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WE'VE asked a lot of philosoâ€" phers, but we never could get it straight as to whether there could be any humor in a perfect universe. i It is someâ€" Gets More Money thing to worâ€" Kidding Baseball :y ‘;50'::‘ A¢ : wi tâ€" Than Playing 1t [} °... Char. ter millenium moving in after this war, there might not be any place for Al Schacht. His errant foolishâ€" ness wouldn‘t do in such a perfectâ€" ly ordered world. Thursday, Moy 1, 1942 membership on the board of the American Society of Authors, Comâ€" posers and Publishers. He got his nautralization papers in 1919, and has been a diligent expounder of our democratic faith. But, in our present state of someâ€" what ostentatious imperfection, he still belongs, and today‘s good news is that the ‘"Clown Prince of Baseâ€" ball" is still clowning over in New Jersey just now, still touring the baseball circuits, making everybody happy with his durable pantomime. Nl' YORK.â€"It appears to this onlooker that there is a lag in this war in issuing pencils and paper tom-vmulndmfiuw&n-‘:; It‘s Time We Call initt. We Out Song Writers made a tast To Help Beat Axis "°U°% _ °* He has a copyright on ‘"The Star duly recorded in 1929. This was his steppedâ€"down version of the Nationâ€" al Anthem. The copyright is a bit of a joke which, says Mr. O‘Hara, will enable him to bequeath a singaâ€" ble National Anthem to his country Mr. O‘Hara probed still further and found that California had more basses and baritones than colder states. So he reset the anthem to a steamâ€"heated singing range. He came to the United States in 1904, at the age of 22 and worked four years as a clerk in the Canaâ€" is a war on. He was a topâ€"bracket player, bought by the Giants in 1917, and can still put a hop on a fast baill. He was literally born in left fieldâ€" in the left field territory of what is now the Yankee Stadium. He was a whirlwind pitcher in high school baseball and was three years with him. He and Nick Aitrock formed Possibly we are at least getting u_ndu way with Geoffrey O‘Hara limbering up his writingâ€"wrist with a ditty calculated to start a rush of bondâ€"buyers to the . neighborhood post office. Mr. O‘Hara is a veteran songâ€"leader of our 1918 singing and fighting days and the author of *"Kâ€"Kâ€"Kâ€"Katy." dian Bank of Commerce. All that time he was writing songs, surprised First World war, with that one about the little bit of the sunshine in the YMCA almost beating the first €rack of the guns. same for his ‘‘Tennessee." with the Washington club. the best pantomimists in the counâ€" tey. When "Cash and Carry" Pyle of Bunion Derby fame was staging Suzanne Lenglen in tennis matches around the country, Al Schacht‘s act was a part of the program. It was a burlesque of Suzanne which set matches but when she did: *Meester Pyle, deescharge ai ance zees clown or deescharge me!" By LEMVEL F. PARTON (Consolidated Featuresâ€"WNU Service.) Schacht were shrewdly used he might be worth a brace of batâ€" tleships to this country. As we see it many of the invocations of demecracy which come from the Washington founts of erudiâ€" tion do not quite get the public ‘"‘corn," in the Broadway lingo, or at any rate a widened public appeal and a dash of humer. If Al Schacht should take to rib bing Hitler before the basebail mebs, with an appropriate antiâ€" climax for Der Fuchrer at the finish, it ought to help a lot in getting over the news that there ‘Therefore there are more tenor mate the larnyx grows smaller, in order to keep out the weather. historical