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Sut +t § * i #t t ht & PAGE EIGHT Omilin‘ Charlie Saysâ€" "I am afraid my son is not as temâ€" peramental as he might be," "What a pity. I am glad to say my , *Charles is most abstemious, I notice he is so refreshingly thirsty in the morning." . Bystander Teacher: Use the word ‘‘indispoâ€" sition‘ in : a sentence. It is sgid that the money received from Russia by the Miners‘ Federaâ€" tion is tainted. Well, ‘taint ours anyâ€" line in the Literary Digest. This must be meant by the expression Old Lady (to pilot in wrecked plane): The Lord was surely with you that trip, young man. Pupil(doubling up his fists) : Jack Dempsey fights in dis position. _ Pilot: ‘Well, if He was, He sure had a fast ride. 7 It cost $700 to nominate Abraham Lincoln, Nowadays we pay a lot more and get a lot less.â€"Omaha Bee. "Oh, he can‘t help waving his arms that way, it is a birth mark?" â€" "A what?" "A birth mark. His mother was scared by a wind mill." ~. . tor?" maiden speech and was waving his arms frantically. pA| 4. ca‘d "What do you think of him, Senaâ€" Air Instructor: Whereé‘s Jack Hardy?" Kaydette: "He‘s up looking for some loose change in the air pockets. © . =â€" ‘Aero Digest. When hubby tries to quiet the new baby, he wonders ‘why on earth no directions came with it. * Miss Suzanne Lenglen has been promised $100,000 for playing tennis in America, but she will probably have to raise a racket and glL to the courts before realizing and ret profits. Southern Lumberman THIS$ LITTLE BOOSTER sAYS "TRY THE SWEET AND CLEAN. way" i DOES OUR WASH AN‘ MUVVER Has moRrEe _ J "Speeding up sleep": is ELIZABETH SILBER WORTH TEACHER OF PIANO in Highland Park on Mondays JAZZ and DANCE MUSIC taught on request Tel. H. P. 935 for appointment Shog Phone H.P. 457 Res. 1985 513 ‘Rim Place, Highiand Park Storm Sash and Storm Doors CABINETS Jobbing Promptiy Done so that they forgéet about M hy rgel abot TIME FRED C. BREMER â€"TERRAC OACAUENDRRy Locomotive Engineers‘ Journal Carpenter and PBuilder Highwood 87 Granite Cuttér Journal Phone St. Johns Timesâ€"Star ERRACE American Speech his | : An important change in the counâ€" _| ty is that in which the Rev. W, A. | Kishpaugh will replace Rev. L. Brett | as pastor of the M. E. church at Zion. : | Mr. Breet has been, assigned to Scales °‘" : Mound and Council Hill churches in is / the Rockford district. n4+) SsEND YOUR FALL AND WINTER GARMENTS TO THE RELIABLE LAUNDRY <â€"FOR â€" FINE DRY "CLEANING AND PRESSING. TEL. : HIGHLANDâ€"PARK 178. |__A professorship in books has been | established in Rollins ‘College, Winâ€" ; ter Park, Fla., and an author, ediâ€" | tor, and publisher was appointed to , the chair. A fireplace and â€"comfortâ€" ‘able chairs will replace the usual | classroom furnishings, and ‘lectures PROFESSOR OF BOOKS P AT ROLLINS COLLEGE Bluff, W .W. Whitehouse; Lake Vilâ€" la, C. H. Draper; Lake Forest, R. L. MeKelvay; Libertyville, John E. Deâ€" + Long; Waueonda, George E. Schneiâ€" der; ‘Winthrop Harbor, Harry J. | Lord; Rosecrans to be supplied by the superintendent. : Who remembers the good old days when the politician who gave $1,000 to the campaign fund was considered quite a fellow ? the place of formal lectures. (The course is intended: to develop readâ€" ing habits ‘in college students that will be lifelong. (The course will be inaugurated this fall. on books and bookmaking, will take Other pastors assigned to the churches in‘ Lake county are:; Antiâ€" och, A. M. K#ahl; Barrington, H. L. Buthman; Diamond Lake, W. C. Payâ€" fer; Graylake, N. S. Dye; Highland Park, W. B. Doble;} Ingleside and Fox Lake, C. W. Thompson; Lake > Pastors of the Methodist Epistapal | . . Gonmd heavy downpour. of rain chunhhhkammmlug:: has :d all life out of the earth, at : the ch;pinc session of the ‘mccording, to Lake county nimrods River conference of the Church