run ll cor! for the nu o! the rrlalh‘el of soldier: who "llh to oume to spend 1 few dnyn near the (on. Thin- matter hnvlng cum? to light. In. J. Icaronor Adm at Arm) and Nu; (‘mnler which took place blond-y morning u ten o'clock brought In light a number of new noedr. and. Mmullmooualy. of our” Hmuxurnu-d a number of now Ic- nvmm (u: Highland Purl worhn. (mu 0! the moat pruning noedn. I! poems. l'li~ heel. Mr 3 rooming huuu TM \mrrtrun F... hr Trench “on“ I I?!) (‘BW SHOP and pushy“ Immmnllny! small when the In I: r a [and 0M Anode: conc- A committee of the ‘ (Men of the America) Hag. heft hy In: Edith Fyfle. chnlruun. d " nu.- the room of the Army sud IV’ Om- er with muses o! beau ”Iowan every Suurdu morning. a. 12 inches) to Mrs. III! ' (Tol. I) u noon A: possible. ‘ “DamndtbcA M Tl. their (a wt