background in his proâ€" fessional Study of ‘"The Star Hle had no trouble in making other WHO‘S NEWS THIS WEEK need a bit of made a fast singing get away in the 5 Local Men Graduated From Purdue One hundred and fourteen young people from the state of IHinois were among the 1081 candidates for deâ€" grees at Purdue University this year. The 68th ‘annual commencement exâ€" ereises were held Sunday, May 3, five weeks ahead of the normal time beâ€" cause of the warâ€"time speed up proâ€" gram of the University. Under the war schedule of classes, the University And it probably was. Fruits and vegetables; lots of them, in the diet, certainly help generate all round plusâ€"health, And in these more than strenuous days, young or old, we all need all the strength and vitality we can muster. K “DEAR me," said mother. "When I served you children so many vegetables and fruits I didn‘t know I was filling you up with vitamins and minerals." She added, "Come to think of it, that‘s probably why you were always such a bouncy, Garden Lettuce with Baconâ€"Tomato & quarts leaf lettuce â€"(loosely packed) Sacon ‘Tomato Dressing ROMOOM, WHENE EED MR O PURRCTI Bring to boiling and simmer slowly for 10 minutes. Â¥ry bacon until Vim and Bounce EAT MORE VEGETABLES Cheesd is a highly concentrated and nutritious food. To begin mfln“.'ifl;rdhhfod.m'n.:.pow&.hu g we ?:m-:&‘maca--zuuuhm m we need for bones and teeth. Furthermore cheese is a source of Vitamin A and Vitamin G (B2) known as riboflavin. Importance of Calcium At a Red Cross Nutrition class recently, the women were horrified to discover that most of them were not getting enough calcium into their diets. Here‘s where such cheese, egg and milk dishes as this Cheese Souffle help. ldthflcrh-emr:kndh&oflmtnddt,mm i Misgies), Suriing sonsinntty. . Bland n thy praid theake, and sik m x . until cheese is melted. w:fimh.t. tC Mflfihnflfimoflmdw.flm Tevice biel ope poike untit thieh And remonâ€"solored, and mowls same mfi-n’um&.mmm-flmmu-fl beaten whites. Pour into a wellâ€"greased 1% qts. casserole (8 hdh-x“udmflndhhhnnâ€"dhtm(wmmd well up on .mwuumn.mwlm ndbvl!lp& and become golden brown on top. done it bmuhtsxvum“hbfi.mmmd-; Serve immedia with a Crearn Sauce to which have been added sautéed mushrooms, shrimps, cutâ€"up green or ripe olives or chopped chives. About of mustard or Worcestershire Sauce adds mu&flhmm&wmu&z Quick Cheese Sandwiches for Lanch or Supper OPEN CHEESE AND BACON SANDWICHES Few cayenne :zufidnh!lrd-ndl l-Cm-l!!-r.. 2 cups grated or finely chopped & or 6 thin alices bread _ “(MV.L‘ 5 or 6 thin alices of bacon 1 tep. Worcestershire (about 4; Tb.) $ *M-Mvcll. u-&.aâ€"..wml-..-n. J?lyfln . Toast slices of bread on 1 side. Remove toaster or broiler. hm&dfifig- mixture. Cut slices of bacon the length of the bread : hl“-ndfi““nfl=i= about 8 to 10 minutes or toast in a very het oven, basom is eviep and cheese is melted. Place thin slices of cheene between 2 thin slices of breadâ€"having io. oi ink ioi en e in ut e ol =_hl,_b‘.d~ ~_-_q-fld-#‘ ---n--.‘:'g & LCO YLL crl. &A M the _ â€"“.fih-..-l-fl”icunh broder .'.â€"Lz .::.*‘â€"._P information to in care of this newspaper, recsbhen omnnâ€"dnfl.fi-n:uinuuxmm 4 thep. butter 4 thep. all purpose flour Hot Baconâ€"Tomato Dressing lends new interest to lettuce salad. ETs : Vuerbymcmh'Ho-omm & CHEESE is GOOD FOR THEM To step up your TOASTED CHERSE SANDWICHES To Add a Piquant Flavor of mustard or Worcestershire Sauce adds a slightly CHEESE SOUFFLE m Py Semiee Riomenigg 1 and sw a 8. 