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Thursday, May 27, 1948 -W;m-bflnâ€"%â€"uonmmph- cle surrounded by waste paper. _ Shoesâ€"Two articles to be dropped from a great height. (Most effecâ€" tive at two A.M.) ‘ Towelâ€"An oblong piece of linen to remove dirt from the hands after a slight wetting, Dinnerâ€"gongâ€"A bellâ€"like instruâ€" ment that causes the male to beâ€" come invisible. Doorâ€"matâ€"A thick rug, to be stepped over, not on when enterâ€" ing the house. (This term is often used erroneously to define a beneâ€" dict). ‘ Bathâ€"tubâ€"A large container of too delicate material to be scrubâ€" bed after using. Lawnâ€"mowerâ€"An ornamental adâ€" junct to the garage. (Should not (by a wife) days) Tuxedoâ€"(obsolete) Formerly a costume to be worn at evening dinner parties. (Note: now a source of nourishment to the Lepiâ€" doptera) * } Golfâ€"A relaxing game for men who are too feeble to weed the garden. We were intrigued to find cannon towels for sale in a dryâ€" goods store. You see, we didn‘t even know that cannons took baths. * It Could Happen To You! 'â€";l;o, we saw a sign on a delivâ€" ery truck which said, and I quote: "Ideal Cleaners". seael Now we always supposed that ideals are lofty and highly moral, and not in need of cleaning. Ponderous A very wise old man of long ago Who reveled in the wisdom of this world, Searching his books, and ponderâ€" ing long and deep, Pleaded once with Allaf for a sign The which might yield an answer that he soughtâ€" T Might furnish him a key that would unlock The mystery. of the hereâ€"inâ€"after bne night a poignant vision to hime > dd While he was in that state, be twixt, between, Called Dreamland. Now it seemed somehow, that he Beheld a spectacleâ€"a spacious Which opened into rooms presently He saw a door with legend writ above: "On Whom Allsh Has Frowned. And as it was His wish, of course, to see and understand ‘The fate of those condemned, â€"quite daringly . He pushed the door ajar, and peered inside, Popâ€"eyed with curiosity. The scene Was like a crazy puzzle which contained No slightest sense at allâ€"except he felt An atmosphere, tonâ€"heavy, weigh ed with gloom. +« The company sat at an oval board _ ands butâ€"how strange! _ They seemed to be untouched. Then he saw why . . .. world . ... Thurs., Fri., Sat. May 27â€"28â€"29 Esther Williams, Laurits "This Time For Keeps" Added: Late News & Selected used on weekâ€"days nor Sun ALSO: Latest News Events & Short SDbeen4s and Shallows FOR KIDDIE MATINEE SATURDAY "WANDERER OF THE WASTELANDS Added: Late News & Selected Shorts ALCYON "The Mating of Millie" "APRIL SHOWERS" Highland Park ‘Telephone H. P. 2400 "My Pal Trigger" thru Wed. May 30â€"31â€"Jun > 1â€"2 AND 5 CARTOONS Marmalade To every person‘s side was tightâ€" ly bound .. A His good left arm. And furtherâ€" more the right Was fastened, at the elbow, to a splint F Which made it quite impossible to The stiffened arm; so that the eager hand, | Equipped with spoon, and free to rove at will, Could reach the food, but .stood, alas, no chance Of stopping at the niouth; at each fresh trial «t It struck the face of that one seated next, With dire result. It was a piteous sightâ€" Those wetched beings ravening for food ‘ Just out of reach. The lookerâ€"on, amazed, Veiled his shocked eyes and sadly turned away. The sight was 1 well endure. Then, further on, he saw another door, And over this he read the heart eningâ€" tale: "On Whom Allash Has Smiled." And hoping to Erase the vision of the grief he‘d seen, * He opened this door, too. At first he viewed What seemed a copy of the other roOm . .+. The table set with that which cheered the eye; But from there on the rest was different; For each one seated at that fesâ€" tive board $ Was radiating full and deep conâ€" tent, Although each one was also handiâ€" capped f As had been those on whom good ‘The difference? Why, here, each happy soul, Forgetful of himself, was serving well, His fellow man; and round that oval board ‘Things came out even, for each thoughtful one Was served, himself, in turn. Each ‘The witness, being such a wise old soul, s And able to discern, with his own eyes, The irony and wisdom of the plan, Gave thanks to Allah, good and just and wise. Assn. To MeEt.June 3 Annual meeting of the Lake County Tuberculosis. Association will be held Thursday, June 3, 1948 at 6:30 p.m. in the Karcher Hotel, Waukegan Telephone Maâ€" jestic 1805 for dinner reservations by Tuesday, noon, June 1st. This is an open meeting to the public and everyone is invited. Interesting reports will be given and there will be an election of nine persons to the Board of Diâ€" rectors to serve for a period of three years. Residents of Lake County have shown appreciation of the Assoâ€" ciation‘s work by contributing this year the largest amount to the Christmas Seal Sale in the history of the Associationâ€"$39,025.42. Allah frowned. was content. THEATRE â€" 630 Vernon Ave. Highland Park 605 Open Mon.