at| who have been much in the country Freeport, recently. ; ¢ since the opening of the hunting sea« While a number of changes have son, and they report that as a reâ€" been made among the pastors in the qnlt'dm their earthen homes, county, the majority of those who| garter snakes by the hundreds have served the 14 M. E. churches in the ) been killed by automobiles on . the county are being ‘retained for the| roads while woodchucks and other coming year. burrowing animals have taken to the Among those who will be retained are Rev. Eleazar Dawe, pastor of the First M. E. Church of Waukeâ€" gan, and Rev. E. W. Lamson of the First M, E. church of North Chicago. Don‘t Forget | E.B. FOXWORTHY DESIGNER If you wear a small size shoe, bring this ad to Fell Bros. and get smart walking oxfords that are worth $10.00 for $3:95. <B % § ‘ Florsheim for Men | * Arch Preserver & Queen Quality for Women Move into a New Home _Modern â€" Complete â€" FELL BROS, SHOES $500 Down Telephone Deerfield 188 TORS |__ > <.| RAINS DRIVE SMALL Trzotâ€"Moec for Children ty Genâ€"| Hunters W & pntnl ob on t on slat o Sn in Call The wets have been having a refâ€" erendum, but it seems doubtful if they will be able to put over a recall.â€" Indianapolis Star. ols py in( oc the frost is in the earth most of them will die off during the winter for the Jlack of their usuai protection from the cold. & | In the western part of Lake coun-{ ty, where the recent rain was much heavier than along the lake shore,| the ground is sodden and cold and the woodchucks can be found in nearly any low pile of wood or tree that is beginning to rot. If those animals. are kept out of the ground until after | Small garter snakes that should be seeking shelter under the tall and matted grass or down in the und, are strewn along the country roads where they have had their ‘lives crushed out by automobies. Hundreds of dead snakesâ€"can be counted along Sheridan road between Waukegan and Kenosha. : Whether or not they will return to the ground afterâ€"the wet vnn_nrn is over depends on theit chance of livâ€" ing through the winter. | Landscape Gardener 915 Logan Street _ ; Plant nnials, ahmbtâ€"'. bery mflms now. :. } Tree trimming and spny‘L ng. I 8 j 4 â€"~Make‘ flag stone walks and atone drives. f. * Put your place in No. 1 Phone H. P. 2288 . | Maintenance a gpecialty. I make new lawns and reâ€" make old ones.::::> /; > gx S. BISETH $% Hizhiand Park BUILDER 19 iamrmmmcnnmrmmi > etayrane sary to use .rowboats in â€"barvesting their corn, as a result of flooded conâ€" hundreds> of ‘places in Lake county where the water is so d ‘that it cannot be: harvested unless the farmâ€" enNohctl? wear hip boots., h ever‘in their i. accordâ€" ing to Lake cnim', has there been such a general fooding of: land as this year. Fields have drained perfectly for years under water this year. * e ts 0) c ; This is resulting in a ‘heavy loss. On top of this the farmers in this viâ€" cinity had to contend with the exâ€" tremely early: frost. Hundreds of gacres of: corn were n â€"by the frost before it had time to and as a result is practically j It is not even fit for silage. ¢f To estimate the loss in. .counâ€" ty by frost and wauter is al imâ€" possible at this time as the farmers do not know just how much they will be able to salvage, but it is admitted that it will be extremely large. : Lake «county farmers assert â€" the ‘farmer in the vicinity of ] Madison, Towa, have found it ne MAY USE BOATS TOâ€" . >< ‘Cuniference, ‘normal!) _ Drink <more milk!" ; ... 9 â€"‘ â€"â€"says Billy Break O‘Day ce ind The Milky Way to Health â€" | 3%e SantiBro.: F. D. CLAVEY RAVINIA NURSERIE: Officeâ€"Highland Park, Illinois "Weemmanep a> M‘umpyuuuirb&muvmmfi‘ home grounds. Our NÂ¥ les consist of 300 acres of Everi Whether Large or Sn It‘s Not a Home Until it‘s Plant Men! 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