5. in Cinl Engineerng ; Geo. also . im ; E. O‘ht-. M. S. in Civil Engineering. Ravinia: Kent B. Wonnell, B. S. in B. S. in Mechanical Engineering; Riâ€" chard E. Spangler, B. S. in Chemical will be in operation 50 weeks per year ard a new term will start May 6 with registration having been May 4 and 5. Among the 1942 graduates from the state of lilinois were: Highland Park: Charies F. Rictz, golden brown, remove lemon slices from tomato juice and combine bacon (with fat) and tomato juice. Heat well and pour over lettuce. __Note: This dressing is very good, also, with tender dandelion groens. ©oousd snpemsane cad pour weil io blend fiavors. Serves approximate ty ¢ portions. THURSDAY, 'fl‘i:.?:r‘.?‘-&.'n:.:*:z Cigua 4c3 frgro Anmemiie ian 10 de "a. a Wership; "The Sucâ€" M ige 9B , peoines reoues * .** /A ~ PAE 2 p.m., Kedeemer Guild: hall. & .In-h.'-‘m M_; fi-c.‘. 3 Mothers together with their c of three years old or under have inâ€" vited for afternoon ‘Getâ€"acquainted‘ Soâ€" eAu..'!:n:,.l.,i s 5 P. M rrangements nl-é- Oreâ€" dle Roll Superintendent, i *"ha* § ter, and Mrs. E. Hundley. Rev. Louis W. Sherwin. D. D.. Minister The Church extends the m‘ of fellow» ship to the newâ€"comer community 2‘ "£ randagim » 40 ....'i Church School for Juniors and 11 a.m., Church School for Beginners and _ Primary Departments. _ _ _ _ FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST _ _ _,_ ... 367 Hazel Avenue _ _ ____ _ This Church is a branch of The Mother Church, the First Church of Christ, Scienâ€" tist. Boston, Mass. . e catceitele ds 'l'hlnhr.u-h%wvlnhmut 11 o‘clock, and ‘the Wednesday ov-h, meeting, which includes testimonies o Christian Science healing, is at 8 o‘clock. _ An assisting committee i# seuposed of and Mrs. M. Wennerberg. M B Rncsie, ‘end o 11 a.m., Morning Worship. Mr. Williams J ie T8 Society meeting. M AY, I" 11 9:80 a.m., oman‘s Association Board _ Sunday School is open to pupils up to m".}‘.".( l?::_nn. n & Te "sokest morning at 9:30 A free public reading room is maintained by this church at 48 N. Sheridan road which is open daily from 9:80 c‘clock in the morning to 5:30 in the afternoon and on Saturdays until 9 o‘clock. On Sunday the reading room is open from %:30 to 5:80.. Here the Bible and all authorized Christian Science literature may be read, .1"’!..-.:‘!'.;._“..“.3 Troop 324 meeting 7:15 p.m., Choir Rehearsal _ _The subject of next Leason I:y‘t“,‘h "Adam and m" L borrowed or purchased. _ Baseball before the meeting WEDNESDAY, May 13 _ OFFICE â€" UPâ€"TOâ€"DATE IN OUR FOR RENT: ground floor office space. Counter space: builtâ€"in vault. Suitable for profe-‘-l or real esâ€" tate use. Write Box UPC % Press. FOR RENT.: Sâ€"room furnished apartâ€" ment. Heat and refrigeration inâ€" cluded in rental. Phone 555. _ 8â€"10 FOR RENT: 2 Sleeping rooms: l single, 1 double room. Hot water. FOR RENT: 6â€"room unfurnished apartment. 1033 Deerficld Road. Phone Deerfield 80. _. 8â€"10pd BRIDES GET YOUR WEDDING Invitations and announcements early. Come in and look over our very correct line. Don‘t forget to order your new "Mrs." visiting cards. The Highland Park Press, FOR SALE: Cocker Spaniel puppies A. K. C. Registered. 3 months old. Championship stock. Excellent pedâ€" igree. Privately raised. Reasonably priced. Phone H. P. 5344. 8â€"10 1940 PACKARD 4â€"D0OOR SEDAN. Radio, heater, 3 good spare tires. FOR SALE: 2 flat, 5 room lower. New furnace; new hot water boiler. Screened porch; full basément. Rented. 