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How did you hurt it?" "r came home 1atis last night and struck it on a kitchen utensil." Prize fUthters should be strong be- 1ieverse in the saying, "'Tis better to give than to receive!" "Six dollars and six cents." "Gosh'.d can go over to the next town and get one for less than that.'" “Don't you think we better be in- troduced first?" If there is nnything in this theory that people take on the nature of the food they eat we auggebt clams be put on the menu of some congress- men. ' A Vacation Romance "Now that we're engaged let's, Jump in my roadster and dash over to the preaeher's." Spiteful: "We are going to move won and will be in A respectable neighborhood '." _ "So will we." N "Yes-our letter-carrier." Across With a Bang Here lies what's left ‘ Of Good o' Bill. _ He slept too near A steaming still. -l.Vel.lel-e.e"..lqN.qelFMM..l-.eq.ql.elq.e..e"""'.. $314?“ .5, Jirtui:Nfvtiit "r- . , lid 7 'raikittvitjdgi y; cr-,", PAGE louis Reduced Rites ' 7 "How much is a ticket to St.! Amen tiu'yIrrMat Jan GOT ‘BAcK YROM m: M " GET. Au. TH'MTRE 53m ME EGUtPPED I _ mm snow mam l tilt, {3' fl 9n Now I'll Tell One Tit for Tit H! Be.-.-'"' Anny”?! t' o; 2.5.1- i The Goddess To which all art must bow ! Upon which the world deimds. 1 Though born of love or hate, or pain, I or ecstacy, (Though clothed in poverty, or injury f or death, q {She reigns supreme l This Goddess Mandy: “No mam-Uwe done don't use no baby tale-we use nufttn hut de best English speakable." In the Hospital Nurse; "Your baby's skin is, irri- tttttd-do you use baby tale?" INSPIRATION. Not To Be Caught A little boy wastold that he must go to a hospital and tave his tonsils and adenoids removed. The young- ster was not visibly disturbed by the prospect, according to a visitor who called with his mother. The visitor found the little boy deep in thought, and questioned him to find out if he were afraid. lThe reply was address- ed partly to his mother, "Mamma, I ain't 'traid of going to the hospital. I'll be brave and do just " they tell me. But I'm not going to let them palm off a baby on me, like they did to you when you was there." Goodness Knows Mother to y ung daughter: "Pm surprised at yolgreading such a novel! If you read thi stuff now what will you read when you are my age?” INSPIRATION, Bold He: "Oh, that's all ritrht--yim can go tp any church you wnnt to-- and I'll go to mine." Mere Man: ", "Why-er-r. in. But let's tend to the present tint? Bold m.. "Will you - no?" Shy She: 1Yea--5tsdt at this time I think I should tell you that I an a somnambulitrt." . Um Man: 'll nut to get a present for my ,ifr'tr: _ - ___ ' we; tNrk/'ewouidrort like to use something nice blink things." 77 Belt Spinkjiu - been the an. aim he milk-ad out of the Hun club New“ he held the In. ten while hi: We dropped wood. m reformed other that-but they hun’t rendmlttod him into the club. fhnilin1 Charlie Re0eetiont, by Panne I have been drinking The summer' sunshine _ And gazing at the ocean And thinking of the restfulness Of life; and wondering why Men struggle Bo-- When st moat we live and die. maria if- JD;' 3m wait for you. 1ltap and get- cf?“ ("ban ana, a findsyuu asleep "remember she ain't GOSH, Now t' REMEMBER! Life's Mirror Reflections by Panne Fair With Bee ', "Will you - no?" ', "Yes-Ut " this time " " Not s, High Mother: "Hello doctor, will you come up to 43 Baxter street; my little Willie has a temperature P' . Doctor: "How high?" 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