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I see that you are now in the proâ€" cess of outlining the economic fuâ€" ture of Europe . . . and Herr Funk, Reich minister of economics, states that the tremendous quantities of gold stored in Fort Know will be worthless. Thus the German Mark will become the world‘s monetary standard. That‘s all right to talk that way, Adolf, but proving it will be a different matter. In your special number of the Deutsche Volkawirt, devoted to forâ€" eign trade, Wiluhem Becker, colonel of the Berman armed forces and one of your chief stooges, states: "Gerâ€" many‘s economic policy between 1933 and 1939 was naturally not an active preparation of war, since Germany had peaceful intentions The strategy you now maintain baffles me very much. Certainly Britain can‘t have you scared . . . after all, she‘s only a short distance across the channel from Frankreich, and a minute journey from Norway. What are you waiting for In this breathâ€"taking period between Blitzâ€" kriegs, American newspapers just print rumors about air raids and frequent tonnage losses, acclaimed by both sides. Nazi publicity is at a low ebb. To sustain the interest of the American people, you‘ll have to campaign on Britain in the near future. As in my epistle of last week, I again state that you‘d better be careful. The British aren‘t going to be as easy as France, Poland or some of the other Nazi victims. Reading the various versions of air raids and ship sinkings by Euroâ€" pean correspondents, is similar to working a puzzle in the dark. An English correspondent, his source being the official British informaâ€" tion office, says that ten Naxi airâ€" crafts were downed by the British in a recent skirmish. Simultaneousâ€" ly, a report from the DNB, official German news organ, tells of the terâ€" riflc loss sustained by the English forces in the identical battle. We Americans just take the casualties listed by each, divide by two, and use our imagination as to the actual outcome of the battle. I am not critical of the correspondents staâ€" tioned in Europe, but your officials should take an elementary course in arithmetic, and then count planes when they return after battle. . . ." 1t sounds very nice, Adolf. We Americans don‘t doubt your "HELLO ADOLF" Adoiph Hitler. latter‘s reply is ious also. All t&m to persons m or dead are purely unintentional This maâ€" terial is written solely by the author, and is not the policy or in any way conected with the publication.) Dear Adolf: THURSDAY, AUGUST 1, 1940 (EDITOR‘S NOTE: This is an imaginative A for further » information. Skirts Marked and Shortened Also sold at IADA SHUF, Deerfleld, llitnots by J. W. Crawford Collins SELF SKIRT MARKER Orders alno taken lufll‘n(flh-n . . . Spool Holders Chalk your hem the easy profesâ€" sional way. Just squeeze the bulbâ€"and mark an accurate hem in 60 seconds! Takes thfe t‘l;ul work out 0 ortening . a skirt! . . Complete of powder. July 17, 1940 Highland Park, IIl. Telephone of a staff writer to Your letter brought glad tidings to my heart. At least sections of it did. I didn‘t know that English vicâ€" ory fantasies were being disbelieved in the United States. Please tell your country that everything comâ€" ing forth from the DNB is unadulâ€" terated and â€" absolutely genuine facts. There is, of course, the ordiâ€" nary routine of censoring any detrimental material concerning the Greater German Reich, but on the whole, there is no gross exaggeraâ€" tion. I care wherether American papers have news to print . . . though any extra publicity about myself is very much appreciated. Please write the them I dislike the sort of writeups Saturday Evening Post, and tell they have been givingme. In recent installments, the story of my childâ€" hood contained no glamour or heroâ€" ism ... as it should. Herr Doktor Funk has a complete outline of the future European ecoâ€" nomic status. The vast stores of gold in your country will be worthâ€" less in a short time . . . after he devises ways and means to make it so. True, he is no magician, but possesses one of the soundest minds in the world today. As to what he intends to back up the Mark with, he has not yet disclosed, but it should be quite staple . . . enough tc overthrow the present standard. . . .