2nd fi. 4 rms., glazed scr. prch., }lf lot, fd loc. 620 W. Laurel Ave., H. P. Income $53.50 per mo. Price $4750. Terms, Write Rose C. Prichard, 140 Lisbon Rd., Oconomoâ€" woe, Wis. Phone Oconomowoc FOR SALE : Typewriter. Call Joseph Delhaye, 720 S. St. Johns Ave., . Highest cash prices paid for late WANTED TO BUYâ€"I HELP WANTEDâ€"Hand ironers to learn pressing. Good vw-. Shoreâ€" line Cleaners. 1215 -hhrn Ave., Wilmette. 11 WANTED : W white or colorâ€" :.' Good cook, lentnn; chaut~ FIRST MORTGAGE LOANS, §% interest, semiâ€"annual payment on terms. FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF HIGHLAND PARK â€" HIGHLAND P. Phone H. P. 180 PW title and take cash home. Phone our Mr. Harvey for appointment. National Motors, 2453â€"59 S. Michâ€" igan Ave. Phone Calumet 3363. _ Real Estate for Sale Kodak 35 or similar, suitable for 538 Central avenue, H. P. 557. CHURCH SERVICES Help W anted Legion Hall, McKiniey an For Rent GuY vITi For Sale (10â€"12) 10â€"12 10 rJKMI. 10 10‘.3 l--.% Exercise by the 10 :46 a.m., Morning Service, "A Good %‘fi-fln‘?“l-u cce "the Amaims "abe Batnt Fuis® pible Clzss will hold Ave. at 8 P .';.: SDAY, May 18 ‘:Pfin"._"n:_l_l p ® 2:30 p.m., The Missionary Lold sfi months Iheotlnd as the Hime af iE.‘“M rehcareal, Willis Mayficld. SATURDAY, May 9 * under the ‘h‘:.ol lu'l.l.uw- benstein m- Audrey Wessling. SUNDAY, May 10 .fl...-u..fil.,lni.-lhll‘.!fl- ments. 11 _a.m., Divine 'oulim"’nnflh ‘N-t.‘ &:‘. lfl:" Lesi i‘. t2ied fas h".'-':m * C . 6 :45 p.m., Y-â€"cum: Meeting. 1:46 p.m., "The Mys will be" the w-’ meditation on night. The singing of gospel hymns be MONDAY, ty 110 0 Heung . THURSDAY, May 7 1 , Luncheon im home of En. Walter lm at la.dlnnc- T:46 p.m., Senior Choral rehearsal under 6:80 p.m., Mother Daughter banquet in our church -:- TUESDAY, May 12 l).-‘.‘tho-nle.'Ghu'flI-m with Mrs. Gordon Strub. WEDNESDAY, May 12 1:46 D--.,‘:: “t:.: Mid week chnh.‘nlq‘M. service 8 y 'm receiv hest number of votes : " ring the Nigbert number of votes : Rxploring the _ the direction of Mrs. L. R. Hawley FRIDAY, May 8 . 0 t : 8 p.m., Monthly meeting of the Trustees 638 Waukegan road, IMMACULATE CONCEPTION (Catholle) * Auto Body Repairing Â¥ Cleaners Multigraph Operators Wanted for Govornment War Jobs ‘ Multigraph operators will be apâ€" pointed to Government war jobs in Washington, D. C., and throughout the United States, it was announced by the United States Civil Service Commission today. Both men and women may apply under the new anâ€" nouncement. Pay is $1,440 a year, alâ€" though some vacancies at $1,260 will be filled by qualified persons willing to accept the lower salary, Within the past 5 years, applicants must have had at least 6 full months of paid experience operating a powerâ€" driven multigraph machine, of which 3 months must have been in setting and distributing type and in the comâ€" position of complex forms. In filing application, they must clearly show that they can operate the machine without further instruction. Appoinâ€" tees in Government jobs will be reâ€" quired to set and distribute type for and to operate a multigraph machine in the ‘printing of circulars, letters, and forms, and to read proof and make corrections. No written test is required. Filing application is all that is necessary to be considered. Eighteen years is the minimum age limit, but there is no maximum. Applications must be sent to the Civil Service Commission, Washington, D. C., and will be acâ€" cepted until the needs of the service have been met. Full information as to the requireâ€" ments for these examinations, and application forms, may be obtained from Frank E. Carlson, Secretary of WRECKING NOWâ€" Save half on good used Lbr. "or free Est. call or, come to GORDON WRECKING & LUMBER CO. 2046 Sheridan _ Rd., North Chicago 306. _ . 