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. . Carrying his age well, and shoutâ€" ing greetings to everyone he met, Steve Stavros, of Decatur, last Friâ€" day walked before a sanity, commisâ€" sion in Geunty Jad&e P.+L.<Pearson‘s court and advised "‘"the assemblage "That he was 136 years old. Steve was certain of his last name. He pronounced it Starvos but signed it Potemetis. He was certain, he said, that he was 136 years old. Science Marches on Old fashioned â€"antimacassars, or tidies, were put on the chairs to preâ€" vent the oiled hair of young men callâ€" ers from soiling them. Probably the modern incarnation of this practice would be the kissproof lipstick. â€" Woman‘s Hame Companion. *. .+ Sizeable Congregation _ ~ > There are, according to the last census report, more than 50,000,000 adherents of the Christian church in the United States.â€"The American Magazine." . .___Not Even a Nibble Trout in fast water do not simply bite; they coil with all strength into a‘strike, a lunge, a ravenous, murâ€" derous grab.â€"Farm & Fireside, ~ A Dose. of Nature _ _ Why bother to buy tonics or stimuâ€" lants when nature will provide you with all you need free of charge, asking in return only common sense and. become a good listener. â€" The American Magazine. B â€"â€"â€" m o se A Lyons man dropped a bundle of laundry on the pavement the other day and broke both bottles.â€"Lyons News. ~ Hal An Old Friend _ The sun is older than the hills but only recently haveâ€" we begun to apâ€" préciate it â€"Woman‘s ‘Homeâ€" Comâ€" x _ _Passing Times > . % â€" You can‘t stick to hoe methods in this day of gang plows and combines, not and get anywhere. â€" Farm & Fireside. ~ i The man, physiciansâ€" stated, apâ€" peared to have escaped from some asvlum. § ~ War Golfer _ _ "I am the Civil War type of golâ€" fer," says H. F. Phillips in The Amerâ€" ican Magazine," outâ€" in 63 and back in 65. Or perhaps more of a Spanâ€" ishâ€"American War golferâ€"out in 98 and back in the same." Fancied â€"Boredom The office never. really ©bores a man. He grunts and sputters and wishes he had twelve months vacaâ€" tion instead of two weeks, but at heart he likes it.â€"Woman‘s Home Companion. 4z ! > % n Says He‘s 136 Years _Old; Sanity Inquiry After a song by the girls of the school, Mrs. Charles Ware, president of the board of directors, will officiate at the ceremony of laying the cornerâ€" stone. . The program will close with the Doxology sung by the assembly and a prayerâ€"by the Rev. R. E. Carr of St. Mary‘s Episcopal church, Park Rfdges â€" yc en n ske ns us Oy x A'rwr‘x?ng'the E‘é&fil drivers, list the ons who is tiking home a 40â€"pound cake .of ice on the running board.â€" Toledo Blade. > â€" Allâ€" friends of the school are cordially invited to attend the cereâ€" mony which will take place Friday morning, Aug. 2, at eleven o‘clock. Amalie Hofer Jerome of the board of directors will preside. â€"The proâ€" gram will begin with a speech by Mrs. Jerome. ~Mrs. O. J. Buck, chairâ€" man of the building committee; will introduce â€"J. T. Hetherington,â€" the architect, who will give the plans for the cottage. Miss Ruby K. Badger, superintendent of the school for ten years, will tell how the building will meet the needs of the school. The new. building, which will proâ€" vide a home for twentyâ€"two of the older girls of the school, was given by the late William P. Tuttle in memory of his daughter. The late Mrs. William R.â€"Linn endowed the cottage.) câ€"00. .. Another milestone in the progress of the Park Ridge School for Girls (Park Ridge) will be reached Friday, Aug 2, when the members of the school and its board of directors meet to celebrate the cornerstone laying of a new dormitory, the Florence Tuttle Hall. Lay Corner Stone for Park Ridge School COLD AIR FUR STORAGE Albert Axt Variety Store 16 North Sheridan Road If It‘s Used in the Homeâ€"We Have It!! Estimates Gladly Given WE HAVE OUR STORAGE VAULT IN OUR OWN BUILDING Household Needs â€" Kitchen Ware _ Office Supplies â€" Novelties Ladies and Children‘s Dresses f Radios â€" Sofa Pillows _ ~___â€" Canary Birds and Cages â€" â€" _ â€" and many high class articles suitable for prizes Reasonable Charges 318 Railroad Avenue â€" Highwood (OPPOSITE N. W. RY. STATION) Phone Highwood 870 _ . MOLD A NER & HU ME R T ME P L ES S !Northbrook Day to | Be Held August 10 * New Woman Really New The "new woman," who is neither young nor old, neither agirl nor a married woman, neither a girl nor a married woman, neither a bud nor a spinster, is something new under the sun.â€"Woman‘s Home Companion. party and look nice.. The. really clever woman, however, is the one who looks well on a picnic or over the kitchen stove.â€"Farm & Fireside. Young and old will have an opporâ€" tunity to get out the hoop skirts, spinning wheels, ancient bicycles, antiquated automobiles, etc., and parâ€" ticipate in the features. The historic parade and pageant will begin at one o‘clock.. At three o‘clock a band concert will be held. Dancing will start promptly at six o‘clock, music being furnished .by Jimmie Bell‘s orchestra. â€" wlds Northbrook day which is to be held Saturday, Aug. 10, will have instead of <the usual parade of commercial floats, decorated autorgobiles, etc., a history of Northbrook in a pageant. The committee in charge of the proâ€" gram is headed by Mrs. Ruth Pettis of Deerfield who is chairman. â€" Organizations of neighboring Organizations of neighboring towns are invited to. participate in the parade and in addition will have five minutes to present its historical picture on the stage in the grove. ~ Don‘t forget to prepare for this inâ€" teresting féature and if you. desire to participate, get in touch with Mrs. Ruth Pettis of Deerfield. Teést of Beauty FURRIERS "My Man" to Be Given at Alcyon Theatre Fannie Brice, the inimitable comâ€" edienne, makes her motion picture debut in "My Man," which comes to the Alcyon Theatre Tuesday next for a run of 3 days. In the story Miss Brice bears the stunning revelation that her younger sister has left home to become the intimate of a wealthy theatrical proâ€" ducer, and it"is around this circumâ€" stance that this absorbing screen roâ€" mance revolves. P The film story of "My Man" inâ€" troduces the sketch of the same name, which has long been recognized as Miss Brice‘s most sensational success. The story fits the real personality of Miss Brice. She is cast as the hardâ€" working elder sister of an incorrigâ€" ible girl and a small boy. Love comes her way in the person of a muscular demonstrator she first sees in a drug store window. The love story that follows is tender and wistâ€" ful though at times intensely amusâ€" ing. ; s * ~We Call for and Deliver > _ Central "â€" / Auto Body & Fender W orks 12 YEARS IN THIS WORK Phone Highland Park 54 * . Residence, 623 Vine Avenue Phone 3446 Lessons Given in Your Home CLEANING â€" GLAZING and REPAIRING AT SPRING and SUMMER PRICES on YOUR FURS JAZZ Lee Sims â€" Method 20 North Second Street ELIZABETH . 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