‘ Of course, Adolf, you fail to mention what will become of the fortunes collected by other Euroâ€" peans. True, capital and human life would be saved if the war ended imâ€" mediately . . . but their fortunes wouldn‘t. Their money would be not for the benefit of the world. saved for your war machines, Adolf, Friend Wohltat further states: "A more intensive form of warfare and a longer duration of the war may perhaps interrupt for a decade the wreat tendencies of the world . . ." I am not aware of what you call "great tendencies," but I think our definitions differ a bit. During the past seven years, your great tendencies seemed to lean on the belligerant side. Instead of upâ€" lifting your race in culture and reâ€" ligion, you purged, (or &re the paâ€" pers mistaken?) murdered and anâ€" ninilated all forms of initiative and scientific progress. I think the world would get along satisfactorily without your soâ€"called "great tenâ€" dencies." In the next decade, we should progress in ratio with the preceding ten years . . . which is tremendous. I can readily understand how the Americans must be baffled as to the outcome of recent battles. In my country, which includes a good porâ€" tion of Europe, the people have no such confusing facts to digest. Herr Goebbels tells them precisely how the conflict is progressing, without any correspondents to poison minds with tainted, untrue propaganda. We don‘t have to work out puzzles when reading German papers . . . although we accomplish much of cur work in darkness. word, but one can hardly gulp that in one swallow. Ministerialdirecktor _ and _ state councillor H. €. H, Wohitat of Berlin, in Deutche Velkewirt, says: "If the war can be ended before the European capital saved and inâ€" vested by generations is destroyed, the new ordering of Europe will form the foundation for a new phase in the economic development and industrialization of the world Frankfort, den 20. Juli, 1940 Dear American: My strategy on the British camâ€" paign is accomplishing exactly what I wanted it to do. My long awaited Blitzgrieg on her is instilling fear in their hearts ... I hope. Little do Herr Becker was just expoundâ€" ing one of my canons when he said Germany has had peaceful intenâ€" tions ever since our regime began. It‘s getting so the world doesn‘t beâ€" lieve what I say anymore, conseâ€" quently my lieutenants comply with my opinions. As the world economic crisis and its consequences practiâ€" cally amounted to a blockade of Germany, the form of Germany‘s conduct of her economy and the aim of her economic policy anticipated the subsequent blockade of the war, Thus, purely because Britain and France had stifled all attempts for Gaermany‘s entrance into world trade, we had to throw our producâ€" tion into its highest pitch . . . makâ€" an unfair, unfecessary economic war lasting from the termination of the famed 14 point treaty. _ ‘What‘s done is donws. Britain and AN AMERICAN I read, with great dismay, the compulsory military training law your country is enacting. It makes things rather black for me in the Western Hemisphere . . . but only time will tell. I don‘t want to diâ€" vulge all of my forthcoming plans in the Western Hemisphere or in Europe . . . at least not right now. It would be nice if I could get a country in South America to proâ€" duce raw materials for Nazi maâ€" chines, but that will have to wait for some time. I must regimentate Europe into seeing things my way . . . then maybe I will start on the Americas. Personally, I can‘t figâ€" ure out England . .. as to what her purpose may be in defending herâ€" self, I do not know. But, my men are anxious to have one last fight in Europe, so I‘m glad she has the stamina to resist. _ Well, I must be off now, and write when you find the time. I promise startling developments in the Engâ€" lish situation during the next week or so. My legions are aching for a fight . . . but my big problem is how to get over to the island. Thren ergebenen, Sunday, July 28, the H.P. Y.M.C. were beaten by Racine 10â€"0, the local boys only gathering two hits for the afternoon. Incidentally, both of these were by "Stitch" Sorâ€" dyl, the clubs leading hitter. Next Sunday the Y.M.C. will play host to the Kenosha Moose at the H. P. High School field. The game will start at 2:45. The Y.M.C. wishâ€" es to announce that the remainder of its games, with the exception of one, will be played at home. If you haven‘t seen the team play as yet, don‘t fail to be on hand Sunday, as a great game is expected. light in our people, but we overcame their efforts, and now the great flame of hate is spreading throughâ€" out Europe. Y.M.C. Stopped By Racine 10â€"0 Sunday Sss pa,, ))0 CC M ’ Sz TEHEB H1IGEHLAND PARKE PRE83 NORTH SHORE Gas CO. suited to your needs. No installation charge! ADOLF Camp Maâ€"Kaâ€"Jaâ€"Wan One more period and then Camp Maâ€"Kaâ€"Jaâ€"Wan is over for another season. What a grand and glorious time the Scouts from North Shore area council have had at camp this summer. Here is a list of the scouts who will be attending the last period starting this coming Saturday, Auâ€" gust 3: Highland Park â€" Pack 65, Bill Ryan; Troop 30 â€" David Heartt, Bud Lee, Truman Metzel, Bill Wilâ€" bur; Troop 31â€"Pat Moran, Bernard O‘Connell; Troop 33â€"Dick McDanâ€" iel, Tony Pantelis, Jim VanOrnum, Peter Weber; Troop 35 â€" Nathan Corwith, Herbe Hoet, Arthur Humâ€" phrey, Bob Kohn, Bud Kohn, Joseph Landauer, Warren Wagett; Troop 88 â€" Spike Frisbie, Albert Hale, Howard _ Jacobs, _ Bob Newman. Troop 324, Albert Buckmaster, Wm. Flynn, Robert Wood. Deerfieldâ€"Troop 52, Jack Gilfilâ€" lan, Arthur Goelitz, John Monnenoh, Donald Nosek, Bob Peterson, Frank Sturtevant Jr. Northbrook â€" Troop 62, Richard Dahlberg. Glenview â€" Glenn Peacock, Jack Paulsen, Bud Grenning. Advancement 2nd Preiod That Camp Maâ€"Kaâ€"Jaâ€"Wan, the North Shore Area â€" council Boy Scout camp in Northern Wisconsin. 