3 tf. the Board of U. S. Civil Service Evâ€" aminers, at the post office or customâ€" house in this city, or from the Secâ€" retary of the Board of U. S. Civil Service Examiners, Furs stored, chn'&% ;fi. new repaired. wfl and deliver A :-‘ s Graff‘s M'ihr 420 * Bible" will be "**4 ‘"Our Interest in the Bible" will the central tho-a'h: for the evening. The Administra Council will convene later for organizaâ€" tion and business. in * i; c sds ol DAHL‘S AUTO RECONSTRUCTION CO. s Wheel Dynm::r Balancing 2o soutt Sreminy 4. Td Te & Evenings H. V. Nichols, 47 Elm Ave., Highâ€" Laurel Tel. 988 l.-.v"flhhm. rector East ST. JOHN‘S EVANGELICAL Miscellaneous 914 OQubridge ead High streets, Highweod Rev. Winficld H. Johneon, pastor Church effice 118 High street, Highweod 146 North avenus, Highwood. _ Tol. 427 GLENCOE NORTH SHORE CONGREGATION ISRAEL Avis Shulman will deliver the sermon lttl.s.mulow-a:yl:vb:hh held Sunday morning, y » North Shore Congregation Israel, Glencoe. Mrs. Shulman‘s numerous platform and pulpit appearances have earned her a naâ€" tional reputation as a speaker and have marked her as an outstanding leader, not oiTilT-“ Jewish life 'fim_fid&-& soci vance. The address. ‘Postse to Chaos," challenges‘ the imâ€" u‘lnun:'nud promises a discussion of unusual interest. Rabbi Shulman has written a special service for this occasion which marks the second annual Mother‘s Day Service to be fl:n“:c.ud ut the Temple by the women 0 Congregation. ‘The services will hmlhym.lml.m,’-lht of the Bhwhoo:i Mrs. Lester m thal and Mrs. Nat N. Kahn. "'ll.l be offered by Iu.dl-:n Hartmann, of Temple Sisterhoods. Services at North Shore Coamfln l.-hn= are cnllnu;l by Rabbi To l'l. ulman _ ev i o‘clock.. The femple is located at Lincoln and Vernon Avenues, and visitors are alâ€" ways cordially welcome, * Printing & Advertising KÂ¥ STATIONERY Family Living Association Meeting May 12 May 12 will be an important day for the many expectant mothers who will attend the all day session to meet their interests at the headquarters of the Association for Family Living, 220 S. State Strect, Suite 930. This is the fourth year that the Association has offered a program for mothersâ€"toâ€"be in which prominent docâ€" tors and child specialists discuss the business of adding a new member to the family from the viewpoint of the obstetrician, the pediatrician, the trained nurse and the family relations expert, and how best to make the new arrival healthy and happy. The day‘s progress will begin at ten in the morning and continue until four in the afterncon with a‘recess for lunch from 12:30 to 2:00. In addition there will be adequate intermissions and refreshments served at strategic The meeting is open to the public. Members of the Association are adâ€" mitted free and nonâ€" members pay a charge of 35¢ for the day. Frdmthmo!fiq”h years it is estimated that a large crowd of eager expectant mothers will attend the meetings. Highwood ‘avenue and Everts place Call H. P. 557 The Highland Park Press ST. JAMES ROMAN CATHOLIC Revâ€" James D. Glecson, paster 638 Waukegan read _ Tel. 118 742 Deerfleld road Tel. 256 RYTEX STATIOP:-!‘IY Newest Colors Designe 00 Sheets . . 100 Envelope With your $9 e ST. PAUL‘S EVANGELICAL YOUR OWN quota, i 10%! 538 CENTRAL AVENUE A Representative will call {not bertew)â€"100%1 â€"â€"â€" . -M_i‘nndmmd VWictory or defeat! _ Hroyinge Wat Roets «« mailing our Ttakps! noo 5n on s pogs Pollk Rabbi Charles Eâ€" Shulman your country 10% of your DEERFIELD Waukegan road