â€"Fri., 6:00 Sat.â€"Sun., 1:80 85c to 6:30â€"50c after 6:30 Thu., Fri, Sat., May 20â€"21â€"22 Sat. Only doors open at 12:30 Thurs., Fri., Sat. May 27â€"28â€"20 "Mating of Millice" . GLENCOE "The Fabulous Texan" Glenn Ford, Evelyn Keyes "ODD MAN OUT" "SONG OF LOVE" Katherine Hepburn Paul Henreid Kathleen McLeod vlvnore than he could on, he saw another â€"R.B.O. 1â€"2 vinia School, is included in the latest edition of "Who‘s Who in Mr. Haner is listed as a teacher of mathematics and social science. His undergraduate training was taken at Hillsdale College, Hillsâ€" dale, Michigan, where he was president of his class and of his fraternity, and was granted a Bachelor of Science Degree, cum laude, in 1934. He did his gradâ€" uate work at the University of Michigan, maintaining an "A" scholastic average and achieving membership in Phi_Delta Kappa, national education fraternity, His Master of Arts Degree in educaâ€" ‘tiond psychology was received in 1940. In 1944, he married Phyllis Randall of Highland Park. They have one daughter, Diane. _ Articles written by Mr. Haner have been published in a dozen national education magazines, and his writings have been reprinted in periodicals and books in both the United States and Canada. His latest article is being featured in the May usu: of THE CLEARâ€" ING HOUSE, national high school teachers‘ magazine. Mr. Haner is a member of The Society for the Advancement of Education, Phi Delta Kappa Eduâ€" cation Fraternity, Epsilon Delta Alpha Scholastic Fraternity, The National Education Association, The Michigan Education Associaâ€" tion, and The Illinois Education Association. He is leaving the faculty of Raâ€" vinia School at the close of the present school year to accept a positionâ€" as a high school teacher of mathematics. A biographical sketch of Wenâ€" Americas Security is Your Security ! THE â€"PRESS PVBLIC S$ERVIC1I COMPANY OT NORTWIRH MLMNMNONS When is An Organ Not An Organ? When It‘s A White Elephant Reichert, 334 N. St. Johns avenue, and a professor at Lake Forest college, can‘t, for the life of him, remember exactly what he said. But it must have been potent, for it won him an Estey organ in a recent Lyon ldl‘!fi; radio contest. Dr. Reichert is a busy man. He doesn‘t have time to listen to radio contests and he knows nothâ€" ing whatsoever (so he says) about music. But his wife doesâ€"both. And she called upon her spouse to do the heavy work necessary compete in the contest. Reichert gave out with what it takes, the missus _ submitted itâ€"and the Recherts were in . . . . in 10th place. Will the Estey electric organ turn into a white elephant? Who knows? The doctor would like to exchange it for a television set. The little woman, being a pianist, would prefer a spinit piano. But in either case the chances of an exchange are slim. However, they can‘t lose, for Mrs. R. knows a good bit about an organ, too. C. A. R. Members To Share In Parade On Memorial Day Members of the Blackhawk Soâ€" ciety, Children of the American Revolution, are invited to take part in the Memorial Day parade on Monday, May 31. All members of both groups are urged to atâ€" tend. Please meet Mrs. Waggett and Mrs. Duffy at Central and 2nd St. at 10 :15 a.m. on thatiday. "I like music because . . . ." Former Trinity Rector Returns For R:verend Christoph Keller, forâ€" mer rector of Trinity Church and | now rector of St. Michael‘s Parâ€"| ish, St. Michael, Maryland, reâ€" turns to Highland Park to dedicate | on Sunday, May 30, a stained glass window in memory of his brother, the late Reverend George Sherman Keller, who passed away in 1927 after serving Trinity parâ€" ish for a year. Mr. and Mrs. Willâ€" iam H. Barker, former Highland Park residents now living in Santa "Barbara, California, are the donâ€" ors of the window. It was designed by the Connick Studios, Boston, and has been installed in the clerâ€" estory above the pulpit of Trinity Church. Reverend Christoph Kelâ€" ler, rector of the Highland Park parish for twenty years until his resignation in 1946, will preach the sermon next Sunday at the regular 11 o‘clock service conâ€" ducted by Reverend Charles U. Harris. Attending clergy will be lt.he Reverend Fred Yerkes and the Reverend Canon David E. 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