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This incident is one which typiâ€" fies her husband, she writes in the Young Republican.~ As they deâ€" parted from a large function, the doorman called loudly up and down the street, "Senator Taft‘s car." "It‘s a good car, but it doesn‘t come when it‘s called," was Taft‘s answer, as he walked off to find his parked car. So far as we‘re concerned, as soon as an electioneer begins to speak of Jefferson, Lincoln, Washington, the "great," it‘s fatal. Mrs. Taft‘s claims for her sex don‘t go as far as the little girl who wrote a composition on the human race and said, "Both men and women sprang from apes, but the women sprang farther than the men," but she does her best to woo women‘s favor in order to sell her husbandâ€"not down the river, either. Heard among the campaign barbs: In one appropriation Governor Horâ€" ner gave the custodian of the tomb of Stephen A. Douglas an increase in salary from $1,800 to $2,400. Someone asks, "The tomb weighs 100,000 pounds. Was this a bonus because no one had stolen it?‘ Mrs. Taft is the daughter of the late Llioyd W. Bowers who served as solicitor general of the United States under President William Howard Taft. Ambitions to become the eighth president from Ohio are those of Senator Robert A. Taft, Republiâ€" can. And his wife too. "Bob and Martha" go trundling off together campaigning in what Mrs. Katharâ€" ine Kennedy Brown, Republican naâ€" tional committeewoman from Ohio, says is a "new style." Once speaker of the Ohio house, he has engaged in debates a la Lincolnâ€"Douglas, with Robert J. Bulkley, Democratic senator, and Illinois‘ Representative T. V. Smith. All of which may or may not have anything lo do with Dewey‘s tuking America, becoming the ~new broom" to sweep out financial hocusâ€" pocus. Endorsements, headquarter sourâ€" ces say, include one letter written on birchâ€"bark by a Maine guide, anâ€" other scratched out on a piece of tin can, mailed in by a Nevada prosâ€" pector. Dewey supporters also point with pride to the Ivy Republican club‘s endorsement of their candidate. Founded in 1883, it is the oldest Republican organization in New York City. Following Columbia law school, Dewey was an active worker in the group. jobee, no weddee." Rep ublica n Thomas E. Dewey, presidential canâ€" didate, says New Dealism has siâ€" lenced wedding bells, claims the number of marriages has fallen 25 per cent in the last decade. So we‘re going to the dogs. the favor of primaries : s The ancient wheeze of the Chinese pâ€"meet * It‘s a great occasion for the whole family when you elngefronnpcflylineto-nindioidudteleplloneline. Forthenyougetnlltheeonvenieneenndprincyof.line that‘s all yours when you want it. No more waiting for the "other party" to finish a call. And no need for friends calling you to wait while other families use the line. The advantages of an individual telephone line cost veylinlenore.mdnochnpiomdebrnnkh.&e change. Why not call the telephone Business Office and order one today? PRA In Highland Park call 9981 NCuggl ILLINO!IS BIELL TELEPHONEI COMPANY by ANNA TAMARRLI $ Goodâ€"bye to &e ‘fgfber partg” Representing the International Board will be Mrs. Ralph Strader of Evanston, Grand Vice President of Alpha Phi. Mrs. LeRoy Shelton of Glencoe, president of the North Shore Alumnae, will be assisted by her board in welcoming all returnâ€" ing alumnae of all chapters at the informal reception taking place after the banquet festivities. Included in the group of 20 to be initiated are girls from the North Shore, as well as many from widely different points. Honolulu is the residence of the one living farthest away. Twenty young women will be inâ€" itiated into the mysteries of the Northwestern chapter of Alpha Phi, international sorority for college women, founded in 1872, on Saturâ€" day, March 9, at the University chapter house. Following the solâ€" emnities, the North Shore Alumnae will join with the collegiate chapter at a formal banquet at the Georgian hotel, Evanston, at 7 o‘clock. The Democratic Record, printed in purple ink, ("In Purple to Comâ€" bine the Vigor of Red with the Loyalty of Blue") calls itself an exâ€" oteric sheet (Webster‘s: suitable to be imparted to the public; hence, readily comprehensible). It is pubâ€" blished twice a month "to provoke thought andâ€"makeâ€"Lemocracy work." Standard Opmivn, proâ€"Steile organ, indulges in Confucius‘ sayings like, "Nashty mixup look liKelly," "Nuts in Hershey bar make bar nutty," "Slattery write book ‘Gone with Gael‘ when primary wind blow riâ€" vals off ballot." Ain‘t we Ameriâ€" cans cute? Mrs. Clifford L. Burnham of Winâ€" netka will act as toastmistress. Reâ€" sponding to the program theme of the evening as speakers will be Miss Patricia Lewis of Evanston for the Seniors; Miss Martha Hart of Ft. Thomas, Kentucky, for the Juniors; Miss Ruth Sprenger of Kenilworth for the Sophomores; and for the Alumnae, Mrs. Schuyler Brandt of Evanston. Mrs. Shelton is receiving reservaâ€" tions from alumnae for the event, as is Mrs. James W. Barton of Highland Park. And so as speculation rages, don‘t say it‘s a long time until November, plenty of time to shop around to see what we‘re voting for. The greatâ€" est crime, committed by the Ameriâ€" can people is