2nd class, 9 Ist class, 17 star, 12 life, 5 cagle, 2 palms and 328 merit badges. Herewith is a list of the different boys and their advanceâ€" ment. is the place to pass scout tests was shown by the scouts who were in camp the last two weeks. There were a total of 11 Tenderfoot, 23 Highland Park â€" Troop 30, Bart Clinton, 2nd class; Tom Cristal, Tenderfoot; Roy Crossman, metalâ€" work; James Fahey, bookbinding, metalwork, _ pioneering, camping; Bob Lundgren, metalwork; Kenneth Margeson, 2nd class, metalwork; &y » Srouts * i & ts pyyy, E4e Ch4ek mpamesiet _ zZ What an opportunity to find out for yourself the conveniences and luxuries of automatic hot water! Get the thrill of turning on the hot water any time you like, and using all you want for all your personal and household needs. Then check up and find out how little it costs to have hot water always on tap, without waiting or tank lighting. Thine wo oage Only $1.00 AS LONG 5 Y EARS AS TO PAY Besides low operating costs, the monthiy payments may be so low that they will b.c}l); be missed. You may extend them over a period of five years if you wish. But that isn‘t all! We are so sure that you won‘t want to be without automatic hot water any lohger that we‘ll put in the Heater on 90 days‘ approval. At the end o!flntu-owe'fldtbuuhitwtwnumwuumym payments. But you‘ll be the judge! There‘s really nothing to be gained by waitingâ€"not when $1.00 p'heu & modern A..m.& Guv“-r ‘l'!‘e{wr in mu.:.le.m?: 1.00 places & modern Automatic G: AVTOMATIC GAS WATER HEATER See Your Master Cooperating Plumber or ptnblant B thintiisentians~ 4 diraist Bs d cce 1 2nd class; Bob Shanley, star, rowâ€" ing; Bill Wilbur, metalwork, cookâ€" ing, swiming; Robert Williams, tenâ€" derfoot; John Wood, pioneering, camping, life saving, Troop 85 â€" Clarke Church, metalwork; Bud Field, athletics; Albert Matthiesen, swimming; Bill Murphey, camping, pioneering; Billy Sihler, canoeing, campjng, pioneering, . swimming; John Sihler, 2nd class, Troop 38 â€" Calvin Bauver, life, first aid, pioneerâ€" ing, camping; John Bowden, canoeâ€" ing, seamanship; Herbert Bowker, life saving,, pioneering, camping Frank Frable, canoeing; David Greenberg, pioneering, camping; Al Hale tenderfoot, 2nd class, swimâ€" ming; Robert Harvey, 1st class; Norman Hirsch, metalwork; Howâ€" ard Jacobs, star, cooking, camping, pioneering, swimming; John Kidd, metalwork; Jack Lanigan, pioneerâ€" ing, life saving, camping; Bruce Robinson, 1st class, metalwork; Jack Scott, 2nd class, life saving; Arthur Supple, swimming; Richard Turner, 2nd class; Robert Will, metalwork, camping, pioneering; Robert Winâ€" ton, metalwork. Troop 324 â€" Wm. Flynn, cooking. 1 00E P2R00; TETHE PHW, FIPâ€" tile study, zoology; Bob Moran, life zaving, pioneering; Lee Ostrander, attractive to Ray Gherardini this summer . . . could it be Olga, the brunette from LaSalle . . . poof . . . there goes the Bobby Turelliâ€"Helen Gherardini combination . . . but the guess is that they still hold a torch for each other. Roger Moley can be seen any day tending a goat on Burchell Ave. in Highwood . . . and Mr. Vitali reâ€" cently was fined ten dollars for esâ€" corting a ram uptown and creating amusing havoc in the public park. Henrictta Wesselhoeft, who was vacationing recently from training duties at St. Therese hospital, had as her guest Miss Hope Schneider of hem . .. 90 Days Approval! Down places in your home a modern Henry Armetta, seen in person, is a lovable character . . . in his secâ€" ond personal appearance in Chicago he won his audience completely . . . he seems heavier set on the stage than on the screen. A certain maid in a Ravinia famâ€" ily takes the cake for thoughtfulâ€" ness . . . during the recent heat wave she scrubbed the tile porch floor, a daily job, with ice water. ~ Half Day, which has a lot of hisâ€" torical interest so far as Lake county is concerned, has a tavern called Chief‘s . . . where arrowheads can be seen in the hundreds . . . set in varied designs . . . gathered from all over the country . .. many conâ€" tributors are listed from Highland Park . . . the place also bas other relies, including old guns, glass and china. Racine, Wis. . . . Carol Lou and h sister Suzanne Cole can be sten wi ph_:_r groups at_t_ho_ Iguch any day. & Xx.. But it‘s no problems win TWSV Wilson‘s Tender Made Ham. Ready to slice, for salads or sandwiches as you buy it. For hot recipes just heat and eat. WILSON‘S Secret Process nse. u. s. rat. orr. PAGE PIVER