one of indifference in governmental affairs. Alpha Phi Initiation Banquet Will Be Held in Evanston Lake county has its place in the sun, too. Richard Lyons of Liberâ€" tyville, for 10 years a member of the general assembly, is running in the Illinois gubernatorial race, inâ€" veighing against "the Kellyâ€"Nashâ€" Horner trained troupe of muscleâ€" men," "back â€" room â€" king â€" making," ""handâ€"picking the state ticket," "triâ€" bute for the right to eat." End the food tax, is a broad plank in his platform. Time will tell whether he‘ll have to walk the plank, newspapers can have -fllfi-*m Orville L. Anderson, 40, managing editor of the Joliect Heraldâ€"News inâ€" jects himself into the political picâ€" feated for the presidency, carrying only six states, in 1872. the political front, recalls the time exponent graph: "What does literature do for one beyond giving enjoyment?" C. Alphonso Smith answers: "It can express your emotions, "It can keep before you the vision of the ideal. "It can give you a better knowlâ€" edge of human nature. "It can restore the past to you. "It can help you see the glory of the commonplace . . . " Bronte "Janc tiyre."â€"â€"Story of an English orphan girl whoâ€" enters a strange home as governess. Doestovsky "Crime and Punishâ€" ment." A psychological novel about a sensitive man who commits a crime and struggles through the consequences for himself and others. Here we suggest books that will do just that, as taken from the list of 100 interesting books of the 19th and 20th centuries, important to the understanding and enjoyment of the world today: Eliot "Romola." Adventures of an Italian girl in Florence at the height of the Renaissance. Emerson "Essays." The philosâ€" ophy of selfâ€"reliance. World," an American Library assoâ€" ciation publication, by Fred Eastâ€" man, a professor of biography, litâ€" erature and drama of Chicago Theoâ€" logical Seminary, is available at the Barrie "Sentimental Tommy." The tale of a Scotch boy whose literâ€" ary ambitions were dogged by comâ€" mon human fraility. Browning "Poems." Dramatic Lyâ€" rics and romances rich in thought and beautiful in form. Byron "Poems." A tortured senâ€" sitive soul expresses his rebellion. Cather "Death Comes for the Archbishop." _A novel of pioneer days in the American Southwest. LIBRARY TEKB HIGELANXD PARK PRISS TERMS LENGTHENED â€" YOU NOW HAVE A Liberal Discount on All Tradeâ€"Ins of Your Old Mechanical Refrigerator FORTYâ€"EIGHT MONTHS TO PAY NQORTH SHORE ATTEND THE e ~ SPRY COOKING SCHOOL Friday Afternoons â€" March 18â€"25 â€" at the Genesee Theater MAGIC CHEF RANGE and SERVEL ELECTROLUX REFRIGERATOR . â€" . two grand prizes on display in theater lobby. SMALL DOWN PAYMENT ;O"‘F“\n\v o $ pTC:" "AE who guyo ‘S"R\\’?ED' _ amiNl ghRE "AGS" epic of a modern middleâ€"class Engâ€" lish family and its conflict between love and property. Garland "Son of the Middle Borâ€" der." A realistic novel of the setâ€" tlement of the Middle West. Hilton "Lost Horizon." Advenâ€" ture of an Englishman dropped by an airplane from the whirling and confused modern world into a Tibeâ€" tan Lamasery where he finds the perspective of the centuries. O‘Henry "Four Million." Short stories of everyday characters in the life of a great city. Lindbergh "North to the Orient." The exciting record of the great aviator‘s flight and the persons and places they met along the way. Millay "Selected Poems." Miss Millay is probably the favorite poet of American youth. â€"__ Tarkington *"*Magnificont. A mhorz. sons." The rise and fall of a typiâ€" cal American family during the growth of a midwest city. Tolstoy "Anna Karenina." _ A story by the great Russian novelist, educator and social reformer. Twain "Tom Sawyer and Huckleâ€" berry Finn." The perennial advenâ€" tures of youth against the backâ€" ground of 19th century Missouri. Wharton "Ethan Frome." A bitâ€" ter New England tragedy by a fine artist: Whitman "Leaves of Grass." Here grass is the symbol of democâ€" racy and divinity. Kipling "Light that Failed." A brave man who loves life and action makes his adjustment to blindness. Macy "Story of World‘s Literaâ€" ture." A brilliant and compact surâ€" vey of great books and men who made them. Wilder "Bridge of San Luis Rey." Character studies, superbly done, of five persons who met death when the bridge collapsed. Mansfield _ "G a rd en _ Party." Charming short stories of English life. Maugham "Of Human Bondage." The poignant story of a clubâ€"footed boy. T. P. CLARK, Superintendent TWENTY YEARS AGO March 3, 1920 Major General Leonard Wood adâ€" dressed a large audience at Deerfield Shields High school on Law Enâ€" forcement, Friday evening . . . The first meeting of the newly incorâ€" porated Community Service was held last Monday evening . . . Charles M. Kiehl of Winnetka has purâ€" chased the H. P. Jeppeson grocery store on N. St. Johns avenue . . . The Floyd Stangers of Deerfield anâ€" nounce the birth of a son, Februâ€" ary 25 ... Mrs. T. H. Decker was pleasantly surprised last Tuesday evening by a group of friends who came to help her celebrate her birthâ€" day anniversary . .. A son was born Friday to Mr. and Mrs. Clifford Wyles of Ft. Sheridan . . . R. J. Quality Cieaners Phone H. 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